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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why oh why cut it triangle

Tottaly pointless grrrrrrr

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It's posh as fuck I think.

Eat it in rectangles or uncut, normal hand position.

Cut it in a triangle and eat it with your pinky in the air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why oh why cut it triangle

Tottaly pointless grrrrrrr"

Apart from the ones on the corners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That and plates that are odd shaped, rectangular and so on. Fucks with my plate spin whilst eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be triangle! It's law!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I prefer fried bread to toast

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By *wosWoman
over a year ago

east london

It fits better in the pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just toast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's just toast. "

But no good to make a butty out of ya bacon

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

But the angle of the triangle makes it great for poking into an unbroken runny yolk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like triangular toast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But the angle of the triangle makes it great for poking into an unbroken runny yolk"
so does a knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just toast.

But no good to make a butty out of ya bacon"

Order a bacon sandwich.

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"That and plates that are odd shaped, rectangular and so on. Fucks with my plate spin whilst eating "

Got fish n chips on a deep wooden tray from a gastro pub once... deeply offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just toast.

But no good to make a butty out of ya bacon"

Fair point

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"But the angle of the triangle makes it great for poking into an unbroken runny yolkso does a knife"

But if you want it on your cooked bread you have to spread it with the knife.

Of course my theory is flawed as soldiers for dippy eggs are rectangle.

As you can tell I'm just oblong along with my musings on this subject.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's just toast.

But no good to make a butty out of ya bacon

Order a bacon sandwich."

Na im a yorkshireman i get more for my money with a fry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just toast.

But no good to make a butty out of ya bacon

Fair point "

Knives cut through bacon too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just toast.

But no good to make a butty out of ya bacon

Fair point

Knives cut through bacon too."

Oh, that reminds me, I have bacon in the fridge that has to be used.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its like a curse following me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's posh as fuck I think.

Eat it in rectangles or uncut, normal hand position.

Cut it in a triangle and eat it with your pinky in the air.

"

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Also not ideal with some brands of sliced bread as the slices are more retangular than square. And who wants toast where all sides of the triangle are visibly different lengths? That just looks weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast should be rectangular.

Sandwiches should be triangular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast and sandwiches should always be triangular unless you’re using some kind of crusty bread which is a weird shape to start with... you can’t be eating square or rectangular toast like a 6 year old?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Toast and sandwiches should always be triangular unless you’re using some kind of crusty bread which is a weird shape to start with... you can’t be eating square or rectangular toast like a 6 year old?!"
chester

Says all it needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look. I got this. Move to stoke and have oatcakes with it you ignorant none stoke people.

Wrap the bacon in the oat cake dip it in the yolk. Eat.

Wrap the egg and sausage and other stuff in there too.

Bread is so ............. primative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....

Bread is so ............. primative "

And the stable diet for virtually every civilisation since the dawn of time, nothing wrong with it in moderation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread dunked in egg and then fried, that’s the best. Don’t cut it, just put the whole slice in.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"....

Bread is so ............. primative

And the stable diet for virtually every civilisation since the dawn of time, nothing wrong with it in moderation. "

Except the high speed milling it undergoes make it break down so fast it's more like sugar in the body nowadays - only stoneground bread can be compared.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Eggy bread ..... yummy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eggy bread ..... yummy ."

Sorry we know it as French toast and cut it in triangles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eggy bread ..... yummy .

Sorry we know it as French toast and cut it in triangles. "

Here here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eggy bread ..... yummy .

Sorry we know it as French toast and cut it in triangles.

Here here!"

all kinds of wrongness

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You get a longer crustless surface area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....

Bread is so ............. primative

And the stable diet for virtually every civilisation since the dawn of time, nothing wrong with it in moderation.

Except the high speed milling it undergoes make it break down so fast it's more like sugar in the body nowadays - only stoneground bread can be compared."

Of course, I took that as read.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Eggy bread ..... yummy .

Sorry we know it as French toast and cut it in triangles. "

In france they call it lost bread as they use dry or stale bread ...

I like using freshly cut , from a loaf.... like a batch loaf

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