FabSwingers.com forum: So tell me what you want !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So tell me what you want , what you really really want?"

So crooned the popular music quartet the spice girls .

I have been jolly well thinking whilst out wandering the hills with the ever so handsome Pooch.

We are all on this jolly site for our own reasons. Maybe just sex or maybe more.

So this is your chance to put up a short advertisement (that's all our profiles really are ). Seeking what you like , what you want? What you crave from Fab .

This is mine .

Happy go lucky chap , loves music and the great outdoors . Looking for a woman in a similar situation as myself enjoys walking, laughs and chats. Sple did pooch walks, kisses, cwtches and occasional delicious fun .

Taff

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

We could have gone for a walk this morning

Maybe next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want the remote for this world please, and some batteries to go with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We could have gone for a walk this morning

Maybe next time.

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oh gosh we will soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spontaneous happy Lady, looking fun frolics and some kinky times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beautiful, naked woman to slowly lower herself down my cock.

And a chocolate milkshake.

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

I would like some new, local, chatty, intelligent guys who want to go to Jaydees and Vanilla Alternative during the day to fuck me and my friends.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I crave someone who adores me, who likes me for me, and embraces my flaws and uniqueness.

Someone who's caring, will want to protect me yet trust me to make my own choices. Someone who makes my gut do somersaults and my eyes leak happy tears.

They need to be pretty good at the sex stuff too, as who knows, one day I'll not just bring their sexual needs and desires to life, I may just make love to them too.

I didn't think I was craving this until recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just someone localish for daytime fun and possibly nights out too..

Seems to be impossible to find although interviews are ongoing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just someone localish for daytime fun and possibly nights out too..

Seems to be impossible to find although interviews are ongoing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal-ish lady seeks passable guy for sex. Must have good oral hygiene.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Normal-ish lady seeks passable guy for sex. Must have good oral skills. "

Fify my friend

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"A beautiful, naked woman to slowly lower herself down my cock.

And a chocolate milkshake."

I had that last night.

Well, the chocolate milkshake anyway......

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

"I crave someone who adores me, who likes me for me, and embraces my flaws and uniqueness.

Someone who's caring, will want to protect me yet trust me to make my own choices. Someone who makes my gut do somersaults and my eyes leak happy tears.

They need to be pretty good at the sex stuff too, as who knows, one day I'll not just bring their sexual needs and desires to life, I may just make love to them too.

I didn't think I was craving this until recently.

You and Me.....they are like rocking horse shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normal-ish lady"

Try again.

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By *astings SocialWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

A wingman or wingwoman to be with me at the socials I host, attend other socials with and visit clubs

I don't currently like driving far so prefer someone to do that.

Or someone to rewatch Buffy with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hug.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I crave someone who adores me, who likes me for me, and embraces my flaws and uniqueness.

Someone who's caring, will want to protect me yet trust me to make my own choices. Someone who makes my gut do somersaults and my eyes leak happy tears.

They need to be pretty good at the sex stuff too, as who knows, one day I'll not just bring their sexual needs and desires to life, I may just make love to them too.

I didn't think I was craving this until recently.

*waves.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally undateable but eminently fuckable man seeks miracle woman to reach over and just kiss me and whisk me away into her warmth every now and then

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Psycho trannie seeks victims..... Err no I mean friends.. Yes friends that's what I meant definitely..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like some new, local, chatty, intelligent guys who want to go to Jaydees and Vanilla Alternative during the day to fuck me and my friends.

Sold.

Damn not local enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normal-ish lady seeks passable guy for sex. Must have good oral skills.

Fify my friend

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normal-ish lady

Try again."

Outstanding example of feminine perfection?

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Normal-ish lady seeks passable guy for sex. Must have good oral skills.

Fify my friend

Thanks!

I knew what you meant or what you really need

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"A beautiful, naked woman to slowly lower herself down my cock.

And a chocolate milkshake."

Oooh. I now want a banana milkshake!! And a harem of hot men at my disposal would be good as well x

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"A hug."

