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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I keep receiving PMs from mature women saying I’ll eat you for breakfast..

Do they mean they want morning sex or is it some kind of threat and I should be careful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat it as a threat!

They went your banana!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cookery becomes more important as a skill at that age x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep receiving PMs from mature women saying I’ll eat you for breakfast..

Do they mean they want morning sex or is it some kind of threat and I should be careful? "

Maybe have Morning sex then eat you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep receiving PMs from mature women saying I’ll eat you for breakfast..

Do they mean they want morning sex or is it some kind of threat and I should be careful?

Maybe have Morning sex then eat you "

Think I’d do that with him too! I’m mature

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I keep receiving PMs from mature women saying I’ll eat you for breakfast..

Do they mean they want morning sex or is it some kind of threat and I should be careful? "

Well, I've not messaged you but a banana is a good solid start to the day.

Full of fibre and potassium.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

One of their five a day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know "

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cookery becomes more important as a skill at that age x "

No when you get to that age you can afford a hot man to come and cook it for you. Age and money means you have more choices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever watched a preying mantis snip off her partners head after sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much? "

Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It means your just a little snack to start the day then they will move on to the real men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?

Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps "

So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It means your just a little snack to start the day then they will move on to the real men"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It means your just a little snack to start the day then they will move on to the real men"

How do I become a real man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?

Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps

So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry? "

No I want you to do mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It means your just a little snack to start the day then they will move on to the real men

How do I become a real man? "

Ask Pinocchio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much? "

I often have a banana for breakfast but you are too young for my tastes - I have a 40 start age but usually have f/b's in their 40's.

What they mean (and I am sure you know all about this) is that they will ring every ounce of energy out of you as they are very hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?

Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps

So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry? "

Would you do it naked though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?

Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps

So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?

No I want you to do mine "

That’s a bit step mother like

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"It means your just a little snack to start the day then they will move on to the real men

How do I become a real man? "

age and experience. Young whipper snappers are ok as a starter to the main course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be worried if when you get there they mention they have a few friends coming over to join in - you will be dead then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?

Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps

So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?

No I want you to do mine

That’s a bit step mother like "

That could work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?

Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps

So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?

No I want you to do mine "

Now there's an offer you can't refuse... Well I guess could, but chains and locked doors may.make it hard to do so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?

Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps

So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?

Would you do it naked though?"

I often get sub men message me begging to be allowed to come and do my house cleaning - if you want one just post an update saying you are looking (doesn't appeal to me though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?

Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps

So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?

Would you do it naked though?

I often get sub men message me begging to be allowed to come and do my house cleaning - if you want one just post an update saying you are looking (doesn't appeal to me though)"

Haha yeah I know I do too. They’ve even offered to pay me to do my cleaning as long as I follow them around whipping their arse. Nah not for me either

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Basically they will fuck you up in a way you never thought imaginable and spit you out as horse fodder. And bananas and breakfast do not go together no no no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?

Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps

So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?

Would you do it naked though?

I often get sub men message me begging to be allowed to come and do my house cleaning - if you want one just post an update saying you are looking (doesn't appeal to me though)

Haha yeah I know I do too. They’ve even offered to pay me to do my cleaning as long as I follow them around whipping their arse. Nah not for me either "

Send them my way. Anything not to clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?

Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps

So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?

Would you do it naked though?

I often get sub men message me begging to be allowed to come and do my house cleaning - if you want one just post an update saying you are looking (doesn't appeal to me though)

Haha yeah I know I do too. They’ve even offered to pay me to do my cleaning as long as I follow them around whipping their arse. Nah not for me either "

Yeah and you have to keep the key to their cock cage on your person too - ugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they most definitely want sex with you op

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just be worried if when you get there they mention they have a few friends coming over to join in - you will be dead then "

Like a mature orgy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?

Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps

So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?

No I want you to do mine

That’s a bit step mother like

That could work for me "

Have you been watching porn again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?

Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps

So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?

No I want you to do mine

That’s a bit step mother like

That could work for me

Have you been watching porn again? "

Just give it up I'm within your age range, I'm a woman so stopping fighting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just be worried if when you get there they mention they have a few friends coming over to join in - you will be dead then

Like a mature orgy? "

Like everything you have ever wanted to do that you saw on a porn film to multiple females and then died from too much pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know

Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?

Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps

So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?

No I want you to do mine

That’s a bit step mother like

That could work for me

Have you been watching porn again?

Just give it up I'm within your age range, I'm a woman so stopping fighting it "

So it’s a porn date? I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just be worried if when you get there they mention they have a few friends coming over to join in - you will be dead then

Like a mature orgy?

Like everything you have ever wanted to do that you saw on a porn film to multiple females and then died from too much pleasure."

Yes please... however I’m yet to pop my FFM cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just be worried if when you get there they mention they have a few friends coming over to join in - you will be dead then

Like a mature orgy?

Like everything you have ever wanted to do that you saw on a porn film to multiple females and then died from too much pleasure.

Yes please... however I’m yet to pop my FFM cherry "

You are rather sexually retarded for your age then aren't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It means your just a little snack to start the day then they will move on to the real men"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep receiving PMs from mature women saying I’ll eat you for breakfast..

Do they mean they want morning sex or is it some kind of threat and I should be careful? "

cmon that's fictional isn't eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I keep receiving PMs from mature women saying I’ll eat you for breakfast..

Do they mean they want morning sex or is it some kind of threat and I should be careful? cmon that's fictional isn't eat "

You never know buddy.. them milfs and cougars are lethal

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