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"Maybe you just don't hit to spot" Sorry, but I put 'FACT!' after my statement which means its 100% true | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact!" Attention seeker | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact!" its not you its meeeeeeeeeeee  | |||
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"I'm a fake lesbian. Me too x
Me three x"Don't care, I'm out of all your leagues anyway | |||
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"I'm a fake lesbian. Me too x
Me three x
Don't care, I'm out of all your leagues anyway"likewise | |||
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"I'm a fake lesbian. Me too x
Me three x
Don't care, I'm out of all your leagues anyway likewise "Pfft, what evs!  | |||
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"I'm a fake lesbian. Me too x
Me three x
Don't care, I'm out of all your leagues anyway likewise
Pfft, what evs! " | |||
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"I'm a fake lesbian. Me too x "And me x | |||
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"Or choosy "Yea, they choose to be a lesbian or fake. And apparently a fake lesbian is now an option, which means they are straight, but still fake. I think. I'm still mulling this one over | |||
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"I thought I would save us both the bother by ignoring you instead "I wouldn't message you anyway. You're profile is hidden, which means you're definitely fake | |||
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"Or choosy
Yea, they choose to be a lesbian or fake.
And apparently a fake lesbian is now an option, which means they are straight, but still fake. I think. I'm still mulling this one over"That makes them men. | |||
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"Or choosy
Yea, they choose to be a lesbian or fake.
And apparently a fake lesbian is now an option, which means they are straight, but still fake. I think. I'm still mulling this one over
That makes them men."Glad we cleared that up | |||
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"Well, a minge is a much better looking thing to kiss than your face after all "You wouldn't know because we haven't met, because you're fake, or a lesbian | |||
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"Well, a minge is a much better looking thing to kiss than your face after all
You wouldn't know because we haven't met, because you're fake, or a lesbian"And not even fit or real? | |||
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"Well, a minge is a much better looking thing to kiss than your face after all
You wouldn't know because we haven't met, because you're fake, or a lesbian"Fake Dave showed me your face pic. It was smothered in spunk but I got the picture. | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact!" Did u offer her a jaffa cake for afterwards sure she would of changed her mind then   | |||
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"Well, a minge is a much better looking thing to kiss than your face after all
You wouldn't know because we haven't met, because you're fake, or a lesbian
And not even fit or real?"I only like really fit and totally real women | |||
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"Or choosy
Yea, they choose to be a lesbian or fake.
And apparently a fake lesbian is now an option, which means they are straight, but still fake. I think. I'm still mulling this one over"Anything rather than have sex with you... Inventive too | |||
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"Well, a minge is a much better looking thing to kiss than your face after all
You wouldn't know because we haven't met, because you're fake, or a lesbian
Fake Dave showed me your face pic. It was smothered in spunk but I got the picture." | |||
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"Well, a minge is a much better looking thing to kiss than your face after all
You wouldn't know because we haven't met, because you're fake, or a lesbian
Fake Dave showed me your face pic. It was smothered in spunk but I got the picture."He was definitely fake, should have guessed by the penis. Live and learn | |||
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"Well, a minge is a much better looking thing to kiss than your face after all
You wouldn't know because we haven't met, because you're fake, or a lesbian
Fake Dave showed me your face pic. It was smothered in spunk but I got the picture.
He was definitely fake, should have guessed by the penis.
Live and learn"Kind of a dead giveaway ..... unless it was a strap on | |||
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"I'm a fake lesbian. Me too x
Me three x
Don't care, I'm out of all your leagues anyway"Fact x | |||
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"I'm a fake lesbian. Me too x
Me three x
Don't care, I'm out of all your leagues anyway
Fact x "Exactly! | |||
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"I'm a fake lesbian. Me too x
Me three x
Don't care, I'm out of all your leagues anyway
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact!" Is your mum a lesbian then? | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact!" Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type" I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Is your mum a lesbian then? " Nope, fake. Long story | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian" and youre out of everyone's league anyway x | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian and youre out of everyone's league anyway x" FACT! | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian" No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Is your mum a lesbian then? Nope, fake. Long story" She's a tube collector | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down" I am entitled, I send them a message, the least they can do is have sex with me. If they don't they are fake or lesbian! FACT! | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian and youre out of everyone's league anyway x FACT!" Yep. | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down I am entitled, I send them a message, the least they can do is have sex with me. If they don't they are fake or lesbian! FACT!" I totally agree with you. What straight genuine woman would turn you down | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down I am entitled, I send them a message, the least they can do is have sex with me. If they don't they are fake or lesbian! FACT! I totally agree with you. What straight genuine woman would turn you down "They wouldn't. Only fakes and lesbians do. | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Is your mum a lesbian then? Nope, fake. Long story" She was at least bi when I met her. Great in bed, but that can skip a generation!
