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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

I’ll save you!!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'll join in. Nice avatar pic x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

I’ll save you!!

Thank you! I will give you a fist pump cos I'm that cool!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m a big fan of your pics OP, always nice to see new ones pop up on my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll join in. Nice avatar pic x"
thank you! Nice arse!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

Unsure if this is in the spirit of the the thead, but your photo's are gorgeous

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

I’ll save you!!

Thank you! I will give you a fist pump cos I'm that cool! "

The coolest

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll join in. Nice avatar pic x thank you! Nice arse! "

Thanks. I grew it myself lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words are in my head and mouth even but somehow my fingers struggle to translate it all into text

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll join in. Nice avatar pic x thank you! Nice arse!

Thanks. I grew it myself lol x"

Did you use a grow bag?? It’s sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a big fan of your pics OP, always nice to see new ones pop up on my hotlist "

Aw come on now! You're way too good at this compliment thing! Point out a flaw or something!

Nice pics Dotty, shame about your patchy skin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I'm far to slick for this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

Unsure if this is in the spirit of the the thead, but your photo's are gorgeous

No. Offend me. Do it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The words are in my head and mouth even but somehow my fingers struggle to translate it all into text

Haha i'm the same. I know HOW to be sexy. it just doesn't happen how it does in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*stammers something incoherent, loses the power of speech completely when asked to repeat it, stands on someone's foot before spilling a drink over them, then for a grand finale knocks over three more drinks with my bag*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah, I'm far to slick for this thread.

Your face is so pretty I want to lick it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*stammers something incoherent, loses the power of speech completely when asked to repeat it, stands on someone's foot before spilling a drink over them, then for a grand finale knocks over three more drinks with my bag*"

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

Unsure if this is in the spirit of the the thead, but your photo's are gorgeous

No. Offend me. Do it! "

Quite easy to offend a bloke pretending to be a female!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

I can hear the heard of white knights galloping in as we speak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

Great tits

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

Unsure if this is in the spirit of the the thead, but your photo's are gorgeous

No. Offend me. Do it! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The words are in my head and mouth even but somehow my fingers struggle to translate it all into text

Haha i'm the same. I know HOW to be sexy. it just doesn't happen how it does in my head. "

Its a tricky thing trying to be sexy online..

Im not that bad at flirting with people i know, its just people i like that i dont know i get a bit flustered by

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

Unsure if this is in the spirit of the the thead, but your photo's are gorgeous

No. Offend me. Do it!

Quite easy to offend a bloke pretending to be a female!

No! I'm a female pretending to be a bloke pretending to be a female.

This penis is a strap on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, I'm far to slick for this thread.

I would

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

So I just can’t flirt

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!

Your little tartan kilt is lovely but it’s too short for everyday use.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

I can hear the heard of white knights galloping in as we speak!"

That's the opposite to what I want! White knights have got the flirting thing down to a T. I want the jesters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, I'm far to slick for this thread.

You could slide up a hill!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The words are in my head and mouth even but somehow my fingers struggle to translate it all into text

Haha i'm the same. I know HOW to be sexy. it just doesn't happen how it does in my head.

Its a tricky thing trying to be sexy online..

Im not that bad at flirting with people i know, its just people i like that i dont know i get a bit flustered by"

Do you think it's easier in person? I think I'm naturally flirty in person. I struggle on here because there is no natural flow.

I think the forums don't help when there are so many that are so good at it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently beating women off with z stick

This thread isn't for me

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I'm so crap at flirting I'm not even going to try, but instead regale you with a tale of how rubbish I am at recognising flirting from others...

Picture the scene; I'm about 21 and living in Brighton in its heyday while it was still semi-underground in terms of being a counter-culture capital, it's a promiscuous town where everybody sleeps with everybody...bar Me, apparently - I'm sad and lonely and desperate. (Pause for the wailing of violins)

My mates are putting on a free party, in an abandoned warehouse they've broken into. I'm waiting in the queue for the tinny bar and I get chatting to this girl; we're having a bit of a laugh and that, and she goes to me "So do you come here often?" I don't even remember what I said, but about 10mins later I'm like "Hold on..."

"Do you come here often? - That's the most hackneyed, clichèd chat up line there is going! DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN??!"

