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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try your local Halfords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try Morrison's at the cold fish counter

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I would say here is as good a place as any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try Morrison's at the cold fish counter"

No, it will have a fishy smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."
Well if you don't know already we can't help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark dank places are where the best ones are found

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one.Well if you don't know already we can't help you "

This

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

How have you gone about "getting one" previously?

It's just social interaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B and Q good there always handy in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try Morrison's at the cold fish counter

No, it will have a fishy smell

What his cock "

No, the girlfriend from the Morrison’s cold fish counter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How have you gone about "getting one" previously?

It's just social interaction "

No way??! Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advertise the fact you have a favourite hoody. They'll soon come running to get their mits on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try Morrison's at the cold fish counter

No, it will have a fishy smell "

That will remind him of all the pretty ladies he his missing out on

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try Morrison's at the cold fish counter

No, it will have a fishy smell

What his cock

No, the girlfriend from the Morrison’s cold fish counter "

she's tried tresseme but she can't get the jellied eels smell out of her hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....

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But you can’t cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screw fix direct ? Does exactly what it says on the tin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try Morrison's at the cold fish counter

No, it will have a fishy smell

What his cock

No, the girlfriend from the Morrison’s cold fish counter she's tried tresseme but she can't get the jellied eels smell out of her hair "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....

But you can’t cook "

I fucking can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience it's the other way round. They get you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve heard libraries are where you get the really good ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say here is as good a place as any.

"

To be fair I don’t think you’re wrong. I’ve had a couple of friends want more after a time and I’ve felt the same towards one.

Yeah, it’s doable

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."

Only one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....

But you can’t cook

I fucking can "

I don’t want you fucking my food

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....

But you can’t cook

I fucking can

I don’t want you fucking my food "

I'll fuck your food up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....

But you can’t cook

I fucking can

I don’t want you fucking my food

I'll fuck your food up."

Like I said, you can’t cook

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....

But you can’t cook

I fucking can

I don’t want you fucking my food

I'll fuck your food up.

Like I said, you can’t cook "

I can't cook for you

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one.

Only one?"

we’ll go on the I’ll have two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....

But you can’t cook

I fucking can

I don’t want you fucking my food

I'll fuck your food up.

Like I said, you can’t cook

I can't cook for you "

Like I said, you can’t

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....

But you can’t cook

I fucking can

I don’t want you fucking my food

I'll fuck your food up.

Like I said, you can’t cook

I can't cook for you

Like I said, you can’t "

I'm really good at turning over ripe smelly bananas that are past their best abandoned in the fruit bowl and unwanted into cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....

But you can’t cook

I fucking can

I don’t want you fucking my food

I'll fuck your food up.

Like I said, you can’t cook

I can't cook for you

Like I said, you can’t

I'm really good at turning over ripe smelly bananas that are past their best abandoned in the fruit bowl and unwanted into cake.

"

Ha ha ha.. you should write a book on how to ruin bananas?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....

But you can’t cook

I fucking can

I don’t want you fucking my food

I'll fuck your food up.

Like I said, you can’t cook

I can't cook for you

Like I said, you can’t

I'm really good at turning over ripe smelly bananas that are past their best abandoned in the fruit bowl and unwanted into cake.

Ha ha ha.. you should write a book on how to ruin bananas? "

They ruin themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....

But you can’t cook

I fucking can

I don’t want you fucking my food

I'll fuck your food up.

Like I said, you can’t cook

I can't cook for you

Like I said, you can’t

I'm really good at turning over ripe smelly bananas that are past their best abandoned in the fruit bowl and unwanted into cake.

Ha ha ha.. you should write a book on how to ruin bananas?

They ruin themselves "

I’ll show you what to do with Bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."

Is that actually a serious question!

Take of that nasty shirt.

Go to a bar.

Talk to girls.

Find one you like.

But her a drink.

But her dinner.

Make her laugh.

Progress from there.

If you get there and she's hot and you still need some pointers, i'll come and show you what's next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."

Ummmm.....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....

But you can’t cook

I fucking can

I don’t want you fucking my food

I'll fuck your food up.

Like I said, you can’t cook

I can't cook for you

Like I said, you can’t

I'm really good at turning over ripe smelly bananas that are past their best abandoned in the fruit bowl and unwanted into cake.

Ha ha ha.. you should write a book on how to ruin bananas?

They ruin themselves

I’ll show you what to do with Bananas "

It's ok. I don't like them

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Amazon are about the cheapest I think you might have to pay delivery.

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough


"Amazon are about the cheapest I think you might have to pay delivery."

Not if you have Amazon prime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."

Try mail order

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

You can plan it , it will happen anywhere, just be yourself and you will find each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."

I cant think of anything to say sorry. I just thought you should know that.

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Lonely hearts colum in the paper that how me and hubby got together and bin together 14 years x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."

FL seems dead these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say a man has more chance of finding a woman on here who is open to something more meaningful. I don't know the other site but here is a good place if you want a girlfriend that's open to this lifestyle.

As a side note, op I apologise on behalf of the other forum users for the sarcastic unhelpful responses, don't let it put you off asking a question or posting future threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gym is my girlfriend, high reps, high reps, make love to the machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab can work

Just need to be open and hopefully come across that same minded person

Could I have found more innuendo??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are those of us who are looking for a long term partner to swing together,and be a couple.

It is possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are those of us who are looking for a long term partner to swing together,and be a couple.

It is possible.

"

it is many have found partners and many are looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."

There will be people looking for partners here just as there are people on dating sites just looking for a fuck how you find them is another matter though. Why not fully outline what you are looking for on your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say a man has more chance of finding a woman on here who is open to something more meaningful. I don't know the other site but here is a good place if you want a girlfriend that's open to this lifestyle.

