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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And noisy and never shut up and are not as good as boys and my mum said I should keep away from them cause they have cooties and germs so there xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guess a shag is out the question then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never listened to mine and still dont...look where its got me now...mmmmmmm pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And noisy and never shut up and are not as good as boys and my mum said I should keep away from them cause they have cooties and germs so there xx

and,and, and they wear pointy shoes and go like "la de da" all the time, and, and, they smell like vaseline

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

where's wendy when you need to her to keep you in check???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OH NO THEY AREN'T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, so I'm germy right now.... I don't smell cus I can't

But at least I can manage to stay in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"where's wendy when you need to her to keep you in check???

Where she should be washing up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dare you say that to my face next time we meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and they do front bottom burps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OH NO THEY AREN'T

ARE SO THEN xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and they live in shoes, or live for shoes or their shoes are alive, i cant remember.......its been so long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dare you say that to my face next time we meet!

Huh I ain't frightened of a girrrll xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"where's wendy when you need to her to keep you in check???

Where she should be washing up xx

no worries, once the ladies gets ya, rip your dick off and give you anal with it...

good luck mrs soapsterx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

But where made of sugar and spice and all things nice and where sitting on a fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OH NO THEY AREN'T

ARE SO THEN xx

OH NO THEY'RE NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and they live in shoes, or live for shoes or their shoes are alive, i cant remember.......its been so long

At least some of them wear nice shiny shoes so we can see if they got any kecks on. That bit's good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dare you say that to my face next time we meet!

Huh I ain't frightened of a girrrll xx

Shuttit shortass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dare you say that to my face next time we meet!

Huh I ain't frightened of a girrrll xx

I ain't just any girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok, before we go any further can we redefine "Girl"...

..Thats me dead....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I smell lovely, im just outta shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

I've not got to see them Moodycow Pjs yet

....oh well, if they are already on the floor, Mr A can give me a description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and warm and its wet outside

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"and they live in shoes, or live for shoes or their shoes are alive, i cant remember.......its been so long

we live for shoes and shag in shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Slutlette...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

I've not got to see them Moodycow Pjs yet

....oh well, if they are already on the floor, Mr A can give me a description

I am going to take a pic of me in them that will scare you all

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I smell luverly so there ... and I dont say much at all.. !!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

I've not got to see them Moodycow Pjs yet

....oh well, if they are already on the floor, Mr A can give me a description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and warm and its wet outside

room for a little one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep that's why we wear makeup and perfume

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

me too mr now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And where would all you men be without us lovely girls!

I don't smell have just had a lovely bubble bath!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha

pmfsl

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha

pmfsl"

How on earth you can call the guys lazy when you lot sit down to pee amazes me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha

*dies laughing*

RIP little ole me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And where would all you men be without us lovely girls!

I don't smell have just had a lovely bubble bath!

pics please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or a scratch n sniff pad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha

Bite me

Oh sorry ya did xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Methinks the Dopester has a deathwish and no longer wants a sex life!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha

Bite me

Oh sorry ya did xx

50% of you went missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha

pmfsl

How on earth you can call the guys lazy when you lot sit down to pee amazes me..."

As opposed to men who are too lazy to aim IN the actual toilet

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

I like parties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

Mind if I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha

pmfsl

How on earth you can call the guys lazy when you lot sit down to pee amazes me..."

I know 1 man that sits down to pee , in fact 3

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"And noisy and never shut up and are not as good as boys and my mum said I should keep away from them cause they have cooties and germs so there xx

sorry can't agree with you mate, I love the girlies cos they can cook,wash, iron, do the hoovering ..................... hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha

Bite me

Oh sorry ya did xx

If you isist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Methinks the Dopester has a deathwish and no longer wants a sex life!!!!"

WASNT ME BABY THE BIG BOYS MADE ME DO IT xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

Mind if I join?

Your the main event

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"And noisy and never shut up and are not as good as boys and my mum said I should keep away from them cause they have cooties and germs so there xx

sorry can't agree with you mate, I love the girlies cos they can cook,wash, iron, do the hoovering ..................... hehehehehe"

oh and I fogot to say they have boobies we can rest our heads on too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha

pmfsl

How on earth you can call the guys lazy when you lot sit down to pee amazes me...

As opposed to men who are too lazy to aim IN the actual toilet

Some of us dont have to aim, but I wish they would warm the water up in the bowl........