*looks around*

"WE'RE IN A FUCKING ABANDONED WAREHOUSE WE'VE BROKEN INTO YOU TWAT! Do you fucking come often - she was flirting with you you fool!"

And that's how useless I am.

(Ps Madison you're gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I just can’t flirt

Depends on your style.

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So I just can’t flirt

Depends on your style. "

Oh trust me there is no style lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your little tartan kilt is lovely but it’s too short for everyday use.

It is! I might get frostbite on my foof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very difficult to be flirty online, much easier face to face I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only awkward with those I truly fancy

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Your little tartan kilt is lovely but it’s too short for everyday use.

It is! I might get frostbite on my foof!"

I'm sure you'll not be short of offers to warm it up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently beating women off with z stick

This thread isn't for me"

Get out! You're too good for this thread.

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm only awkward with those I truly fancy

I’m like that tbh, nerves go wild

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I have no idea how to flirt on here, in the flesh it's a different matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dutch courage doesn't even work on here like it does face to face. My fingers become dyslexic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm so crap at flirting I'm not even going to try, but instead regale you with a tale of how rubbish I am at recognising flirting from others...

"Do you come here often? - That's the most hackneyed, clichèd chat up line there is going! DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN??!"

*looks around*

"WE'RE IN A FUCKING ABANDONED WAREHOUSE WE'VE BROKEN INTO YOU TWAT! Do you fucking come often - she was flirting with you you fool!"

And that's how useless I am.

(Ps Madison you're gorgeous

Missed opportunity!

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Missed opportunity!"

Only myself to blame...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The words are in my head and mouth even but somehow my fingers struggle to translate it all into text

Haha i'm the same. I know HOW to be sexy. it just doesn't happen how it does in my head.

Its a tricky thing trying to be sexy online..

Im not that bad at flirting with people i know, its just people i like that i dont know i get a bit flustered by

Do you think it's easier in person? I think I'm naturally flirty in person. I struggle on here because there is no natural flow.

I think the forums don't help when there are so many that are so good at it! "

I reckon if in doubt just do this

however inappropriate it feels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only awkward with those I truly fancy

I’m like that tbh, nerves go wild

I just chat inanely. They probably wish they'd brought a gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your little tartan kilt is lovely but it’s too short for everyday use.

Good job i only use it for piccies then

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm only awkward with those I truly fancy

I’m like that tbh, nerves go wild

I just chat inanely. They probably wish they'd brought a gag

Thought you would have liked that

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"You'll do"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only awkward with those I truly fancy

I’m like that tbh, nerves go wild

I just chat inanely. They probably wish they'd brought a gag

Thought you would have liked that

I need my mouth to say my safe word

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I think I've definitely lost the knack of flirting on here. Probably comes slightly more easily in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

"
lovely tits

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm only awkward with those I truly fancy

I’m like that tbh, nerves go wild

I just chat inanely. They probably wish they'd brought a gag

Thought you would have liked that

I need my mouth to say my safe word

Well what if I talked so much rubbish you don’t have the chance to speak? Or could just kiss you

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm only awkward with those I truly fancy

I’m like that tbh, nerves go wild

I just chat inanely. They probably wish they'd brought a gag

Thought you would have liked that

I need my mouth to say my safe word

You can always just nod

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I tried to flirt with a girl in the gym, I took a massive gulp of water it got stuck in my throat and i spat it in her face and as I was apologising to her I handed her my sweaty gym towel to wipe herself. Smooth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

Dotty your pictures are utterly ravishing. You're a woman I could seriously settle down with. You're going to make one man very happy... or possibly more haha

There. How's that for some bold flirting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently beating women off with z stick

This thread isn't for me

Get out! You're too good for this thread. "

Wish I was good enough for you

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

OP - I'd love to get you in my studio and photograph you, you look very confident with your posing

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I think I've definitely lost the knack of flirting on here. Probably comes slightly more easily in person "

You never flirt with me, but then I guess it's difficult to flirt with your mouth full.

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

I’m so in on this.. The tongue tied numpty who always feels a tool.

So on the same date. Sat waiting on the market steps. Just as she’s walking down a pigeon shits on my shoulder

I should have just walked there and then, but ooh no.. I stand there like a lemon with my hand on my shoulder ( erm the stench is enough to kill a rhino ) and she leans in to kiss me hello.

