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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time

What can I get you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 chocolate croissants and one butter one please with an orange juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon toast fried bread tomatoes. You can have my sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixed fruit salad with yoghurt and a cappuccino, thank you kindly

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Please may I have natural yogurt with muesli, sprinkled with a few blueberries? That would go down a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have double bacon , sausage , Mushrooms , beans and scrambled egg and a fried slice please and also a big mug of tea x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I went to the USA in 1986 weighing 13 stones, I came back 6 weeks later at 15 stones

# fatfucker

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"2 chocolate croissants and one butter one please with an orange juice "

For you F&B anything

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Bacon toast fried bread tomatoes. You can have my sausage

Awwww thank you. I like eating a sausage whole, want to watch?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Mixed fruit salad with yoghurt and a cappuccino, thank you kindly

Very healthy start to the day Jessica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 chocolate croissants and one butter one please with an orange juice

For you F&B anything

If I knew, I'd asked for 3 chocolate ones !!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Please may I have natural yogurt with muesli, sprinkled with a few blueberries? That would go down a treat

Of course Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh thank you.. I will have;

-bowl of grapefruit and glass of orange juice

- pot of tea with honey

- 2 wheatbix with honey and cold whole milk.

- slice of toast with cured ham and cheese

Please and thank you...

Mistress Amelia x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mixed fruit salad with yoghurt and a cappuccino, thank you kindly

Very healthy start to the day Jessica

That's what I'm like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon toast fried bread tomatoes. You can have my sausage

Awwww thank you. I like eating a sausage whole, want to watch?

Mmmm sounds good. I love to share my sausage

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can I have double bacon , sausage , Mushrooms , beans and scrambled egg and a fried slice please and also a big mug of tea x"

Anything else

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I went to the USA in 1986 weighing 13 stones, I came back 6 weeks later at 15 stones

# fatfucker

I can't remember 1986

I prefer my men with a bit of meat on them

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Oh thank you.. I will have;

-bowl of grapefruit and glass of orange juice

- pot of tea with honey

- 2 wheatbix with honey and cold whole milk.

- slice of toast with cured ham and cheese

Please and thank you...

Mistress Amelia x

As you asked so nicely Mistress Amelia I will make yours a priority x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full fry up, no beans or tomato, would go down very well right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time

What can I get you...."

French teast with beans n bangers and plantin then pancakes with golden syrup please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee. And a coffee whilst I’m waiting please.

I can’t eat this early until I’ve woken properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ur all i would need for breakfast yummy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really hungry this morning

I really fancy scrambled eggs on buttered white bloomer bread

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A full fry up, no beans or tomato, would go down very well right now"

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time

What can I get you....

French teast with beans n bangers and plantin then pancakes with golden syrup please

On its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can i get a bacon and mushroom sandwich

Mmmmm many thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can I get for you mrs time?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Coffee. And a coffee whilst I’m waiting please.

I can’t eat this early until I’ve woken properly. "

Coffee and another coffee on its way MistrBee x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Ur all i would need for breakfast yummy x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm really hungry this morning

I really fancy scrambled eggs on buttered white bloomer bread

Yummy! I might join you

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Please can i get a bacon and mushroom sandwich

Mmmmm many thanks "

Bacon and mushrooms sizzling away as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I please have 2 crumpets with butter and a mug of tea x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"What can I get for you mrs time?

For me.....

A new car

A holiday abroad

A change in career

A winning lottery ticket

Or another coffee will suffice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can I get for you mrs time?

For me.....

A new car

A holiday abroad

A change in career

A winning lottery ticket

Or another coffee will suffice

Il try my very best just for you

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can I please have 2 crumpets with butter and a mug of tea x"

Of course Kinkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I also ask for some water with lemon slice? Much appreciated, OP

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh buffet is one of my favourite word.

Stayed in a hotel in Prague where the breakfast buffet had everything you could possibly imagine including sushi and alcohol.

It's the cake table I remember best though.....an 8 foot long table covered in the best cakes ever....wonderful...

So can you knock me up something like that please? No rush x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A concoction of paracetamol, water, hash browns, beans, croissant and a Granny Smith apple please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full spread and fresh coffee... can I have it in bed please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full English breakfast and a large mug of tea please x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I went to the USA in 1986 weighing 13 stones, I came back 6 weeks later at 15 stones

# fatfucker

I can't remember 1986

I prefer my men with a bit of meat on them

Will a Dad bod do

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

All have you MrsT

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I’d really love bacon, eggs (runny) fried bread not toast, mushrooms, did I say bacon ?

Sausages, tomatoes, black pudding oh and do nt forget bacon

Shame I can’t eat or enjoy it at the moment

But I’d really like that

Still cereals with loads of milk and OJ cup of tea will suffice

( I can’t produce saliva at the mo, hence more liquids)

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Could I also ask for some water with lemon slice? Much appreciated, OP

Detoxing?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Oh buffet is one of my favourite word.

Stayed in a hotel in Prague where the breakfast buffet had everything you could possibly imagine including sushi and alcohol.

It's the cake table I remember best though.....an 8 foot long table covered in the best cakes ever....wonderful...

So can you knock me up something like that please? No rush x"

8 foot long table of cake!!!!!!

Pics or it never happened

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A concoction of paracetamol, water, hash browns, beans, croissant and a Granny Smith apple please x"

Oh dear

And a cuddle?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Full spread and fresh coffee... can I have it in bed please

Depends what you mean by a full spread

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Full English breakfast and a large mug of tea please x"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I also ask for some water with lemon slice? Much appreciated, OP

Detoxing?