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down" He thinks we should all drop our knickers at the mention of Jaffa Cakes  | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down He thinks we should all drop our knickers at the mention of Jaffa Cakes "Yeah that’s ridiculous | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Is your mum a lesbian then? Nope, fake. Long story She was at least bi when I met her. Great in bed, but that can skip a generation!
FACT "Ah, so you pushed her over the edge into homosexuality then? | |||
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"Does anyone have a rope I need to pull his head out of his arse and no on here you are not entitled to sex it’s freedom of choice buddy. Also they might be saying no because of your virtually nonexistent profile " So there jaffa cake bloke get ya head outta ya arse man ! oh and add more pics to that profile while ya at it | |||
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"Does anyone have a rope I need to pull his head out of his arse and no on here you are not entitled to sex it’s freedom of choice buddy. Also they might be saying no because of your virtually nonexistent profile So there jaffa cake bloke get ya head outta ya arse man ! oh and add more pics to that profile while ya at it "Thanks that was awesome | |||
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"Does anyone have a rope I need to pull his head out of his arse and no on here you are not entitled to sex it’s freedom of choice buddy. Also they might be saying no because of your virtually nonexistent profile " My profile doesn't matter, I put the effort in by messaging them, there for, they should appreciate it. Its ok, I have fuck buddy anyway, shes really fit and totally real | |||
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"Well it's on the interwebs so it must be true." If that were true the world would burn | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down I am entitled, I send them a message, the least they can do is have sex with me. If they don't they are fake or lesbian! FACT! I totally agree with you. What straight genuine woman would turn you down
They wouldn't. Only fakes and lesbians do."lol. | |||
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"Does anyone have a rope I need to pull his head out of his arse and no on here you are not entitled to sex it’s freedom of choice buddy. Also they might be saying no because of your virtually nonexistent profile So there jaffa cake bloke get ya head outta ya arse man ! oh and add more pics to that profile while ya at it "No, fuck me anyway | |||
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"But he has got one goddamn sexy pic on display ..... faceless mind!" makes me wanna admit I'm genuine & straight | |||
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"Does anyone have a rope I need to pull his head out of his arse and no on here you are not entitled to sex it’s freedom of choice buddy. Also they might be saying no because of your virtually nonexistent profile So there jaffa cake bloke get ya head outta ya arse man ! oh and add more pics to that profile while ya at it
No, fuck me anyway"No im a fake lesbian sorry | |||
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"Does anyone have a rope I need to pull his head out of his arse and no on here you are not entitled to sex it’s freedom of choice buddy. Also they might be saying no because of your virtually nonexistent profile So there jaffa cake bloke get ya head outta ya arse man ! oh and add more pics to that profile while ya at it
No, fuck me anyway
No im a fake lesbian sorry "Story of my life | |||
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"But he has got one goddamn sexy pic on display ..... faceless mind! makes me wanna admit I'm genuine & straight "When you're ready to admit that, message me | |||
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"Does anyone have a rope I need to pull his head out of his arse and no on here you are not entitled to sex it’s freedom of choice buddy. Also they might be saying no because of your virtually nonexistent profile My profile doesn't matter, I put the effort in by messaging them, there for, they should appreciate it. Its ok, I have fuck buddy anyway, shes really fit and totally real" Sure and your profile does matter as most people when the see a message look at your profile | |||
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"Does anyone have a rope I need to pull his head out of his arse and no on here you are not entitled to sex it’s freedom of choice buddy. Also they might be saying no because of your virtually nonexistent profile My profile doesn't matter, I put the effort in by messaging them, there for, they should appreciate it. Its ok, I have fuck buddy anyway, shes really fit and totally real Sure and your profile does matter as most people when the see a message look at your profile " Only fakes and lesbians do so they can use the lack of profile as an excuse. My really fit and totally real fuck buddy didn't mind | |||
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"And the men who don't want to have sex with you, well they're just gay. " They sure are! | |||
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"Have to admire someone so confident in their awesomeness "Confident or arrogant | |||
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"But he has got one goddamn sexy pic on display ..... faceless mind! makes me wanna admit I'm genuine & straight
When you're ready to admit that, message me"I will darling but life's a bitch. I was born a fake lesbian . Not sure I could go near a cock ever in my life x | |||
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"And the men who don't want to have sex with you, well they're just gay. " Proper gay. Like, super mega gay. | |||
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"But he has got one goddamn sexy pic on display ..... faceless mind! makes me wanna admit I'm genuine & straight
When you're ready to admit that, message me I will darling but life's a bitch. I was born a fake lesbian . Not sure I could go near a cock ever in my life x"Nice police uniform | |||