I've sent one in the post, should be there by wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normal-ish lady seeks passable guy for sex. Must have good oral skills.

Fify my friend

Thanks!

I knew what you meant or what you really need

I do need it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hug.

I've sent one in the post, should be there by wednesday

Thanks, can you stop everyone making decisions for me without me too?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice sloppy BJ x

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Normal-ish lady seeks passable guy for sex. Must have good oral skills.

Fify my friend

Thanks!

I knew what you meant or what you really need

I do need it! "

I can tell shame I'm not a guy. I can send hubby though

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By *tumshWoman
over a year ago

sexytown

Im looking for a man that absolutely adores the ground I walk on and loves nothing more on a Sunday evening than to see someone else’s cock sliding in and out of my hungry mouth, while he enters me from behind.........I don’t think that’s too much to ask?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"A beautiful, naked woman to slowly lower herself down my cock.

And a chocolate milkshake."

you want to lower a chocolate milkshake slowly on to your cock?

wtf sort of site do you think this is, you pervert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normal-ish lady seeks passable guy or lady for sex. Must have good oral skills.

Fify my friend

Thanks!

I knew what you meant or what you really need

I do need it!

I can tell shame I'm not a guy. I can send hubby though

Fixed it!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Someone no more than a 30-45 minute drive away who would like to get together and indulge in some crazy sex a couple of times a month. Must be tall, good looking and be able to kiss me into tomorrow.

I'm thinking it's too much to ask tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like a woman who would kinkly let me suckle on her tities while she gives an handjob with olive oil

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Id like a woman who would kinkly let me suckle on her tities while she gives an handjob with olive oil "

#youknowwhoyouare

It's Fucking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I crave someone who adores me, who likes me for me, and embraces my flaws and uniqueness.

Someone who's caring, will want to protect me yet trust me to make my own choices. Someone who makes my gut do somersaults and my eyes leak happy tears.

They need to be pretty good at the sex stuff too, as who knows, one day I'll not just bring their sexual needs and desires to life, I may just make love to them too.

I didn't think I was craving this until recently.

This !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all good today, have my dog snuggling me, a coffee and a paper.

A guy to do my ironing naked whilst I watch The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society movie would make me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice massage

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Those who seek shal not find but if anyone spot a tasty baby blade give us a nudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm all good today, have my dog snuggling me, a coffee and a paper.

A guy to do my ironing naked whilst I watch The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society movie would make me smile.

I’m still trying to get my head around that particular naked ironing and choice of film scenario? I guess a kink is a kink!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends... takes on new meaning around here

A slow teasing fuck would be nice right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple who want to meet couples and singles for conversation and sex. Ideally this would turn into a sex friendship which allows us to explore one another and our fantasies over several meets. We quite like light roleplay into the bargain and are happy to take a step back from one another sometimes to allow full sexual expression. Open to new ideas although we don’t want to go to clubs.

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By *apmanMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

"A nice massage "

Would Madam like it hard or soft today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My needs are simple : a cheery, smiley, down to earth, gawjuss, friendly and tactile (I loves my hugs and kisses, me!) lady who’s willing to lower her standards to accept moobs, love handles, a face like a slapped arse and a decidedly average performance between the sheets. Must like cake and Christmas

Failing that, my frankly much easier to achieve Plan B involves creating world peace and eliminating global hunger and poverty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to talk silliness with someone, laugh at their peculiar sense of humour. Have a bit of a shared sense of an adventure, in between the everyday mundane. Share body fluids in a messy realisation of fantasies. With nibbles and drinks and lovely chats afterwards.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I just want to talk silliness with someone, laugh at their peculiar sense of humour. Have a bit of a shared sense of an adventure, in between the everyday mundane. Share body fluids in a messy realisation of fantasies. With nibbles and drinks and lovely chats afterwards.

What kind of nibbles? This is a dealbreaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice massage

Would Madam like it hard or soft today?