And Soapy, your madames in the thread, so I am off, I am not scared, just aware of my mortality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women ask men if their bums look big in this cos nature gave them tits to get in the way of seeing for themselves how tubby their tummies are getting.

I'll just tootle off now ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

I like parties

Did I not mention your part of tag team for main event at party

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha

pmfsl

How on earth you can call the guys lazy when you lot sit down to pee amazes me...

As opposed to men who are too lazy to aim IN the actual toilet

Some of us dont have to aim, but I wish they would warm the water up in the bowl........

And Soapy, your madames in the thread, so I am off, I am not scared, just aware of my mortality

aye Pauly, you run whilst you still have use of our legs pal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

Mind if I join?

Your the main event

Do I need to start worrying?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

I like parties

Did I not mention your part of tag team for main event at party

this party sounds even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ass is big and u know what IM PROUD OF IT More than my big gob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

Mind if I join?

Your the main event

Do I need to start worrying?

nope Mrs A will hold your hand

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Did i here the word party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aye Pauly, you run whilst you still have use of our legs pal!!

I sent you a signed picture of my arse, remember that.... find a happy place!.... please!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

I like parties

Did I not mention your part of tag team for main event at party

this party sounds even better

Will be lots of floor play dont want Mr A falling off anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women ask men if their bums look big in this cos nature gave them tits to get in the way of seeing for themselves how tubby their tummies are getting.

I'll just tootle off now ok.

Gone to peer at your cock in the mirror?

Beer bellies get in the way a bit apparently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did i here the word party

You sure did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

Mind if I join?

Your the main event

Do I need to start worrying?

nope Mrs A will hold your hand

Well, I bloody well hope she keeps a grip on it... unlike the voddy/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And where would all you men be without us lovely girls!

I don't smell have just had a lovely bubble bath!

pics please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or a scratch n sniff pad!"

scratch and sniff pad! Now there is a thought! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

I like parties

Did I not mention your part of tag team for main event at party

this party sounds even better

Will be lots of floor play dont want Mr A falling off anything

PMSL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

Mind if I join?

Your the main event

Do I need to start worrying?

nope Mrs A will hold your hand

Well, I bloody well hope she keeps a grip on it... unlike the voddy/

Its ok got her a training cup wont get anything unless she sucks hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

aye Pauly, you run whilst you still have use of our legs pal!!

Aye cause you lot dont use em xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And where would all you men be without us lovely girls!

I don't smell have just had a lovely bubble bath!

pics please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or a scratch n sniff pad!

scratch and sniff pad! Now there is a thought! X"

Giz a sniff

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

awwww.... reminds me of that old chestnut...

Q. "why do women wear make up and perfume?"

A. "because they are ugly... and they smell!!".....

I'm here all week.... try the veal and tip ya waiter....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aye Pauly, you run whilst you still have use of our legs pal!!

Aye cause you lot dont use em xx

urgghh snail trails...... oh you meant they are lazy.... whooooops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

Mind if I join?

Your the main event

Do I need to start worrying?

nope Mrs A will hold your hand

Well, I bloody well hope she keeps a grip on it... unlike the voddy/

Its ok got her a training cup wont get anything unless she sucks hard

We'll get Mr A stabilisers too

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

Mind if I join?

Your the main event

Do I need to start worrying?

nope Mrs A will hold your hand

make that Mr A, dont want him falling again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

Mind if I join?

Your the main event

Do I need to start worrying?

nope Mrs A will hold your hand

Well, I bloody well hope she keeps a grip on it... unlike the voddy/

Its ok got her a training cup wont get anything unless she sucks hard

We'll get Mr A stabilisers too

have now got a vision of chorlton and the wheelies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And where would all you men be without us lovely girls!

I don't smell have just had a lovely bubble bath!

pics please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or a scratch n sniff pad!

scratch and sniff pad! Now there is a thought! X

anytime x

Giz a sniff

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"guess a shag is out the question then

I'll give ya one

Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me

See bloody lazy as well xx

Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it

You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?

not yet

Party

Mind if I join?

Your the main event

Do I need to start worrying?

nope Mrs A will hold your hand

Well, I bloody well hope she keeps a grip on it... unlike the voddy/

Its ok got her a training cup wont get anything unless she sucks hard

We'll get Mr A stabilisers too

have now got a vision of chorlton and the wheelies

can i have one of those bendy straws as well

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