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How the hell did that get there ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just been in the bathroom and noticed something behind the loo

On closer inspection, it turned out to be a piece of a mini cheddar

Now, the bathroom was only cleaned on Monday, I've not had mini cheddars in for months and I've certainly never scoffed them on the bog

So, how did it get there ?

I think it will go down as one of lifes great mysteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you pulled down your trousers to sit it fell from your back pocket.

You were saving it for a time you get a bit peckish.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I regularly walk round my house, bewildered as to how & why certain things get where they are.

But I do have teenagers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I regularly walk round my house, bewildered as to how & why certain things get where they are.

But I do have teenagers "

I have dogs and I regularly find bones or pieces of chewed plastic in shoes or in my washing basket.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I regularly walk round my house, bewildered as to how & why certain things get where they are.

But I do have teenagers

I have dogs and I regularly find bones or pieces of chewed plastic in shoes or in my washing basket. "

My Chihuahua regularly pulls underwear out of the laundry basket in the bathroom.

Bit embarrassing when she presented the guy servicing my boiler with a pair of well chewed lacies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have mice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have mice?"

I've lived here for 12 years and never seen one

Maybe I have

Maybe they like me

Maybe they're leaving me gifts

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You have mice?

I've lived here for 12 years and never seen one

Maybe I have

Maybe they like me

Maybe they're leaving me gifts "

I was gonna say a mouse, or rat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its them huge spiders !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you forgot to scrub under your forskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I regularly walk round my house, bewildered as to how & why certain things get where they are.

But I do have teenagers "

This is true. We have cats too, who like to move things.

However I did find a TV remote in the fridge once...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have mice?

I've lived here for 12 years and never seen one

Maybe I have

Maybe they like me

Maybe they're leaving me gifts

I was gonna say a mouse, or rat."

Me too. Remember mice have no bladder control

And wee constantly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have mice?

I've lived here for 12 years and never seen one

Maybe I have

Maybe they like me

Maybe they're leaving me gifts

I was gonna say a mouse, or rat."

Yay - a new pet

Not sure the doggo will be happy

He likes his Dad all to himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have mice?

I've lived here for 12 years and never seen one

Maybe I have

Maybe they like me

Maybe they're leaving me gifts

I was gonna say a mouse, or rat.

Me too. Remember mice have no bladder control

And wee constantly "

I'm getting like that meself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been in the bathroom and noticed something behind the loo

On closer inspection, it turned out to be a piece of a mini cheddar

Now, the bathroom was only cleaned on Monday, I've not had mini cheddars in for months and I've certainly never scoffed them on the bog

So, how did it get there ?

I think it will go down as one of lifes great mysteries "
you're producing mini cheddars omg

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