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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx"

I’d have you pinned up against the wall with your legs wrapped around me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

I’d have you pinned up against the wall with your legs wrapped around me "

So no sub duties then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx"

Lift your skirt up and dine on your sweet pussy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx"

I’d have my tongue wrapped around your clit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

I’d have you pinned up against the wall with your legs wrapped around me

So no sub duties then "

We’d definitely get to that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Lift your skirt up and dine on your sweet pussy x"

Ok a good start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

I’d have my tongue wrapped around your clit x"

Straight for it I see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

I’d have you pinned up against the wall with your legs wrapped around me

So no sub duties then

We’d definitely get to that"

Oh in what way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Lift your skirt up and dine on your sweet pussy x

Ok a good start"

Kiss it gently then lick it the gently bite it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell you to suck my cook as I phone the lads from my rugby team to come gangbang you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Lift your skirt up and dine on your sweet pussy x

Ok a good start

Kiss it gently then lick it the gently bite it "

So you'd honour your sub

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell you to suck my cook as I phone the lads from my rugby team to come gangbang you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Lift your skirt up and dine on your sweet pussy x

Ok a good start

Kiss it gently then lick it the gently bite it

So you'd honour your sub"

Yes of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell you to suck my cook as I phone the lads from my rugby team to come gangbang you"

Awe and there's my experience of rugby players out the window. Usually such gentlemen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cock lol"

Cock what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Lift your skirt up and dine on your sweet pussy x

Ok a good start

Kiss it gently then lick it the gently bite it

So you'd honour your sub

Yes of course"

Not sub honour master then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Lift your skirt up and dine on your sweet pussy x

Ok a good start

Kiss it gently then lick it the gently bite it

So you'd honour your sub

Yes of course

Not sub honour master then "

Sorry to busy enjoying your pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Lift your skirt up and dine on your sweet pussy x

Ok a good start

Kiss it gently then lick it the gently bite it

So you'd honour your sub

Yes of course

Not sub honour master then

Sorry to busy enjoying your pussy "

Sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Lift your skirt up and dine on your sweet pussy x

Ok a good start

Kiss it gently then lick it the gently bite it

So you'd honour your sub

Yes of course

Not sub honour master then

Sorry to busy enjoying your pussy

Sounds good to me"

I'd spread your legs and tongue you deeper x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Lift your skirt up and dine on your sweet pussy x

Ok a good start

Kiss it gently then lick it the gently bite it

So you'd honour your sub

Yes of course

Not sub honour master then

Sorry to busy enjoying your pussy

Sounds good to me

I'd spread your legs and tongue you deeper x"

Love a good oral session

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cum in my pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Lift your skirt up and dine on your sweet pussy x

Ok a good start

Kiss it gently then lick it the gently bite it

So you'd honour your sub

Yes of course

Not sub honour master then

Sorry to busy enjoying your pussy

Sounds good to me

I'd spread your legs and tongue you deeper x

Love a good oral session "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Lift your skirt up and dine on your sweet pussy x

Ok a good start

Kiss it gently then lick it the gently bite it

So you'd honour your sub

Yes of course

Not sub honour master then

Sorry to busy enjoying your pussy

Sounds good to me

I'd spread your legs and tongue you deeper x

Love a good oral session "

My favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx"

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly."

That's fine. I go play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play"

With me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?"

With toys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cum in my pants? "

That all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys"

With me using the toys on you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly slip your dress off while your husband watches, let him watch us slowly move into bed while sitting back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys

With me using the toys on you?"

Which ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys

With me using the toys on you?

Which ones"

What have you got?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slowly slip your dress off while your husband watches, let him watch us slowly move into bed while sitting back "

Ah someone with imagination, I like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys

With me using the toys on you?

Which ones

What have you got?"

No too easy, what would you use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys

With me using the toys on you?

Which ones

What have you got?

No too easy, what would you use"

I’d have my cock sliding inside of you nice and deep while I was fucking you with your vibrator

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys

With me using the toys on you?

Which ones

What have you got?

No too easy, what would you use

I’d have my cock sliding inside of you nice and deep while I was fucking you with your vibrator"

Ok. DP. Anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys

With me using the toys on you?