Nope

I drink this every day haha

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I went to the USA in 1986 weighing 13 stones, I came back 6 weeks later at 15 stones

# fatfucker

I can't remember 1986

I prefer my men with a bit of meat on them

Will a Dad bod do

Yes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A concoction of paracetamol, water, hash browns, beans, croissant and a Granny Smith apple please x

Oh dear

And a cuddle?

That would be good x you’ll have to do all the movement though

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I went to the USA in 1986 weighing 13 stones, I came back 6 weeks later at 15 stones

# fatfucker

I can't remember 1986

I prefer my men with a bit of meat on them

Will a Dad bod do

Yes!!!!

Excellent, I need to eat more pies then

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"All have you MrsT

Keep the bed warm, I'm on my way

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I’d really love bacon, eggs (runny) fried bread not toast, mushrooms, did I say bacon ?

Sausages, tomatoes, black pudding oh and do nt forget bacon

Shame I can’t eat or enjoy it at the moment

But I’d really like that

Still cereals with loads of milk and OJ cup of tea will suffice

( I can’t produce saliva at the mo, hence more liquids)"

shall I liquidise a full English for you?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A concoction of paracetamol, water, hash browns, beans, croissant and a Granny Smith apple please x

Oh dear

And a cuddle?

That would be good x you’ll have to do all the movement though "

Shouldn't be a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm a nice round muffin please

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"All have you MrsT

Keep the bed warm, I'm on my way

If only you were here

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Hmmm a nice round muffin please"

Just the one?

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Banana on toast and a coffee please.....trying to lose weight here

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time

What can I get you...."

Coffee and a blowie please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs benedict, orange juice and coffee, lots of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saus bacon hash browns beans tomatoes and 2 toast please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaps of every thing please pooch and I are to jolly hungry sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs T I’ll have your most succulent and delicious bacon roll with brown sauce please and a hot and strong cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 bacon,4 egg, 4 sausage, 4 hash browns, 2 fried bread, 2 black pudding, beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, 2 rounds if toast. Keep me going for an hour or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 bacon,4 egg, 4 sausage, 4 hash browns, 2 fried bread, 2 black pudding, beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, 2 rounds if toast. Keep me going for an hour or two "

Mr Monkey!

I guess you do need to fuel that beast of a bod of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 bacon,4 egg, 4 sausage, 4 hash browns, 2 fried bread, 2 black pudding, beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, 2 rounds if toast. Keep me going for an hour or two "

I'm so glad I don't have to feed you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making bacon pancakes with maple syrup

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By *avenSnowCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"Can I have double bacon , sausage , Mushrooms , beans and scrambled egg and a fried slice please and also a big mug of tea x"

I second that

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Banana on toast and a coffee please.....trying to lose weight here

Why?

you look great as you are

But your wish is my command, banana on toast coming up

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time

What can I get you....

Coffee and a blowie please."

Coffee coming up

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Eggs benedict, orange juice and coffee, lots of coffee "

Good choice

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Saus bacon hash browns beans tomatoes and 2 toast please xx"

So polite! Will be with you shortly

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Heaps of every thing please pooch and I are to jolly hungry sausages

I will make sure your lovely self and Pooch get everything you require this morning

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Mrs T I’ll have your most succulent and delicious bacon roll with brown sauce please and a hot and strong cup of tea

Of course PB

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time

What can I get you...."

Anything that I can eat in bed off your naked body

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"4 bacon,4 egg, 4 sausage, 4 hash browns, 2 fried bread, 2 black pudding, beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, 2 rounds if toast. Keep me going for an hour or two "

Any sauce with that?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Making bacon pancakes with maple syrup

I will leave you to it derbyguy

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can I have double bacon , sausage , Mushrooms , beans and scrambled egg and a fried slice please and also a big mug of tea x

I second that

Won't be long

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time

What can I get you....

Anything that I can eat in bed off your naked body

What about the crumbies?????

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Avocado feta and chillies on toast please.

Double espresso

Glass of cranberry.

It's ok, I'll get it myself, you sit yourself down

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time

What can I get you....

Anything that I can eat in bed off your naked body

What about the crumbies?????

I've got very flexible fingers and tongue that will find every last crumb that might be hiding in nooks and crannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time

What can I get you...."
bacon medallion baps please with butter and pepper

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Avocado feta and chillies on toast please.

Double espresso

Glass of cranberry.

It's ok, I'll get it myself, you sit yourself down"

Oh thank you Miss.dd, been a bit of a busy morning

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time

What can I get you....

Anything that I can eat in bed off your naked body

What about the crumbies?????

I've got very flexible fingers and tongue that will find every last crumb that might be hiding in nooks and crannies "

Good to know

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time

What can I get you....bacon medallion baps please with butter and pepper

For you Jamesy boy, will be my pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just have anything don't normally get to eat till nearly.t team on a Sunday so anything else is a plus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time

What can I get you....bacon medallion baps please with butter and pepper

For you Jamesy boy, will be my pleasure

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Can I have colemans mustard too I realise this means no kissing but it's a must with bacon medallion baps

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

I know it morning but I fancy a bacon cheeseburger

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time

What can I get you....

Coffee and a blowie please.

Coffee coming up

Thank you. It was very warm and wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm a nice round muffin please

Just the one?

Oh. Two please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoghurt and granola, and a cup of tea please x

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