FabSwingers.com forum: Things that should be good, but are a bit shit

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll start - Greggs sea salt and cider vinegar crisps. Not enough flavour and too crunchy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A high flying career. One day you turn around and realise that you've dedicated your life to someone else's dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Everton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lidl rhubarb and ginger gin liqueur... sounds lovely but a bit insipid and you can't taste the ginger

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Scalextric.

It's car racing, you can have any shape of track you like.

But you spend most of your time fetching a car from under the sofa because you squeezed 0.1% too hard approaching a bend.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

(Generally) churros.

I've had them once when they weren't disappointing, but mostly I'm e petting them to be way better than they actually are

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Fabswingers.com

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Anal

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Painal*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doughnuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doughnuts."

What a fucking let down they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tit wanks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Suzuki motorbikes, ma mate had 2 of them. I had to strip down and repair the engine in both of them

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Sky tv

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Anything salted caramel flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll start - Greggs sea salt and cider vinegar crisps. Not enough flavour and too crunchy!"

Greggs do crisps?!?

Ben and Jerry's cookie dough s'witch up and birthday cake ice creams... They are both really nice, but not as good as I was expecting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any thing a teenager thinks is a must have but really it's just more and more crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Painal*"

I have to agree with this ^^

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Suzuki motorbikes, ma mate had 2 of them. I had to strip down and repair the engine in both of them

Hmm, think your mate may have been thrashing the hell out both bikes.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Fish and chips....only ever good at the seaside.

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Doughnuts.

What a fucking let down they are."

Give over... Fresh doughnuts, there's nowt finer mmmmm

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Fish and chips....only ever good at the seaside."

Yea, Somehow better for some unexplained reason

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Doughnuts.

What a fucking let down they are.

Give over... Fresh doughnuts, there's nowt finer mmmmm "

Agreed , a warm sugary donut is a thing of beauty.....yum

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By *ll That Ass 67Woman
over a year ago

Kettering

"Painal*

I have to agree with this ^^"

Double agree ...even with extra lube ....yeouch..

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I'll start - Greggs sea salt and cider vinegar crisps. Not enough flavour and too crunchy!"

Anything from Greggs in fact. Don’t go there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas

In the bin you!

Christmas is FAB!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legoland.

Wanted to go since I was a kid, so took our kids last year. It's "okay" but it's just another theme park I guess...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab at 5am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fidget spinners. How the fuck did THEY become popular!?

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By *aughty1919Man
over a year ago

Lancaster

Blackpool pleasure beach its not as pleasurable as you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man city in Europe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fish and chips....only ever good at the seaside."

And out of the paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French Cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nipple piercings....it’s like sucking on a jelly tot with a nail in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umbrellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feelings "

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Umbrellas"

Pointless they are

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Legoland.

Wanted to go since I was a kid, so took our kids last year. It's "okay" but it's just another theme park I guess..."

I was going to say that

But I’ll say Miller and Carter restaurants

I fact most franchised restaurants

Big let down

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Smartphone.. supposed to make life easier only serve to complicate and reduce free time...

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Life"

You won’t say that if you were given a serious diagnosis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowjobs

Anal

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

What’s wrong with anal. Your obviously not relaxed enough. Just take a deep breath before hand and exhale when you feel the pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life

You won’t say that if you were given a serious diagnosis"

Why would that be relevant, I don’t get the connection ?!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Waxing .... your lady bits .... painnnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much every film you watch.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Nandos, the most overrated 'restaurant' ever!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nandos, the most overrated 'restaurant' ever!!!!"

True that

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Periods

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Birthdays

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Anniversaries lol

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Co habitation!

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By *ice guy for couplesMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Daytime radio2 .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll start - Greggs sea salt and cider vinegar crisps. Not enough flavour and too crunchy!"

Where crisps are concerned, there is no such thing as TOO crunchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nandos, the most overrated 'restaurant' ever!!!!"

Glad I've never been then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nandos, the most overrated 'restaurant' ever!!!!

True that"

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Nandos, the most overrated 'restaurant' ever!!!!"