“We no you can’t. In fact yes you can but can I borrow your perfume first” so now I’m not only indecisive I’m an oddballs.. finally explain.

She laughs. Alls going well till a few drinks later I’m getting her to feel in my mouth for the metal plates holding my jaw together as I just felt it drop

Strange lady, never returned my calls when I got out of the hospital

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The words are in my head and mouth even but somehow my fingers struggle to translate it all into text

Haha i'm the same. I know HOW to be sexy. it just doesn't happen how it does in my head.

Its a tricky thing trying to be sexy online..

Im not that bad at flirting with people i know, its just people i like that i dont know i get a bit flustered by

Do you think it's easier in person? I think I'm naturally flirty in person. I struggle on here because there is no natural flow.

I think the forums don't help when there are so many that are so good at it!

I reckon if in doubt just do this

however inappropriate it feels

and

are my most used emojis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""You'll do""

*swoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried to flirt with a girl in the gym, I took a massive gulp of water it got stuck in my throat and i spat it in her face and as I was apologising to her I handed her my sweaty gym towel to wipe herself. Smooth! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

Dotty your pictures are utterly ravishing. You're a woman I could seriously settle down with. You're going to make one man very happy... or possibly more haha

There. How's that for some bold flirting?

stop! I have no reply!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Hello I am shy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently beating women off with z stick

This thread isn't for me

Get out! You're too good for this thread.

Wish I was good enough for you

Nope. Too smooth. Out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP - I'd love to get you in my studio and photograph you, you look very confident with your posing

That's because I have no one watching when I do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m so in on this.. The tongue tied numpty who always feels a tool.

So on the same date. Sat waiting on the market steps. Just as she’s walking down a pigeon shits on my shoulder

I should have just walked there and then, but ooh no.. I stand there like a lemon with my hand on my shoulder ( erm the stench is enough to kill a rhino ) and she leans in to kiss me hello.

“We no you can’t. In fact yes you can but can I borrow your perfume first” so now I’m not only indecisive I’m an oddballs.. finally explain.

She laughs. Alls going well till a few drinks later I’m getting her to feel in my mouth for the metal plates holding my jaw together as I just felt it drop

Strange lady, never returned my calls when I got out of the hospital

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awkward!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*says something that sounded really funny and flirty in my head but gets written out all back to front*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*says something that sounded really funny and flirty in my head but gets written out all back to front*

Mine usually end up offensive

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"*says something that sounded really funny and flirty in my head but gets written out all back to front*

Mine usually end up offensive "

That’s fine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently beating women off with z stick

This thread isn't for me

Get out! You're too good for this thread.

Wish I was good enough for you

Nope. Too smooth. Out! "

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

Most of the crap I put on these forums are evidential examples of my shitty flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er...um

[Shuffles nervously]

Hi?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Totally hopeless at flirting - I'm the type that will think of the witty and incisive thing to say 10 minutes later!!

I've actually typed in a message on here:

"*takes a deep breath and puts on big boy pants* - so do you, you know, fancy meeting sometime?"

Or there was the time a couple who were on my hotlist came and sat next to me in a club and I couldn't bring myself to say hello let alone think of anything else to say.

The list is endless and don't get me started on picking up signals someone is interested in me - unless they club me over the head with a bat that has "I fancy you" written down the side I'm usually clueless and even when they do I think they meant to hit someone else with it!!

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By *elaxedcplCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Joining the queue of admirers of Dotty's pictures and profile --- how's that for flirting?

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"OP - I'd love to get you in my studio and photograph you, you look very confident with your posing

That's because I have no one watching when I do it

How about this for cringeworthy awkward ... “your photos are amazing but it’s such a shame you only have a black and white camera. I could lend you mine that does colour”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

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I'm in but I'm quite good at flirting

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I’m a big fan of your pics OP, always nice to see new ones pop up on my hotlist

Aw come on now! You're way too good at this compliment thing! Point out a flaw or something!

Nice pics Dotty, shame about your patchy skin! "

Ok, shame you won’t get your perfect arse to Glasgow next week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh errr mumble shuffle....

Creeps back into the man cave and hides in a dark corner

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over a year ago

Hey.........How you doin’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hopeless at flirting in the group threads, much better if I can respond to being flirted with. If I can recognise I’m being flirted with x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bother flirting

OP 10/10 would bang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only awkward with those I truly fancy

I’m like that tbh, nerves go wild

I just chat inanely. They probably wish they'd brought a gag

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i have a gag available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently talking to a hottie about ironing.

