FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is Rant Day

By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Let's go 'round again

Maybe we'll turn back the hands of time

I highly doubt that but you can have a rant and see how it goes. Remember - preferences, filters and not replying will be dealt with swiftly and with little patience.

Let’s unburden ourselves of our heavy loads before the weekend.

Party on dudes

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Time differences and miles.

Same as last week.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I have one .... I have heartburn. It has woken me up. I don’t get heartburn. Suitable cures welcome

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I have one .... I have heartburn. It has woken me up. I don’t get heartburn. Suitable cures welcome

Milk?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I have one .... I have heartburn. It has woken me up. I don’t get heartburn. Suitable cures welcome

Milk?"

I’ve just had some milk so I’m hoping that will do it.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I have one .... I have heartburn. It has woken me up. I don’t get heartburn. Suitable cures welcome

Milk?

I’ve just had some milk so I’m hoping that will do it. "

See I told you Babs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I have one .... I have heartburn. It has woken me up. I don’t get heartburn. Suitable cures welcome

Milk?

I’ve just had some milk so I’m hoping that will do it.

See I told you Babs

I’m on my second (small) glass

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I have one .... I have heartburn. It has woken me up. I don’t get heartburn. Suitable cures welcome

Milk?

I’ve just had some milk so I’m hoping that will do it.

See I told you Babs

I’m on my second (small) glass

Also, if you can, try not to lay on your back. If you can sleep propped up a little that should help too

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

It's only 17 minutes into Thursday, and all is well here, no rants.

I'm sure some cunt will come along and change that though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teenager WHY are they such natural cunts

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I have one .... I have heartburn. It has woken me up. I don’t get heartburn. Suitable cures welcome

Milk?

I’ve just had some milk so I’m hoping that will do it.

See I told you Babs

I’m on my second (small) glass

Also, if you can, try not to lay on your back. If you can sleep propped up a little that should help too"

Oh I’ll try that as well. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teenager WHY are they such natural cunts"

You should know the answer..you were one once

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Teenager WHY are they such natural cunts"

Because they have been allowed to be before reaching their teenage years! I never was one!

Rant over

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Restless leg, it’s just woken me, nothing wakes me, I’m not happy

* Actually there is something that wakes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teenager WHY are they such natural cunts

You should know the answer..you were one once

I still am thats not the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

Cut off your hands like i had to now i feel nothing

(No hands were harmed in typing this bullshit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

Cut off your hands like i had to now i feel nothing

(No hands were harmed in typing this bullshit)"

Then I can't try and distract myself by making inane comments and threads...

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

What!! Is this the date (date)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

Cut off your hands like i had to now i feel nothing

(No hands were harmed in typing this bullshit)

Then I can't try and distract myself by making inane comments and threads... "

Get one of those stephen hawking robot machines to type for you chair to you were saying how much you wanted a mobility scootet 2 birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

What!! Is this the date (date)"

Yes

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

What!! Is this the date (date)

Yes

..........

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

What!! Is this the date (date)

Yes

..........

It never works the long distance thingy even though I've been made to believe it can in the past. What a bloody shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

What!! Is this the date (date)

Yes

..........

It never works the long distance thingy even though I've been made to believe it can in the past. What a bloody shame

That's true. We were both in denial, I think. The reality has hit extremely hard. I'll never risk long distance again. It hurts too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants from me yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

What!! Is this the date (date)

Yes

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It never works the long distance thingy even though I've been made to believe it can in the past. What a bloody shame

That's true. We were both in denial, I think. The reality has hit extremely hard. I'll never risk long distance again. It hurts too much. "

I hate to see you hurt like this

now have a tbagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

What!! Is this the date (date)

Yes

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It never works the long distance thingy even though I've been made to believe it can in the past. What a bloody shame

That's true. We were both in denial, I think. The reality has hit extremely hard. I'll never risk long distance again. It hurts too much.

I hate to see you hurt like this

now have a tbagging "

Please don't send me a pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

What!! Is this the date (date)

Yes

..........

It never works the long distance thingy even though I've been made to believe it can in the past. What a bloody shame

That's true. We were both in denial, I think. The reality has hit extremely hard. I'll never risk long distance again. It hurts too much.

I hate to see you hurt like this

now have a tbagging

Please don't send me a pic

Oh and you bloody did!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

What!! Is this the date (date)

Yes

..........

