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I think my dog Frank is depressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I came home to find him looking out the window at the rain, looking like he was in a 1980’s power ballad music video. Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing on the radio, (I leave the radio on to keep him company) so it looked like he was reminising about a lost love or those halcyon days when white dog shit was all the rage.

Cheer up good buddy, I’ll take you for a long walk in the shire.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Try Classics FM next time.

Chin up, Frank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take him cycling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs suffer from depression more than you’d think. He’s needing some attention to feel part of your gang.

Have fish and chips and a beer (obviously pet beer) with him later. I had a black lab years ago that got really down when I went away. He always cheered up after that.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ha ha - God yes, the good old ‘Staring listlessly through a rain drenched window pane’ was a delightful cliche in many an 80’s music video - St Elmo’s Fire (Man In Motion) by John Parr springs to mind by way of example.

Ahhh....they don’t ‘em like that anymore.

.....Instead, now we have the likes of Drake dancing as though suffering from some form of spinal injury....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Frank sounds needy.

I'd replace him with a couple of cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of cwtches and a dashed good wander , next time try some smashing pumpkins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Frank sounds needy.

I'd replace him with a couple of cats."

I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting


"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank."

What’s wrong with being called Frank??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy him a pet dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank."

He seems happy enough when I shout ‘Frank, your fillet steak is served!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank.

What’s wrong with being called Frank??"

You tell her Frank !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank.

What’s wrong with being called Frank??"

Nothing if you're a man. I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha - God yes, the good old ‘Staring listlessly through a rain drenched window pane’ was a delightful cliche in many an 80’s music video - St Elmo’s Fire (Man In Motion) by John Parr springs to mind by way of example.

Ahhh....they don’t ‘em like that anymore.

.....Instead, now we have the likes of Drake dancing as though suffering from some form of spinal injury.... "

I’ve heard of this Drake fellow, is he popular in the hippity hoppity world ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank.

What’s wrong with being called Frank??

You tell her Frank ! "

Shush up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take him cycling "

I’ll put him in my basket !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try Classics FM next time.

Chin up, Frank."

He loves Four Seasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank."

What's wrong with Frank. I've a kid called frankie

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Awwww.

Sounds like Frank needs a holiday.

Somewhere warm, all inclusive maybe and a visit to a doggy strip bar, maybe get himself laid out there, and a hefty cuban cigar and single malt afterwards

Chin up Frank, bad days don't last forever.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Frank sounds needy.

I'd replace him with a couple of cats.

I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt. "

My two pinned me to the settee the other day. It was OK while I was watching the footie but a tad awkward when I wanted to get up for a pee......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Frank sounds needy.

I'd replace him with a couple of cats.

I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt.

My two pinned me to the settee the other day. It was OK while I was watching the footie but a tad awkward when I wanted to get up for a pee......"

I bought a rescue cat for my nan, when she had a fall he just sat on her. Rescue cat my Arse.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank.

He seems happy enough when I shout ‘Frank, your fillet steak is served!’"

He's got depression and partly deaf

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Frank sounds needy.

I'd replace him with a couple of cats.

I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt.

My two pinned me to the settee the other day. It was OK while I was watching the footie but a tad awkward when I wanted to get up for a pee......

I bought a rescue cat for my nan, when she had a fall he just sat on her. Rescue cat my Arse. "

Baddum tshhhh.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I saw some white dog pop the others say in London; it must be making a come-back, the capital is alway ahead with new trends.

Get Frank a SAD lamp and an IPod and then record a motivational play list for him - Bat out of Hell does it for me. Also, get him some vitamin D - good luck Frank.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank.

What's wrong with Frank. I've a kid called frankie "

Oops,poor Frankie,has he got floppy ears and four legs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Frank sounds needy.

I'd replace him with a couple of cats.

I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt.

My two pinned me to the settee the other day. It was OK while I was watching the footie but a tad awkward when I wanted to get up for a pee......

