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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Muslim Cleric bans vegetables such as cucumbers,as temptation to women.

cripes, just read this article, what a mad world.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

yup..... it a funny old world

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

it's*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..... of course the women are so sex starved they are liable to corrupt all those innocent cucumbers and root vegetables.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the same apply for banana's???

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I don't know about anyone else but vegetables are just not safe around me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

salted nuts would be banned then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well that's a turnip for the box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if their blokes took off them silly pajamas they wear and gave em some cock they wouldn't be tempted by cucumbers and carrots!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if their blokes took off them silly pajamas they wear and gave em some cock they wouldn't be tempted by cucumbers and carrots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if their blokes took off them silly pajamas they wear and gave em some cock they wouldn't be tempted by cucumbers and carrots!

Oi... You leave my jammies outta this...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if their blokes took off them silly pajamas they wear and gave em some cock they wouldn't be tempted by cucumbers and carrots!

Oi... You leave my jammies outta this...

why wotcha got in there that's so special eh? c'mon gis a feel .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if their blokes took off them silly pajamas they wear and gave em some cock they wouldn't be tempted by cucumbers and carrots!

Oi... You leave my jammies outta this...

Only if you leave the 'cumbers and carrots alone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yeah gimme back that big courgette I wanted to stuff that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if their blokes took off them silly pajamas they wear and gave em some cock they wouldn't be tempted by cucumbers and carrots!

Oi... You leave my jammies outta this...

why wotcha got in there that's so special eh? c'mon gis a feel ....."

*F L A S H*

Fill ya boots missus...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if their blokes took off them silly pajamas they wear and gave em some cock they wouldn't be tempted by cucumbers and carrots!

Oi... You leave my jammies outta this...

why wotcha got in there that's so special eh? c'mon gis a feel .....

*F L A S H*

Fill ya boots missus...

I believe it's too big, must be a size 8!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Muslim Cleric bans vegetables such as cucumbers,as temptation to women.

cripes, just read this article, what a mad world."

It's the marrows that really get me going

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