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By *eyoooo OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why talk to them if you don't even think that they're that nice? Life's too short mate.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Easy when a 4 rolls up on a 4.5 and that 4.5 is a woman and she's on fab well she's actually a 12 now

It's supply and demand and they control the market bucko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy when a 4 rolls up on a 4.5 and that 4.5 is a woman and she's on fab well she's actually a 12 now

It's supply and demand and they control the market bucko"

See? They get it.

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By *eyoooo OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Easy when a 4 rolls up on a 4.5 and that 4.5 is a woman and she's on fab well she's actually a 12 now

It's supply and demand and they control the market bucko"

see Evan u saying this like if all h girls were so nice and the single ones mainly u would not need this to get dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell them to do one then

unless you are desperate that is

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By *idingawayCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Boys are ALOT worse!!!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

The needy ones are best, Just give them what they need.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4


"Easy when a 4 rolls up on a 4.5 and that 4.5 is a woman and she's on fab well she's actually a 12 now

It's supply and demand and they control the market buckosee Evan u saying this like if all h girls were so nice and the single ones mainly u would not need this to get dick "

I'm sorry I don't listen to hiphop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The needy ones are best, Just give them what they need."

What if they need to turn a little cray cray and feel the urge to kill you in your sleep though?

Asking for a friend.

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet


"Easy when a 4 rolls up on a 4.5 and that 4.5 is a woman and she's on fab well she's actually a 12 now

It's supply and demand and they control the market bucko

See? They get it. "

I'm only here to waste time, my raging horn and desires can take a back seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate, you need to go back to school and freshen up on those English lessons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what you're expecting.

It's probably easier just to pick women up in bars tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't that demanding, rather than needy?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

When you get inundated with messages and offers you get to be picky. And when you get inundated with ridiculous and unsuitable messages it generally serves your interests to do just that.

And not all of us "have" to use Fab to get laid. Good grief.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm guessing the OP, isn't having the success he thought he'd have when he signed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy when a 4 rolls up on a 4.5 and that 4.5 is a woman and she's on fab well she's actually a 12 now

It's supply and demand and they control the market buckosee Evan u saying this like if all h girls were so nice and the single ones mainly u would not need this to get dick "

Maybe they aren’t looking for dicks.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm guessing the OP, isn't having the success he thought he'd have when he signed up "

Quite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me "

What did he say?????

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"Depends what you're expecting.

It's probably easier just to pick women up in bars tbh."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm guessing the OP, isn't having the success he thought he'd have when he signed up "

Aww bless him. I wonder if anyone will throw him a pity shag. He seems a bit needy

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"The needy ones are best, Just give them what they need.

What if they need to turn a little cray cray and feel the urge to kill you in your sleep though?

Asking for a friend. "

What self respecting fab guy spends the night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The needy ones are best, Just give them what they need.

What if they need to turn a little cray cray and feel the urge to kill you in your sleep though?

Asking for a friend.

What self respecting fab guy spends the night? "

Good point well made.

Cum and run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

People are here for the sex they want and not to service others. Just find someone compatible.

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By *eyoooo OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Boys are ALOT worse!!!"
girls are worse I'm always nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The needy ones are best, Just give them what they need.

What if they need to turn a little cray cray and feel the urge to kill you in your sleep though?

Asking for a friend.

What self respecting fab guy spends the night?

Good point well made.

Cum and run. "

Not if you pull a misery on them. Nobody cums and runs on me. I'm needy.

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet


"I'm guessing the OP, isn't having the success he thought he'd have when he signed up

Aww bless him. I wonder if anyone will throw him a pity shag. He seems a bit needy "

There are pity shaggers on fab? Is that in the search criteria, I would have been more "woe is me" if I'd known.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I'm guessing the OP, isn't having the success he thought he'd have when he signed up

Aww bless him. I wonder if anyone will throw him a pity shag. He seems a bit needy "

Nah... All CamCum

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

How does that make them needy OP? Probably a polite way of saying that they're not that into you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm guessing the OP, isn't having the success he thought he'd have when he signed up

Aww bless him. I wonder if anyone will throw him a pity shag. He seems a bit needy "

I don’t do pity

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"How does that make them needy OP? Probably a polite way of saying that they're not that into you."

Say it as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The needy ones are best, Just give them what they need.

What if they need to turn a little cray cray and feel the urge to kill you in your sleep though?

Asking for a friend.

What self respecting fab guy spends the night?