It never works the long distance thingy even though I've been made to believe it can in the past. What a bloody shame

That's true. We were both in denial, I think. The reality has hit extremely hard. I'll never risk long distance again. It hurts too much.

I hate to see you hurt like this

now have a tbagging

Please don't send me a pic

Oh and you bloody did!!!

"
u know me far too well its spooky

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

What!! Is this the date (date)

Yes

I know I have no power here but ...

RANT APPROVED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ending something as it wont work but we both know it wIll happen again long as we are in each others lives

Meh

Im ranting as i need to cut him dead

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Yesterday my sat nav was a complete dick and took me to the wrong place and I missed the funeral I was trying to attend

Mrs

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I've been waiting for this......

If I'm stood standing on the wobbly bridge, leaning on the handrail, motionless, looking wistfully down the Thames and enjoying the view, and you have the world's biggest headphones clamped around your head, your hands are full of some tekkie device, you're not watching where your going because your fascinated by the screen in your hands and your running like a banshee, don't act all surprised and angry when YOU run into ME.

Don't not be surprised when the collision dislodge's the aforementioned device from your clammy hands as you struggle to regain your composure and said device dissappears with a satisfying "splash" into the murky depths of the Thames.

Be even less surprised when you rant at me and in response I call you a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’m ill, my throat feels like I’ve been swallowing razor blades!

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Time differences and miles.

Same as last week."

Definitely approved - distance is a pain in the arse

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I have one .... I have heartburn. It has woken me up. I don’t get heartburn. Suitable cures welcome

Glad you got some sleep Babs and approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Restless leg, it’s just woken me, nothing wakes me, I’m not happy

* Actually there is something that wakes me

Knowing how much it takes to wake you - approved

And punishment

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

Feelings can be the worst but they can also be the best - don’t give up on them lovely

Approved with a hug

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Ending something as it wont work but we both know it wIll happen again long as we are in each others lives

Meh

Im ranting as i need to cut him dead"

That’s a tough place to be and I don’t envy you that

Approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

What!! Is this the date (date)

Yes

..........

It never works the long distance thingy even though I've been made to believe it can in the past. What a bloody shame

That's true. We were both in denial, I think. The reality has hit extremely hard. I'll never risk long distance again. It hurts too much. "

Long distance meets are shit too ...

There are only so many hoops I'm prepared to jump through...

Im sticking with local for now

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Yesterday my sat nav was a complete dick and took me to the wrong place and I missed the funeral I was trying to attend

Mrs"

Oh that’s awful

I’m sorry to hear that

Definitely approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I've been waiting for this......

Be even less surprised when you rant at me and in response I call you a cunt.

But how will they tell everyone that they have been for a run and include a variety of selfies to prove it?

They tar us serious runners with that brush so approved all day

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I've been waiting for this......

Be even less surprised when you rant at me and in response I call you a cunt.

But how will they tell everyone that they have been for a run and include a variety of selfies to prove it?

They tar us serious runners with that brush so approved all day

Ghetttttt in!!!!!

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I think I’m ill, my throat feels like I’ve been swallowing razor blades!

Having been struck with a similar lurgy and only just starting to recover, I think, I sympathise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night sweats, being a woman of a certain age they have just started and I keep waking up in the night feeling like I’m on fire from the inside. X

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Night sweats, being a woman of a certain age they have just started and I keep waking up in the night feeling like I’m on fire from the inside. X

That doesn’t sound pleasant at all

Approved and hope it stops sharpish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic on the m5 oldbury is a fcking night mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to tell someone what I think of them but can't.

Not in a good way!!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I've done something with my shoulder and I haven't a clue what,my sleep is disturbed as it's uncomfortable when I turn over and it's hard getting my tops on. Bloody annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done something with my shoulder and I haven't a clue what,my sleep is disturbed as it's uncomfortable when I turn over and it's hard getting my tops on. Bloody annoying. "

Leave your tops off

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I've done something with my shoulder and I haven't a clue what,my sleep is disturbed as it's uncomfortable when I turn over and it's hard getting my tops on. Bloody annoying.

Leave your tops off

It's getting a bit chilly for that really.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Yes I have a rant ...

If I see that Fucking Claudia Winklewoman ad one more time I will remove my own spleen and shove it up her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they put a fucking glazed cherry in your prawn cocktail.

Like what the fuck????????

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Yes I have a rant ...

If I see that Fucking Claudia Winklewoman ad one more time I will remove my own spleen and shove it up her arse

Denied. I like Claudia.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yes I have a rant ...

