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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry if its been done before but I'm bored!!

So...what would you buy the user above for christmas?!

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A WAND...LOL...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy bastard here gis a clue xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pile cream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pile cream! "

For _icboy... for his fresh tats! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhh yesss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pile cream!

For _icboy... for his fresh tats! lol"

Phew xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A WAND...LOL..."
a magic wand?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pile cream!

For _icboy... for his fresh tats! lol

Phew xx "

Although could buy two if you want!!

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pile cream!

For _icboy... for his fresh tats! lol

Phew xx

Although could buy two if you want!! "

Cheeky xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"baby oil "

Wouldn't that be your christmas treat? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"baby oil

Wouldn't that be your christmas treat? lol"

A pro photo shoot so we can all see more

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"baby oil

Wouldn't that be your christmas treat? lol

A pro photo shoot so we can all see more "

train ticket

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

an hotel bedroom.lol

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"baby oil

Wouldn't that be your christmas treat? lol

A pro photo shoot so we can all see more

train ticket"

a computer so she could do her verifications xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a new phone that isnt yellow lol

( someone below please say hot tub lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot tub ..... and an invite for me to join them in said tub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot tub ..... and an invite for me to join them in said tub! "

anything they want wrapped in an invite to the hot tub :P

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hot tub ..... and an invite for me to join them in said tub! "

A nice fluffy towel...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot tub ..... and an invite for me to join them in said tub!

anything they want wrapped in an invite to the hot tub :P"

I thank you! xxx

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

And me too dry you off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot tub ..... and an invite for me to join them in said tub!

anything they want wrapped in an invite to the hot tub :P

I thank you! xxx"
A Train ticket to Durham x

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

a bikini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a new mobile phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a face"

My cock between those lush boobs!!

To be fair thats quite a cheap gift for me haha!!

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a face

My cock between those lush boobs!!

To be fair thats quite a cheap gift for me haha!!

x"

last of the big spenders eh, thats you getting fook all off me lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"a face

My cock between those lush boobs!!

To be fair thats quite a cheap gift for me haha!!

x

last of the big spenders eh, thats you getting fook all off me lol "

Three wise men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a face

My cock between those lush boobs!!

To be fair thats quite a cheap gift for me haha!!

x

last of the big spenders eh, thats you getting fook all off me lol "

Sorry, and a box of expensive chocs too!!

x

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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago

Helensburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fake tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pants

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By *illyrocCouple
over a year ago

north west

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a book on shyness and how to overcome it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a book on shyness and how to overcome it "

Something to cover his privates

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By *illyrocCouple
over a year ago

north west

some wellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a cucumber for her and a melon for him.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

some leg warmers

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

a box of wafer thin mints

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

A fishy on a dishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a male masseur

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"A fishy on a dishy"

thank you but I'm allergic to fish - could you try again please? While I'm buying you a plane ticket Manchester/Norwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a foot rest they must be acheing by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fruit salads & black jacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bantam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insatiable chick - flight to the IOM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some clothes, non-invisisble ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a manx to go with his bigboy.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"A fishy on a dishy

thank you but I'm allergic to fish - could you try again please? While I'm buying you a plane ticket Manchester/Norwich "

Sharm in Feb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fishy on a dishy

thank you but I'm allergic to fish - could you try again please? While I'm buying you a plane ticket Manchester/Norwich

Sharm in Feb "

ooooo ta, don't mind if I do. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fishy on a dishy

thank you but I'm allergic to fish - could you try again please? While I'm buying you a plane ticket Manchester/Norwich

Sharm in Feb

ooooo ta, don't mind if I do. xxx"

Its chilly so some wooley jumpers...

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"A fishy on a dishy

thank you but I'm allergic to fish - could you try again please? While I'm buying you a plane ticket Manchester/Norwich

Sharm in Feb "

if I can get a job quickly we might join you

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

some purple ones ....towels I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fishy on a dishy

thank you but I'm allergic to fish - could you try again please? While I'm buying you a plane ticket Manchester/Norwich

Sharm in Feb

ooooo ta, don't mind if I do. xxx

Its chilly so some wooley jumpers..."

don't be daft that's in South America, Sharm is in Africa!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of red high heels for her, for him a video camera to video the fun we all would have

