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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job"

Can she suck the juice off her fingers too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job

Can she suck the juice off her fingers too

That would get her a bonus point. Which is vital if shes currently scoring a 5

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm one level lower from the ribs scene in White Chicks, and that's only coz I can't chew my own toenails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the 1st thing I think of when I see them is...oh..yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That the 1st thing I think of when I see them is...oh..yes please

What is your opinion on a plate of ribs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like to see how well they devour a packet of jaffas

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

I'd be a solid 10. But then I'd need a nap after.....

Mrs

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No this is a good test.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a solid 10. But then I'd need a nap after.....

Mrs"

Could I have your written consent before you fall asleep please?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I’m licking the rib sauce from her naked body. Fuck the social

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By *ortobello SionnachWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Wait for the smile check the teeth and if it looks like a clampits mouth I am saying goodbye but then I have a thing for nice teeth.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

So that's where I've been going wrong. Food that doesn't make a mess!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i like to see how well they devour a packet of jaffas

In my case, not much tongue action, just a shit load of open mouth chopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How they hold a glass.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.

I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.

Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.

I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.

Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew

Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That the 1st thing I think of when I see them is...oh..yes please

What is your opinion on a plate of ribs?"
if I need a bib to eat then I'm not eating in front of anyone...need the mystic lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ignoring my post are we?

Pfffft.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.

I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.

Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew

Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10

See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ignoring my post are we?

Pfffft."

I was actually half way through youtubing the scene you're talking about

I haven't seen White Chicks in years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ignoring my post are we?

Pfffft."

Besides, I know how you eat ribs....if you know what I'm saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.

I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.

Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew

Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10

See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you

Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ignoring my post are we?

Pfffft.

Besides, I know how you eat ribs....if you know what I'm saying

I know what ya mean. Thank the Lord it wasn't when I was going through my Grinch stage with the teeth skeeters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait for the smile check the teeth and if it looks like a clampits mouth I am saying goodbye but then I have a thing for nice teeth."

With you there. If they haven't nice teeth I'm gone

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I do the same but with chicken's feet.

If they can suck all the skin off and spit out the bones without their fingers having to get involved, then they've got a nimble tongue, and that bodes well.

Plus if they even eat them in the first place then they're adventurous, so...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.

I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.

Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew

Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10

See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you

Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this"

You two and too funny!!!

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"I'd be a solid 10. But then I'd need a nap after.....

Mrs

Could I have your written consent before you fall asleep please?"

Struggle cuddles are for hubby only

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.

I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.

Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew

Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10

See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you

Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this

You two and too funny!!!

*whistles innocently*

Don't say I didn't warn ya

You'll be Mrs Jaffa before ya know it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a solid 10. But then I'd need a nap after.....

Mrs

Could I have your written consent before you fall asleep please?

Struggle cuddles are for hubby only

Ah, well it was worth a try.

...

...would he give me written consent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.

I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.

Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew

Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10

See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you

Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this

You two and too funny!!!

*whistles innocently*

Don't say I didn't warn ya

You'll be Mrs Jaffa before ya know it."

This is NOT playing it cool!

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"I'd be a solid 10. But then I'd need a nap after.....

Mrs

Could I have your written consent before you fall asleep please?

Struggle cuddles are for hubby only

Ah, well it was worth a try.

...

...would he give me written consent?

Nope. I'm better when I'm awake anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a solid 10. But then I'd need a nap after.....

Mrs

Could I have your written consent before you fall asleep please?

Struggle cuddles are for hubby only

Ah, well it was worth a try.

...

...would he give me written consent?

Nope. I'm better when I'm awake anyway

Probably true. But there is only so long I can wait for a 10 at rib munching

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.

I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.

Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew

Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10

See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you

Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this

You two and too funny!!!

*whistles innocently*

Don't say I didn't warn ya

You'll be Mrs Jaffa before ya know it.

This is NOT playing it cool!"