If I see that Fucking Claudia Winklewoman ad one more time I will remove my own spleen and shove it up her arse

Denied. I like Claudia."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to work in min. Will have lots of rants for later

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Yes I have a rant ...

If I see that Fucking Claudia Winklewoman ad one more time I will remove my own spleen and shove it up her arse

Denied. I like Claudia."

Seconded.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Yes I have a rant ...

If I see that Fucking Claudia Winklewoman ad one more time I will remove my own spleen and shove it up her arse

Denied. I like Claudia.

Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hgv drivers in the 50mph zone on motorway roadworks... driving at 60 then blasting their horns because your driving at the limit.

Wankers

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Arrived at work this morning to find the fridge had gone kaput.

Everything in it ruined, including all the prep I'd done for a 70 head buffet I have to put together today.

Fuse changed, which involved emptying an entire cupboard to get to the socket, fridge cleaned out, decided as pulled everything out to have a good clean, Thursdays are always quiet.

Not today, first food order came in 2 mins past opening followed by 9 more over next 10mins, while I frantically tried to get everything back in place.

Orders done & washing up, looked up just as the fly screen over the window fell... Hitting me straight in the face and knocking all the crockery I'd just washed onto the floor, 1 plate survived!

Covering bar while server had her break, every pint I poured, barrel needed changing... 17 steps to our cellar, well I've hit my step count for the day then!

Back in kitchen... God almighty crash.

Shelf over bar door just 'collapsed' darts, dominoes, crib pins & cards everywhere.

Ever had one of those days you should have stayed in bed?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Fun sponges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only 17 minutes into Thursday, and all is well here, no rants.

I'm sure some cunt will come along and change that though...

Sorry, this cunt didn't see the thread. If I'd known my services would be required I would have paid more attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckin rain,the motorway is like a river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I have a rant ...

If I see that Fucking Claudia Winklewoman ad one more time I will remove my own spleen and shove it up her arse

I'd pay too see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s wet. .... name anything, and I can tell you, it’s wet.

It’s not stopped p’sin down all afternoon, I’ve a roof to finish, I’ve grown away my socks (no rescuing those boys) and gel running down my face.

Today’s weather is...shit.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"It’s wet. .... name anything, and I can tell you, it’s wet.

It’s not stopped p’sin down all afternoon, I’ve a roof to finish, I’ve grown away my socks (no rescuing those boys) and gel running down my face.

Today’s weather is...shit. "

It's been lovely in that London all day.

*just sayin'.......

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Traffic on the m5 oldbury is a fcking night mare"

Always is - approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I've done something with my shoulder and I haven't a clue what,my sleep is disturbed as it's uncomfortable when I turn over and it's hard getting my tops on. Bloody annoying. "

Disturbed sleep is a killer

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Everyone has been a twatt in work todayxx

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Yes I have a rant ...

If I see that Fucking Claudia Winklewoman ad one more time I will remove my own spleen and shove it up her arse

You could just close your eyes or change the channel?

Denied

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"When they put a fucking glazed cherry in your prawn cocktail.

Like what the fuck????????

Always nice to pop a cherry

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Hgv drivers in the 50mph zone on motorway roadworks... driving at 60 then blasting their horns because your driving at the limit.

Wankers"

Knobs

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Arrived at work this morning to find the fridge had gone kaput.

Everything in it ruined, including all the prep I'd done for a 70 head buffet I have to put together today.

Fuse changed, which involved emptying an entire cupboard to get to the socket, fridge cleaned out, decided as pulled everything out to have a good clean, Thursdays are always quiet.

Not today, first food order came in 2 mins past opening followed by 9 more over next 10mins, while I frantically tried to get everything back in place.

Orders done & washing up, looked up just as the fly screen over the window fell... Hitting me straight in the face and knocking all the crockery I'd just washed onto the floor, 1 plate survived!

Covering bar while server had her break, every pint I poured, barrel needed changing... 17 steps to our cellar, well I've hit my step count for the day then!

Back in kitchen... God almighty crash.

Shelf over bar door just 'collapsed' darts, dominoes, crib pins & cards everywhere.

Ever had one of those days you should have stayed in bed? "

Bloody hell - I think you need an exorcism

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Fun sponges

I’d quite like a Super Mario sponge. That would be fun and I could wash my little...

Not that sort

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Fuckin rain,the motorway is like a river"

Then don’t use it

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"It’s wet. .... name anything, and I can tell you, it’s wet.

