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By *hechap OP   Man
over a year ago

Derry

Just had a woman at the door there asking if i would like to make a donation towards a new swimming pool for disadvantaged children.

I said yes since its a worthwhile cause.

She asked how much she would put me down for.

I said 2 bucket fulls will probably be enough for you to carry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are the chap !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a woman at the door there asking if i would like to make a donation towards a new swimming pool for disadvantaged children.

I said yes since its a worthwhile cause.

She asked how much she would put me down for.

I said 2 bucket fulls will probably be enough for you to carry.

"

You've got two buckets, posh bastard.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Just had a woman at the door there asking if i would like to make a donation towards a new swimming pool for disadvantaged children.

I said yes since its a worthwhile cause.

She asked how much she would put me down for.

I said 2 bucket fulls will probably be enough for you to carry.

You've got two buckets, posh bastard."

Hey, he's giving to charity!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

off at a tangent but when I was a kid I genuinely believed that milk bottle tops restored sight to blind dogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a woman at the door there asking if i would like to make a donation towards a new swimming pool for disadvantaged children.

I said yes since its a worthwhile cause.

She asked how much she would put me down for.

I said 2 bucket fulls will probably be enough for you to carry.

You've got two buckets, posh bastard.

Hey, he's giving to charity! "

He's boasting about his buckets. And about how generous he is! But at least some poor kiddies can have a swim. With the children being disadvantaged I won't have to worry about them swimming on full stomachs. They better not bomb though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you save wicked women? Save some for me."

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"off at a tangent but when I was a kid I genuinely believed that milk bottle tops restored sight to blind dogs."

Love it, when I was training the guide dog I was often asked if it was a blind dog!

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By *hechap OP   Man
over a year ago

Derry


"off at a tangent but when I was a kid I genuinely believed that milk bottle tops restored sight to blind dogs."

Only reason i would never own a labradour dog is alot of their owners all went blind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a woman at the door there asking if i would like to make a donation towards a new swimming pool for disadvantaged children.

I said yes since its a worthwhile cause.

She asked how much she would put me down for.

I said 2 bucket fulls will probably be enough for you to carry.

"

Crumbs - I laughed

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