I'm glad I'm not alone on this one. My friends all rave about it and I'm like MEH.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Painal*

I have to agree with this ^^

Double agree ...even with extra lube ....yeouch..

Triple agree

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Marriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fish and chips....only ever good at the seaside."

Generally, I'd agree ... though I did buy fish & chips from a place in Llandudno and they were fkin frozen chips

I was outraged

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Chocolate fountains

Hot velvety, divine and decadent melting beautiful chocolate with dippy stuff. Should be heaven.

Actually sweet, powdery, does it even contain chocolate? tastes and looks like shit.

Ultimate let down.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving birth

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

That last fart

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"That last fart "

Was there follow through?

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

"That last fart

Was there follow through?"

I thought it was a round of applause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waffles. They taste of .... well nothing really.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Supermarket made Lasagne. Morrisons big £5 family one.

It's really heavy but is tasteless. Would be value for money if it tasted of something, preferably Lasagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas , New Year etc ...

Major let down!

Muffins they look like an awesome cake - but they're just a spongey dry letdown

Fucking strangers - yawn - usually a letdown you might as well have a nice safe wank

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Nipple piercings....it’s like sucking on a jelly tot with a nail in it "

Hahaha first forum laugh of the day...so true !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun size mars bars or marathons ( snickers , depending on age range ) . Don't taste the same as the normal size !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last Jurassic World film.

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

Margate funfair..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want a donut now

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By *rebor1955Man
over a year ago

Bristol

One Direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"French Cars"

I disagree.. Had French cars for years and all have been brilliant. My latest is a DS4... Bloody wonderful!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Club biscuits, chocolate is so thin you can see the biscuit underneath - pffff

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Giving birth "

Only because you all make such a fuss about it. Man up!

My first wife screamed and screamed. Mind you, that was just during the conception!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

James Bond. I have never watched one though. Been in a room when on but never sat through and never will.

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Sky remotes ... well maybe not them but what people do with them on here is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee. "

Instant yes.

Freshly ground is the best on the planet.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Fruit teabags. Smell amazing,but usually taste like you've brewed the cardboard box rather than the teabag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fruit teabags. Smell amazing,but usually taste like you've brewed the cardboard box rather than the teabag."

That is a fact!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Playing retro computer games. You have a huge rose tinted nostalgia for games you played on the C64, NES, SNES, Megadrive, Game Gear, Amiga etc as a kid. So you download an emulator or buy one of those preloaded consoles, fire up your favourite childhood game all excited, then within 5 minutes your eyes are hurting from the incredibly dated graphics and the game itself isn't half as fun to play as you remember it being...

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Fruit teabags. Smell amazing,but usually taste like you've brewed the cardboard box rather than the teabag.

That is a fact!

Organic peppermint are the only nice ones

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Anyone who says Anal you're doing it wrong

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Anyone who says Alan you're doing it wrong "

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Parks. You take your child, hoping for 30 minutes of peace while they get fresh air and exercise and you get to you check your ,ahem, messages.

In reality they either fall off something, over something or under something in the first 10 mins or get attacked by geese/squirrels/dog poops.

Bloody parks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parks. You take your child, hoping for 30 minutes of peace while they get fresh air and exercise and you get to you check your ,ahem, messages.

In reality they either fall off something, over something or under something in the first 10 mins or get attacked by geese/squirrels/dog poops.

Bloody parks."

Haha yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parks. You take your child, hoping for 30 minutes of peace while they get fresh air and exercise and you get to you check your ,ahem, messages.

In reality they either fall off something, over something or under something in the first 10 mins or get attacked by geese/squirrels/dog poops.

Bloody parks."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parks. You take your child, hoping for 30 minutes of peace while they get fresh air and exercise and you get to you check your ,ahem, messages.

In reality they either fall off something, over something or under something in the first 10 mins or get attacked by geese/squirrels/dog poops.

Bloody parks."

Yes!

