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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

What things are legal but shouldn't be so that you can take someone to court.

Keep it lighthearted and fun

Women wearing sexy lingerie and socks because their feet are cold

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Stealing of ones chips

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Slapping cyclists arses as you drive by

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Stealing of ones chips "

Seagulls or humans ?

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4


"Stealing of ones chips

Seagulls or humans ? "

All birds

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Farting in lifts and on dancefloors

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

Jedward

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Stealing of ones chips

Seagulls or humans ?

All birds "

i went on a date once and just fancied a bag of chips to walk along the sea front with.

I asked my date if she wanted anything but she said no as she was on a diet etc which was obviously fine but I kid you not she actually took the bag off me and ate 98 % of MY bloody chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slapping cyclists arses as you drive by"

Pretty sure that is illegal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slapping cyclists arses as you drive by"
not sure it’s illegal but mandatory it should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using the sky remote as a unit of measure.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Walking around with your hands down your trousers.

Jogging bottoms outside of a gym or your own house.

Crocs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugg boots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big giant HD eyebrows

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Barely any eyebrows

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Big giant HD eyebrows "

A girl at work asked me what I thought of her drawn on eyebrows and I said that imo she'd drawn them on to high.

She looked surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugg boots. "

Yes Ugg boots - straight to jail lol

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

22 dick pics from different angles on a fab profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going the shops in pjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's legal to have a car that can reach speeds of 160 mph but it's illegal to drive it at more than 30 mph it never reaches its potential

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

Putting jam first on scones

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4


"It's legal to have a car that can reach speeds of 160 mph but it's illegal to drive it at more than 30 mph it never reaches its potential "

Never tried the motorway?

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Shaving with MY razor blade

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Horses that shit on the path. The rider should jump off and scoop that poop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horses that shit on the path. The rider should jump off and scoop that poop"

With what? And what do they do with the horse whilst they do that? Impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big giant HD eyebrows

A girl at work asked me what I thought of her drawn on eyebrows and I said that imo she'd drawn them on to high.

She looked surprised

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Hahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"22 dick pics from different angles on a fab profile "

Yes agree it should be 37

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on a 4-6 seat table on the train when you're by yourself.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Big giant HD eyebrows

A girl at work asked me what I thought of her drawn on eyebrows and I said that imo she'd drawn them on to high.

She looked surprised

"

Im using that one today!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's legal to have a car that can reach speeds of 160 mph but it's illegal to drive it at more than 30 mph it never reaches its potential

Never tried the motorway? "
160mph?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs & socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's legal to have a car that can reach speeds of 160 mph but it's illegal to drive it at more than 30 mph it never reaches its potential

Never tried the motorway? "
just 90 mph in the illegal bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big giant HD eyebrows

A girl at work asked me what I thought of her drawn on eyebrows and I said that imo she'd drawn them on to high.

She looked surprised

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Surprised at the comment or she just looked surprised with them being to high

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London


"Crocs & socks

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Agreed! Punishable by death after the first warning

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Cat fishing

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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Putting the milk in first when someone is making a cup of tea.. just NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting a new loo roll on the holder with the free end closest to the wall.Thats just plain wrong.

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Using any item to compare cock size

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Cagoules

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Men wearing shoes without socks.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Jeans or any other trouser item for that matter deliberately worn below the waistline of pants.

Baseball caps worn any way but with the peak facing forwards

X Factor

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Trousers that end above the ankle

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Narky bus drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big giant HD eyebrows

A girl at work asked me what I thought of her drawn on eyebrows and I said that imo she'd drawn them on to high.

She looked surprised

Surprised at the comment or she just looked surprised with them being to high "

*Whoosh*

Not ordering any fries/ dessert etc and "just having some of yours" instead

C

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...


"Horses that shit on the path. The rider should jump off and scoop that poop

With what? And what do they do with the horse whilst they do that? Impossible "

Dog owners worked it out ... just saying ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Narky bus drivers"

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

3/4 length trousers on men. Just no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black nylons and white stiletto's.....NOOOO!

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Horses that shit on the path. The rider should jump off and scoop that poop

With what? And what do they do with the horse whilst they do that? Impossible

Dog owners worked it out ... just saying ..."