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"But he has got one goddamn sexy pic on display ..... faceless mind! makes me wanna admit I'm genuine & straight
When you're ready to admit that, message me I will darling but life's a bitch. I was born a fake lesbian . Not sure I could go near a cock ever in my life x"Its ok, I don't expect anyone to change. Unless I message them, then they should change, its only fair | |||
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"And the men who don't want to have sex with you, well they're just gay. They sure are!" Or fakes .... just women with strap ons pretending they wanna have sex with u ..... | |||
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"There is no helping this guy" Ok, time to spell this out because we've laughed enough at your expense at this point. This entire thread, is a joke, it was started as a joke, it was continued as a joke, people joined in on the joke. How you never got that, I'll never know, but thank you for the laugh, its people like you that make these threads worth while | |||
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"And the men who don't want to have sex with you, well they're just gay. They sure are! Or fakes .... just women with strap ons pretending they wanna have sex with u ..... "Just like fake dave | |||
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"But he has got one goddamn sexy pic on display ..... faceless mind! makes me wanna admit I'm genuine & straight
When you're ready to admit that, message me I will darling but life's a bitch. I was born a fake lesbian . Not sure I could go near a cock ever in my life x
Its ok, I don't expect anyone to change. Unless I message them, then they should change, its only fair"What is your logic and if you have a fb then what does it matter if a woman doesn’t respond or says no | |||
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"But he has got one goddamn sexy pic on display ..... faceless mind! makes me wanna admit I'm genuine & straight
When you're ready to admit that, message me I will darling but life's a bitch. I was born a fake lesbian . Not sure I could go near a cock ever in my life x
Nice police uniform "That's what I've said a few times lol. | |||
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"There is no helping this guy Ok, time to spell this out because we've laughed enough at your expense at this point. This entire thread, is a joke, it was started as a joke, it was continued as a joke, people joined in on the joke. How you never got that, I'll never know, but thank you for the laugh, its people like you that make these threads worth while " think you still need that disclaimer jaffa | |||
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"But he has got one goddamn sexy pic on display ..... faceless mind! makes me wanna admit I'm genuine & straight
When you're ready to admit that, message me I will darling but life's a bitch. I was born a fake lesbian . Not sure I could go near a cock ever in my life x
Its ok, I don't expect anyone to change. Unless I message them, then they should change, its only fair"What a good suggestion. | |||
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"There is no helping this guy Ok, time to spell this out because we've laughed enough at your expense at this point. This entire thread, is a joke, it was started as a joke, it was continued as a joke, people joined in on the joke. How you never got that, I'll never know, but thank you for the laugh, its people like you that make these threads worth while
think you still need that disclaimer jaffa "I thought at this point it would be redundant | |||
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"There is no helping this guy Ok, time to spell this out because we've laughed enough at your expense at this point. This entire thread, is a joke, it was started as a joke, it was continued as a joke, people joined in on the joke. How you never got that, I'll never know, but thank you for the laugh, its people like you that make these threads worth while "How anyone took you serious is beyond me lol xx | |||
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"There is no helping this guy Ok, time to spell this out because we've laughed enough at your expense at this point. This entire thread, is a joke, it was started as a joke, it was continued as a joke, people joined in on the joke. How you never got that, I'll never know, but thank you for the laugh, its people like you that make these threads worth while How anyone took you serious is beyond me lol xx"I'm glad they did though | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down He thinks we should all drop our knickers at the mention of Jaffa Cakes
Yeah that’s ridiculous "I know. I'd want a cup of tea with the Jaffa Cakes. | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down He thinks we should all drop our knickers at the mention of Jaffa Cakes
Yeah that’s ridiculous
I know. I'd want a cup of tea with the Jaffa Cakes. "Hot chocolate ok? | |||
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"There is no helping this guy Ok, time to spell this out because we've laughed enough at your expense at this point. This entire thread, is a joke, it was started as a joke, it was continued as a joke, people joined in on the joke. How you never got that, I'll never know, but thank you for the laugh, its people like you that make these threads worth while
think you still need that disclaimer jaffa
I thought at this point it would be redundant "Made me chuckle anyway | |||
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"There is no helping this guy Ok, time to spell this out because we've laughed enough at your expense at this point. This entire thread, is a joke, it was started as a joke, it was continued as a joke, people joined in on the joke. How you never got that, I'll never know, but thank you for the laugh, its people like you that make these threads worth while How anyone took you serious is beyond me lol xx
I'm glad they did though "yeah it added to the laughs x | |||
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"And the men who don't want to have sex with you, well they're just gay. They sure are! Or fakes .... just women with strap ons pretending they wanna have sex with u .....