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A pair of red high heels for her, for him a video camera to video the fun we all would have"

new sunglasses

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"A pair of red high heels for her, for him a video camera to video the fun we all would have

new sunglasses "

a shorter skirt

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A pair of red high heels for her, for him a video camera to video the fun we all would have

new sunglasses

a shorter skirt "

smaller towels

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"A pair of red high heels for her, for him a video camera to video the fun we all would have

new sunglasses

a shorter skirt

smaller towels "

a bed with side bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Purples!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A pair of red high heels for her, for him a video camera to video the fun we all would have

new sunglasses

a shorter skirt

smaller towels

a bed with side bars "

handcuffs and a whip

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"A pair of red high heels for her, for him a video camera to video the fun we all would have

new sunglasses

a shorter skirt

smaller towels

a bed with side bars

handcuffs and a whip "

a feather boa

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

a feather boa "

Waterproof edible wetsuits

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

a feather boa

Waterproof edible wetsuits "

new book on mastermind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

a feather boa

Waterproof edible wetsuits

new book on mastermind "

A bouncy castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a frock

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

new phone cover

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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago

Helensburgh

silk dressing gown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"silk dressing gown"

thermal boxers that bum must be cold in this weather

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

a decent club scarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a decent club scarf "

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"a decent club scarf

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a cute lil staffie pup

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

a disposable camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a disposable camera"

a footstool so yer missus can put her legs down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a disposable camera

a footstool so yer missus can put her legs down"

A proper xmas tree your poor hands must be

aching by now

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

a dog beed for the puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a dog beed for the puppy"

a smaller fish tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A car xx"

Stilts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A car xx"

a personal tailor to assist with shortening his pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A car xx

a personal tailor to assist with shortening his pants "

No need... I've bought him stilts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A car xx

a personal tailor to assist with shortening his pants

No need... I've bought him stilts "

a to z of Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A car xx

a personal tailor to assist with shortening his pants

No need... I've bought him stilts

a to z of Wales "

A ball gag xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A car xx

a personal tailor to assist with shortening his pants

No need... I've bought him stilts

a to z of Wales

A ball gag xx "

platforms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol "

a waxing kit as i thought your username was hairyarse couple sorry!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl buy u reading glasses then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cheese"
Cheese?

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

a plinthe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cheeseCheese?"

yeah, why not ha??

i could throw in a bottle of wine an some crackers if you want??

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Vouchers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some baby oil

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vouchers."

Underwear

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over a year ago


"A season ticket to the rugby ... "

mm yes plz like men little muddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spanking paddle

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By *oodnvampCouple
over a year ago

beverley

A sex swing!

I dunno, I just looked at the profile and thought 'She'd look ACE in a sex swing'!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"A season ticket to the rugby ...

mm yes plz like men little muddy "

Soap and sponge as well .. rub a dub dub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sex swing!

I dunno, I just looked at the profile and thought 'She'd look ACE in a sex swing'! "

Was actually thinking of buying one of those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A season ticket to the rugby ...

mm yes plz like men little muddy

Soap and sponge as well .. rub a dub dub "

no soap on a rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A season ticket to the rugby ...

mm yes plz like men little muddy

Soap and sponge as well .. rub a dub dub

no soap on a rope "

An Ipswich Town footy shirt

*gets ready to run*

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West


"A season ticket to the rugby ...

mm yes plz like men little muddy

Soap and sponge as well .. rub a dub dub

no soap on a rope

An Ipswich Town footy shirt

*gets ready to run*"

After reading there profile i think some rock salt would be our choice. being as the shovel has melted xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A season ticket to the rugby ...

mm yes plz like men little muddy

Soap and sponge as well .. rub a dub dub

no soap on a rope

An Ipswich Town footy shirt

*gets ready to run*"

pmsl it Ad top had bet that i could get it over my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A season ticket to the rugby ...

mm yes plz like men little muddy

Soap and sponge as well .. rub a dub dub

no soap on a rope

An Ipswich Town footy shirt

*gets ready to run*

pmsl it Ad top had bet that i could get it over my boobs "

A smaller Norwich top and I'll place another bet lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mittens on string

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

her favirote flavour condom

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"her favirote flavour condom "

a camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"her favirote flavour condom

a camera"

A private helicopter so she can get around to all the socials faster!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

a rail card so she can kip while traveling down to see us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a rail card so she can kip while traveling down to see us all"

based on the profile comments, a new set of towels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a rail card so she can kip while traveling down to see us all

based on the profile comments, a new set of towels "

PMSL!!!

