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"Thought we could play a little game? Say something that you have and something that you want. Sexual or otherwise! I have...a trapped nerve in my shoulder I want...a bacon sandwich delivered to my bed ![]() Oh dear, that very painful. Big hugs ![]() | |||
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"Thought we could play a little game? Say something that you have and something that you want. Sexual or otherwise! I have...a trapped nerve in my shoulder I want...a bacon sandwich delivered to my bed ![]() ![]() Thankyou gorgeous what are you having and wanting today? Xx | |||
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"Thought we could play a little game? Say something that you have and something that you want. Sexual or otherwise! I have...a trapped nerve in my shoulder I want...a bacon sandwich delivered to my bed ![]() I have a buzzing head but still want more coffee | |||
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"I have...cold feet I want...more sleep; not been sleep8ng well recently." Its well known than women orgasm less if their feet are cold during sex!! I can't sleep when my feet are cold either! Get some socks on sweetie! | |||
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"I have...cold feet I want...more sleep; not been sleep8ng well recently. Its well known than women orgasm less if their feet are cold during sex!! I can't sleep when my feet are cold either! Get some socks on sweetie!" So are we saying women should have sex with their socks on? Now that's a turn out for the books. ![]() | |||
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"Thought we could play a little game? Say something that you have and something that you want. Sexual or otherwise! I have...a trapped nerve in my shoulder I want...a bacon sandwich delivered to my bed ![]() Where’s I neeeeed ? | |||
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"Thought we could play a little game? Say something that you have and something that you want. Sexual or otherwise! I have...a trapped nerve in my shoulder I want...a bacon sandwich delivered to my bed ![]() ![]() I have ...a man I want...a woman ![]() | |||
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"I have a confession I want to break free" and be single again? | |||
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"Thought we could play a little game? Say something that you have and something that you want. Sexual or otherwise! I have...a trapped nerve in my shoulder I want...a bacon sandwich delivered to my bed ![]() Ok- I neeeeed... orgasms- purely for the endorphins and natural painkilling effect! ![]() | |||
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"I have a confession I want to break free and be single again? " Fuck that ! I’ve emptied the biscuit tin My belts too tight now | |||
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"I have a confession I want to break free and be single again? Fuck that ! I’ve emptied the biscuit tin My belts too tight now" So you want to break free from your belt? | |||
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