Smooth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a big fan of your pics OP, always nice to see new ones pop up on my hotlist

Aw come on now! You're way too good at this compliment thing! Point out a flaw or something!

Nice pics Dotty, shame about your patchy skin!

Ok, shame you won’t get your perfect arse to Glasgow next week! "

My arse has plans elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm currently talking to a hottie about ironing.

Smooth."

Is it getting steamy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm currently talking to a hottie about ironing.

Smooth.

Is it getting steamy? "

I wish - I think she's getting board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm currently talking to a hottie about ironing.

Smooth.

Is it getting steamy?

I wish - I think she's getting board. "

Gone a bit flat has it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm currently talking to a hottie about ironing.

Smooth.

Is it getting steamy?

I wish - I think she's getting board. "

Maybe she just has more pressing matters to attend to?

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

With that body Dotty, you don't need to worry about your flirting skills

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"With that body Dotty, you don't need to worry about your flirting skills

No arguing with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With that body Dotty, you don't need to worry about your flirting skills

No arguing with that "

You're an absolute star and I wish you knew/ believed that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My messages just get deleted without reply, they are that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My messages just get deleted without reply, they are that bad

Oohh that is so not true

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"My messages just get deleted without reply, they are that bad

You have a very big nose right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah a perfect thread for me! Thanks OP, I’m woeful at flirting and awkward and clumsy. I can also feel my face start to go red and then I get redder with the realisation I’ve started to go red .. a self perpetuating circle of embarrassment

So can I just throw a few of these around

as I wouldn’t recognise anyone flirting with me if they came up and slapped my face with it!

Thank you!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"With that body Dotty, you don't need to worry about your flirting skills

No arguing with that

You're an absolute star and I wish you knew/ believed that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally crap at flirting with words on a screen!

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

i might as well give up...flirting left me behind years ago....and my miserable attempts fall woefully short now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My messages just get deleted without reply, they are that bad

Think most of us get that ! The best for me are when I do the hot or not stuff or compliment person above and majority of times it’s like I’m not there! You have a look and see everyone else has been but you ! But I live in hope

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Ah a perfect thread for me! Thanks OP, I’m woeful at flirting and awkward and clumsy. I can also feel my face start to go red and then I get redder with the realisation I’ve started to go red .. a self perpetuating circle of embarrassment

So can I just throw a few of these around

as I wouldn’t recognise anyone flirting with me if they came up and slapped my face with it!

Thank you!

Very true Dan

These are our best friends

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Flirting from my neck of the woods: ‘Ow do lass - I’d like to fook thee!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting from my neck of the woods: ‘Ow do lass - I’d like to fook thee!’"

They don’t talk like that in the south east!?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Flirting from my neck of the woods: ‘Ow do lass - I’d like to fook thee!’

They don’t talk like that in the south east!?

Ahhhh - but we do traditionally in Buckinghamshire *munching some straw and gurning in a decidedly licentious manner with one eye on you*

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over a year ago

"Flirting from my neck of the woods: ‘Ow do lass - I’d like to fook thee!’

They don’t talk like that in the south east!?

Ahhhh - but we do traditionally in Buckinghamshire *munching some straw and gurning in a decidedly licentious manner with one eye on you*

Sounds attractive

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

No one knows when I'm flirting. I don't recognise when people are flirting with me. I'm also told that I'm flirting when I'm not

I'm just a lost cause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no clue when men are flirting with me, unless it’s a social meet from here then I can tell but if I met someone out I’d probably talk them to death. Equally no clue how to flirt back, I’m a lost cause who’ll end up adopting all the cats

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

that’s flirting right there.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Flirting from my neck of the woods: ‘Ow do lass - I’d like to fook thee!’"

No need for flirting round these parts, if you want a rub out you just ask your sister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a little cute x

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Flirting from my neck of the woods: ‘Ow do lass - I’d like to fook thee!’

No need for flirting round these parts, if you want a rub out you just ask your sister."

I always knew there was a reason the boys didn't like me when I was growing up.

It's because I wasn't related to them!

(I do actually cite this as the reason, but I'm not sure people actually believe me).