Ooohhhh! I think I need some towels too

I'll buy you a peak bus pass btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frock ..... to put on 'cos it's chilly out.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"A frock ..... to put on 'cos it's chilly out. "

I'd get her a third leg as the other two are AWESOME. Can't have enough of a good thing.

Plus she would look more like an alien with three legs and I like fucking blue chicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A frock ..... to put on 'cos it's chilly out.

I'd get her a third leg as the other two are AWESOME. Can't have enough of a good thing.

Plus she would look more like an alien with three legs and I like fucking blue chicks."

some thermals

as nice as the pics are, you'll catch ur death in this weather walkin round like that

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

A bus pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bigger bed cus it looks like the one your lying on is too small

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach


"A bigger bed cus it looks like the one your lying on is too small "

I'll just snuggle in with you guys if that's ok.

I'd get you some new batteries ...... for your sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bigger bed cus it looks like the one your lying on is too small

I'll just snuggle in with you guys if that's ok.

I'd get you some new batteries ...... for your sky remote "

You are more than welcome

You don't mind if I use the batteries on something else to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kinder egg? there loveeeelyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a ticket to visit me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a ticket to visit me"

awww how lovely, are you in australia please say yes lol

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach


"A bigger bed cus it looks like the one your lying on is too small

I'll just snuggle in with you guys if that's ok.

I'd get you some new batteries ...... for your sky remote

You are more than welcome

You don't mind if I use the batteries on something else to you? "

I hope you don't snore and trump in your sleep

..... I hate competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a nutty toblerone cos I am nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a nutty toblerone cos I am nice."

A long hotel spa weekend xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a nutty toblerone cos I am nice.

A long hotel spa weekend xx"

some of my etchings. x

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

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over a year ago


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training cup

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over a year ago


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meanie!

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over a year ago


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training cup "

PMSL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lemon xx

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

Stilts!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A lemon xx "

Mr Matey bubble bath

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over a year ago


"A lemon xx

Mr Matey bubble bath "

Mittens on a string

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A lemon xx

Mr Matey bubble bath

Mittens on a string "

A big purple one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new connection xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lemon xx

Mr Matey bubble bath

Mittens on a string

A big purple one "

A housemaids fettish outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lemon xx

Mr Matey bubble bath

Mittens on a string

A big purple one "

I get those all the time....

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A lemon xx

Mr Matey bubble bath

Mittens on a string

A big purple one

I get those all the time...."

ok a big bottle of champers

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"A lemon xx

Mr Matey bubble bath

Mittens on a string

A big purple one

I get those all the time...."

Oh but not like the big purple one I got at the weekend lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"A lemon xx

Mr Matey bubble bath

Mittens on a string

A big purple one

I get those all the time...."

A Wife's anti-migraine guide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blow up sheep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

batteries... ya cant go wrong with them surely!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A corset, as with her boobies, she'd look a million dollars in one.

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By *oodnvampCouple
over a year ago

beverley


"A corset, as with her boobies, she'd look a million dollars in one. "

A corset for you too! She's not the only one who would look amazing in one! :D

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"A corset, as with her boobies, she'd look a million dollars in one.

A corset for you too! She's not the only one who would look amazing in one! :D"

A new memory card so they could take some more photos.

(Love the ones on your profile x )

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

i dont think she needs anything looks fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turkey baster lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some nipple tassels

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Some nipple tassels "

A cock ring for MR.

A nice pair of handcuffs.

You to enjoy your christmas...

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

Roller-boots ..... dunno why - seemed like a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roller-boots ..... dunno why - seemed like a good idea"

strepsils for his sore throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pack of condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roller-boots ..... dunno why - seemed like a good idea"

a thesaurus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a fireman outfit for mr to give mrs a treat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the house next door to me so she could pop over when exer she wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the house next door to me so she could pop over when exer she wanted"

The house nextdoor to that for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the house next door to me so she could pop over when exer she wanted

The house nextdoor to that for me"

for who to pop over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

firemans' uniform

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

nurses uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a muffin

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By *uckoo clockCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

yes

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

A chess set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chess set "

A blender

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach


"A chess set

A blender "

batteries for the sky rem...... oh hang on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chess set

A blender "

A Partridge in a Pear Tree...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

A cup of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a nice glass of champagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chess set

A blender

batteries for the sky rem...... oh hang on"

Flippin' 'eck...

...are you that tight you can't buy me enough batteries for both??

You'll have to shag me whilst I watch Corrie at this rate lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a nice glass of champagne "

Flat shoes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger that, high heels the kind that are just for the bedroom and nowhere else

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