FabSwingers.com forum: Spreading bum holes ...

By *exycouplemmmm OP Couple
over a year ago

Surrey

... turn on or off ... discuss

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... turn on or off ... discuss "

Tell us what you think op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on who’s bum it belongs to.

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By *exycouplemmmm OP Couple
over a year ago

Surrey

"... turn on or off ... discuss

Tell us what you think op"

Each to their own, but not for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on who’s bum it belongs to. "

And if it can makes a lovely noise when closing back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on who’s bum it belongs to.

And if it can makes a lovely noise when closing back "

Vaccuum seal

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Can I choose the spread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I choose the spread? "

Nutella or reese peanut butter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I choose the spread? "

Marmite? I bet that would smart a bit

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By *exycouplemmmm OP Couple
over a year ago

Surrey

"Can I choose the spread?

Marmite? I bet that would smart a bit

Noooooo.... I like Marmite, now your putting me off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own.

Me personally, it makes me want to puke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I choose the spread?

Marmite? I bet that would smart a bit

Noooooo.... I like Marmite, now your putting me off x"

I love Nutella and Reese... stop tainting my love affair with butt holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... turn on or off ... discuss "

Turn on

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Depends on the owner. Kylie minogue, turn on. Tony Blair, turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off

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By *exycouplemmmm OP Couple
over a year ago

Surrey

"Depends on the owner. Kylie minogue, turn on. Tony Blair, turn off."

Even Kylie doesn’t work for me....shudder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's someone who I think is hot I'm completely down for the spread and getting my tongue in there.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Depends on the owner. Kylie minogue, turn on. Tony Blair, turn off.

Even Kylie doesn’t work for me....shudder x"

She could shit on a plate and I'd eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish everyone who really need it would use a tube of bum bleach. Some horrible rusty sheriffs badges on here. Please stop it. Keep ya undies up and don't spread.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"If it's someone who I think is hot I'm completely down for the spread and getting my tongue in there."

That's the spirit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally like a spread bum hole, not gaping open, just a modest spread.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I personally like a spread bum hole, not gaping open, just a modest spread. "

Love your summer dress photo. You're what wet dreams were made for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish everyone who really need it would use a tube of bum bleach. Some horrible rusty sheriffs badges on here. Please stop it. Keep ya undies up and don't spread.

Can you get bum bleach in Boots ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I personally like a spread bum hole, not gaping open, just a modest spread.

Love your summer dress photo. You're what wet dreams were made for. "

Thanks Clem, thank you. I do like that dress, it's from newlook about 5 years ago but it washes like a rag, it's been good.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I personally like a spread bum hole, not gaping open, just a modest spread.

Love your summer dress photo. You're what wet dreams were made for.

Thanks Clem, thank you. I do like that dress, it's from newlook about 5 years ago but it washes like a rag, it's been good. "

Summer dresses are my weakness.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I wish everyone who really need it would use a tube of bum bleach. Some horrible rusty sheriffs badges on here. Please stop it. Keep ya undies up and don't spread.

Can you get bum bleach in Boots ? "

I've ordered 10 litres of it and some teeth whitening strips on eBay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish everyone who really need it would use a tube of bum bleach. Some horrible rusty sheriffs badges on here. Please stop it. Keep ya undies up and don't spread.

Can you get bum bleach in Boots ?

I've ordered 10 litres of it and some teeth whitening strips on eBay"

Don’t get them muddled up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ick, off!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Ick, off! "

Would you spread yours for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning

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By *annydevonMan
over a year ago

Exeter

All bums are different. I had a girlfriend who's asshole was so tidy it looked like someone had dotted a sharp pencil into a dot of blue tack.

I was happy to get my tongue in there.

Others I avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning

Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning

Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out. "

Wine gums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning

Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out. "

I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning

Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.

Wine gums.

Change it to green fruit pastilles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning

mmmmm - spread on toast, or a crisply browned English muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning

Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.

I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa."

Hey, you're not at the a&e desk now, you're amongst friends here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning

Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.

I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa.

Hey, you're not at the a&e desk now, you're amongst friends here!"

Damn the time I wasted at A&E if only I’d known someone who would eat it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning

Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.

I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa.

Hey, you're not at the a&e desk now, you're amongst friends here!

Damn the time I wasted at A&E if only I’d known someone who would eat it out

You can't waste good wispa, however if isn't recommend dipping them in tea, or aero, the middle melts too quick and evaporates them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning

Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.

I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa.

Hey, you're not at the a&e desk now, you're amongst friends here!

Damn the time I wasted at A&E if only I’d known someone who would eat it out

You can't waste good wispa, however I wouldn't recommend dipping them in tea, or aero, the middle melts too quick and evaporates them. "

Apologies, I'm sleepy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning

Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.

I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa.

Hey, you're not at the a&e desk now, you're amongst friends here!

Damn the time I wasted at A&E if only I’d known someone who would eat it out

You can't waste good wispa, however if isn't recommend dipping them in tea, or aero, the middle melts too quick and evaporates them. "

So no teabagging with a Wispa up my arse then

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

On a different note, i like to use a Ripple as a straw to suck up hot chocolate.

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

on on on on!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a different note, i like to use a Ripple as a straw to suck up hot chocolate. "

I’ve not heard it called hot chocolate before. I guess reframing works. If you think it’s chocolate it really is chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women's bums, turn on for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off. Gape in general is a huge turn off for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning

Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.

I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa."

Careless Wispa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I really don't want to see what someone has had for breakfast.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Off

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Turn off

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By *inkyandperky555Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Big turn off

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

As a photo it’s fucking horrid

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Off. Some of the worst photos on this site are of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning

Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.