As a side note, op I apologise on behalf of the other forum users for the sarcastic unhelpful responses, don't let it put you off asking a question or posting future threads. "

Don't apologise on my behalf

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Probably more chance of finding one at the tatoo studio than on here.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

You have to first fill out the forms in triplicate and include a stamped self addressed envelope along with your application

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Pick a woman and send her dick pictures, chicks love dick pictures.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"Pick a woman and send her dick pictures, chicks love dick pictures. "

A lot of dick pictures

Can’t lose OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to first fill out the forms in triplicate and include a stamped self addressed envelope along with your application"

I'd settle for two copies

As long as they're signed in blood

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"Pick a woman and send her dick pictures, chicks love dick pictures. "

But never go into tripple digits -they might then think you're pestering them

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Pick a woman and send her dick pictures, chicks love dick pictures.

A lot of dick pictures

Can’t lose OP. "

When women are choosing a husband, they print all the dick pics they've collected and line them up, then pick the one that looks most delicious

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"You have to first fill out the forms in triplicate and include a stamped self addressed envelope along with your application

I'd settle for two copies

As long as they're signed in blood"

Stop it -you're scaring the children (myself included)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."

Relationships have definitely been formed on here OP. Fet is also good, if you are more into kink. They have munches, where you can socialise with fellow kinksters. You also have socials on fab, where you can get to know different women. You are a good looking guy, as long as you approach women in a respectful manner, you can build up enough chemistry to see where it leads. It may even lead to a relationship. I think women find it easier to get laid on here, but men have a better chance of forming a relationship,as more women are open to the concept on here, than men are, I would imagine. Good luck in your search

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."

Hi Op!

Firstly - shorter hair and stubble looks sooooo much hotter on you than long hair and a beard!

Secondly - it kinda depends what you want from a relationship/partner? Are you looking for a sub? Someone to swing with? Just a randy bugger? Or something else?

Are you looking for someone you can potentially settle down and have kids with?

When you know exactly what you’re looking for it’s easier to work out the best place to find it!

Good luck op!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one.

Hi Op!

Firstly - shorter hair and stubble looks sooooo much hotter on you than long hair and a beard!

Secondly - it kinda depends what you want from a relationship/partner? Are you looking for a sub? Someone to swing with? Just a randy bugger? Or something else?

Are you looking for someone you can potentially settle down and have kids with?

When you know exactly what you’re looking for it’s easier to work out the best place to find it!

Good luck op! "

You see, I prefer the longer hair and beard. He looks more edgy like that and the type I would go for. We all like different things so stick with what you prefer OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't see why someone couldn't find a partner on here I guess its just a matter of looking around.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"I don't see why someone couldn't find a partner on here I guess its just a matter of looking around. "

Stop it -I'm getting dizzy at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a hospital increase your odds iv pulled a few there

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"Try a hospital increase your odds iv pulled a few there"

Your sex life is an accident waiting to happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it clicks it clicks just as good a place any

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester


"Try Morrison's at the cold fish counter"

Do Morrison’s have a hot fish counter?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one.

Hi Op!

Firstly - shorter hair and stubble looks sooooo much hotter on you than long hair and a beard!

Secondly - it kinda depends what you want from a relationship/partner? Are you looking for a sub? Someone to swing with? Just a randy bugger? Or something else?

Are you looking for someone you can potentially settle down and have kids with?

When you know exactly what you’re looking for it’s easier to work out the best place to find it!

Good luck op!

You see, I prefer the longer hair and beard. He looks more edgy like that and the type I would go for. We all like different things so stick with what you prefer OP. "

This is true - but if I can persuade every chap on Fab to go for the look that I like - I’ve got a huge ‘pool’ of potential meets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one.

Hi Op!

Firstly - shorter hair and stubble looks sooooo much hotter on you than long hair and a beard!

Secondly - it kinda depends what you want from a relationship/partner? Are you looking for a sub? Someone to swing with? Just a randy bugger? Or something else?

Are you looking for someone you can potentially settle down and have kids with?

When you know exactly what you’re looking for it’s easier to work out the best place to find it!

Good luck op!

You see, I prefer the longer hair and beard. He looks more edgy like that and the type I would go for. We all like different things so stick with what you prefer OP.

This is true - but if I can persuade every chap on Fab to go for the look that I like - I’ve got a huge ‘pool’ of potential meets! "

Greedy girl

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one.

Hi Op!

Firstly - shorter hair and stubble looks sooooo much hotter on you than long hair and a beard!

Secondly - it kinda depends what you want from a relationship/partner? Are you looking for a sub? Someone to swing with? Just a randy bugger? Or something else?

Are you looking for someone you can potentially settle down and have kids with?

When you know exactly what you’re looking for it’s easier to work out the best place to find it!

Good luck op!

You see, I prefer the longer hair and beard. He looks more edgy like that and the type I would go for. We all like different things so stick with what you prefer OP.

This is true - but if I can persuade every chap on Fab to go for the look that I like - I’ve got a huge ‘pool’ of potential meets!

Greedy girl "

Yup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one.

Relationships have definitely been formed on here OP. Fet is also good, if you are more into kink. They have munches, where you can socialise with fellow kinksters. You also have socials on fab, where you can get to know different women. You are a good looking guy, as long as you approach women in a respectful manner, you can build up enough chemistry to see where it leads. It may even lead to a relationship. I think women find it easier to get laid on here, but men have a better chance of forming a relationship,as more women are open to the concept on here, than men are, I would imagine. Good luck in your search "

I love chemistry and biology

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Try a hospital increase your odds iv pulled a few there"

Dont think pulling your wire is what OP is wanting to know about..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few people have met their partners on here so I reckon there's nothing wrong with giving it a go OP. You've nothing to loose...well maybe some inhibitions but that's a bonus in my eyes

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