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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just asked Siren to pass me the biscuits and as she handed over a near empty biscuit tin she declared, "I'm afraid I've eaten all the nice ones."

As I looked into the tin I saw she hadn't, as all that were left were the Nice ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just asked Siren to pass me the biscuits and as she handed over a near empty biscuit tin she declared, "I'm afraid I've eaten all the nice ones."

As I looked into the tin I saw she hadn't, as all that were left were the Nice ones.

You really need to get out more mate

Coming fa a pint? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just asked Siren to pass me the biscuits and as she handed over a near empty biscuit tin she declared, "I'm afraid I've eaten all the nice ones."

As I looked into the tin I saw she hadn't, as all that were left were the Nice ones.

You really need to get out more mate

Coming fa a pint? Xx

I'd fookin love to. What's ya poison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd fookin love to. What's ya poison?

Well apparently Wendy is trying cyanide at the moment in small doses as she says the others ain't worked properly xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd fookin love to. What's ya poison?

Well apparently Wendy is trying cyanide at the moment in small doses as she says the others ain't worked properly xx

Still breathing is she?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you two are off out Hobnobing... May I join you...

My round...

Im on the Bourbons...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

can i come even if i am a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you two are off out Hobnobing... May I join you...

My round...

Im on the Bourbons...

Aye mines a pint a voddy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you two are off out Hobnobing... May I join you...

My round...

Im on the Bourbons...

Bikkies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i come even if i am a girl"

No no split arses allowed xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"can i come even if i am a girl

No no split arses allowed xx

Didnt want to come anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arent they pronounced as 'Neece'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arent they pronounced as 'Neece'"

they are no good for dunking total wimps just put em near the drink and they fall in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i come even if i am a girl

No no split arses allowed xx

Didnt want to come anyway lol"

Awww...

*Sneaks Diamonds a yummie drinky...;-)*

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"can i come even if i am a girl

No no split arses allowed xx

Didnt want to come anyway lol

Awww...

*Sneaks Diamonds a yummie drinky...;-)*

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dont worry about me im off out with the girls instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People who dunk biscuits aren't human and ergo must have been dropped off here from a passing flying saucer thousands of years ago and have bred and bred and now number in the millions across the planet. And one of them is the person who invented Nice biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i come even if i am a girl

No no split arses allowed xx

Didnt want to come anyway lol

Awww...

*Sneaks Diamonds a yummie drinky...;-)*

dont worry about me im off out with the girls instead

Me too... girls smell nice, but as in the nice biccies kinda way

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

So are they pronounced Nice, as in the taste or Nice, as in the French city?

By the way.. I'm coming out with you guys. But don't tell my boss as I'm on call tonight.

I've got plenty of 50p pieces for the pool table. Winner stays on, yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So are they pronounced Nice, as in the taste or Nice, as in the French city?

By the way.. I'm coming out with you guys. But don't tell my boss as I'm on call tonight.

I've got plenty of 50p pieces for the pool table. Winner stays on, yeah?"

Sounds good set em up xx

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Arent they pronounced as 'Neece'"

pronounciation lessons from a scot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So are they pronounced Nice, as in the taste or Nice, as in the French city?

By the way.. I'm coming out with you guys. But don't tell my boss as I'm on call tonight.

I've got plenty of 50p pieces for the pool table. Winner stays on, yeah?"

I've never really known for sure tbh. As a kid I used to say 'Neece' sometimes and 'Nice' other times but I'm fucked if I knew/know which was/is correct!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Who's in charge of the music? The jukebox is over in the corner... sort it out!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh goody a jukebox.....puts on Maverick Sabre, I Need and uses the other 20p for a bit of Simone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhh some hadn't picked....so as it's a Sunday, lets also have a little Dusty and Son Of A Preacher Man................now dance

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Switch the feckin music down we're trying to talk in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

passes out the earplugs

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