That or you go for a quick half hour to burn their energy off before other plans, then find 2-3 hours later your phone died an hour ago, your bored to death and can't get the kids to leave with out threatening to leave without them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadbury chocolate since they changed the recipe - it just tastes like sweet lard to me now. Still that's good for my diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man utd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fruit teabags. Smell amazing,but usually taste like you've brewed the cardboard box rather than the teabag.

That is a fact!

Organic peppermint are the only nice ones"

No the only ones I like are Lemon and Ginger,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s wrong with anal. Your obviously not relaxed enough. Just take a deep breath before hand and exhale when you feel the pressure

And get the receiver to move back onto the giver rather than push forward for first entry - makes a difference.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"What’s wrong with anal. Your obviously not relaxed enough. Just take a deep breath before hand and exhale when you feel the pressure

And get the receiver to move back onto the giver rather than push forward for first entry - makes a difference."

Thats if you want it, but as does nothing for me its a no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A high flying career. One day you turn around and realise that you've dedicated your life to someone else's dream."

Never too late to be what you could’ve been!

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Pets ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fab,first meet

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By *om and BarbaraCouple
over a year ago

Moreton in Marsh

"Life"

So true

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Hold me in knickers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the 80's films you loved as a kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mars bars. It used to be like a choc attack meal on its own . Now there shit.i hate it when people take out all the shit to make things "nice"

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Parks. You take your child, hoping for 30 minutes of peace while they get fresh air and exercise and you get to you check your ,ahem, messages.

In reality they either fall off something, over something or under something in the first 10 mins or get attacked by geese/squirrels/dog poops.

Bloody parks."

Parks. Oh yea.

Screaming/loud kids (the sort of screaming that goes right through you)

Dog crap everywhere

Yea - getting attacked by geese/swan or something.

Joggers, cyclists.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Blackpool pleasure beach its not as pleasurable as you think

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blackpool pleasure beach its not as pleasurable as you think

Bugger

That laughing bloke used to scare the shit outta me!! Is he still there?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Jelly.

It used to be nice when I was a kid, now it's rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guns n roses. One great album and then they nosedived. Same with Metallica after 1988

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

The Stone Roses. Generally crap live and Broon can't holler fer toffeh!

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Coca Cola.. Pepsi Cola.. Cola no matter the names

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Coca Cola.. Pepsi Cola.. Cola no matter the names

Inca cola is great, shame you can't get it over here

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Blackpool pleasure beach its not as pleasurable as you think

Bugger

That laughing bloke used to scare the shit outta me!! Is he still there?"

Lol how would I know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doughnuts.

What a fucking let down they are."

Krispy creme ... very over priced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Umbrellas

Pointless they are

I buy them cheap as I either lose them or forget them or they break when it's windy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every new iPhone release, what a let down...every year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every new iPhone release, what a let down...every year!"

Do you upgrade every year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every new iPhone release, what a let down...every year!

Do you upgrade every year?"

Hell no, I’d have to remortgage every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"French Cars

I disagree.. Had French cars for years and all have been brilliant. My latest is a DS4... Bloody wonderful! "

I vowed never to have another French car again after having several. I did a swap for some household central heating parts for the last one.

That was a reasonably decent car, cost me nothing and it was still shit.

Some of them drive reasonably well. Some of them lol. Most are utter turds, usually with a noisy Diesel engine. Grim.

The main crux is that all of them are awful to work on. Lots of sharp edges to slice your hands on, poor access to parts that they must have built the car around and why is the wiring all the same sodding colour?! Arrrggghhhh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scalextric.

It's car racing, you can have any shape of track you like.

But you spend most of your time fetching a car from under the sofa because you squeezed 0.1% too hard approaching a bend."

Buy some better hand controllers. Problem solved. Much more “driveable” then.

Used to use a scalextric set to decide what we were having for tea in one of my shared houses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God yes churros......

Should be heavenly fresh fried doughnut yummy goodness, but often tasteless curly dog things dipped in some non descript 'chocolate' based goo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop music

Belgium

Studio porn

Coffee

Wagon wheels

London

The government

Formula One

Fake boobs

Football

Nightclubs

The list is endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Painal*

I have to agree with this ^^"

Me too!