Just like fake dave"Me and fake Dave still wank over your face pic. | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down He thinks we should all drop our knickers at the mention of Jaffa Cakes
Yeah that’s ridiculous
I know. I'd want a cup of tea with the Jaffa Cakes. "That's my department. Threesome? | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down He thinks we should all drop our knickers at the mention of Jaffa Cakes
Yeah that’s ridiculous
I know. I'd want a cup of tea with the Jaffa Cakes.
Hot chocolate ok?"With Jaffa Cakes it is. Mind if I bring Fake Dave with me, we can have a circle jerk? | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down He thinks we should all drop our knickers at the mention of Jaffa Cakes
Yeah that’s ridiculous
I know. I'd want a cup of tea with the Jaffa Cakes.
That's my department. Threesome? "You can join our circle jerk
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"I'm a fake lesbian. Me too x
Me three x"Me four! | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down He thinks we should all drop our knickers at the mention of Jaffa Cakes
Yeah that’s ridiculous
I know. I'd want a cup of tea with the Jaffa Cakes.
Hot chocolate ok?
With Jaffa Cakes it is.
Mind if I bring Fake Dave with me, we can have a circle jerk?"Is it gay if you do it with the same man twice after finding out he was fake prior to him cuming on my face? If not, then yea sure, bring him along | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down He thinks we should all drop our knickers at the mention of Jaffa Cakes
Yeah that’s ridiculous
I know. I'd want a cup of tea with the Jaffa Cakes. "Tea with jaffa cakes? Please tell me you don't dunk them! Ladies and gents here is the real crime of this tread, lol | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down He thinks we should all drop our knickers at the mention of Jaffa Cakes
Yeah that’s ridiculous
I know. I'd want a cup of tea with the Jaffa Cakes.
That's my department. Threesome?
You can join our circle jerk
(You know I'm fake right?)"Of course, I just want some jaffa cakes really. | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down He thinks we should all drop our knickers at the mention of Jaffa Cakes
Yeah that’s ridiculous
I know. I'd want a cup of tea with the Jaffa Cakes.
That's my department. Threesome?
You can join our circle jerk
(You know I'm fake right?)
Of course, I just want some jaffa cakes really. "You my friend, can have jaffa when ever you like  | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down He thinks we should all drop our knickers at the mention of Jaffa Cakes
Yeah that’s ridiculous
I know. I'd want a cup of tea with the Jaffa Cakes.
That's my department. Threesome? " | |||
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"And the men who don't want to have sex with you, well they're just gay. They sure are! Or fakes .... just women with strap ons pretending they wanna have sex with u .....
