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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I was bored at home and decided to play around on Google and found the following:

Dutch Oven:

"Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one."

I suspect that this might be grounds for divorce... or at the very least, banishment to the couch.

I may never use my Le Creuset again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standard procedure in a relationship over 6 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nice to share is it not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Standard procedure in a relationship over 6 months."

Are you single?

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

My ex used to hate when I did that.....maybe that's why it didn't work out hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Standard procedure in a relationship over 6 months.

Are you single? "

How very forward of you.

Can't wait later than a day over 6 months?

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"Standard procedure in a relationship over 6 months."

Accurate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You guys must be joking... we've been together 15 years and we still bolt to the loo if one of us needs to float an air biscuit!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It's when you drop a bouncing betty that they know you love them.

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet


"So I was bored at home and decided to play around on Google and found the following:

Dutch Oven:

"Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one."

I suspect that this might be grounds for divorce... or at the very least, banishment to the couch.

I may never use my Le Creuset again..."

Ha I didn't initially look at this, like who the hell is talking about cooking.

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