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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m yet to pop my FFM cherry so you don’t ask you don’t get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any specific type or will any do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any specific type or will any do? "

18 - 35 slim, attractive and bisexual

Oh must have a Graduate Degree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m yet to pop my FFM cherry so you don’t ask you don’t get

"

What about all those older women who keep messaging you? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth - I am sure they have friends.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Any ladies older than 35 that would like to experience their first ffm I'm available as the m..

Please apply in writing to 2good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats me out on both counts. Im under 35 and have no graduate degree

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Thats me out on both counts. Im under 35 and have no graduate degree "

That’s terrible, luckily some of us think a person isn’t just their age and a qualification they got a dozen years ago

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest


"Any specific type or will any do?

18 - 35 slim, attractive and bisexual

Oh must have a Graduate Degree "

Thank fuck some people still have standards

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Any specific type or will any do?

18 - 35 slim, attractive and bisexual

Oh must have a Graduate Degree "

And be able to cook, clean, iron, dig bait and own a boat. Please send photo.........................................of boat.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"I’m yet to pop my FFM cherry so you don’t ask you don’t get

"

same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m yet to pop my FFM cherry so you don’t ask you don’t get

same"

Please START your own thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well.....I'm too old.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

O go on then. Can I bring a friend. We will eat you for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh well.....I'm too old.

"

Sorry dear.. I’m sure somebody will do you

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Any ladies older than 35 that would like to experience their first ffm I'm available as the m..

Please apply in writing to 2good "

Your profile made me chuckle....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"O go on then. Can I bring a friend. We will eat you for breakfast. "

You are the only community, people can’t make a joke about ~ Frankie Boyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well.....I'm too old.

Sorry dear.. I’m sure somebody will do you "

me! id do her over and over and over again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are out of your age range

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any ladies older than 35 that would like to experience their first ffm I'm available as the m..

Please apply in writing to 2good

Your profile made me chuckle...."

Agreed! He has a very good profile.. yet no meets.. see guys! Good profile doesn’t get you meets.. you need cock pics! Look at my profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range "

Indeed.. do you have younger sisters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Indeed.. do you have younger sisters? "

Lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well.....I'm too old.

Sorry dear.. I’m sure somebody will do you "

omg that made me laugh

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"Any ladies older than 35 that would like to experience their first ffm I'm available as the m..

Please apply in writing to 2good

Your profile made me chuckle....

Agreed! He has a very good profile.. yet no meets.. see guys! Good profile doesn’t get you meets.. you need cock pics! Look at my profile "

Thank you ...I try.. sadly my cock picture creates more laughter ...and the pointing really isn't needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any ladies older than 35 that would like to experience their first ffm I'm available as the m..

Please apply in writing to 2good

Your profile made me chuckle....

Agreed! He has a very good profile.. yet no meets.. see guys! Good profile doesn’t get you meets.. you need cock pics! Look at my profile

Thank you ...I try.. sadly my cock picture creates more laughter ...and the pointing really isn't needed. "

Well I think your pics are nice. Ignore him

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"Any ladies older than 35 that would like to experience their first ffm I'm available as the m..

Please apply in writing to 2good

Your profile made me chuckle....

Agreed! He has a very good profile.. yet no meets.. see guys! Good profile doesn’t get you meets.. you need cock pics! Look at my profile

Thank you ...I try.. sadly my cock picture creates more laughter ...and the pointing really isn't needed.

Well I think your pics are nice. Ignore him "

Thank you.. I don't dispel the vision by sending cock pictures .. if folk ask they get to see the thumb then they can do the maths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range "

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat "

You’re in my age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

"

And so are you

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Maybe try looking for ff profiles or go to a club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

You’re in my age range "

Everyone's in yours!

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By *astings SocialWoman
over a year ago

Hastings


"Any specific type or will any do?

18 - 35 slim, attractive and bisexual

Oh must have a Graduate Degree "

That's me out in every category

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, you can't fault the man's ambition...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

You’re in my age range

Everyone's in yours! "

And that’s how it’s done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat "

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat "

As if

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i


"Any specific type or will any do?

