FabSwingers.com forum: pick up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone loves a good pick up line, but what are the best and worst you've ever heard?

Worst - You're so fit I would eat your shit off bread.

Best(well my personal favourite) - My names An.... It's actually pronounced Dan, but you can get the D later(came up with that myself)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yer coat, you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get yer coat, you've pulled

A classic!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Let’s fuck!’ - Compendious and simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you just fart?

Cos you blew me away

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fancy a dance?

Oh good, go and have one so I can chat ya mate up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard a story once about a guy in pre internet days who would just go up to girls and ask for a fuck.

Got his face slapped a lot. Also got a lot of fucks as well apparently.

Never tried it myself though.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I heard a story once about a guy in pre internet days who would just go up to girls and ask for a fuck.

Got his face slapped a lot. Also got a lot of fucks as well apparently.

Never tried it myself though. "

Heard of some guy who did this when I was at uni as well. It's rather sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice shoes, wanna f...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Fancy a dance?

Oh good, go and have one so I can chat ya mate up."

Pissed myself laughing at that one. Funny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the day when people actually met in pubs and clubs, a man came up to me and handed me 10p..whats this for i asked..go phone your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you just fart?

Cos you blew me away

Totally stealing that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you just fart?

Cos you blew me away

Totally stealing that one!"

why on earth would you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you ovulating?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you just fart?

Cos you blew me away

Totally stealing that one!

why on earth would you"

Because it's hilarious

Best icebreaker is a bit of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Are you ovulating?"

I got a mate who uses "wanna go halves on a baby"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a 9 inch tongue, and I can breath through my ears

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