It’s not stopped p’sin down all afternoon, I’ve a roof to finish, I’ve grown away my socks (no rescuing those boys) and gel running down my face.

Today’s weather is...shit. "

Could be worse - could be so windy the roof is taken clean off

That would be shit

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Everyone has been a twatt in work todayxx"

Everyone? You included?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

People who think their time is more important than everyone else’s on the road!!!! Unfortunately when there is traffic the only thing you can do is go with it unless you think the rules of the road don’t apply to you. Using the right hand lane (right turn only) to jump the queue of cars in the left hand lane. Then using the yellow box to push back into the left hand lane just before reaching the junction with the traffic lights causing the traffic. Then causing queues on the opposite side of the road as the exit to turn right is now blocked. No wonder road rage is such a thing, really grinds my piss

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Fun sponges

I’d quite like a Super Mario sponge. That would be fun and I could wash my little...

Not that sort

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Nutter

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Everyone has been a twatt in work todayxx

Everyone? You included?

Yeap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!

"Hugs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone has been a twatt in work todayxx

Everyone? You included?

Yeap

Im not breathing a word of it , I got shot down in flames last time i vented

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"People who think their time is more important than everyone else’s on the road!!!! Unfortunately when there is traffic the only thing you can do is go with it unless you think the rules of the road don’t apply to you. Using the right hand lane (right turn only) to jump the queue of cars in the left hand lane. Then using the yellow box to push back into the left hand lane just before reaching the junction with the traffic lights causing the traffic. Then causing queues on the opposite side of the road as the exit to turn right is now blocked. No wonder road rage is such a thing, really grinds my piss

But what do you really think of it darling?

Approved - there are several roads near me where people hop out of one lane to beat traffic and it winds me up

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Everyone has been a twatt in work todayxx

Everyone? You included?

Yeap

Ranting about yourself? Novel

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Everyone has been a twatt in work todayxx

Everyone? You included?

Yeap

Ranting about yourself? Novel

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

‘I have 4 cars but only room for 2 on my driveway, so I’ll park my precious top of the range BMW 7 series over your driveway’

Think again you spineless knob sending your teenage daughter to the door to sort it out.

I don’t think he’ll park there again as he nearly had to go through a tree to move it because I’d parked that close to his bumper.

Rant over

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"‘I have 4 cars but only room for 2 on my driveway, so I’ll park my precious top of the range BMW 7 series over your driveway’

Think again you spineless knob sending your teenage daughter to the door to sort it out.

I don’t think he’ll park there again as he nearly had to go through a tree to move it because I’d parked that close to his bumper.

Rant over

he’s a brave man!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"‘I have 4 cars but only room for 2 on my driveway, so I’ll park my precious top of the range BMW 7 series over your driveway’

Think again you spineless knob sending your teenage daughter to the door to sort it out.

I don’t think he’ll park there again as he nearly had to go through a tree to move it because I’d parked that close to his bumper.

Rant over

he’s a brave man! "

He is today

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By *ouchyfeelyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Last gasp of phase 1 is outdoor and phase 2 is not due to start till Wednesday (I'm a commercial/industrial painter). This rain can get itself shafted for the next week x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think again you spineless knob sending your teenage daughter to the door to sort it out.

Was she fit? Is she on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s wet. .... name anything, and I can tell you, it’s wet.

It’s not stopped p’sin down all afternoon, I’ve a roof to finish, I’ve grown away my socks (no rescuing those boys) and gel running down my face.

Today’s weather is...shit.

Could be worse - could be so windy the roof is taken clean off

That would be shit

Denied

Sorry, I forgot to explain about the roof of my workshop....you can shove that ‘denied’ up your ass and hand me a nod of approval.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"It’s wet. .... name anything, and I can tell you, it’s wet.

It’s not stopped p’sin down all afternoon, I’ve a roof to finish, I’ve grown away my socks (no rescuing those boys) and gel running down my face.

Today’s weather is...shit.

Could be worse - could be so windy the roof is taken clean off

That would be shit

Denied

Sorry, I forgot to explain about the roof of my workshop....you can shove that ‘denied’ up your ass and hand me a nod of approval.

Thank you for calling Thursday is Rant Day. As today is Friday, none of our operatives are available. If you are calling to dispute a rant decision, please hang up and call 1-800-WEDONTGIVEASHIT and they may be able to help you. Have a wonderful day

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