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 She says she was out drinking the night before with friends and has no idea how the tortoise got there. Any theories?  | |||
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Ok...this is easily explained of course; Clearly the woman in question must have been abducted by aliens at some point during the evening in her d*unken stupor.
The said aliens decided against the usual rectal probe and instead inserted their new tortoise technology (it’s not actually a tortoise, rather a small alien manned vessel that looks like one).
Um.....yes.....that sounds entirely plausible....
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"Not as bad as the woman that stuffed a pregnant lobster up her chuff and died giving birth to all the little baby lobsters "She was just being a little shellfish.  | |||
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"Not as bad as the woman that stuffed a pregnant lobster up her chuff and died giving birth to all the little baby lobsters
She was just being a little shellfish. "Lmfao | |||
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"Not as bad as the woman that stuffed a pregnant lobster up her chuff and died giving birth to all the little baby lobsters
She was just being a little shellfish. Lmfao"Did she get crabs after that? | |||
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"A British woman went to hospital in Tenerife with sore genitals and doctors were stunned to find she had an infection. Caused by a dead tortoise in her vagina She says she was out drinking the night before with friends and has no idea how the tortoise got there. Any theories? "If she had no idea, it was obviously Raphael. Or one of the other ninja turtles  | |||
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"A British woman went to hospital in Tenerife with sore genitals and doctors were stunned to find she had an infection. Caused by a dead tortoise in her vagina She says she was out drinking the night before with friends and has no idea how the tortoise got there. Any theories? "The doctors put a dressing on it. Sadly for her, it was a 1000 Island dressing | |||
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"A British woman went to hospital in Tenerife with sore genitals and doctors were stunned to find she had an infection. Caused by a dead tortoise in her vagina She says she was out drinking the night before with friends and has no idea how the tortoise got there. Any theories? "Hahahaha | |||
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"A British woman went to hospital in Tenerife with sore genitals and doctors were stunned to find she had an infection. Caused by a dead tortoise in her vagina She says she was out drinking the night before with friends and has no idea how the tortoise got there. Any theories?
The doctors put a dressing on it.
Sadly for her, it was a 1000 Island dressing "Love it! | |||
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"A British woman went to hospital in Tenerife with sore genitals and doctors were stunned to find she had an infection. Caused by a dead tortoise in her vagina She says she was out drinking the night before with friends and has no idea how the tortoise got there. Any theories? "shell today gone tomorrow | |||
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"Is this real ? " Apparently so. It's the red tops reporting it here but they've got it from Spanish media. Police were involved as the hospital called them | |||
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"Maybe she was shy and needed bringing out of her shell " another great one  | |||
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"Maybe she was shy and needed bringing out of her shell "  | |||
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