The massage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple who want to share long mornings or afternoons of hot rampant sex. But also friends who we can all share our sexual fantasies with and explore them with each other. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My needs are simple : a cheery, smiley, down to earth, gawjuss, friendly and tactile (I loves my hugs and kisses, me!) lady who’s willing to lower her standards to accept moobs, love handles, a face like a slapped arse and a decidedly average performance between the sheets. Must like cake and Christmas

Failing that, my frankly much easier to achieve Plan B involves creating world peace and eliminating global hunger and poverty. "

I’d be willing to lower my standards right down for you

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Failing that, my frankly much easier to achieve Plan B involves creating world peace and eliminating global hunger and poverty.

I’d be willing to lower my standards right down for you

Cool, when they get even lower give me a call

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Pedantic nerd seeks indulgent woman. Must have own brain. Knickers optional. No Crocs.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"A hug.

I've sent one in the post, should be there by wednesday

Thanks, can you stop everyone making decisions for me without me too?!"

I can't decide whether to without you

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I'm all good today, have my dog snuggling me, a coffee and a paper.

A guy to do my ironing naked whilst I watch The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society movie would make me smile.

I'd do that, subject to a review of the amount of ironing involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failing that, my frankly much easier to achieve Plan B involves creating world peace and eliminating global hunger and poverty.

I’d be willing to lower my standards right down for you

well the “Most Charitable Act” gong at the traditional end of year Fab Awards has already been sealed! Mwah x It’s why you’re my joint fave x

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Im quickly starting to release Im a very little fish swimming around in a shark pond. It's becoming very apparent that most see "the time invested" equals an outcome which is short lived.

Im only ever going to be made to feel as if Im just one of many..bit like a tick in a box or as we call it here a verfication.

People who embrace you into their lives then discard you like you never existed due to the next attractive picture or person pops into their box. Feeling empty and confused what lengths individual will invest for a simple one off shag.

I'm not sure that I really want anything from here except the genuine friendships with no alteria motive.

So want I really want is to keep on smiling...and embrace wantevers up ahead...amen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just back from the hills with pooch

. Now I k ow what I really really want as I said in my opening of this thread .

But with a beautiful walk with my best pal ,surrounded by stunning views and wild ponies. I found what I needed this afternoon. Peace and wide open spaces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I want too much...

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Im quickly starting to release Im a very little fish swimming around in a shark pond. It's becoming very apparent that most see "the time invested" equals an outcome which is short lived.

Im only ever going to be made to feel as if Im just one of many..bit like a tick in a box or as we call it here a verfication.

I'm not sure that I really want anything from here except the genuine friendships with no alteria motive.

So want I really want is to keep on smiling...and embrace whatevers up ahead...amen

I've just read your profile and I really like the road cycling bit. So do you prefer us blokes in a smart business suit or a skin suit?

If we were to meet (shame about those miles) it wouldn't be a one off, not with what I've seen.

As for stamina, my longest distance this year is 80 miles. Is that fit enough for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A handsome man who appreciates curves on a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I want too much...

Don’t we all. Nothing wrong with that though. You want what you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well what I would like is a friend I can count on for most. If that friend was female, say from here, then a fwb that we both can enjoy our limited time on this Earth. People being nice to each other “ peace and goodwill” would go a long way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hug.

I've sent one in the post, should be there by wednesday

Thanks, can you stop everyone making decisions for me without me too?!

I can't decide whether to without you

Oh my god, smooth x

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"A hug.

I've sent one in the post, should be there by wednesday

Thanks, can you stop everyone making decisions for me without me too?!

I can't decide whether to without you

Oh my god, smooth x"

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Maybe I want too much...

Maybe you need to come out of your cave!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

A witty, warm woman who is interested in exploring intimacy with one another as we enjoy what is the best season of the year. Mists, mellow fruitfulness and mmmm just there...

Is that you?

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

I thought I knew what I wanted, but I'm finding that I haven't a clue. So keeping an open mind and seeing what happens really now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a proper DATE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy that I find hot for superhero sex on a semi regular basis.