Haha I wouldn’t want to pick up horse poop, the poops are the size of a small child’s head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who unload all their shopping onto the checkout conveyor,realise they've forgotten several things and just go back into the store on what is effectively a second shopping trip,leaving a queue of people and an anxious store worker,wondering what the he'll is going on.

Then when they finally get back and put all the extra items on the conveyor they realise they've got some items twice and didn't really want them after all. They then just pay and saunter off without a care in the world,completely oblivious to all the inconvenience caused by their air headed incompetence.

Just for the record,I am glad this is not a crime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stealing of ones chips

Seagulls or humans ?

All birds

i went on a date once and just fancied a bag of chips to walk along the sea front with.

I asked my date if she wanted anything but she said no as she was on a diet etc which was obviously fine but I kid you not she actually took the bag off me and ate 98 % of MY bloody chips "

You clearly don't understand. Because she "stole" them off you those calories don't count.

Narky bus drivers I get. My dad is a bus driver, so I know plenty of them.

How ever milk in before tea? That's heresy. Maybe even treason!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Trout pout selfies!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big giant HD eyebrows

A girl at work asked me what I thought of her drawn on eyebrows and I said that imo she'd drawn them on to high.

She looked surprised

Surprised at the comment or she just looked surprised with them being to high "

Good Lord x

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Going the shops in pjs "

Going ANYWHERE that isn't bed, in your nightwear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake lips and fake bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk in before the cereal Lock 'em up!

C

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Soup for cats, with separate croutons...

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Fake lips and fake bums "

Yes its got ridiculous now

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Snapchat filters on anyone over the age of 14

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Fleeces worn in any way but under another garment as insulation.

Any type of trousers that are bought in the waist size the wearer used to be when they were 20 and consequently have to sit under a sizeable stomach.

The latest eyebrow fashion of giant black or brown slugs painted on in a faintly surprised expression.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horses that shit on the path. The rider should jump off and scoop that poop

With what? And what do they do with the horse whilst they do that? Impossible

Dog owners worked it out ... just saying ..."

Lol. Really? Ok

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Onesies....make my teeth hurt to see them on anyone over the age of 7.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Horses that shit on the path. The rider should jump off and scoop that poop

With what? And what do they do with the horse whilst they do that? Impossible

Dog owners worked it out ... just saying ...

Haha I wouldn’t want to pick up horse poop, the poops are the size of a small child’s head "

Tell the horse to 'stay or wait'. Put it's poo in a black bin bag, swing it around and let it goooooo up into the trees hanging off a branch.

Like some chavvy dog owners do.

It's like Christmas trees but all year round.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Putting a new loo roll on the holder with the free end closest to the wall.Thats just plain wrong."

I couldn't agree more. It just makes ablutions more difficult than it should.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Shoes with white socks

Ehhhhheeeeee shaaamon motherfucker

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Shoes with white socks

Ehhhhheeeeee shaaamon motherfucker"

Sandals with white socks pulled up mid calf

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Gainful employment. I'd give anything to be home right now.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Mcdonalds

When you have to park up and wait.

(It's no longer fast food).

You wait and your fries are boiling but your burgers gone cold.

Walkers crisps

A nice bag which is only half full. Robbing bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Putting a new loo roll on the holder with the free end closest to the wall.Thats just plain wrong."

Totally illegal

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Bread pudding.....saw it in a bakery in Hastings last week....Just had a flashback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horses that shit on the path. The rider should jump off and scoop that poop

With what? And what do they do with the horse whilst they do that? Impossible "

They could always return later without Ned and clean it up! It’s disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Putting a new loo roll on the holder with the free end closest to the wall.Thats just plain wrong.

Totally illegal "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top knots on blokes

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Sitting beside someone on a flight and spreading knees and elbows into their seat area. I swear that the next time someone does this to me, I’m going to stroke their knee and wink at them then see what they think of personal space then.

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Sitting beside someone on a flight and spreading knees and elbows into their seat area. I swear that the next time someone does this to me, I’m going to stroke their knee and wink at them then see what they think of personal space then. "

I can see you doing that to be honest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mcdonalds

When you have to park up and wait.

(It's no longer fast food).

You wait and your fries are boiling but your burgers gone cold."

That's if they get the order right.

Number of times I've been 5/6 miles up the road and find somethings missing or wrong

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Text speak - and if used out loud, a mandatory life sentence!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing jeans, trainers and football shirts, or even just jeans and trainers.