Good point well made.

Cum and run.

Not if you pull a misery on them. Nobody cums and runs on me. I'm needy. "

A bit of chloroform as they cum then sledge hammer time? Or axe time?

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

I.N.C.E.L much?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"The needy ones are best, Just give them what they need.

What if they need to turn a little cray cray and feel the urge to kill you in your sleep though?

Asking for a friend.

What self respecting fab guy spends the night?

Good point well made.

Cum and run.

Not if you pull a misery on them. Nobody cums and runs on me. I'm needy. "

I bet I could, I'm a stone cold mutha fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me "

Needy fuckers eh? We should all just fuck anyone who asks nicely....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me "
you a rapper because your spelling is atrocious

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Maybe it's negging. No, I'm not needy (demanding), honest! I'll fuck you just to prove I'm cool unlike those other chicks.

... Said no woman on Fab ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me

Needy fuckers eh? We should all just fuck anyone who asks nicely...."

Oi! I said please!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Whos evan ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the outaged women throwing their handbags arounds.

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet


"Maybe it's negging. No, I'm not needy (demanding), honest! I'll fuck you just to prove I'm cool unlike those other chicks.

... Said no woman on Fab ever. "

Note to self, the negging routine has been sussed out. Sassy fuckers these women.

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By *idingawayCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Boys are ALOT worse!!!girls are worse I'm always nice "

Don’t tar everyone with the same brush then.

I basically just did what you did.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Whos evan ? "

Good question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've accidentally logged into an alternate dimension.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whos evan ? "
Evan almighty character played by Steve Carell and supported by Morgan Freeman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me

Needy fuckers eh? We should all just fuck anyone who asks nicely....

Oi! I said please!"

Bark like a dog

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"Boys are ALOT worse!!!girls are worse I'm always nice "

I've seen you post in other threads, you're most certainly not 'always nice'

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By *andWCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Luton

Seriously OP, you need to get yourself back to school and relearn English

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me

Needy fuckers eh? We should all just fuck anyone who asks nicely....

Oi! I said please!

Bark like a dog "

You forgot hop on one foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have literally no idea what this thread is about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me

Needy fuckers eh? We should all just fuck anyone who asks nicely....

Oi! I said please!

Bark like a dog

You forgot hop on one foot "

great movie!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I have literally no idea what this thread is about "

Needy bints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the outaged women throwing their handbags arounds."

Rather than dancing around them in a pile on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The needy ones are best, Just give them what they need.

What if they need to turn a little cray cray and feel the urge to kill you in your sleep though?

Asking for a friend.

What self respecting fab guy spends the night?

Good point well made.

Cum and run.

Not if you pull a misery on them. Nobody cums and runs on me. I'm needy.

I bet I could, I'm a stone cold mutha fucker"

Mummy says it’s past your bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have literally no idea what this thread is about

Needy bints"

But if they're needy they'd fuck anyone? Is he complaining about having too much sex?

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me "

I’m out of breath just reading that

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4


"I have literally no idea what this thread is about

Needy bints

But if they're needy they'd fuck anyone? Is he complaining about having too much sex? "

He's here to try new things...

Get blanked and blocked being highest among them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boys are ALOT worse!!!girls are worse I'm always nice

I've seen you post in other threads, you're most certainly not 'always nice'"

. He can’t understand why lots of women don’t like to cam either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boys are ALOT worse!!!girls are worse I'm always nice

I've seen you post in other threads, you're most certainly not 'always nice'

. He can’t understand why lots of women don’t like to cam either. "

Ahhh the joy of the green arrow button

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"The needy ones are best, Just give them what they need.

What if they need to turn a little cray cray and feel the urge to kill you in your sleep though?

Asking for a friend.

What self respecting fab guy spends the night?

Good point well made.

Cum and run.

Not if you pull a misery on them. Nobody cums and runs on me. I'm needy.

I bet I could, I'm a stone cold mutha fucker

Mummy says it’s past your bedtime"

I think your Mummy is coming onto me.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me "

Try women instead of girls then

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I have literally no idea what this thread is about

Needy bints

But if they're needy they'd fuck anyone? Is he complaining about having too much sex? "

I don't think that's his problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have literally no idea what this thread is about

Needy bints

But if they're needy they'd fuck anyone? Is he complaining about having too much sex?

He's here to try new things...

Get blanked and blocked being highest among them "

And rapping? Is that rapping?