Ok I'll stop

All true tho. Well, apart from the Mrs Jaffa bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.

I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.

Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew

Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10

See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you

Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this

You two and too funny!!!

*whistles innocently*

Don't say I didn't warn ya

You'll be Mrs Jaffa before ya know it.

This is NOT playing it cool!

Ok I'll stop

All true tho. Well, apart from the Mrs Jaffa bit "

I thought we were getting married after you peg me while we carry out our twin brother/sister roleplay?

It's the only way you'll get my ring on your finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I like my meat boneless

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.

I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.

Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew

Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10

See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you

Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this

You two and too funny!!!

*whistles innocently*

Don't say I didn't warn ya

You'll be Mrs Jaffa before ya know it.

This is NOT playing it cool!

Ok I'll stop

All true tho. Well, apart from the Mrs Jaffa bit

I thought we were getting married after you peg me while we carry out our twin brother/sister roleplay?

It's the only way you'll get my ring on your finger"

That's what you think. Just beware when I drop a £20 note on the floor next time we go bowling. As you bend to pick it up I'm gonna lube you up and wear ya like a glove puppet

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.

I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.

Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew

Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10

See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you

Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this

You two and too funny!!!

*whistles innocently*

Don't say I didn't warn ya

You'll be Mrs Jaffa before ya know it.

This is NOT playing it cool!

Ok I'll stop

All true tho. Well, apart from the Mrs Jaffa bit

I thought we were getting married after you peg me while we carry out our twin brother/sister roleplay?

It's the only way you'll get my ring on your finger

That's what you think. Just beware when I drop a £20 note on the floor next time we go bowling. As you bend to pick it up I'm gonna lube you up and wear ya like a glove puppet "

Bollocks, wrong ring.

La la la.

Fancy bowling soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait for the smile check the teeth and if it looks like a clampits mouth I am saying goodbye but then I have a thing for nice teeth."

Then don't get the ribs then lol. Lexi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.

I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.

Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew

Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10

See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you

Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this

You two and too funny!!!

*whistles innocently*

Don't say I didn't warn ya

You'll be Mrs Jaffa before ya know it.

This is NOT playing it cool!

Ok I'll stop

All true tho. Well, apart from the Mrs Jaffa bit

I thought we were getting married after you peg me while we carry out our twin brother/sister roleplay?

It's the only way you'll get my ring on your finger

That's what you think. Just beware when I drop a £20 note on the floor next time we go bowling. As you bend to pick it up I'm gonna lube you up and wear ya like a glove puppet "

Well, 20 pounds is 20 pounds

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them "

You obviously don't have a good taste in cars

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them

You obviously don't have a good taste in cars

I only have good taste in husbands

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them

You obviously don't have a good taste in cars

I only have good taste in husbands

That's cute. Gave me a fuzzy tum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them

You obviously don't have a good taste in cars

I only have good taste in husbands

Can't be worse than your taste in cars. I bet you drive a vauxhall don't you?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them

You obviously don't have a good taste in cars

I only have good taste in husbands

Can't be worse than your taste in cars. I bet you drive a vauxhall don't you?

how did you know? I have a private plate too

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them

You obviously don't have a good taste in cars

I only have good taste in husbands

That's cute. Gave me a fuzzy tum."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them

You obviously don't have a good taste in cars

I only have good taste in husbands

Can't be worse than your taste in cars. I bet you drive a vauxhall don't you?

how did you know? I have a private plate too

Terrible form

Black Insignia by any chance?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them

You obviously don't have a good taste in cars

I only have good taste in husbands

Can't be worse than your taste in cars. I bet you drive a vauxhall don't you?

how did you know? I have a private plate too

Terrible form

Black Insignia by any chance?"

natch. I think it sums me up perfectly.

I've just googled Vauxhall Insignia

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them

You obviously don't have a good taste in cars

I only have good taste in husbands

Can't be worse than your taste in cars. I bet you drive a vauxhall don't you?

how did you know? I have a private plate too

Terrible form

Black Insignia by any chance?

natch. I think it sums me up perfectly.

