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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like your average night Buddy

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By *illiam101000Man
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

Yea definitely, enjoy lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ? "

Only if you enjoy it

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ? "

It certainly makes you flexible!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s not easy typing this with your fingers crossed and on one leg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ?

It certainly makes you flexible!

I’m flexible, but I can’t make Thursdays though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to say 'no homo' afterwards or else yes, it's gay

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Are you bored this morning OP?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Send me a pic of it and I'll let you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ?

Only if you enjoy it"

I’m still thinking about that we’re on a rock hurtling through space.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Only if you push back apparently....

...and I do that a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you bored this morning OP? "

Yeah, it’s pissing down and I’m stranded.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have to say 'no homo' afterwards or else yes, it's gay"

Or chant Fab straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ?

Only if you enjoy it

I’m still thinking about that we’re on a rock hurtling through space. "

Well, it’ll keep your mind occupied while your hands ass and mouth are I suppose

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Are you bored this morning OP?

Yeah, it’s pissing down and I’m stranded. "

Stranded where ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you bored this morning OP?

Yeah, it’s pissing down and I’m stranded.

Stranded where ?"

I’m my yurt, deep in the Devon country side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you bored this morning OP?

Yeah, it’s pissing down and I’m stranded.

Stranded where ?"

The blue oyster bar by the sounds of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ? "

That's a toughie,what does your boyfriend say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Send me a pic of it and I'll let you know."

Ok, I’ll get my neighbour Dave to take it, he owes me a favour, I’ve been watering his tomatoes while he’s been on holiday.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Are you bored this morning OP?

Yeah, it’s pissing down and I’m stranded.

Stranded where ?

I’m my yurt, deep in the Devon country side. "

How lovely...anywhere near North Devon ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ?

That's a toughie,what does your boyfriend say?"

Not a lot, he’s got my cock in his mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you bored this morning OP?

Yeah, it’s pissing down and I’m stranded.

Stranded where ?

I’m my yurt, deep in the Devon country side.

How lovely...anywhere near North Devon ? Lol"

South Devon, near Dartmoor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, would you class this experience as a foursome or a gang bang?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you bored this morning OP?

Yeah, it’s pissing down and I’m stranded.

Stranded where ?

The blue oyster bar by the sounds of it

Da da da dee dee da daaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ? "

Surely wanking someone off with crossed fingers is a bit tricky too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ?

Surely wanking someone off with crossed fingers is a bit tricky too? "

The tricky bit, is replying to messages on this thread with my right big toe, the rest is a doddle.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Being bendy is the way forward op

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Are you bored this morning OP?

Yeah, it’s pissing down and I’m stranded.

Stranded where ?

I’m my yurt, deep in the Devon country side.

How lovely...anywhere near North Devon ? Lol

South Devon, near Dartmoor"

Shame...you are a hottie plus I love watching men play

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you bored this morning OP?

Yeah, it’s pissing down and I’m stranded.

Stranded where ?

I’m my yurt, deep in the Devon country side.

How lovely...anywhere near North Devon ? Lol

South Devon, near Dartmoor

Shame...you are a hottie plus I love watching men play

If you like yurts too, then you’ll love this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ?

It certainly makes you flexible!

Hell yeah!!

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I think for most people it would shortly make you a patient at the local hospital following a hideous falling over incident.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"It's 2018 dude, why do we need labels. Stop trying to put me in a box man."

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Makes me jealous I know that much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think for most people it would shortly make you a patient at the local hospital following a hideous falling over incident."

Try explaining that one to the Doc, I fell over and landed on some cocks, honest !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ? "

Makes you fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you humming YMCA at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ?

Makes you fab straight

That’s what I thought !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you humming YMCA at the same time?"

Think we all should!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ? "

No, you would need at least 1 woman in the mix to be bi.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ?

No, you would need at least 1 woman in the mix to be bi.

This is exactly the kind of trabsphobia that is rampant on fab. You didnt even ask what they identify as.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you humming YMCA at the same time?

Think we all should!"

I'm doing the dance in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ?

No, you would need at least 1 woman in the mix to be bi.

This is exactly the kind of trabsphobia that is rampant on fab. You didnt even ask what they identify as.

Ooh, is trab a new gender?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ?

No, you would need at least 1 woman in the mix to be bi.

This is exactly the kind of trabsphobia that is rampant on fab. You didnt even ask what they identify as.

Ooh, is trab a new gender?"

Ah shit! Deflect, deflect. Oh you want to talk about gender so you can pigeon hole me into one of your boxes, do you? Save your hate speech.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you bored this morning OP?

Yeah, it’s pissing down and I’m stranded.

Stranded where ?

I’m my yurt, deep in the Devon country side.

How lovely...anywhere near North Devon ? Lol

South Devon, near Dartmoor

Shame...you are a hottie plus I love watching men play

If you like yurts too, then you’ll love this. "

I love a yurt. Do you have a chimney .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you bored this morning OP?

Yeah, it’s pissing down and I’m stranded.

Stranded where ?

I’m my yurt, deep in the Devon country side.

How lovely...anywhere near North Devon ? Lol

South Devon, near Dartmoor

Shame...you are a hottie plus I love watching men play

If you like yurts too, then you’ll love this.

I love a yurt. Do you have a chimney .

There is a chimney, I also whittle spoons !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ?

No, you would need at least 1 woman in the mix to be bi.

This is exactly the kind of trabsphobia that is rampant on fab. You didnt even ask what they identify as.

Ooh, is trab a new gender?

Ah shit! Deflect, deflect. Oh you want to talk about gender so you can pigeon hole me into one of your boxes, do you? Save your hate speech. "

Leave them pigeons alone! If you wish to identify as an eastern block 2 stroke car, nobody can stop you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you bored this morning OP?

Yeah, it’s pissing down and I’m stranded.

Stranded where ?

I’m my yurt, deep in the Devon country side.

How lovely...anywhere near North Devon ? Lol

South Devon, near Dartmoor

Shame...you are a hottie plus I love watching men play

If you like yurts too, then you’ll love this.

I love a yurt. Do you have a chimney .

There is a chimney, I also whittle spoons !"

Put the cocks down and show me your spoons then

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ? "

It means you’ve caught the ghey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ?

It means you’ve caught the ghey"

I think hes 50 shades of ghey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ?

No, you would need at least 1 woman in the mix to be bi.

This is exactly the kind of trabsphobia that is rampant on fab. You didnt even ask what they identify as.

Ooh, is trab a new gender?

Ah shit! Deflect, deflect. Oh you want to talk about gender so you can pigeon hole me into one of your boxes, do you? Save your hate speech. "

Hey, I'm a lover not a hater

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

".....you’ve got a cock up your arse, one in the mouth and wanking two off at the same time, if you’ve got your fingers crossed and are standing on one leg ? "

No don’t think so

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