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Wrote a witty post three times and deleted it so I’ll stick to just standing here watching.

Story of my life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrote a witty post three times and deleted it so I’ll stick to just standing here watching.

Story of my life lol"
awwww

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Wrote a witty post three times and deleted it so I’ll stick to just standing here watching.

Story of my life lolawwww "

I know right lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

I want to hump your leg, OP, and leave you a glistening snail trail.

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By *onguentasticMan
over a year ago

Ballymoney

I am useless at flirting on hear tbh I am bad at even chatting on hear lol I find it so much easier to face to face op your gorgeous and your Scottish which is my favourite accent pity about the distance between us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to fuck other men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to fuck other men."

I want to be a man.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I want to fuck other men.

I want to be a man.

I’d love to get naked with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

Dotty, you with those curves...me with no brakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to fuck other men.

I want to be a man.

I’d love to get naked with you "

Me or Lib?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.

Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!

I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster

With your pics you have no need to flirt, surely?! Your bottom deserves an award

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I want to fuck other men.

I want to be a man.

I’d love to get naked with you

Me or Lib?"

You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx

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over a year ago

"I want to fuck other men.

I want to be a man.

I’d love to get naked with you

Me or Lib?

You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx"

Me naked is a terrifying option.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I want to fuck other men.

I want to be a man.

I’d love to get naked with you

Me or Lib?

You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx

Me naked is a terrifying option.

I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster

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over a year ago

"I want to fuck other men.

I want to be a man.

I’d love to get naked with you

Me or Lib?

You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx

Me naked is a terrifying option.

I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster "

Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I want to fuck other men.

I want to be a man.

I’d love to get naked with you

Me or Lib?

You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx

Me naked is a terrifying option.

I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster

Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud. "

"M'lud", now that does turn me on!

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over a year ago

"I want to fuck other men.

I want to be a man.

I’d love to get naked with you

Me or Lib?

You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx

Me naked is a terrifying option.

I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster

Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.

"M'lud", now that does turn me on!"

This really is some super awkward flirting!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I want to fuck other men.

I want to be a man.

I’d love to get naked with you

Me or Lib?

You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx

Me naked is a terrifying option.

I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster

Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.

"M'lud", now that does turn me on!

This really is some super awkward flirting!"

In that case we really are nailing this thread!

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over a year ago

"I want to fuck other men.

I want to be a man.

I’d love to get naked with you

Me or Lib?

You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx

Me naked is a terrifying option.

I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster

Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.

"M'lud", now that does turn me on!

This really is some super awkward flirting!

In that case we really are nailing this thread!"

Rusty nailing.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I want to fuck other men.

I want to be a man.

I’d love to get naked with you

Me or Lib?

You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx

Me naked is a terrifying option.

I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster

Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.

"M'lud", now that does turn me on!

This really is some super awkward flirting!

In that case we really are nailing this thread!

Rusty nailing.

Nailing by any other name is still nailing! Talking of which

oh yeh, when do i get to see you naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to fuck other men.

I want to be a man.

I’d love to get naked with you

Me or Lib?

You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx

Me naked is a terrifying option.

I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster

Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.

"M'lud", now that does turn me on!

This really is some super awkward flirting!

In that case we really are nailing this thread!

Rusty nailing.

Nailing by any other name is still nailing! Talking of which

oh yeh, when do i get to see you naked?"

In your nightmares.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I want to fuck other men.

I want to be a man.

I’d love to get naked with you

Me or Lib?

You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx

Me naked is a terrifying option.

I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster

Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.

"M'lud", now that does turn me on!

This really is some super awkward flirting!

In that case we really are nailing this thread!

Rusty nailing.

Nailing by any other name is still nailing! Talking of which

oh yeh, when do i get to see you naked?

In your nightmares."

Best get to sleep now then - pass the cheese

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over a year ago

"I want to fuck other men.

I want to be a man.

I’d love to get naked with you

Me or Lib?

You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx

Me naked is a terrifying option.

I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster

Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.

"M'lud", now that does turn me on!

This really is some super awkward flirting!

In that case we really are nailing this thread!

Rusty nailing.

Nailing by any other name is still nailing! Talking of which

oh yeh, when do i get to see you naked?

In your nightmares.

Best get to sleep now then - pass the cheese "

Surely this flirting is enough cheese to satisfy antibodies needs.

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