I already know some amazing hot guys but availability as well as being like minded is harder to find.

Oh and if he was slightly richer than me and wanted to pay for dinner sometimes, I could bend a little!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A reasonably local man aged roughly between 35 and 45. Intelligent, respectful, funny. Tall, handsome, broad shoulders, chunky thighs, nice eyes, nice teeth, full head of hair, owns a good collection of tightey whiteys, goes commando in jeans. not too clingy but not too distant either Must love kissing and cuddles and long slow sex and the odd quickie when needs must as they inevitably do. Not much to ask surely! Please apply within

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I thought I knew what I wanted, but I'm finding that I haven't a clue. So keeping an open mind and seeing what happens really now x "

I find this a good approach, you find things you didn't even realise you wanted

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I could bend a little!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could bend a little!

Yeah, I know- you bent me over a few times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I want too much...

I certainly do

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I could bend a little!

Yeah, I know- you bent me over a few times!

Shocking allegation.

I was only obeying orders...

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"I thought I knew what I wanted, but I'm finding that I haven't a clue. So keeping an open mind and seeing what happens really now x

I find this a good approach, you find things you didn't even realise you wanted"

Oh I could definitely do with a smidge of serendipity right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who wants to spend time with me, who wants to stay after the wonderful mind blowing sex we will have for cuddles and conversation and other socialble stuff. If you like rugby that’s a big bonus, if you’re an exiled welsh boy go to the front of the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im quickly starting to release Im a very little fish swimming around in a shark pond. It's becoming very apparent that most see "the time invested" equals an outcome which is short lived.

Im only ever going to be made to feel as if Im just one of many..bit like a tick in a box or as we call it here a verfication.

I'm not sure that I really want anything from here except the genuine friendships with no alteria motive.

So want I really want is to keep on smiling...and embrace wantevers up ahead...amen

Well you are one of the nicest looking little fishies in this shark tank so short lived attention is what you’ll get in spades but longer term deeper affection (that thing called love) I’m not so sure!

I know it’s what I am looking for ultimately, that rare uninhibited sex, combined with respectful, caring intimacy and yes dare I say it love, and I’ve only come close to that once on here and it knocked me badly when it ended....but here I am all bright eyed and bushy tailed again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im quickly starting to release Im a very little fish swimming around in a shark pond. It's becoming very apparent that most see "the time invested" equals an outcome which is short lived.

Im only ever going to be made to feel as if Im just one of many..bit like a tick in a box or as we call it here a verfication.

I'm not sure that I really want anything from here except the genuine friendships with no alteria motive.

So want I really want is to keep on smiling...and embrace wantevers up ahead...amen

Good for you Mr Jones

I hope you find it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for someone who can make French toast and snuggle me as I eat it. Naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""So tell me what you want , what you really really want?"

So crooned the popular music quartet the spice girls .

I have been jolly well thinking whilst out wandering the hills with the ever so handsome Pooch.

We are all on this jolly site for our own reasons. Maybe just sex or maybe more.

So this is your chance to put up a short advertisement (that's all our profiles really are ). Seeking what you like , what you want? What you crave from Fab .

This is mine .

Taff

I'd would have enjoyed the walk and pooch is so handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am 3 year chef does that help lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preferably a lady friend or couple if the recipe is right, any size shape Im not that insular for general chat, sexy chat and banter who if I get lucky enough wants to get their kit off from time to time.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I want a proper DATE

Run for the hills...hah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im quickly starting to release Im a very little fish swimming around in a shark pond. It's becoming very apparent that most see "the time invested" equals an outcome which is short lived.

Im only ever going to be made to feel as if Im just one of many..bit like a tick in a box or as we call it here a verfication.

I'm not sure that I really want anything from here except the genuine friendships with no alteria motive.

So want I really want is to keep on smiling...and embrace wantevers up ahead...amen

Good for you Mr Jones

I hope you find it again

You’re a gentleman and a scholar mr soulfulkinky and I enjoy reading your posts enormously. Thank you

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