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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So.....I have a bit of OCD and point blank refuse to crap in a public toilet.

What are your thoughts on these germ ridden, shit stained holes?

Do you mind using them or else would you prefer to hold it in until you get home?

Do you have any special techniques for using public toilets such as papering the seat or else have you perfected the magical art of levitation above the bowl?

Pray, please do reveal all....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Office toilets are no better. People are fucking animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id happily shit in a hole in the ground made by a bear

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Just about to have my tea.

Well I WAS just about to have my tea until I saw this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id happily shit in a hole in the ground made by a bear"

Could I tempt you to shit through a hole in the balcony down to pigs snuffling about below?

True story

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Oh I can’t cope with using public toilets and will only go if I’m desperate. It’s a nightmare for me .... germs! I will only open the door open with my elbow or side of my arm. I barely touch the lock and I don’t sit down. I used toilet roll to press down the flusher and I use toilet roll to open the door. I wash my hands but then I open the door to the toilets with a hand towel or I will just use my pinky finger to open it and then I use alcohol hand rub once I’m out. It’s just not straightforward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id happily shit in a hole in the ground made by a bear

Could I tempt you to shit through a hole in the balcony down to pigs snuffling about below?

True story "
when u gotta go you gotta go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public toilets in north wales are very clean..

Well the ones where i live are anyway..i dont use them but have been reliably informed that they are kept cleaner than the ones at my sons school

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I use them when necessary, it's better than pissing in a policeman's helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use them when necessary, it's better than pissing in a policeman's helmet "

Do policemen even have helmets?

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I use whatever I need when I need it. if its too dirty (and I have a job where I often come around dirty ones) I hover. have alcohol gel in my work bag when its really bad

but I wouldn't hold back just because its not my own loo...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

When you got to go you got to go. Get in do you business don't look to closely and get the heck outta there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never understood hovering or shoving bog roll everywhere.

Just wipe and sit. How many germs do ya think are gonna be absorbed by your ass cheeks? Dont rub ya holes on it and you'll be alright im sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive never understood hovering or shoving bog roll everywhere.

Just wipe and sit. How many germs do ya think are gonna be absorbed by your ass cheeks? Dont rub ya holes on it and you'll be alright im sure"

That made me smile "Dont rub ya holes on it and you'll be alright"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I use them when necessary, it's better than pissing in a policeman's helmet

Do policemen even have helmets? "

Dixon of Dock Green did

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

.....and don’t even get me started on trough urinals.....

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

You cannot catch germs by sitting on a bog set ,just wash your hands after ..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Just get on with it yer bunch of wusses, and wash your hands properly.

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

I usually have a pack of Domestos wipes on me.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Id happily shit in a hole in the ground made by a bear"

I've written a spoof song about that!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

As long as they are clean I don’t have a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is all nothing.. Until you've experienced living in a small house with 7 others and 1 toilet only.. Which was occupied for a long time and you really needed to go.. What would you do?

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Try shitting in a public squat toilet in a backwater bus station in Nepal. If you can shit there you can shit anywhere!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

There’s no throne like your own.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Doesnt really bother me but since taking new medication for diabetes I seem to have developed the bladder of a race horse... When I need a wee I REALLY need a wee.

I found a fab App for finding public loos nearby it's called Where is Public Toilet. It show all loos in your area, including details of disabled loos, parking nearby, if you have to pay and the ability to rate them if they are rotten or exceptional.

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By *bi_AstrayTV/TS
over a year ago

Plymouth

Not many festival attendees posting in here Glastonbury long drops are a sight and smell to behold on a warm day... This year at Boomtown a girl was actually trying to retrieve her phone she had dropped into a composting toilet basically a wheelie bin full of piss, shit, loo roll and a sprinkling of sawdust... Not sure if she was successful or not. porta loos at festivals tend to be the worst... Most of these problems are caused by people who are too precious to use the toilets like they would use the toilet in their own homes... You can't shit all over a toilet seat if you're sat on it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only use Public toilets as and when i need to but would rather hold on. No one enjoys using public toilets, well not for the use they are designed for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I can’t cope with using public toilets and will only go if I’m desperate. It’s a nightmare for me .... germs! I will only open the door open with my elbow or side of my arm. I barely touch the lock and I don’t sit down. I used toilet roll to press down the flusher and I use toilet roll to open the door. I wash my hands but then I open the door to the toilets with a hand towel or I will just use my pinky finger to open it and then I use alcohol hand rub once I’m out. It’s just not straightforward "

Yep this! ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So.....I have a bit of OCD and point blank refuse to crap in a public toilet.

What are your thoughts on these germ ridden, shit stained holes?

Do you mind using them or else would you prefer to hold it in until you get home?

Do you have any special techniques for using public toilets such as papering the seat or else have you perfected the magical art of levitation above the bowl?

Pray, please do reveal all.... "

I'm scared to say, considering you have described them to be portals of hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having visited the Middle East more than once and being forced to use their squat toilets, and American bases and their not having cubicles around the pans, I have no issue with our public toilets, though I’ll still paper the seat!

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