I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa.

Careless Wispa"

I’ll load, you fire the bullets

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Turn off. Especially in a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn off, totally. I don't like graphic photos

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"Depends on the owner. Kylie minogue, turn on. Tony Blair, turn off.

Even Kylie doesn’t work for me....shudder x

She could shit on a plate and I'd eat it. "

Please don't ask me for the video.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Depends on the owner. Kylie minogue, turn on. Tony Blair, turn off.

Even Kylie doesn’t work for me....shudder x

She could shit on a plate and I'd eat it. "

Is eating plates not a bit silly and dangerous?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Depends on the owner. Kylie minogue, turn on. Tony Blair, turn off.

Even Kylie doesn’t work for me....shudder x"

How about Dannii

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Well I quite like them. Not all of them, but that goes for any kind of picture.

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By *aughtySpark187Man
over a year ago

Working somewhere!

Wow... That escalated quickly..

How u doing... Hahahah

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Wow... That escalated quickly..

How u doing... Hahahah"

Can you explain exactly what this post is all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn on! Love a nice bum hole

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Can I choose the spread? "
that's so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the person

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Well I quite like them. Not all of them, but that goes for any kind of picture. "

Yes I fully agree with what I said previously

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

do you mean anal gaping or spreading them to get your tongue or fist up there? Yex to the second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me if Im with a woman and she grabs her arse cheeks and pulls them apart then yes I’m all for that, same applies in pics... but the key is I have to be sexually attracted to her in the first place. If you’re a minger then no thanks.

If it’s Keith from hull who’s variation of pics includes cock with tv remotes, cock with lynx cans and showing his hairy ring, then you can fuck right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me if Im with a woman and she grabs her arse cheeks and pulls them apart then yes I’m all for that, same applies in pics... but the key is I have to be sexually attracted to her in the first place. If you’re a minger then no thanks.

If it’s Keith from hull who’s variation of pics includes cock with tv remotes, cock with lynx cans and showing his hairy ring, then you can fuck right off"

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

For me personally, I dislike the full on vag shots and gaping bum holes.

I like pictures that leave a little to the imagination.

OFF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to their own.

Me personally, it makes me want to puke. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn off, it's a good chance the smell will rattle your brain if it's a strong one!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Goatse!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Mines just had a fresh coat of Veet if anyone wants a look

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is this the pissholes chips and peas joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol Tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look into my ass, my ass, my ass, not around the ass, my ass, now you're under.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t like full on gape but do like the cheeks held open just slightly in an inviting way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning

Mmmmm...so classy..a gaping arsehole resembling the Mersey tunnel...

No..not a good look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant believe its not butter can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This should put you all 9ff now. True story which happened to me!. A lady spread open in the heat of the moment for to be rimmed. I got stuck right in.... only to end up with a filling from her gob which she swallowed and ended up 8n my gob.

Needless to say, will never ever go near an arse again for as long as I live... I nearly lost a tooth over that! Yuk.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Yuk hate seeing them

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Goatse.cx is old news

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

A random spread cheeked pic really isn't for me, but get my FB on his knees with his beautiful pert cheeks up in the air, I practically salivate.

So I'd say it's definitely situational whether it's a turn on or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a turn off for me, but he loves a cheeky asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... turn on or off ... discuss "

I’ve got Spreading Bumholes first album, but they went down the pan after that.

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"... turn on or off ... discuss

I’ve got Spreading Bumholes first album, but they went down the pan after that."

You win the internets today Tame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... turn on or off ... discuss

I’ve got Spreading Bumholes first album, but they went down the pan after that.

You win the internets today Tame!

Thanks mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems to me there alot of guys/tv/cd that love pulling their cheeks apart? God knows why but then this site is full of strange 1s!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I love them, I love licking bum holes, love sniffing bum holes, love rubbing bum hole moisture over my top lip so I can smell it all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who bum it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Off

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By *exualNeeds69Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick

We both personally enjoy seeing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely off

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By *lpha-and-FoxtrotCouple
over a year ago

Kettering

A lot of people saying it's a turn off but they like enjoy rimming

You'll lick or have it licked but don't want to look at them? Or am I missing something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off . If dark holes turned me on , id work for the railways and wank alot at work lol ??

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

like anything, can be hot can not.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Off . If dark holes turned me on , id work for the railways and wank alot at work lol ?? "
haha!

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By *i amy cdTV/TS
over a year ago

leicester

Turn on for me x

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I'm an engineer and am very good with my hands and fingers which always find themselves exploring new things and finding how they work for maximum pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the right person, definitely hot.

'Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot' as they said in that advert for something I can't remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of people saying it's a turn off but they like enjoy rimming

You'll lick or have it licked but don't want to look at them? Or am I missing something?"

I was thinking the exact same thing..

I love when a woman spreads her cheeks

Not really a fan of the gaping circle though

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By *exycouplemmmm OP Couple
over a year ago

Surrey

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Eeeeeeeeeeee hate them

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By *exycouplemmmm OP Couple
over a year ago

Surrey

"A lot of people saying it's a turn off but they like enjoy rimming

You'll lick or have it licked but don't want to look at them? Or am I missing something?"

In the heat of the moment... licking there can be sensual and sexy... whereas seeing a random strangers gaping hole... isn’t a turn on

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By *exycouplemmmm OP Couple
over a year ago

Surrey

"... turn on or off ... discuss

I’ve got Spreading Bumholes first album, but they went down the pan after that."

They hit a few ‘bum notes’ apparently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... turn on or off ... discuss "

Spreading the cheeks, yes. Gapping arsehole, no.

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