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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s a bit shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont be nasty

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?"

Not again, I've learned my lesson....

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Might I suggest a butt plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might I suggest a butt plug "

Or a champagne cork

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Yes, but probably not anal

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By *irty_dee-jayMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Ha, if I can make a girl so turned on she poops then more credit to me imo.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4


"Might I suggest a butt plug

Or a champagne cork "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?"
that's a noooooooooooo

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?"

I think this is a great question given how many guys would finger my wife so bloody hard in the vain hope that she would squirt .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would literally sacrifice a woman to prove I was a great shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha, if I can make a girl so turned on she poops then more credit to me imo. "

Unless you force fed her a hot curry

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

runs off forest gump style

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?"

I would try to make her shit herself in other ways first, I don't need to prove anything my reputation precedes me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha, if I can make a girl so turned on she poops then more credit to me imo. "

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I already know, I don’t need to prove it anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting is just cum at the end of the day and I assume men like seeing it as it shows the women has enjoyed it, same as I like to see a man cum, if he doesn’t I feel I’ve not done a good job. I suspect if poop showed cuming men would get used to it and want it. Obviously it’s not a sign of cumming there so most people will think it’s disgusting and say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?"

So definitely a no

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?"
o no no no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha, if I can make a girl so turned on she poops then more credit to me imo.

"

If you can put this one in a good mood, you will be my hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirting is just cum at the end of the day and I assume men like seeing it as it shows the women has enjoyed it, same as I like to see a man cum, if he doesn’t I feel I’ve not done a good job. I suspect if poop showed cuming men would get used to it and want it. Obviously it’s not a sign of cumming there so most people will think it’s disgusting and say no "

It’s not cum at any time of the day.. the woman is actually peeing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirting is just cum at the end of the day and I assume men like seeing it as it shows the women has enjoyed it, same as I like to see a man cum, if he doesn’t I feel I’ve not done a good job. I suspect if poop showed cuming men would get used to it and want it. Obviously it’s not a sign of cumming there so most people will think it’s disgusting and say no

It’s not cum at any time of the day.. the woman is actually peeing "
oh no they're not

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?"

What have you done? I can’t get that image or thought out of my mind now. Could put me off sex forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl now thats what you call a shit fuck!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Squirting is just cum at the end of the day and I assume men like seeing it as it shows the women has enjoyed it, same as I like to see a man cum, if he doesn’t I feel I’ve not done a good job. I suspect if poop showed cuming men would get used to it and want it. Obviously it’s not a sign of cumming there so most people will think it’s disgusting and say no

It’s not cum at any time of the day.. the woman is actually peeing oh no they're not "

The great debate

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By *irty_dee-jayMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

I'd happy fuck the shit out of anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Might I suggest a butt plug "

But then the women won't enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

I would try to make her shit herself in other ways first, I don't need to prove anything my reputation precedes me."

Scaring the shit out of her?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

I would try to make her shit herself in other ways first, I don't need to prove anything my reputation precedes me.

Scaring the shit out of her?"

Would jump out of the wardrobe first, if that didn't work I would put spiders in her bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

I would try to make her shit herself in other ways first, I don't need to prove anything my reputation precedes me.

Scaring the shit out of her?

Would jump out of the wardrobe first, if that didn't work I would put spiders in her bed. "

Would you let her clean up before fucking her?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Squirting is just cum at the end of the day and I assume men like seeing it as it shows the women has enjoyed it, same as I like to see a man cum, if he doesn’t I feel I’ve not done a good job. I suspect if poop showed cuming men would get used to it and want it. Obviously it’s not a sign of cumming there so most people will think it’s disgusting and say no

It’s not cum at any time of the day.. the woman is actually peeing "

It's not entirely wee though, there is a milky substance produced by the scene gland which enters the urethra...

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

I would try to make her shit herself in other ways first, I don't need to prove anything my reputation precedes me.

Scaring the shit out of her?

Would jump out of the wardrobe first, if that didn't work I would put spiders in her bed.

Would you let her clean up before fucking her?"

All that poo would turn me on so much maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

I think this is a great question given how many guys would finger my wife so bloody hard in the vain hope that she would squirt . "

I hate it when they do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirting is just cum at the end of the day and I assume men like seeing it as it shows the women has enjoyed it, same as I like to see a man cum, if he doesn’t I feel I’ve not done a good job. I suspect if poop showed cuming men would get used to it and want it. Obviously it’s not a sign of cumming there so most people will think it’s disgusting and say no

Oh yes they are. I recently read a report produced by respected scientists who analysed the fluid and found in all cases it was 99% piss.

It’s not cum at any time of the day.. the woman is actually peeing oh no they're not "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?"

Oh Sybarite you missed a trick here. You should've just stated as much, asked a few women to support you, and seen if any guys fell for it Maybe give it a few weeks then lay the trap haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

I think this is a great question given how many guys would finger my wife so bloody hard in the vain hope that she would squirt .

I hate it when they do that. "

Would they do it if it made us shit the bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

Oh Sybarite you missed a trick here. You should've just stated as much, asked a few women to support you, and seen if any guys fell for it Maybe give it a few weeks then lay the trap haha "

I'd need a special place that needed stimulating that only the best lovers can find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?"

I made a girl have a gushing orgasm. I think she was predisposed to doing it. Was good.

