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Do you think Bert and Ernie are gay ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bert and Ernie were recently outed by their creator and writer this week, but they have been re-closeted by their Sesame Street bosses today, stating they are ‘best friends’ and are ‘puppets and do not have sexual orientation’

If this is the case why was Missy Piggy so horny for Kermit ?

Does Sesame’s Streets panicked response hint at something deeper, or were they right in denying Bert and Ernie are in a loving relationship ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the puppets have sexual organs? How can they be gay, heterosexual or anything they are puppets for kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do the puppets have sexual organs? How can they be gay, heterosexual or anything they are puppets for kids. "

Pffft... And I bet you think The Fraggles weren't real either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do the puppets have sexual organs? How can they be gay, heterosexual or anything they are puppets for kids.

Pffft... And I bet you think The Fraggles weren't real either."

Fragiles are real

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Do the puppets have sexual organs? How can they be gay, heterosexual or anything they are puppets for kids.

Pffft... And I bet you think The Fraggles weren't real either."

How dare you insinuate such a thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do the puppets have sexual organs? How can they be gay, heterosexual or anything they are puppets for kids.

Pffft... And I bet you think The Fraggles weren't real either.

Fragiles are real "

Don’t forget The Doozers dressed like the Village People, not a woman in sight too !

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Did the Pigs In Space, do any Space Docking?

Sorry, if you're eating? Do not Google it. Ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always thought Big Bird was a bit camp but Bert & Ernie just good mates lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can just imagine ernie on the vinegars right in miss piggies boat race while burt's doing like a wrongen from behind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did the Pigs In Space, do any Space Docking?

Sorry, if you're eating? Do not Google it. Ever!"

I just did ... cheers ffs

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I sit looking at the furore this has caused and wonder where we are heading as a society.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sit looking at the furore this has caused and wonder where we are heading as a society. "

To Sesame street obviously, if you can tell me how to get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do the puppets have sexual organs? How can they be gay, heterosexual or anything they are puppets for kids.

Pffft... And I bet you think The Fraggles weren't real either.

Fragiles are real

Don’t forget The Doozers dressed like the Village People, not a woman in sight too ! "

Actually there was a female doozer,she hung around with Red a little bit. Called Cottonpin.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Google image search "kermit bum meme" and don't spit your tea all over your phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sit looking at the furore this has caused and wonder where we are heading as a society.

To Sesame street obviously, if you can tell me how to get there. "

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Google image search "kermit bum meme" and don't spit your tea all over your phone "

There's an old song that goes like this

Kermit the frog

Has got a big log

For messing about

With Miss Piggy.

He shoved it in once

He shoved in twice

And now he has

Two little pigggies

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

bert and ernie... nah...

stadler and wardorf... possibly!!! or they could just be two grumpy old men i am feeling more and more of an affinity for...

I am a grumpy old man!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Do the puppets have sexual organs? How can they be gay, heterosexual or anything they are puppets for kids. "

you so have to go and see avenue Q.... you'll never look at puppets in the same way again.....

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Do the puppets have sexual organs? How can they be gay, heterosexual or anything they are puppets for kids. "

Barbie and Ken didn't have sexual organs either

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Google image search "kermit bum meme" and don't spit your tea all over your phone

There's an old song that goes like this

Kermit the frog

Has got a big log

For messing about

With Miss Piggy.

He shoved it in once

He shoved in twice

And now he has

Two little pigggies

"

We had a version of that when we were kids

"When Kermit the frog

Got smacked in the gob

For messing around with Miss Piggy

He undid her zip,

And out popped her tit

And kermit the frog got a stiffy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a thought !

Do you think Oscar is a bit of voyeur from his dustbin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had a thought !

Do you think Oscar is a bit of voyeur from his dustbin? "

Totally

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I always thought of them as a puppetized Eric and Ernie. Or were Eric and Ernie a humanized Bert and Ernie?...

Isn't their creator dead now? Bert and Ernies's I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Bert and Ernie were gay so were morcombe and wise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, they are both glove-puppets, so they obviously like a good fisting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bert had to be the giver surely ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bert had to be the giver surely ?"

How come ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot have too much time on your hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You lot have too much time on your hands "

Hey, we are dealing with the big issues here lady !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot have too much time on your hands

Hey, we are dealing with the big issues here lady ! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If Bert and Ernie were gay so were morcombe and wise. "

Never !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bert had to be the giver surely ?

How come ?"

From behind I’d guess.

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