FabSwingers.com forum: Collective nouns

By *ust Clare OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Just a fun thread,what are your favourite real or made up collective nouns

I'll start with this one: my rather annoying mum and dad have invited themselves for a few days,so..

An infliction of parents

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

A single crow is a Considering Murder.

Two to three crows is a Seriously Considering Murder.

Four is a Murder of crows.

Five or more is An Alibi of crows.

Mr GR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bask of crocodiles

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By *ust Clare OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Is 12 crows a jury?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Charm of Goldfinches

A Busyness of Ferrets

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By *ust Clare OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

A Busyness of Ferrets"

I like that one. Makes me wonder if there's a Simple of Meerkats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A parliament of Owls.. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shrewdness of Apes

A slough of Bears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flamboyance of flamingos

A bed of sloths

A glaring of cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A masturbation of company directors / MPs’ / Bankers / Estate Agents / Remoaners / Audi Drivers

(Delete or add as applicable)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clowder of cats

A murmuration of starlings

A convocation of eagles

A bloat of hippopotamuses

They're my favourites

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By *ust Clare OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

A drool of perverts anyone?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

An art stupide collection of hot male Fab image users, they purloin from porn sites of the world.

A gutterful of long-time unverified single Fab men

A fasturbation of single men messaging new Fab women

An objerktion of cheating 'single' Fab men, caught by their wives admiring Fab hot pics, before castration and divorce.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

A ‘slaughter’ of forumites!

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By *ust Clare OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Lol, how about a

Fabatorium of swingers?

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A single crow is a Considering Murder.

Two to three crows is a Seriously Considering Murder.

Four is a Murder of crows.

Five or more is An Alibi of crows.

Mr GR "
I always thought of a couple of them as attempted murder

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

A vomitation of reality TV stars.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

A gaggle of Quantity Surveyors

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By *irthy73Man
over a year ago

stourport

A tower of Giraffes

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A lick of subs.

A command of dommes.

A throb of horny people.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

A delusion of talent show auditionees.

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By *irthy73Man
over a year ago

stourport

A kettle of hawks

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By *irthy73Man
over a year ago

stourport

An orgy of swingers

An erection - group of single male swingers.

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By *ust Clare OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

A has-been of pop stars

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

An exultation of larks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wunch of bankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pest of children

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