FabSwingers.com forum: I have..I want..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thought we could play a little game?

Say something that you have and something that you want.

Sexual or otherwise!

I have...a trapped nerve in my shoulder

I want...a bacon sandwich delivered to my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have baggy eyes

I want my bed

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Thought we could play a little game?

Say something that you have and something that you want.

Sexual or otherwise!

I have...a trapped nerve in my shoulder

I want...a bacon sandwich delivered to my bed

Oh dear, that very painful. Big hugs

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I have a bad dose of procrastination

I want a new kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought we could play a little game?

Say something that you have and something that you want.

Sexual or otherwise!

I have...a trapped nerve in my shoulder

I want...a bacon sandwich delivered to my bed

Oh dear, that very painful. Big hugs

Thankyou gorgeous what are you having and wanting today? Xx

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

i have a hungry stomach

i want some tight ass lol

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I've got a dodgy neck today

I want it fixed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have ....... an afternoon of back to back meetings.

I want ...... to go to a spa and relax.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I have ....... an afternoon of back to back meetings.

I want ...... to go to a spa and relax. "

Its always the quiet 1s

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I have...cold feet

I want...more sleep; not been sleep8ng well recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have aches I want a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to meet some one for brunch

I am actually going to a spa after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have aches I want a massage "

I think I could help with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought we could play a little game?

Say something that you have and something that you want.

Sexual or otherwise!

I have...a trapped nerve in my shoulder

I want...a bacon sandwich delivered to my bed

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I have a buzzing head but still want more coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a day of housework ahead

I want to go and indulge in some retail therapy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a day of housework ahead

I want to go and indulge in some retail therapy "

Sod it. Just go! It’ll be a mess again by tomorrow

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

I have...spare time on my hands

I want...a coffee and a flirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a dodgy neck today

I want it fixed!

I can think of a quick fix- it involves a guillotine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have good health

I want it to last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a long day of work and trying to reason with stupid people ahead of me

I need to work part time and a good fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an untimely visit from mother nature.

I want chocolate and wine. Oh and long hot bath. Did I mention comfy Pjs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have...cold feet

I want...more sleep; not been sleep8ng well recently."

Its well known than women orgasm less if their feet are cold during sex!!

I can't sleep when my feet are cold either!

Get some socks on sweetie!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I have Paresthetica Meralgia in my left leg.

I want a sausage & egg baguette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tan

I want to go back on holiday to keep said tan

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

I have Netflix

I want amazon prime

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

I have to decorate a hallway

I want to get tied up by a kinky couple

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I have a cock.

I want two women to suck it and occasionally French kiss each other.

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

I have half a packet of Almond Finger Slices.

I want to know what happened to the other half of the packet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have half a packet of Almond Finger Slices.

I want to know what happened to the other half of the packet. "

Look inside yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have Netflix

I want amazon prime

To watch what? Prime isn't all that!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I have Netflix

I want amazon prime

To watch what? Prime isn't all that!"

American gods was good!

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

Look inside yourself!

Sounds like a deep quote that needs to have a picture of a beautiful sunrise or misty forest..

And then there were none...

Mr GR

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

I have a hard on

I want a sex lady riding on it

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I have a lot of stress at work at the moment.

I want to retire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have, to work.

I want, to not.

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"I have...cold feet

I want...more sleep; not been sleep8ng well recently.

Its well known than women orgasm less if their feet are cold during sex!!

I can't sleep when my feet are cold either!

Get some socks on sweetie!"

So are we saying women should have sex with their socks on? Now that's a turn out for the books.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I have...tonsilitis

I want...to be well so I can go to Chams!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sore throat.

A lozenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to want what I have .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I try to want what I have .

Wise.

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

i have...to go to work

I want..a good night out

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I have a cup of tea...

I want a full English!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a broken van

I want £25000 to solve my motoring woes

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have a cup of tea...

I want a full English!

I'm English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have...hunger

I want...pleasing

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have a cup of tea...

I want a full English!

I'm English

I did notice.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a headach

I need painkillers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a tan

I want to go back on holiday to keep said tan"
I have a tan........ I still have a tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have... Relative contentment

I want... The gym classes not to hurt

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I have an itch that needs scratching.

I want a nice chilled day.

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By *adame1981Woman
over a year ago

Leicester

I have an unquenchable need for orgasms today

I want a massage with a happy ending please

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an unquenchable need for orgasms today

I want a massage with a happy ending please

I'll go get the massage oil

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have a cup of tea...

I want a full English!

I'm English

I did notice.....

Cum and get it then

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have a cup of tea...

I want a full English!

I'm English

I did notice.....

Cum and get it then

Are there muffins?

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By *adame1981Woman
over a year ago

Leicester

"I have an unquenchable need for orgasms today

I want a massage with a happy ending please

I'll go get the massage oil

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy woman

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have a cup of tea...

I want a full English!

I'm English

I did notice.....

Cum and get it then

Are there muffins?"