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks


"Horses that shit on the path. The rider should jump off and scoop that poop

With what? And what do they do with the horse whilst they do that? Impossible "

Its legal to tether a horse on a grass verge aside a public highway.

However, no need to scoop up manure as it doesn't carry the toxocara parasite like dog & cat poo does (which can cause blindness in humans)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Leaky biros

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Pineapple on Pizza obviously !!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Warm milk.....urgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horses that shit on the path. The rider should jump off and scoop that poop"

We don't ride on the path. Well I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horses that shit on the path. The rider should jump off and scoop that poop

We don't ride on the path. Well I don't

"

Yeah true. Didn’t see the path bit. It shouldn’t be on the path!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

allowing children out in public without a gag

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Giving people profile advice when they can't get meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"allowing children out in public without a gag "

Might be a bit young for that kink

C

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Horses that shit on the path. The rider should jump off and scoop that poop

We don't ride on the path. Well I don't

Yeah true. Didn’t see the path bit. It shouldn’t be on the path! "

Depends on the definition of "path" though - if we're talking pavement or other thing alongside a road then no horses shouldn't be on there - but what about bridleways or paths through woods/countryside that are jointly used by horse riders and walkers alike.

Moot point I know as there's a difference between horse and dog poo as someone pointed out.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Brussels Sprouts !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snapchat filters on anyone over the age of 14"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TV's the size of your living room wall when you don't own any other furnature.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"allowing children out in public without a gag

Might be a bit young for that kink

C"

Anything that stops that high pitched fucking squealing they all seem to constantly do now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh and while were on the subject I have more....

Ppl dat txt like diz should be banned from all internet activities for a decade !!

Being impolite

That Fuckin Claudia Winklewoman ad

And Starbucks should be banned from calling their drinks " Coffee " . It isn't, it's just warm milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brussels Sprouts !!"

And Jerusalem bloody artichokes

Brilliant for a high fibre diet but the pebble dashing is horrendous

Too much information?

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"Stealing of ones chips

Seagulls or humans ?

All birds

i went on a date once and just fancied a bag of chips to walk along the sea front with.

I asked my date if she wanted anything but she said no as she was on a diet etc which was obviously fine but I kid you not she actually took the bag off me and ate 98 % of MY bloody chips "
So otherwise after this she,d had her chips with you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"allowing children out in public without a gag

Might be a bit young for that kink

C

Anything that stops that high pitched fucking squealing they all seem to constantly do now "

Ear defenders or gagging the kids - which one will get you more attention

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

People stopping dead in front of you when you're out,whilst looking at mobiles.

Not saying thanks when you hold a door open or let someone past.

Snapchat filters on adults.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stealing of ones chips

Seagulls or humans ?

All birds "

Even fatbird??

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Putting milk in with the teabag before you add water

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Putting milk in with the teabag before you add water "
Life in Prison for this one deffo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Putting milk in with the teabag before you add water Life in Prison for this one deffo "

Ooopps x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Putting milk in with the teabag before you add water Life in Prison for this one deffo

Ooopps x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking a cock pic and not dealing with your pubic topiary first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greg Wallace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milk in before the cereal Lock 'em up!

C"

Who does that?!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Greg Wallace."

It's Gregg - he's been known to rant on Twitter when people get it wrong - but yes I agree with you

There's a whole host of "celebs" I could name - Amanda Holden, Katie Price, Katie Hopkins....I could be here all day with that list!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TV programs that constantly re-cap what you’ve literally just watched. All aimed at having a show for an hour which was only designed to last 15 minutes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using the sky remote as a unit of measure."

People do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big giant HD eyebrows

A girl at work asked me what I thought of her drawn on eyebrows and I said that imo she'd drawn them on to high.

She looked surprised

Surprised at the comment or she just looked surprised with them being to high

Good Lord x"
clearly it was a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milk in before the cereal Lock 'em up!

C

Who does that?!"

Psychopaths. That's who

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying you don’t want anything from the shop/takeaway/bar then sharing some of mine!

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

The Conservative Party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something a bit more real...parents/shop workers who pierce babies ears...child cruelty if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something a bit more real...parents/shop workers who pierce babies ears...child cruelty if you ask me"

I agree. (awaits backlash!)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Runny eggs.

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

Stand in a checkout queue 5 in front then when it's their turn have to start burrowing in the bottom of their purse /pockets for some money to pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What things are legal but shouldn't be so that you can take someone to court.

