FabSwingers.com forum: Ok. No need to keep up the pretence.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok everyone. Mystique has left the building. So we can all take a breather. Time to release those beer bellies. Peel off those sweaty wigs. Pull out all that padding. And have a fag break.

Obviously, you can now talk about subjects other than sex and quit with the incessant flirting. But don't go too far from your stations lest she returns unexpectedly. See you in a few

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Who?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Do you think she would be ok with a thread highlighting that she left? I always think it’s unfair as they don’t have right to reply.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Awww no, why's she gone?

She'll be back before long I'm sure.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Do you think she would be ok with a thread highlighting that she left? I always think it’s unfair as they don’t have right to reply. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who?"

Pretending you don’t know is so passé

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought my life was crap.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sorry OP what are we supposed or not supposed to be doing.

I've read it a few times and the only bit I understand is someone has left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She got a life!

Hurrah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mystique as in Welsh lass from my area? Well she better be back before Xmas cos this year I want us and miss v to go for a Xmas Indian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a good thing that people leave.

If it's because they are upset about something or someone on here they are better off away from it/them.

If it's because they have met someone and are focusing on them, that's a good thing.

If it's because they are bored with all the sex, it's best to go and find something that does interest them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP what are we supposed or not supposed to be doing.

I've read it a few times and the only bit I understand is someone has left."

You're supposed to be having your Sunday wank over the women/men on here.

Go on...toodle along and enjoy yourself.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Sorry OP what are we supposed or not supposed to be doing.

I've read it a few times and the only bit I understand is someone has left.

You're supposed to be having your Sunday wank over the women/men on here.

Go on...toodle along and enjoy yourself.

I've tried and tried but just can't do it. I need videos not pictures.

In all seriousness, back to my question. I honestly don't understand the OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP what are we supposed or not supposed to be doing.

I've read it a few times and the only bit I understand is someone has left.

You're supposed to be having your Sunday wank over the women/men on here.

Go on...toodle along and enjoy yourself.

I've tried and tried but just can't do it. I need videos not pictures.

In all seriousness, back to my question. I honestly don't understand the OP."
I think OP had her on a pedestal and now he can be himself since she's got off it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think she would be ok with a thread highlighting that she left? I always think it’s unfair as they don’t have right to reply. "

. I hope so. It was just a bit of Truman Show type fun. I'm assuming she'll be back. She's a staple and someone I liked a lot

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sorry OP what are we supposed or not supposed to be doing.

I've read it a few times and the only bit I understand is someone has left.

You're supposed to be having your Sunday wank over the women/men on here.

Go on...toodle along and enjoy yourself.

I've tried and tried but just can't do it. I need videos not pictures.

In all seriousness, back to my question. I honestly don't understand the OP."

He said ,

Some woman left FAB. People now don't have to talk about sex all the time or pretend to be fit and always ready to go. Be prepared for her return tho and ready to pretend again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP what are we supposed or not supposed to be doing.

I've read it a few times and the only bit I understand is someone has left.

You're supposed to be having your Sunday wank over the women/men on here.

Go on...toodle along and enjoy yourself.

I've tried and tried but just can't do it. I need videos not pictures.

In all seriousness, back to my question. I honestly don't understand the OP."

He's saying in a subtle way that someone he liked has left. He's not crying about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok everyone. Mystique has left the building. So we can all take a breather. Time to release those beer bellies. Peel off those sweaty wigs. Pull out all that padding. And have a fag break.

Obviously, you can now talk about subjects other than sex and quit with the incessant flirting. But don't go too far from your stations lest she returns unexpectedly. See you in a few

You mean you can take a breather OP..

You obviously found out via your hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP what are we supposed or not supposed to be doing.

I've read it a few times and the only bit I understand is someone has left.

You're supposed to be having your Sunday wank over the women/men on here.

Go on...toodle along and enjoy yourself.

I've tried and tried but just can't do it. I need videos not pictures.

In all seriousness, back to my question. I honestly don't understand the OP.

He's saying in a subtle way that someone he liked has left. He's not crying about it."

(He probably is inside though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok everyone. Mystique has left the building. So we can all take a breather. Time to release those beer bellies. Peel off those sweaty wigs. Pull out all that padding. And have a fag break.

Obviously, you can now talk about subjects other than sex and quit with the incessant flirting. But don't go too far from your stations lest she returns unexpectedly. See you in a few

You mean you can take a breather OP..

You obviously found out via your hotlist

Less wank material

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok everyone. Mystique has left the building. So we can all take a breather. Time to release those beer bellies. Peel off those sweaty wigs. Pull out all that padding. And have a fag break.

Obviously, you can now talk about subjects other than sex and quit with the incessant flirting. But don't go too far from your stations lest she returns unexpectedly. See you in a few

You mean you can take a breather OP..

You obviously found out via your hotlist

I recently added her to my friends list. So I'm thinking leaving was just the quickest and easiest way for her to get off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok everyone. Mystique has left the building. So we can all take a breather. Time to release those beer bellies. Peel off those sweaty wigs. Pull out all that padding. And have a fag break.

Obviously, you can now talk about subjects other than sex and quit with the incessant flirting. But don't go too far from your stations lest she returns unexpectedly. See you in a few

You mean you can take a breather OP..

You obviously found out via your hotlist

I recently added her to my friends list. So I'm thinking leaving was just the quickest and easiest way for her to get off it

You'll make enemies if you keep making women leave.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Do you think she would be ok with a thread highlighting that she left? I always think it’s unfair as they don’t have right to reply. "

I don't think she'll need a right to reply - she was well liked by everyone and people will just wish her well I am sure. Those still on here do no harm by saying they'll miss her IMO.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry OP what are we supposed or not supposed to be doing.

I've read it a few times and the only bit I understand is someone has left.

You're supposed to be having your Sunday wank over the women/men on here.

Go on...toodle along and enjoy yourself.

I've tried and tried but just can't do it. I need videos not pictures.

In all seriousness, back to my question. I honestly don't understand the OP.

He's saying in a subtle way that someone he liked has left. He's not crying about it.

(He probably is inside though)"

She'll be back. Just having some fun. When people return they always ask what's happened since they left. Well now they know the answer... Everything stops and we all take off our make up and prosthetics and talk about carburettors and grouting instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok everyone. Mystique has left the building. So we can all take a breather. Time to release those beer bellies. Peel off those sweaty wigs. Pull out all that padding. And have a fag break.

Obviously, you can now talk about subjects other than sex and quit with the incessant flirting. But don't go too far from your stations lest she returns unexpectedly. See you in a few

You mean you can take a breather OP..

You obviously found out via your hotlist

I recently added her to my friends list. So I'm thinking leaving was just the quickest and easiest way for her to get off it

You'll make enemies if you keep making women leave."

I'm whittling down the enormous choice that bewilders men so that ugly and married women can have a chance

(warning this may be an in joke

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(p.s don't blame me for the emoji. I'm only ranked 38th funniest on the forums. so I'm not yet entrusted to make emoji free jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP what are we supposed or not supposed to be doing.

I've read it a few times and the only bit I understand is someone has left.

You're supposed to be having your Sunday wank over the women/men on here.

Go on...toodle along and enjoy yourself.

I've tried and tried but just can't do it. I need videos not pictures.

In all seriousness, back to my question. I honestly don't understand the OP.

He's saying in a subtle way that someone he liked has left. He's not crying about it.

(He probably is inside though)

We = You

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