Just like fake dave
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact!" I'm neither! | |||
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"There is no helping this guy Ok, time to spell this out because we've laughed enough at your expense at this point. This entire thread, is a joke, it was started as a joke, it was continued as a joke, people joined in on the joke. How you never got that, I'll never know, but thank you for the laugh, its people like you that make these threads worth while " | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact!" I looked at your profile and became Lesbianated. Fact! | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! I looked at your profile and became Lesbianated. Fact!" | |||
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"It's not that I'm a lesbian or fake,it's just the next man I have sex with will be proposing to me." Depends how good at sex you are | |||
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"I'm a fake lesbian. Me too x
Me three x"i must be as well as i love women too | |||
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"And 60% of facts are made up on the spot lmao " 95% actually | |||
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"Where did that Joel guy go? I was enjoying his comments" Probably licking his wounds after his forum humiliation dnt worry just start another thread another newbie will soon come along to tell you what an entitled arse you are
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact!" No, just on a diet, so I won't eat Jaffa cakes!  | |||
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"I want a threesome with two lesbians.. anybody interested? "Me and fake Dave offer our services. | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact! Highly unlikely get down from your perch maybe they weren’t interested in you or your not their type I'm not their type because they're fake or lesbian No you sound like a entitled guy who thinks he deserves sex so go to you corner and calm down He thinks we should all drop our knickers at the mention of Jaffa Cakes
Yeah that’s ridiculous
I know. I'd want a cup of tea with the Jaffa Cakes.
Hot chocolate ok?
With Jaffa Cakes it is.
Mind if I bring Fake Dave with me, we can have a circle jerk?
Is it gay if you do it with the same man twice after finding out he was fake prior to him cuming on my face?
If not, then yea sure, bring him along"Nothing on here is gay. | |||
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"Where did that Joel guy go? I was enjoying his comments Probably licking his wounds after his forum humiliation dnt worry just start another thread another newbie will soon come along to tell you what an entitled arse you are
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"I want a threesome with two lesbians.. anybody interested?
Me and fake Dave offer our services."See you both on the 32nd of September | |||
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"Where did that Joel guy go? I was enjoying his comments Probably licking his wounds after his forum humiliation dnt worry just start another thread another newbie will soon come along to tell you what an entitled arse you are
I may have to "Do it dude .... Im kinda bored | |||
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"It's not that I'm a lesbian or fake,it's just the next man I have sex with will be proposing to me. Depends how good at sex you are" I'm a lie back and think of my shopping list kinda woman. | |||
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"It's not that I'm a lesbian or fake,it's just the next man I have sex with will be proposing to me. Depends how good at sex you are I'm a lie back and think of my shopping list kinda woman." Might be why nobody has proposed | |||
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"Would have posted earlier Jaffa but I was fucking your totally real and fit as fuck girl with my strap-on....you know she's a lesbian right? Peach x" Just my luck. Still, rather turned on though | |||
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"It's not that I'm a lesbian or fake,it's just the next man I have sex with will be proposing to me. Depends how good at sex you are I'm a lie back and think of my shopping list kinda woman. Might be why nobody has proposed "Hey cheeky I've had a couple of proposals,one which I was stupid enough to accept. | |||
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"Is either lesbian or a fake profile. Fact!" That me laugh. | |||
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"Any more fakes and lesbians want to ruin my day?" Hi | |||
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"Any more fakes and lesbians want to ruin my day?" We can ruin it all over again if you want | |||
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"Any more fakes and lesbians want to ruin my day? Hi "Just my luck | |||
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"Any more fakes and lesbians want to ruin my day? We can ruin it all over again if you want "May as well | |||
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"Any more fakes and lesbians want to ruin my day? We can ruin it all over again if you want
May as well "Awwww nah I'm feeling generous tonight what can we do to make your day better jaffa ? | |||
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"Any more fakes and lesbians want to ruin my day? Hi
Just my luck "You got what you asked for | |||
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"Any more fakes and lesbians want to ruin my day? We can ruin it all over again if you want
May as well
Awwww nah I'm feeling generous tonight what can we do to make your day better jaffa ? "Hire me so i can get out of this job | |||
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"Any more fakes and lesbians want to ruin my day? We can ruin it all over again if you want
May as well
Awwww nah I'm feeling generous tonight what can we do to make your day better jaffa ?
Hire me so i can get out of this job"But I dnt know what you do ... how much you charge ?!?  | |||
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"Any more fakes and lesbians want to ruin my day? We can ruin it all over again if you want
May as well
Awwww nah I'm feeling generous tonight what can we do to make your day better jaffa ?
Hire me so i can get out of this job
But I dnt know what you do ... how much you charge ?!? "I'm not posting my annual salary on here but I am an IT Implementer | |||
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"Any more fakes and lesbians want to ruin my day? We can ruin it all over again if you want
May as well
Awwww nah I'm feeling generous tonight what can we do to make your day better jaffa ?
Hire me so i can get out of this job
But I dnt know what you do ... how much you charge ?!?