But with anal sometimes poo actually does come out! So that's why I'm only sometimes into anal. Genrally I worry about poo dropping out on my bedsheets.

^^^it happened once when I had my sheets cleaned. On the very day! After sex I was really paranoid about this little piece of poo in my bed.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Some women do poo abit during orgasm. Not me but some lose all control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirting is just cum at the end of the day and I assume men like seeing it as it shows the women has enjoyed it, same as I like to see a man cum, if he doesn’t I feel I’ve not done a good job. I suspect if poop showed cuming men would get used to it and want it. Obviously it’s not a sign of cumming there so most people will think it’s disgusting and say no "

Squirting is not cumming. I don’t feel any pleasure. It is not an orgasm.

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

Women can fake orgasms, I presume they can fake a squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be a kind of Robert barathion.

But I've only found a very small % who literally gush

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Pardon the pun but i dont think i will be shiting myself to try it out..

A fart from there is enough to put me off never mind anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirting is just cum at the end of the day and I assume men like seeing it as it shows the women has enjoyed it, same as I like to see a man cum, if he doesn’t I feel I’ve not done a good job. I suspect if poop showed cuming men would get used to it and want it. Obviously it’s not a sign of cumming there so most people will think it’s disgusting and say no

Squirting is not cumming. I don’t feel any pleasure. It is not an orgasm. "

I don't expect all women will know about it?

It's not about the man and how he does it. it's about the woman and her anatomy i think.

I think women who propperly do porn squirting are actually less than 5% or they do it less than 5% of the time.

Not a normal cumming ...I mean an actual coffee mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?"

Never again. I have to hold back these days out of fear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirting is just cum at the end of the day and I assume men like seeing it as it shows the women has enjoyed it, same as I like to see a man cum, if he doesn’t I feel I’ve not done a good job. I suspect if poop showed cuming men would get used to it and want it. Obviously it’s not a sign of cumming there so most people will think it’s disgusting and say no

Squirting is not cumming. I don’t feel any pleasure. It is not an orgasm.

I don't expect all women will know about it?

It's not about the man and how he does it. it's about the woman and her anatomy i think.

I think women who propperly do porn squirting are actually less than 5% or they do it less than 5% of the time.

Not a normal cumming ...I mean an actual coffee mug"

I seem to empty a full bladder worth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

Never again. I have to hold back these days out of fear."

It's just poop Lib.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squirting is just cum at the end of the day and I assume men like seeing it as it shows the women has enjoyed it, same as I like to see a man cum, if he doesn’t I feel I’ve not done a good job. I suspect if poop showed cuming men would get used to it and want it. Obviously it’s not a sign of cumming there so most people will think it’s disgusting and say no

Squirting is not cumming. I don’t feel any pleasure. It is not an orgasm.

I don't expect all women will know about it?

It's not about the man and how he does it. it's about the woman and her anatomy i think.

I think women who propperly do porn squirting are actually less than 5% or they do it less than 5% of the time.

Not a normal cumming ...I mean an actual coffee mug"

A coffee mug of female ejaculate. Where does that come from and what special thing does a man (or woman) have to do to make that happen?

Women who shit when they cum have found the real good sex experts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

Never again. I have to hold back these days out of fear.

It's just poop Lib."

Yeah, but it squirts out the sides like a Mr Whippy machine during anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?"

Not at all , I dont wanna prove anything I just want whoever im with at the time to enjoy being with me and be pleasured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

I think this is a great question given how many guys would finger my wife so bloody hard in the vain hope that she would squirt . "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?"

I think I would poo poo that idea

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

Never again. I have to hold back these days out of fear."

So Lib, how's your sweetcorn phobia coming along? Beaten it yet or the nightmares still too real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

Never again. I have to hold back these days out of fear.

So Lib, how's your sweetcorn phobia coming along? Beaten it yet or the nightmares still too real?"

I'll never eat corn on the cob again

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

Never again. I have to hold back these days out of fear.

So Lib, how's your sweetcorn phobia coming along? Beaten it yet or the nightmares still too real?

I'll never eat corn from my nob again "

I'm surprised you were flexible enough to pick it out with your teeth in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

Never again. I have to hold back these days out of fear.

So Lib, how's your sweetcorn phobia coming along? Beaten it yet or the nightmares still too real?

I'll never eat corn from my nob again

I'm surprised you were flexible enough to pick it out with your teeth in the first place."

Who said it was mine?

So judgmental for a swingers site.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"if women said the best orgasms are when some poop comes out, would you try to fuck the shit out of them, to prove you are a great fuck?

Never again. I have to hold back these days out of fear.

So Lib, how's your sweetcorn phobia coming along? Beaten it yet or the nightmares still too real?

I'll never eat corn from my nob again

I'm surprised you were flexible enough to pick it out with your teeth in the first place.

Who said it was mine?

So judgmental for a swingers site."

You didn't notice my little fix did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirting is just cum at the end of the day and I assume men like seeing it as it shows the women has enjoyed it, same as I like to see a man cum, if he doesn’t I feel I’ve not done a good job. I suspect if poop showed cuming men would get used to it and want it. Obviously it’s not a sign of cumming there so most people will think it’s disgusting and say no

Squirting is not cumming. I don’t feel any pleasure. It is not an orgasm. "

agreed

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