Keep it lighthearted and fun

Women wearing sexy lingerie and socks because their feet are cold"

Do women really do this???

I wouldn't dream of it

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By *ewbieCouple400Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Using the sky remote as a unit of measure."

Or as a dildo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TV programs that constantly re-cap what you’ve literally just watched. All aimed at having a show for an hour which was only designed to last 15 minutes!"

Dave says it's usually for stupid American folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs.

Everything about them should be illegal.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Crocs.

Everything about them should be illegal."

The scaly little green buggers have been around since the dinosaurs- you can't outlaw them

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Serving food on anything other than plates...

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Serving food on anything other than plates... "

Soup?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"22 dick pics from different angles on a fab profile "

Only 22?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Something a bit more real...parents/shop workers who pierce babies ears...child cruelty if you ask me

I agree. (awaits backlash!)"

I always refused to peirce ears on any child under the age of 12.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Women drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something a bit more real...parents/shop workers who pierce babies ears...child cruelty if you ask me

I agree. (awaits backlash!)

I always refused to peirce ears on any child under the age of 12."

I gave mine the choice at age 10. One did one didn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walking around with your hands down your trousers.

Jogging bottoms outside of a gym or your own house.

Crocs.

"

I second this, need a third and motion is passed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mcdonalds

When you have to park up and wait.

(It's no longer fast food).

You wait and your fries are boiling but your burgers gone cold.

That's if they get the order right.

Number of times I've been 5/6 miles up the road and find somethings missing or wrong "

Dont go to the frive in, they fuck you at the drive in !

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Parents getting children in/out of the car, directly into the road.

It isn't that hard to get them to slide accross the seat & out onto the pavement safely.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Big giant HD eyebrows

A girl at work asked me what I thought of her drawn on eyebrows and I said that imo she'd drawn them on to high.

She looked surprised

Surprised at the comment or she just looked surprised with them being to high "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top knots on blokes"

Yep! They look ridiculous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TV programs that constantly re-cap what you’ve literally just watched. All aimed at having a show for an hour which was only designed to last 15 minutes!

Dave says it's usually for stupid American folk "

Lots of UK programmes do it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Builders buns

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"Putting jam first on scones "

Putting cream on scones you mean

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"Putting jam first on scones "

Putting cream on scones you mean

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"Crocs & socks

Agreed! Punishable by death after the first warning "

What about the socks with sandals then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Greg Wallace."

^^^ this though hahahahahaha

That’s Yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting bags on seats in trains and buses!

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Ugg boots. "

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By *an and nikkiCouple
over a year ago

TUMBLE

Rude customers! Especially the ones who answer there phone whilst your trying to serve them.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Scratch and sniff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alternative medicine.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Slapping cyclists arses as you drive by"

I'm not entirely sure that is legal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slapping cyclists arses as you drive by

I'm not entirely sure that is legal "

I'm entirely sure that's illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs and socks!! people wearing sandals and shorts when it’s cold! Convertible drivers with the roof down in the winter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugg boots. "
the fake ones where the heel is caving in! Haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking. Probably been said, but can’t be arsed to scroll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grown men wearing Full football kit. Or any football top for that matter. Grow up, dress like an adult.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Skin tight leggings & top that goes to waist only showing underwear & ripples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cycling on the pavement... oh wait, it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobility scooters for people who don’t need them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cycling on the pavement... oh wait, it is! "

Oh god - why are people so anti cyclist?

Get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing music on your phone without earphones.

People always want to share shit music with the world then get upset that my phones louder and I got Kublai Khan on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cycling on the pavement... oh wait, it is!

Oh god - why are people so anti cyclist?

Get over it "

They’re just angry cause they travel for free, burn fat instead of oil and aren’t confided to there tin boxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horses that shit on the path. The rider should jump off and scoop that poop

With what? And what do they do with the horse whilst they do that? Impossible "
carry a big bin liner with you.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I see youngsters on their phone like Alan Sugar is setting the latest challenge to a load of people decked out in M+S finest clobber.

Holding the phone horizontally flat, walking and talking. Instead the usual upright next to your face, usual technique.

It's not the apprentice, it's not a conference call, the TV audience don't need to hear it. Stop it.

Not all their phones are broke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cycling on the pavement... oh wait, it is!