I'm not posting my annual salary on here but I am an IT Implementer "An i dont have any IT's that need implementing sorry . Wouldnt be able to afford you anyway | |||
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"Any more fakes and lesbians want to ruin my day? We can ruin it all over again if you want
May as well
Awwww nah I'm feeling generous tonight what can we do to make your day better jaffa ?
Hire me so i can get out of this job
But I dnt know what you do ... how much you charge ?!?
I'm not posting my annual salary on here but I am an IT Implementer
An i dont have any IT's that need implementing sorry . Wouldnt be able to afford you anyway "Just my luck | |||
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"I'm 100% real but I do have lesbian tendencies "You've stood me up once so you're obviously fake! | |||
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"I'm 100% real but I do have lesbian tendencies "Me too so maybe I’m a fake lesbian then | |||
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"Any more fakes and lesbians want to ruin my day? We can ruin it all over again if you want
May as well
Awwww nah I'm feeling generous tonight what can we do to make your day better jaffa ?
Hire me so i can get out of this job
But I dnt know what you do ... how much you charge ?!?
I'm not posting my annual salary on here but I am an IT Implementer
An i dont have any IT's that need implementing sorry . Wouldnt be able to afford you anyway
Just my luck "Are you any good at cleaning ? | |||
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"I'm 100% real but I do have lesbian tendencies
You've stood me up once so you're obviously fake!"Can't help the kids being ill | |||
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"It's not just women or gay men... To quote Cowell... For me it's a no... " I'm only looking for women so it would be a no anyway cocker | |||
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"I'm 100% real but I do have lesbian tendencies
You've stood me up once so you're obviously fake!
Can't help the kids being ill"Fake kids! | |||
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"I'm 100% real but I do have lesbian tendencies
Me too so maybe I’m a fake lesbian then "Hope not | |||
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"I'm 100% real but I do have lesbian tendencies
Me too so maybe I’m a fake lesbian then "I want to have a threesome with two lesbians.. are you free by any chance on the 32nd of this month? | |||
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"I'm 100% real but I do have lesbian tendencies
Me too so maybe I’m a fake lesbian then
I want to have a threesome with two lesbians.. are you free by any chance on the 32nd of this month? "Just because I won’t be your experiment don’t be bitter | |||
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"I'm 100% real but I do have lesbian tendencies
Me too so maybe I’m a fake lesbian then
I want to have a threesome with two lesbians.. are you free by any chance on the 32nd of this month?
Just because I won’t be your experiment don’t be bitter "This is a different experiment | |||
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"I'm 100% real but I do have lesbian tendencies
Me too so maybe I’m a fake lesbian then
I want to have a threesome with two lesbians.. are you free by any chance on the 32nd of this month?
Just because I won’t be your experiment don’t be bitter
This is a different experiment "Ok I’m in. See you on the 32nd | |||
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"I'm 100% real but I do have lesbian tendencies
Me too so maybe I’m a fake lesbian then
I want to have a threesome with two lesbians.. are you free by any chance on the 32nd of this month? "Are you hooking me up or double booking? | |||
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"I'm 100% real but I do have lesbian tendencies
Me too so maybe I’m a fake lesbian then
I want to have a threesome with two lesbians.. are you free by any chance on the 32nd of this month?
Are you hooking me up or double booking?"Or planning on standing me up?? | |||
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"I'm 100% real but I do have lesbian tendencies
Me too so maybe I’m a fake lesbian then
I want to have a threesome with two lesbians.. are you free by any chance on the 32nd of this month?
Are you hooking me up or double booking?
Or planning on standing me up?? "He needs u both greedy man | |||
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"Any more fakes and lesbians want to ruin my day? We can ruin it all over again if you want
May as well
Awwww nah I'm feeling generous tonight what can we do to make your day better jaffa ?
Hire me so i can get out of this job
But I dnt know what you do ... how much you charge ?!?
I'm not posting my annual salary on here but I am an IT Implementer "So you know how to turn it off and back on again... | |||
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"Any more fakes and lesbians want to ruin my day? We can ruin it all over again if you want
May as well
Awwww nah I'm feeling generous tonight what can we do to make your day better jaffa ?
Hire me so i can get out of this job
But I dnt know what you do ... how much you charge ?!?
I'm not posting my annual salary on here but I am an IT Implementer
So you know how to turn it off and back on again..."In the industry we call that a 'hard reboot' The more you know | |||
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