I'm so not down with the kids!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"All the outaged women throwing their handbags arounds.

Rather than dancing around them in a pile on the floor. "

I carry a brick in mine, just in case I need to throw it at someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have literally no idea what this thread is about

Needy bints

But if they're needy they'd fuck anyone? Is he complaining about having too much sex?

I don't think that's his problem"

Is Evan stopping him?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I have literally no idea what this thread is about

Needy bints

But if they're needy they'd fuck anyone? Is he complaining about having too much sex?

I don't think that's his problem

Is Evan stopping him? "

He's a notorious cock blocker that Evan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew there was a reason! DAMN YOU EVAN! DAM YOU TO HELL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The needy ones are best, Just give them what they need.

What if they need to turn a little cray cray and feel the urge to kill you in your sleep though?

Asking for a friend.

What self respecting fab guy spends the night?

Good point well made.

Cum and run.

Not if you pull a misery on them. Nobody cums and runs on me. I'm needy.

A bit of chloroform as they cum then sledge hammer time? Or axe time? "

Every blinking time, if I had a bacon sarnie for every time I got chloroformed and killed after sex... well I would probably go off bacon sarnies for a start

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

All you pesky wimin! spoiling it for the nice guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The needy ones are best, Just give them what they need.

What if they need to turn a little cray cray and feel the urge to kill you in your sleep though?

Asking for a friend.

What self respecting fab guy spends the night?

Good point well made.

Cum and run.

Not if you pull a misery on them. Nobody cums and runs on me. I'm needy. "

Do you want to borrow my sledge hammer, quick tap on the ankles and they'll stay with you forever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me "

Can someone please translate this for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me

Can someone please translate this for me?"

Can’t do this, got to be that, can’t do this, got to be that, how can you be this needy when you aren’t even nice. Can someone please explain this to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong emoji.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me

Can someone please translate this for me?"

Literally: " 'Can't do this, must be that.' How can you be this needy (demanding?) when you're not even nice? Can someone please explain this to me?"

Actually: Fab isn't working for me, I haven't figured out how it works. Rather than examining what I do or whether this is going to work for me, I'm going to blame women for my lack of success.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me

Can someone please translate this for me?

Can’t do this, got to be that, can’t do this, got to be that, how can you be this needy when you aren’t even nice. Can someone please explain this to me?

"

It’s a good job I love you

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By *heangelWoman
over a year ago

wonderland


"Easy when a 4 rolls up on a 4.5 and that 4.5 is a woman and she's on fab well she's actually a 12 now

It's supply and demand and they control the market buckosee Evan u saying this like if all h girls were so nice and the single ones mainly u would not need this to get dick "

Oi

I do not need this to get dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me

Can someone please translate this for me?

Can’t do this, got to be that, can’t do this, got to be that, how can you be this needy when you aren’t even nice. Can someone please explain this to me?

It’s a good job I love you "

Mwah xx

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Isn't that demanding, rather than needy? "

Don't confuse him with semantics, he'll be moaning about all the clever bitches next!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't that demanding, rather than needy?

Don't confuse him with semantics, he'll be moaning about all the clever bitches next!! "

I'm helping him think up his next thread title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The needy ones are best, Just give them what they need.

What if they need to turn a little cray cray and feel the urge to kill you in your sleep though?

Asking for a friend.

What self respecting fab guy spends the night?

Good point well made.

Cum and run.

Not if you pull a misery on them. Nobody cums and runs on me. I'm needy.

Do you want to borrow my sledge hammer, quick tap on the ankles and they'll stay with you forever!"

Ooh yes please. I'll have a cuppa with you too and you can help me with the best type of force to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the outaged women throwing their handbags arounds.

Rather than dancing around them in a pile on the floor.

I carry a brick in mine, just in case I need to throw it at someone "

True story...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me "

Who is Evan?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Man up op"

More like grow up!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me

Who is Evan? "

He's the one they're all shagging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me

Who is Evan?

He's the one they're all shagging! "

Must be head of the clique- I am always out of the loop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man up op

More like grow up!!!

"

Yorkshire folk say man up same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man up op

More like grow up!!!

Yorkshire folk say man up same thing"

Yorkshire folk say 'same meat, different gravy'

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Can't do this gotta be that can't do this gotta do that how can u be this needy when u ain't Evan nice can sombody please explane this to me

Can someone please translate this for me?"

"Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, I'm alone, it must be someone else's fault"

More or less

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