I think you have the muffins and I think I like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cold

I want a snuggle and some sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a snotty nose.

I want it to be gone for tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought we could play a little game?

Say something that you have and something that you want.

Sexual or otherwise!

I have...a trapped nerve in my shoulder

I want...a bacon sandwich delivered to my bed

Where’s I neeeeed ?

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

I have a profile.

I want a Fwb.

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"I have a cold

I want a snuggle and some sympathy"

I have...a desire to comfort and snuggle you

I want...the means to travel at hyper speed to Scotland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a dog giving me cuddles

I want more dog cuddles!! I love dogs!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have a cup of tea...

I want a full English!

I'm English

I did notice.....

Cum and get it then

Are there muffins?

I think you have the muffins and I think I like them

I have to bring my own muffins? What kind of a cafe is that...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a very busy day ahead of me.

I want to carry on drinking tea all day.

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have a cup of tea...

I want a full English!

I'm English

I did notice.....

Cum and get it then

Are there muffins?

I think you have the muffins and I think I like them

I have to bring my own muffins? What kind of a cafe is that...!"

One without muffins until you get here

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Thought we could play a little game?

Say something that you have and something that you want.

Sexual or otherwise!

I have...a trapped nerve in my shoulder

I want...a bacon sandwich delivered to my bed

Oh dear, that very painful. Big hugs

Thankyou gorgeous what are you having and wanting today? Xx"

I have ...a man

I want...a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a meet tomorrow

I want the spot on my chin gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a meet tomorrow

I want the spot on my chin gone

Grow a beard to cover it up.

You're welcome.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I have...a headache

I want...cwtches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cock.

I want two women to suck it and occasionally French kiss each other.

You should get together with bananaman as he wants his 3 sum cherry popped

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I have a dream

I want it to be reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a confession

I want to break free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a confession

I want to break free"
and be single again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought we could play a little game?

Say something that you have and something that you want.

Sexual or otherwise!

I have...a trapped nerve in my shoulder

I want...a bacon sandwich delivered to my bed

Where’s I neeeeed ?"

Ok-

I neeeeed... orgasms- purely for the endorphins and natural painkilling effect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a confession

I want to break free

and be single again? "

Fuck that !

I’ve emptied the biscuit tin

My belts too tight now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a confession

I want to break free

and be single again?

Fuck that !

I’ve emptied the biscuit tin

My belts too tight now"

So you want to break free from your belt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a euros lottery ticket

I want it too win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a confession

I want to break free

and be single again?

Fuck that !

I’ve emptied the biscuit tin

My belts too tight now

So you want to break free from your belt?"

My tummy does

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I have a big bed,

I want someone in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a big bed,

I want someone in it. "

Me me me me

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

i have a full bag.

i wont it empty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new boss is rude and arrogant and I need a new job

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I have to go to Glasgow for work next week

I want to meet someone there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to cut my toe nails

I want to meet a proctologist

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I have to cut my toe nails

I want to meet a proctologist"

I have been trained as a proctologist

I want a shoulder rub as I sip Cherry Bakewell gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a semi in my joggers.

I want to cut his toenails.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I have Sailor Jerry and ginger ale

I want a massive orgy

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I have a crick in my neck

I want Cal home so he can take me to bed

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a passport.

I want a plane ticket to somewhere exotic and the time to take it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my new dildo, I want some batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a broken neck

I want a reliable FWB

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I have two cats curled up asleep on my chest.

I want to get up for a wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have puckered up lips

I want a snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two cats curled up asleep on my chest.

I want to get up for a wee."

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I have to go to Glasgow for work next week

I want to meet someone there "

Enjoy scotland

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I have no one

I want someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a huge spider in my living room.

I want to go to bed, but I'm too scared of the spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a huge spider in my living room.

I want to go to bed, but I'm too scared of the spider

Flick your bean hun

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I have had...a very good day.

I want...more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a huge spider in my living room.

I want to go to bed, but I'm too scared of the spider

Flick your bean hun "

I don't think that's gonna do much to scare the spider away

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

I have to pick up my daughter

I want a nice cold lager!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have......cold feet

I want.......sex and lots of it, the kind that makes you ache all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have .. cake

I want .. the OPs “cake”

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"I have to pick up my daughter

I want a nice cold lager!"

I have to collect eldest from work.

I want my bed

B x

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I have a boner.

I want somewhere to put it that's not a wank sock.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

I have a contact lens stuck in my eye

I want it out

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I have a contact lens stuck in my eye

I want it out "

That's ouchie. Hope you get it out soon and don't scratch your eye....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lots of washing to do

I want someone to come do it for me ...

Any offers

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By *oforit30555Man
over a year ago

rainham

I have nothing

I want something

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

I have to work to live..

I want to live without having to work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sore shoulder

I want a massage please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a wonky knee...

I want new legs so that I can walk the hills again...

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

still got full bag

still need it empty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m cold and wet

I need a bath

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