I've just googled Vauxhall Insignia

I can't think of another Vauxhall worth putting a private plate on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out. I don’t like ribs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m out. I don’t like ribs "

I'm out. I don't like socials

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them

You obviously don't have a good taste in cars

I only have good taste in husbands

Can't be worse than your taste in cars. I bet you drive a vauxhall don't you?

how did you know? I have a private plate too

Terrible form

Black Insignia by any chance?

natch. I think it sums me up perfectly.

I've just googled Vauxhall Insignia

I can't think of another Vauxhall worth putting a private plate on"

I had an astra once if its any help

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Hand them a banana, all the info you need when they start to peel it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a vegetarian or someone who doesn't eat pork?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im inspired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hand them a banana, all the info you need when they start to peel it"

Bananas leave a bad taste in your mouth.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Who said you were supposed to eat it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How they hold a glass."

With two hands if you have just been eating ribs the sauce makes everything so slippery, would hate for the drink to go flying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who said you were supposed to eat it?"

Reply and quote. You obviously didn’t get my meaning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about a vegetarian or someone who doesn't eat pork? "

Then they're dead to me!

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew

The mind boggles!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You men really are demanding,I'm going lesbian.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You men really are demanding,I'm going lesbian."

Fancy a plate of ribs first?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You men really are demanding,I'm going lesbian.

Fancy a plate of ribs first?"

She doesn't eat food she's fake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You men really are demanding,I'm going lesbian.

Fancy a plate of ribs first?

She doesn't eat food she's fake."

Everyone on here is either a fake or a lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about a vegetarian or someone who doesn't eat pork?

Then they're dead to me!"

Id politely ask them to get the fuck out.... now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.

I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.

Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew

You must be a riot in a coffee shop!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You men really are demanding,I'm going lesbian.

Fancy a plate of ribs first?

She doesn't eat food she's fake.

Everyone on here is either a fake or a lesbian "

Or a fake lesbian

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By *urplepolkadottWoman
over a year ago

heaven

If a bloke suggested going for ribs then sex I'd think it was Christmas hahahaha all bones would deffo be sucked clean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Note to self...no food at socials.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job"

I’m definitely in love!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job

I’m definitely in love! "

My future Mrs Jaffa Cake

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job

I’m definitely in love!

My future Mrs Jaffa Cake

Yaaaaaaay! I'm perusing hats as I type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job

I’m definitely in love!

My future Mrs Jaffa Cake

Can we have a cake made of Jaffa cakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread made me buy a rack of bbq ribs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job

I’m definitely in love!

My future Mrs Jaffa Cake

Can we have a cake made of Jaffa cakes? "

I am so going to bone you hard for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job

I’m definitely in love!

My future Mrs Jaffa Cake

Yaaaaaaay! I'm perusing hats as I type."

Will you be my best man?

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over a year ago

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job

I’m definitely in love!

My future Mrs Jaffa Cake

Can we have a cake made of Jaffa cakes?

I am so going to bone you hard for that

Oh and serve ribs to our guests so we can see who we will play with first.

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over a year ago

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job

I’m definitely in love!

My future Mrs Jaffa Cake

Can we have a cake made of Jaffa cakes?

I am so going to bone you hard for that

Oh and serve ribs to our guests so we can see who we will play with first. "

Fine by me, but I won't go lower than a 6, that's my golden rule

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job

I’m definitely in love!

My future Mrs Jaffa Cake

Yaaaaaaay! I'm perusing hats as I type.

Will you be my best man?"

Hell yes. My speech will be EPIC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job

I’m definitely in love!

My future Mrs Jaffa Cake

Yaaaaaaay! I'm perusing hats as I type.

Will you be my best man?

Hell yes. My speech will be EPIC"

Promise me you will rock a bandana

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job

I’m definitely in love!