18 - 35 slim, attractive and bisexual

Oh must have a Graduate Degree "

Damn, I don’t have a degree, ah well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me "

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me "

You are in my friends zone

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Gonna follow and see where this goes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?"

I’ll do you as an experiment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gonna follow and see where this goes lol "

It’s going north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment "

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a great fan of Bananas

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Gonna follow and see where this goes lol

It’s going north "

Stop off in the Midlands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?"

We need someone who coups handle us. He doesn't look like he could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought of a new name for you Narnaman.

The Quim Reaper.

Thank me later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gonna follow and see where this goes lol

It’s going north "

Pear-shaped, it's going pear-shaped.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!! "

No probs sweetie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

We need someone who coups handle us. He doesn't look like he could. "

Nope they all think they could. Little do they know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gonna follow and see where this goes lol

It’s going north

Stop off in the Midlands? "

Sure jump on board and strap yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x"

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

We need someone who coups handle us. He doesn't look like he could.

Nope they all think they could. Little do they know "

To you both men-eaters.. only one way to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gonna follow and see where this goes lol

It’s going north

Stop off in the Midlands?

Sure jump on board and strap yourself "

Make it a big strap on too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

We need someone who coups handle us. He doesn't look like he could.

Nope they all think they could. Little do they know "

Can I apply? I may not keep up... but I'll have a damn good go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends "

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead? "

Ooooooh ouch!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!"

I’m serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

We need someone who coups handle us. He doesn't look like he could.

Nope they all think they could. Little do they know

Can I apply? I may not keep up... but I'll have a damn good go "

I looked at your profile and thought you were 73!! You definitely wouldn’t keep up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was offered one when I was 21 and chickened out. 33 years later I wish I hadn’t......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious "

Sorry my sister likes real men too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

We need someone who coups handle us. He doesn't look like he could.

Nope they all think they could. Little do they know

Can I apply? I may not keep up... but I'll have a damn good go

I looked at your profile and thought you were 73!! You definitely wouldn’t keep up!"

Birth year... not are I'm not doing bad for middle age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat "

I'll offer myself for that no problem. If it's got to be someone id be willing to take one for the team

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too "

I’m a man with hair on my chest

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Gonna follow and see where this goes lol

It’s going north

Stop off in the Midlands?

Sure jump on board and strap yourself

Make it a big strap on too."

Will have to go shopping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was offered one when I was 21 and chickened out. 33 years later I wish I hadn’t......"

You silly idiot stupid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest "

Have you shaved it off then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?"

I trim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim "

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

We need someone who coups handle us. He doesn't look like he could.

Nope they all think they could. Little do they know

Can I apply? I may not keep up... but I'll have a damn good go

I looked at your profile and thought you were 73!! You definitely wouldn’t keep up!"

Burn..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was offered one when I was 21 and chickened out. 33 years later I wish I hadn’t......

You silly idiot stupid! "

Yep. Young, naive and inexperienced- I imagined I wouldn’t be able to cope. Given what I know now I probably couldn’t but at least if I’d had a go it wouldn’t be on my bucket list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there "

So real men don’t trim chest hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there "

Oops wrong thread. To your question on your other thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was offered one when I was 21 and chickened out. 33 years later I wish I hadn’t......

You silly idiot stupid!

Yep. Young, naive and inexperienced- I imagined I wouldn’t be able to cope. Given what I know now I probably couldn’t but at least if I’d had a go it wouldn’t be on my bucket list "

Find them and take them on on their offer! Right now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was offered one when I was 21 and chickened out. 33 years later I wish I hadn’t......

You silly idiot stupid!

Yep. Young, naive and inexperienced- I imagined I wouldn’t be able to cope. Given what I know now I probably couldn’t but at least if I’d had a go it wouldn’t be on my bucket list

Find them and take them on on their offer! Right now!! "

Not gonna happen they are on opposite sides of the Atlantic and both happily married.

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair? "

Us men have hair everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair? "

I think every woman’s definition of a real man is probably slightly different. (Before everyone starts kicking off!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair?

Us men have hair everywhere"

Doesn’t seem like she has met real men yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any specific type or will any do?

18 - 35 slim, attractive and bisexual

Oh must have a Graduate Degree "

Damn.