I bought a rescue cat for my nan, when she had a fall he just sat on her. Rescue cat my Arse.

Baddum tshhhh."

No, the cat is called Captain Tunafeet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank.

What's wrong with Frank. I've a kid called frankie

Oops,poor Frankie,has he got floppy ears and four legs?

"

Did you have a Frank dump you, cause sounds like you’ve got issues with the name ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Frank sounds needy.

I'd replace him with a couple of cats."

Pha, my moggy has been whinging at the top of her voice all morning - at least Frank is quiet!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank.

What's wrong with Frank. I've a kid called frankie

Oops,poor Frankie,has he got floppy ears and four legs?

Did you have a Frank dump you, cause sounds like you’ve got issues with the name ? "

Look it's not me with the issues of being called Frank it's your poor pooch. Give it a doggy name and it'll perk up a treat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank.

What's wrong with Frank. I've a kid called frankie

Oops,poor Frankie,has he got floppy ears and four legs?

Did you have a Frank dump you, cause sounds like you’ve got issues with the name ?

Look it's not me with the issues of being called Frank it's your poor pooch. Give it a doggy name and it'll perk up a treat."

Frank is a cool name for a dog, I was going to call him Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell Frank I won £81 on lotto last night that will cheer him up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell Frank I won £81 on lotto last night that will cheer him up"

It will do, he uses the same numbers as you.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank.

What's wrong with Frank. I've a kid called frankie

Oops,poor Frankie,has he got floppy ears and four legs?

Did you have a Frank dump you, cause sounds like you’ve got issues with the name ?

Look it's not me with the issues of being called Frank it's your poor pooch. Give it a doggy name and it'll perk up a treat.

Frank is a cool name for a dog, I was going to call him Dave. "

Poor poor dog.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

I know a real good pet therapist.

She is the dogs bollox.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"I know a real good pet therapist.

She is the dogs bollox.

"

So she gets licked a lot by dogs then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s just wondering if he’ll ever find out who’s a good boy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze his anal glands. It'll take his mind off the shit day stuck indoors listening to cheesy music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Squeeze his anal glands. It'll take his mind off the shit day stuck indoors listening to cheesy music."

Fun filled Sunday’s in Exeter..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore the random apostrophe. Bloody phone.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Frank needs more strokes and cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank needs a wander with Pooch , we've been in the hills twice today .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frank sounds needy.

I'd replace him with a couple of cats.

I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt. "

Last time you had a cat in your house he caused havoc. Didn’t he leave a present on the door?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Frank needs more strokes and cuddles "

Don't we all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frank needs more strokes and cuddles

Don't we all!"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank."

Maybe he's got a brother called Lampard

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Frank needs a FWB.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Frank needs a FWB."

That could become rather complicated, I'm sure a tennis ball would suffice

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"I came home to find him looking out the window at the rain, looking like he was in a 1980’s power ballad music video. Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing on the radio, (I leave the radio on to keep him company) so it looked like he was reminising about a lost love or those halcyon days when white dog shit was all the rage.

Cheer up good buddy, I’ll take you for a long walk in the shire.

"
"How is it that animals understand things I do not know, but it is certain that they do understand."

Frances Hodgson Burnett

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Frank sounds needy.

I'd replace him with a couple of cats.

I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt.

Last time you had a cat in your house he caused havoc. Didn’t he leave a present on the door? "

Next doors cat Chris, left a poo on my doorstep with a flag in it, that said ‘I will return with back up. All the best Chris X’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Frank needs a FWB."

Furry Whippet Buddy, he’s already got one of those ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs to frank

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Frank sounds needy.

I'd replace him with a couple of cats.

I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt.

Last time you had a cat in your house he caused havoc. Didn’t he leave a present on the door?

Next doors cat Chris, left a poo on my doorstep with a flag in it, that said ‘I will return with back up. All the best Chris X’"

You see, Pussy's do have some sentiment after all

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Frank needs more strokes and cuddles "

So does Friskeys pussy by the sound of things.....

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