Which ones

What have you got?

No too easy, what would you use

I’d have my cock sliding inside of you nice and deep while I was fucking you with your vibrator

Ok. DP. Anything else"

What about you? Tell me what you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys

With me using the toys on you?

Which ones

What have you got?

No too easy, what would you use

I’d have my cock sliding inside of you nice and deep while I was fucking you with your vibrator

Ok. DP. Anything else

What about you? Tell me what you want "

Too easy again. I'm a sub. Get told what to do. Unless playing master may I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys

With me using the toys on you?

Which ones

What have you got?

No too easy, what would you use

I’d have my cock sliding inside of you nice and deep while I was fucking you with your vibrator

Ok. DP. Anything else

What about you? Tell me what you want

Too easy again. I'm a sub. Get told what to do. Unless playing master may I"

I wanna see master may.... turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys

With me using the toys on you?

Which ones

What have you got?

No too easy, what would you use

I’d have my cock sliding inside of you nice and deep while I was fucking you with your vibrator

Ok. DP. Anything else"

Do as I say x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys

With me using the toys on you?

Which ones

What have you got?

No too easy, what would you use

I’d have my cock sliding inside of you nice and deep while I was fucking you with your vibrator

Ok. DP. Anything else

What about you? Tell me what you want

Too easy again. I'm a sub. Get told what to do. Unless playing master may I

I wanna see master may.... turn on"

If you've done some homework, you'll have seen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys

With me using the toys on you?

Which ones

What have you got?

No too easy, what would you use

I’d have my cock sliding inside of you nice and deep while I was fucking you with your vibrator

Ok. DP. Anything else

Do as I say x "

More like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys

With me using the toys on you?

Which ones

What have you got?

No too easy, what would you use

I’d have my cock sliding inside of you nice and deep while I was fucking you with your vibrator

Ok. DP. Anything else

Do as I say x

More like it"

On your knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys

With me using the toys on you?

Which ones

What have you got?

No too easy, what would you use

I’d have my cock sliding inside of you nice and deep while I was fucking you with your vibrator

Ok. DP. Anything else

Do as I say x

More like it"

Private message me now and make me cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask who you are, what are you doing in my house etc. Wouldn’t ask how you got in because we haven’t locked our doors in four years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask who you are, what are you doing in my house etc. Wouldn’t ask how you got in because we haven’t locked our doors in four years. "

Then have me pin you up against the wall with your legs wrapped around me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask who you are, what are you doing in my house etc. Wouldn’t ask how you got in because we haven’t locked our doors in four years.

Then have me pin you up against the wall with your legs wrapped around me "

Erm no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Tell you to get out of the way, so I can see the telly.

That's fine. I go play

With me?

With toys

With me using the toys on you?

Which ones

What have you got?

No too easy, what would you use

I’d have my cock sliding inside of you nice and deep while I was fucking you with your vibrator

Ok. DP. Anything else

Do as I say x

More like it

On your knees "

On my knees

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask who you are, what are you doing in my house etc. Wouldn’t ask how you got in because we haven’t locked our doors in four years. "

That would be one hell of a portkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask who you are, what are you doing in my house etc. Wouldn’t ask how you got in because we haven’t locked our doors in four years.

That would be one hell of a portkey "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask who you are, what are you doing in my house etc. Wouldn’t ask how you got in because we haven’t locked our doors in four years.

Then have me pin you up against the wall with your legs wrapped around me

Erm no "

Highly original, same line you used earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask who you are, what are you doing in my house etc. Wouldn’t ask how you got in because we haven’t locked our doors in four years. "

Ha, this!! ^

Wonder how the fuck you got into my locked apartment and would call security!

You could be a murderous nutter for all I know, you’ve already broken into my house!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cum in my pants?

That all"

Yeah, but you haven't seen ma pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cum in my pants?

That all

Yeah, but you haven't seen ma pants "

That good huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello im blake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give you the rabbit and go back to bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say hello im blake "

Hi Blake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give you the rabbit and go back to bed "

What type of rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give you the rabbit and go back to bed

What type of rabbit "

A albino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx"

5 hours ago. I would have sent you to bed with no supper...

The pair of ya..

