FabSwingers.com forum: Forgiveness?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The soapster was a bold and mighty fella, until his lady, she came by

But now that he's hiding behind her skirt tails, with a whimper and a cry

He stood for truth, justice and the rebalancing of the scale

but now he's gone and left his co-conspirators in the land of "no sex" jail

So, now I see the soapsters plan, the greedy little git

He led the men to water, and now the water taste like shit

And he is sat all apologetic like, on throne of silken panty

And all his co-conspirators are left in "no-sex" tanty

He smiles like the victorious, as his friends list begins to fill

With "oh well you apologised, would you like to cop a feel?"

Mine own list is diminishing, with whispers of "chauvinistic pig"

And each one of their exodus causes the plumber to dance a jig

A trap, I have fallen, please forgive me fair, flaxen haired, sweet beautiful maid

I cannot just be a member to type, it would be nice, once in a while, if I could just get laid

Forgive me, and punish not the fallen men, who tripped on Soapy’s Joke

Cos swinging sucks when, you are but a humble, feckless, single, homeless bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody brilliant but i DID NOT write that apology really i didnt she did xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody brilliant but i DID NOT write that apology really i didnt she did xx

You are now on the list!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

The plot thickens

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By *otswbabeCouple
over a year ago

north cornwall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/12/11 22:12:37]"

You appear to have lost yours.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bloody brilliant but i DID NOT write that apology really i didnt she did xx

You are now on the list!"
oooooooh a list.....great ditty btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody brilliant but i DID NOT write that apology really i didnt she did xx

You are now on the list!oooooooh a list.....great ditty btw

You are the top with "approach with extreme caution" in pencil

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bloody brilliant but i DID NOT write that apology really i didnt she did xx

You are now on the list!oooooooh a list.....great ditty btw

You are the top with "approach with extreme caution" in pencil"
i am??? well pauly i am sooooooooooo shocked at that revelation....pray tell why fair sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody brilliant but i DID NOT write that apology really i didnt she did xx

You are now on the list!oooooooh a list.....great ditty btw

You are the top with "approach with extreme caution" in pencili am??? well pauly i am sooooooooooo shocked at that revelation....pray tell why fair sir

because......

(deep ladies voice ensues...)

Here she comes, you better watch your step

She's going to break your heart in two, it's true

It's not hard to realize

Just look into her false colored eyes

She builds you up to just put you down, what a clown

'Cause everybody knows (She's a femme fatale)

The things she does to please (She's a femme fatale)

She's just a little tease (She's a femme fatale)

See the way she walks

Hear the way she talks

You're written in her book

You're number 37, have a look

She's going to smile to make you frown, what a clown

Little boy, she's from the street

Before you start, you're already beat

She's gonna play you for a fool, yes it's true

'Cause everybody knows (She's a femme fatale)

The things she does to please (She's a femme fatale)

She's just a little tease (She's a femme fatale)

See the way she walks

Hear the way she talks

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i havent got a number 37!!! Bloomin cheek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blame Simon Le Bon for that one!

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