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Definitely this place.

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Angel delight... definitely not the same as I remember

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Electric hand brakes.

Clear lenses on indicators.

Stupid keyless keys/hiding spots/hidden start switches

all of these on new cars are totally crap.

Buses with the name Stagecoach on them.

New houses with cardboard walls, tiny gardens and no pavements.

Touchscreen phones.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

My sexlife!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Anything with these words:

LO SALT

LO FAT

LO SUGAR

LO CALORIES

Low taste more like!

Low on W's as well. Learn to spell, will ya!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

England football teams

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over a year ago

Sex in the shower. Awkward and dangerous, end up concentrating that hard on not slipping you don't get to enjoy the sex.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Anything with these words:

LO SALT

LO FAT

LO SUGAR

LO CALORIES

Low taste more like!

Low on W's as well. Learn to spell, will ya!"

Those “W’s” must be expensive or something

Also when your a kebab place and everything Has ‘n’ instead of and

Poor ‘N’

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Jelly.

It used to be nice when I was a kid, now it's rubbish."

That's because you're not lacing it with champers, vodka or sherry.

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By *mMrbrightsideMan
over a year ago

wakefield

Driving Chris Evans Ferrari...it was shit and I nearly crashed it

New York same as London.....busy with loads of foreigners

Lobster......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackpool all seems good on the prom but go behind that what a shit hole

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Fish and chips....only ever good at the seaside."

My local chippy is devine!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Fish and chips....only ever good at the seaside.

My local chippy is devine!

Even divine.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Selectes forumites threads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burgers at a funfair, they smell amazing but are truly disgusting x

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Iphones

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

"Lidl rhubarb and ginger gin liqueur... sounds lovely but a bit insipid and you can't taste the ginger"

And its only 14%

Get the whitley neill one

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Sex in the shower. Awkward and dangerous, end up concentrating that hard on not slipping you don't get to enjoy the sex. "

Mmmn, depends who you're with...

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Sex in the shower. Awkward and dangerous, end up concentrating that hard on not slipping you don't get to enjoy the sex.

Mmmn, depends who you're with..."

If you have a big enough shower or bath maybe you could ride me cowgirl style? Rodeo and RADOX. Good clean fun.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Errr, my jokes. Apparently.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Xmas lunch at the pub.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Life. Big sigh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarborough...thought we would pick a nice town to visit in the summer...turned out its just like blackpool without being sandblasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsenal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sloppy thirds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arsenal

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Star Wars

Harry Potter

Oreos

Great marketing, lousy let down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doughnuts.

What a fucking let down they are."

Sorry to correct you...

Sainsbury's jam doughnuts are beautiful. All other doughnuts are disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chick flicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doughnuts.

What a fucking let down they are.

Sorry to correct you...

Sainsbury's jam doughnuts are beautiful. All other doughnuts are disappointing."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

CCTV and the old bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Villa at the mo

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

MS WINDOWS updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither. Man Utd shouldn’t be good and there not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Villa at the mo

Now, which three of those words were superfluous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Villa at the mo

Now, which three of those words were superfluous?

Lmao

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Radio 1

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"CCTV and the old bill"

Big brother is watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public bus services!

New ones get rolled out - great idea then most of them are cancelled or breakdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

england

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy Sundays... raining and no obligations but just get bored!!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A high flying career. One day you turn around and realise that you've dedicated your life to someone else's dream."

So true that's why I started my own business and now I reap the rewards best thing I ever did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The single life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lidl rhubarb and ginger gin liqueur... sounds lovely but a bit insipid and you can't taste the ginger"

Have a go at making your own, dead easy. I'm making an orange and cranberry next month ready for Christmas

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Public bus services!

New ones get rolled out - great idea then most of them are cancelled or breakdown "

True, seen a LOT of buses broken down in last few years, usually at busy junction or something.

I remember a while ago there was a bus broken down on a roundabout, bloody caused Chaos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pogba.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public transport

KISS (the band)

The EU

Cosmetic surgery

Marshmallows

The royals

David Haye

Air travel

Social media

Customer service

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