Mistress Amelia x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give you the rabbit and go back to bed

What type of rabbit

A albino "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give you the rabbit and go back to bed

What type of rabbit

A albino "

Awe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Push you on bed and tell you to spread your legs. First instruction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you to Move, I can’t see the Tv.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

5 hours ago. I would have sent you to bed with no supper...

The pair of ya..

Mistress Amelia x "

Harsh mistress x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cum in my pants?

That all

Yeah, but you haven't seen ma pants

That good huh"

I have a selection for your inspection

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cum in my pants?

That all

Yeah, but you haven't seen ma pants

That good huh

I have a selection for your inspection

"

When you're ready x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx"

I’d say how did you get in my house.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

I’d say how did you get in my house. "

It's quite simple really, that snail isn't doing a magnificent job as a bouncer is it? Get a grip young man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

I’d say how did you get in my house.

It's quite simple really, that snail isn't doing a magnificent job as a bouncer is it? Get a grip young man!"

Oh you live in such a interesting world, poor snail still isn't through the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx"

Exactly same as what was done on 25th August.

I love doing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx"

Depends, what the setting? Indoor or Outdoor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Exactly same as what was done on 25th August.

I love doing that "

Now there's a tease of an answer. Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx"

Ask you to turn around while I wipe my bum.

Don’t look at me again until you hear the flush.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

I’d say how did you get in my house.

It's quite simple really, that snail isn't doing a magnificent job as a bouncer is it? Get a grip young man!

Oh you live in such a interesting world, poor snail still isn't through the door"

Don't dis da snail, it can turn angry ya know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

I’d say how did you get in my house.

It's quite simple really, that snail isn't doing a magnificent job as a bouncer is it? Get a grip young man!"

Okay, I’m lost.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Depends, what the setting? Indoor or Outdoor "

Where ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx"

Ask you to move, you're in my way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Ask you to turn around while I wipe my bum.

Don’t look at me again until you hear the flush."

Oh of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

I’d say how did you get in my house.

It's quite simple really, that snail isn't doing a magnificent job as a bouncer is it? Get a grip young man!

Oh you live in such a interesting world, poor snail still isn't through the door

Don't dis da snail, it can turn angry ya know!"

Don't tell me, I wouldn't like to. When he's angry! What colour would he turn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

I’d say how did you get in my house.

It's quite simple really, that snail isn't doing a magnificent job as a bouncer is it? Get a grip young man!

Okay, I’m lost. "

Why you here too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

Ask you to move, you're in my way."

Oops sorry

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

I’d say how did you get in my house.

It's quite simple really, that snail isn't doing a magnificent job as a bouncer is it? Get a grip young man!

Oh you live in such a interesting world, poor snail still isn't through the door

Don't dis da snail, it can turn angry ya know!

Don't tell me, I wouldn't like to. When he's angry! What colour would he turn"

He likes listening to Deep Purple, but it's a fucker trying to get his headphones to stop on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx"

There's only one way to find out

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Ask you to get on your knees and suck my cock.

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over a year ago


"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

I’d say how did you get in my house.

It's quite simple really, that snail isn't doing a magnificent job as a bouncer is it? Get a grip young man!

Oh you live in such a interesting world, poor snail still isn't through the door

Don't dis da snail, it can turn angry ya know!

Don't tell me, I wouldn't like to. When he's angry! What colour would he turn

He likes listening to Deep Purple, but it's a fucker trying to get his headphones to stop on "

Snail, you keep on moving, you are no speed king, it was a black night, it was wet last night so burn on and leave smoke on the water.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I I was stood in front of you now, what would you do. Minx xx

I’d say how did you get in my house.

It's quite simple really, that snail isn't doing a magnificent job as a bouncer is it? Get a grip young man!

Oh you live in such a interesting world, poor snail still isn't through the door

Don't dis da snail, it can turn angry ya know!

Don't tell me, I wouldn't like to. When he's angry! What colour would he turn

He likes listening to Deep Purple, but it's a fucker trying to get his headphones to stop on

Snail, you keep on moving, you are no speed king, it was a black night, it was wet last night so burn on and leave smoke on the water. "

I have seen Deep Purple 4 times, once at Knebworth, and have all of their albums on CD

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