My future Mrs Jaffa Cake

Yaaaaaaay! I'm perusing hats as I type.

Will you be my best man?

Hell yes. My speech will be EPIC

Promise me you will rock a bandana

And you have to rap it

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What about if you are the sort of woman that cracks the bones with your teeth and sucks the marrow out

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You men really are demanding,I'm going lesbian.

Fancy a plate of ribs first?"

I rip my meat to bits it'll be like you've eaten them yourself,I don't think you'd like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread made me buy a rack of bbq ribs. "

I was thinking about it too ..

I did buy some jaffa cakes though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You men really are demanding,I'm going lesbian.

Fancy a plate of ribs first?

I rip my meat to bits it'll be like you've eaten them yourself,I don't think you'd like that. "

You obviously don't know me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job

I’m definitely in love!

My future Mrs Jaffa Cake

Yaaaaaaay! I'm perusing hats as I type.

Will you be my best man?

Hell yes. My speech will be EPIC

Promise me you will rock a bandana

And you have to rap it"

Consider it done.

I'll be the best man who can, whilst wearing a ban...dana

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?

Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10

1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible

10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas

She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.

No one likes a clean blow job

I’m definitely in love!

My future Mrs Jaffa Cake

Yaaaaaaay! I'm perusing hats as I type.

Will you be my best man?

Hell yes. My speech will be EPIC

Promise me you will rock a bandana

And you have to rap it

Consider it done.

I'll be the best man who can, whilst wearing a ban...dana "

Hell yes biatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really fancy some ribs now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll ask them ‘Chinese buffet, KFC or McDonald’s?’

I’ll be able to tell by their answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll ask them ‘Chinese buffet, KFC or McDonald’s?’

I’ll be able to tell by their answer. "

KFC. Everytime

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over a year ago

"I’ll ask them ‘Chinese buffet, KFC or McDonald’s?’

I’ll be able to tell by their answer.

KFC. Everytime "

Oh so close. KFC and then ‘if there’s time, the Chinese buffet’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be good to get sex after a social

Clearly I need to bone up on my rib sucking skills...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be good to get sex after a social

Clearly I need to bone up on my rib sucking skills..."

Not on my behalf I hope

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over a year ago

"I’ll ask them ‘Chinese buffet, KFC or McDonald’s?’

I’ll be able to tell by their answer.

KFC. Everytime

Oh so close. KFC and then ‘if there’s time, the Chinese buffet’ "

If you're still hungry after a KFC , then you didn't KFC correctly

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over a year ago

"I’ll ask them ‘Chinese buffet, KFC or McDonald’s?’

I’ll be able to tell by their answer.

KFC. Everytime

Oh so close. KFC and then ‘if there’s time, the Chinese buffet’

If you're still hungry after a KFC , then you didn't KFC correctly "

Oh I’ll have a breather in between the KFC and buffet. I’m not a mad man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll ask them ‘Chinese buffet, KFC or McDonald’s?’

I’ll be able to tell by their answer.

KFC. Everytime

Oh so close. KFC and then ‘if there’s time, the Chinese buffet’

If you're still hungry after a KFC , then you didn't KFC correctly

Oh I’ll have a breather in between the KFC and buffet. I’m not a mad man"

Semi acceptable

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ignoring my post are we?

Pfffft."

Why would anyone ignore you? We would take you out for ribs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ignoring my post are we?

Pfffft.

Why would anyone ignore you? We would take you out for ribs

I ignored it because she's a needy bitch

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ignoring my post are we?

Pfffft.

Why would anyone ignore you? We would take you out for ribs

I ignored it because she's a needy bitch"

Says the one who whatsapp'd me to say "look at my ribs thread"

Love you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ignoring my post are we?

Pfffft.

Why would anyone ignore you? We would take you out for ribs

I may raid your wardrobe though

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over a year ago

"Ignoring my post are we?

