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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Just had my first crap in a supermarket toilet!

Have you had any "firts" today?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

No firsts here I'm afraid. Which supermarket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went on cam in the chat rooms for the first time at like 2am this morning.

That was a new experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the first time I've posted on this thread.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I had a bbq chicken wrap from Tesco.

I've had many wraps but never a bbq chicken.

7 outta 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hear you clem fandango.

I got off work early , that's a first only 4 mins early mind you

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"I went on cam in the chat rooms for the first time at like 2am this morning.

That was a new experience"

Have you washed your eyes out yet!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"No firsts here I'm afraid. Which supermarket? "

Tesco! Thanks for correcting firsts for me! I stared and stared at it thinking "that's wrong", but i couldn't work it out! I even typed the phase "Always comes first" and predictive text still fucked me over! Word blind I'm sure!

Ps, not confident about "stared"..

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Rushed into an ASDA loo once, sat down, dropped about a foot, scared the life out of me ( think I may actually have squealed),then realised I was on a tiny toilet in the kids cubicle and the seats were lower....Supermarket toilet fail!

I blame my bifocals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enham Arch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had my first crap in a supermarket toilet!

Have you had any "firts" today?"

I went in after him and passed out.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Just had my first crap in a supermarket toilet!

Have you had any "firts" today?

I went in after him and passed out. "

With excitement? He does have that effect in people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope nothing to report

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Just had my first crap in a supermarket toilet!

Have you had any "firts" today?

I went in after him and passed out. "

It was actually ok after i left the automatic anti stink machine had done it's thing, and the hand soap was quite fragrant. Obviously the pan it's self looked like someone had held a motorcross race in there, but that's pretty standard right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had my first crap in a supermarket toilet!

Have you had any "firts" today?

I went in after him and passed out.

It was actually ok after i left the automatic anti stink machine had done it's thing, and the hand soap was quite fragrant. Obviously the pan it's self looked like someone had held a motorcross race in there, but that's pretty standard right?"

Did you check they had bog roll in before you had a poo!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Just had my first crap in a supermarket toilet!

Have you had any "firts" today?

I went in after him and passed out.

It was actually ok after i left the automatic anti stink machine had done it's thing, and the hand soap was quite fragrant. Obviously the pan it's self looked like someone had held a motorcross race in there, but that's pretty standard right?

Did you check they had bog roll in before you had a poo! "

Had to wipe on a five pound note once.

That's probably technically treason.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Just had my first crap in a supermarket toilet!

Have you had any "firts" today?

I went in after him and passed out.

It was actually ok after i left the automatic anti stink machine had done it's thing, and the hand soap was quite fragrant. Obviously the pan it's self looked like someone had held a motorcross race in there, but that's pretty standard right?

Did you check they had bog roll in before you had a poo! "

Of course! Wipe the seat first, then apply a small amount of liquid soap to some more paper, and wipe again! It's like a new seat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I perved a pic of a man in his pants on a website for a engineering company (interesting form of advertising!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a good walk round Barcelona..... that was a first !

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