Too old.

Too rough.

Too dumb.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair?

I think every woman’s definition of a real man is probably slightly different. (Before everyone starts kicking off!) "

And that is a U turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair?

Us men have hair everywhere"

Except on my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair?

Us men have hair everywhere

Except on my head"

Ha ha ha! Sign of wisdom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair?

Us men have hair everywhere

Doesn’t seem like she has met real men yet "

Evidently not. Not having much luck finding one on here neither!

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Any specific type or will any do?

18 - 35 slim, attractive and bisexual

Oh must have a Graduate Degree

Damn.

Too old.

Too rough.

Too dumb. "

Can lend my degree if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair?

Us men have hair everywhere

Except on my head

Ha ha ha! Sign of wisdom "

Nope too much Velcro on the bed head when I was younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats me out on both counts. Im under 35 and have no graduate degree "

#luckyescape

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair?

Us men have hair everywhere

Doesn’t seem like she has met real men yet

Evidently not. Not having much luck finding one on here neither!"

Well hurry up you ain’t got much time left sweet heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair?

Us men have hair everywhere

Doesn’t seem like she has met real men yet

Evidently not. Not having much luck finding one on here neither!

Well hurry up you ain’t got much time left sweet heart "

I’m at my sexual peak I’ll have you know. (That’s know not now!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair?

Us men have hair everywhere

Doesn’t seem like she has met real men yet

Evidently not. Not having much luck finding one on here neither!

Well hurry up you ain’t got much time left sweet heart

I’m at my sexual peak I’ll have you know. (That’s know not now!) "

So you wanna let me do my experiment so I can reconsider extending my age range?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair?

Us men have hair everywhere

Doesn’t seem like she has met real men yet

Evidently not. Not having much luck finding one on here neither!

Well hurry up you ain’t got much time left sweet heart

I’m at my sexual peak I’ll have you know. (That’s know not now!)

So you wanna let me do my experiment so I can reconsider extending my age range? "

Oooooh yes please I’d love to be someone’s experiment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair?

Us men have hair everywhere

Doesn’t seem like she has met real men yet

Evidently not. Not having much luck finding one on here neither!

Well hurry up you ain’t got much time left sweet heart

I’m at my sexual peak I’ll have you know. (That’s know not now!)

So you wanna let me do my experiment so I can reconsider extending my age range?

Oooooh yes please I’d love to be someone’s experiment "

Fanks for making yourself useful

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By *urved HunnyWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Any specific type or will any do?

18 - 35 slim, attractive and bisexual

Oh must have a Graduate Degree "

Thank God you're not fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair?

Us men have hair everywhere

Doesn’t seem like she has met real men yet

Evidently not. Not having much luck finding one on here neither!

Well hurry up you ain’t got much time left sweet heart

I’m at my sexual peak I’ll have you know. (That’s know not now!)

So you wanna let me do my experiment so I can reconsider extending my age range?

Oooooh yes please I’d love to be someone’s experiment

Fanks for making yourself useful "

Anytime . I shan’t be keeping my flip flops on though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are out of your age range

Us old girls should all team up. Give one lucky guy a treat

Narnaman doesn't deserve me

Nah. I want a real man anyway. Don’t you?

I’ll do you as an experiment

Really ahhhhh wow thanks!!!

No probs sweetie x

As it’s you I’ll bring my 2 friends

As you have your friends.. why don’t you Tay with them and send your younger sister instead?

Ooooooh ouch!!!

I’m serious

Sorry my sister likes real men too

I’m a man with hair on my chest

Have you shaved it off then?

I trim

I think you’ve found the answer to your original question right there

So real men don’t trim chest hair?

Us men have hair everywhere

Doesn’t seem like she has met real men yet

Evidently not. Not having much luck finding one on here neither!

Well hurry up you ain’t got much time left sweet heart

I’m at my sexual peak I’ll have you know. (That’s know not now!)

So you wanna let me do my experiment so I can reconsider extending my age range?

Oooooh yes please I’d love to be someone’s experiment

Fanks for making yourself useful

Anytime . I shan’t be keeping my flip flops on though "

Why not

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