Oh god - why are people so anti cyclist?

Get over it

They’re just angry cause they travel for free, burn fat instead of oil and aren’t confided to there tin boxes. "

Haha yeahhhhhh!

I say prison for the cyclist haters

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Cycling on the pavement... oh wait, it is!

Oh god - why are people so anti cyclist?

Get over it "

My front door is right on the pavement. I'd like kids (it's only kids) to stop riding on the pavement by my house please.

I shouldn't have to follow the green cross code just to walk safely out my front door. It happens regularly through each day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see youngsters on their phone like Alan Sugar is setting the latest challenge to a load of people decked out in M+S finest clobber.

Holding the phone horizontally flat, walking and talking. Instead the usual upright next to your face, usual technique.

It's not the apprentice, it's not a conference call, the TV audience don't need to hear it. Stop it.

Not all their phones are broke."

Just use social justice and join in with the conversation, give em the benefit of your knowledge.............................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cycling on the pavement... oh wait, it is!

Oh god - why are people so anti cyclist?

Get over it "

I only cycle on pavement when there's no one else on there

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I see youngsters on their phone like Alan Sugar is setting the latest challenge to a load of people decked out in M+S finest clobber.

Holding the phone horizontally flat, walking and talking. Instead the usual upright next to your face, usual technique.

It's not the apprentice, it's not a conference call, the TV audience don't need to hear it. Stop it.

Not all their phones are broke.

Just use social justice and join in with the conversation, give em the benefit of your knowledge............................. "

Dare accepted. I'll save it until my Daughter is with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum police who are offended for every body else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see youngsters on their phone like Alan Sugar is setting the latest challenge to a load of people decked out in M+S finest clobber.

Holding the phone horizontally flat, walking and talking. Instead the usual upright next to your face, usual technique.

It's not the apprentice, it's not a conference call, the TV audience don't need to hear it. Stop it.

Not all their phones are broke.

Just use social justice and join in with the conversation, give em the benefit of your knowledge.............................

Dare accepted. I'll save it until my Daughter is with me"

Oh I do it all the fucking time, especially when they are on about boys or girls.

The advice I offer, I think is excellent and appreciated.

‘She sounds like a two bagger dude’

‘Wow girl, he sounds like a proper cock womble’

‘Yeah she needs to dump him and work her way through his mates’

‘Forget what your going to wear, just offer em oral and anal straight away’

Etc

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By *ozzytruck69Couple
over a year ago

Kingston upon Hull


"Mobility scooters for people who don’t need them."
Don't get me started on this one,we live in Benidorm ffs

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden


"Greg Wallace.

It's Gregg - he's been known to rant on Twitter when people get it wrong - but yes I agree with you

There's a whole host of "celebs" I could name - Amanda Holden, Katie Price, Katie Hopkins....I could be here all day with that list!! "

Katie Hopkins.

Oh yes. Involuntary Euthanasia for her

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"Mobility scooters for people who don’t need them. Don't get me started on this one,we live in Benidorm ffs "

A mate uses one, as he doesn't need to pay for insurance or tax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cycling on the pavement... oh wait, it is!

Oh god - why are people so anti cyclist?

Get over it "

I'm not anti cyclist, you're just supposed to do it on the road. And stop for red lights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cycling on the pavement... oh wait, it is!

Oh god - why are people so anti cyclist?

Get over it

They’re just angry cause they travel for free, burn fat instead of oil and aren’t confided to there tin boxes. "

Small jump to the wrong conclusion

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Mobility scooters for people who don’t need them. Don't get me started on this one,we live in Benidorm ffs "

I blame Madge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cycling on the pavement... oh wait, it is!

Oh god - why are people so anti cyclist?

Get over it

I'm not anti cyclist, you're just supposed to do it on the road. And stop for red lights. "

And zebra crossings, I had a cyclist off who wasn’t stopping at one once.

He actually tried to tell me to get out the way, in his polystyrene mushroom hat and Lycra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mobility scooters for people who don’t need them. Don't get me started on this one,we live in Benidorm ffs

I blame Madge"

I went for a day last year and it is actually full of them!! It’s just like the show. Sooo funny.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Marmite. Just wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reality TV shows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marmite. Just wrong."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men wearing shoes without socks."

Yes, yes and thrice yes. Especially with a nice suit. Why, just why?

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