Pfffft.

Why would anyone ignore you? We would take you out for ribs

I ignored it because she's a needy bitch

Says the one who whatsapp'd me to say "look at my ribs thread"

Love you "

I never said I wasn't needy. I said you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be good to get sex after a social

Clearly I need to bone up on my rib sucking skills...

Not on my behalf I hope

Take a walk on the wild side...

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over a year ago

"It would be good to get sex after a social

Clearly I need to bone up on my rib sucking skills...

Not on my behalf I hope

Take a walk on the wild side..."

Just the ribs will be fine thanks

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

As someone who has had a social or two with the OP, it may be a bit embarrassing when he licks the plate clean in public but it does give you a good chance to witness his tongue skills in all their glory. Just saying ladies

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ignoring my post are we?

Pfffft.

Why would anyone ignore you? We would take you out for ribs

I ignored it because she's a needy bitch

Says the one who whatsapp'd me to say "look at my ribs thread"

Love you

I never said I wasn't needy. I said you are

Maybe I am a little. A smidge.

I'm also fiercely independent.

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ignoring my post are we?

Pfffft.

Why would anyone ignore you? We would take you out for ribs

I may raid your wardrobe though "

Im sure Anne wouldn't mind... Neither would i lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignoring my post are we?

Pfffft.

Why would anyone ignore you? We would take you out for ribs

I ignored it because she's a needy bitch

Says the one who whatsapp'd me to say "look at my ribs thread"

Love you

I never said I wasn't needy. I said you are

I can’t do a needy man, I need all the attention. May have to reconsider the engagement.

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over a year ago

"Ignoring my post are we?

Pfffft.

Why would anyone ignore you? We would take you out for ribs

I ignored it because she's a needy bitch

Says the one who whatsapp'd me to say "look at my ribs thread"

Love you

I never said I wasn't needy. I said you are

I can’t do a needy man, I need all the attention. May have to reconsider the engagement. "

I would give you anything you wanted and more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As someone who has had a social or two with the OP, it may be a bit embarrassing when he licks the plate clean in public but it does give you a good chance to witness his tongue skills in all their glory. Just saying ladies

I do have rather good oral skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do have rather good oral skills

It’s back on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I do have rather good oral skills

It’s back on

Best wingman ever!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I do have rather good oral skills

It’s back on

Best wingman ever!"

Goddamit I've lost another crown.

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over a year ago

I do have rather good oral skills

It’s back on

Best wingman ever!

Goddamit I've lost another crown."

SJ got me Poochiepoo back. You've had plenty of time to get me _ady lick and you've still failed

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I do have rather good oral skills

It’s back on

Best wingman ever!

Goddamit I've lost another crown.

SJ got me Poochiepoo back. You've had plenty of time to get me _ady lick and you've still failed "

Can I still be best man though?

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over a year ago

I do have rather good oral skills

It’s back on

Best wingman ever!

Goddamit I've lost another crown.

SJ got me Poochiepoo back. You've had plenty of time to get me _ady lick and you've still failed

Can I still be best man though?"

Yea man

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I do have rather good oral skills

It’s back on

Best wingman ever!

Goddamit I've lost another crown.

SJ got me Poochiepoo back. You've had plenty of time to get me _ady lick and you've still failed

Can I still be best man though?

Yea man

Wooooohoooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do have rather good oral skills

It’s back on

Best wingman ever!

Goddamit I've lost another crown.

SJ got me Poochiepoo back. You've had plenty of time to get me _ady lick and you've still failed "

You mean I have competition? Oh dear, not sure I like this at all!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I do have rather good oral skills

It’s back on

Best wingman ever!

Goddamit I've lost another crown.

SJ got me Poochiepoo back. You've had plenty of time to get me _ady lick and you've still failed

You mean I have competition? Oh dear, not sure I like this at all!!

Don't worry, you already won

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