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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies, tell us your funny tales of fake orgasms

#soboredtoday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pretended I cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never faked. What’s the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

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over a year ago

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

I must be a very convincing girl then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

Women cumming, ha ha. You all slay me

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

Women cumming, ha ha. You all slay me

Another fact. I'm Fucking hilarious

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

I must be a very convincing girl then"

Probably it's your small soft hands. Or the manicure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

Women cumming, ha ha. You all slay me

Another fact. I'm Fucking hilarious

Maybe he needs it proving to him

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

Women cumming, ha ha. You all slay me

Another fact. I'm Fucking hilarious

Maybe he needs it proving to him "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

Women cumming, ha ha. You all slay me

Another fact. I'm Fucking hilarious

Maybe he needs it proving to him "

Are you volunteering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

Women cumming, ha ha. You all slay me

Another fact. I'm Fucking hilarious

Maybe he needs it proving to him

Are you volunteering?"

Bloody hope so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

Women cumming, ha ha. You all slay me

Another fact. I'm Fucking hilarious

Maybe he needs it proving to him

Are you volunteering?"

Proof that women can only cum with another woman I mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

Women cumming, ha ha. You all slay me

Another fact. I'm Fucking hilarious

Maybe he needs it proving to him

Are you volunteering?

Proof that women can only cum with another woman I mean "

Can I watch?

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

Women cumming, ha ha. You all slay me

Another fact. I'm Fucking hilarious

Maybe he needs it proving to him

Are you volunteering?

Proof that women can only cum with another woman I mean "

I'm always up for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

Women cumming, ha ha. You all slay me

Another fact. I'm Fucking hilarious

Maybe he needs it proving to him

Are you volunteering?

Proof that women can only cum with another woman I mean

Can I watch?

Sorry I’m apparently too old for you.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Come home from work feeling horny, Picked my ex up and sat her on top of the cooker where she started to immediately scream and swear at me which I assumed was part of her love for rough sex games.

I thought bloody hell I'm good I've made her cum prematurely but she'd been cooking and the hob was still very warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

Women cumming, ha ha. You all slay me

Another fact. I'm Fucking hilarious

Maybe he needs it proving to him

Are you volunteering?

Proof that women can only cum with another woman I mean

Can I watch?

Sorry I’m apparently too old for you. "

And I'm 1 year too young for you. Standards are for fakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women trying to convince me they can cum is probably the funniest thing I'll ever hear.

You women and your crackpot theories

Women can only really cum with other women, that's a fact

Women cumming, ha ha. You all slay me

Another fact. I'm Fucking hilarious

Maybe he needs it proving to him

Are you volunteering?

Proof that women can only cum with another woman I mean

Can I watch?

Sorry I’m apparently too old for you.

And I'm 1 year too young for you. Standards are for fakes "

You’re too young for bananaman? Maybe he’d like to experiment with you

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