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What's the chance of finding a totally STRAIGHT man on here?

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By *madeus999 OP   Man
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

Same chance as finding a totally straight plank of wood in B&Q!. It's the equivalent of guy's who only want Trannys, but no straight men. It's a guy with a COCK in a dress!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you want to find a totally straight guy?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Could you please explain yourself more clearly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I say it...?

Typical of a man - always moaning that they can't have something that they didn't actually want in the first place...

Or did you just want a nice straight man to share a pot of tea and discuss Fermat's Last Theorem... or something...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you want to find a totally straight guy? "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can assure you John is totally straight has no interest in other men at all nor will he ever x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m straight. Do I win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you want to find a totally straight guy? "

So he can have sex with him, and he wouldn't be gay at the end of it.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I’m straight. Do I win?"

Are you totally straight though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol.

And furthermore, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you want to find a totally straight guy?

So he can have sex with him, and he wouldn't be gay at the end of it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m straight. Do I win?

Are you totally straight though?"

Well, my arms and legs bend in the middle and at the ends a bit. But I can just lay down flat if I have too.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Couldn't be more straight just saying

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port


"I’m straight. Do I win?"

No, I'm Straightacus!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

It's my understanding that sexuality is a spectrum. So there will be completely straight or gay guys on here but but the vast majority will be somewhere between, whether or not they are willing to accept it is another matter entirely.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Why do you want to find a totally straight guy?

So he can have sex with him, and he wouldn't be gay at the end of it. "

You didn't check his veris did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ov a bad back today so more like a question mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you want to find a totally straight guy?

So he can have sex with him, and he wouldn't be gay at the end of it.

You didn't check his veris did you? "

I didn't no . Oh.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm not sure why you're trying to find a totally straight guy.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Why would a bi man be having a total bitch fit about finding a totally straight man? Surely said totally straight man wouldn’t be interested in any sexual endeavour with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would a bi man be having a total bitch fit about finding a totally straight man? Surely said totally straight man wouldn’t be interested in any sexual endeavour with you?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Why do you want to find a totally straight guy?

So he can have sex with him, and he wouldn't be gay at the end of it.

You didn't check his veris did you?

I didn't no . Oh. "

"Women never read profiles!"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It doesn't sound like you're bi curious anymore. I've met completely straight on here in the past.

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By *pandjMan
over a year ago

Sparkford

Totally straight as I have no desire for other males/TV etc but comfortable with the fact there’s potential for crossing of swords in group situations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me who's confused by OP?

Totally straight guy backs quickly out of thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same chance as finding a totally straight plank of wood in B&Q!. It's the equivalent of guy's who only want Trannys, but no straight men. It's a guy with a COCK in a dress!. "

Soooooo.....What's your question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was only 1 transexual and I swear she looked convincing

^^^"straight" men plough transexuals more than me.

I think ladies underwear actually highlights my masculine features. (But I don't fancy being a woman)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same chance as finding a totally straight plank of wood in B&Q!. It's the equivalent of guy's who only want Trannys, but no straight men. It's a guy with a COCK in a dress!. "

You have more chance of finding a parking space...

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"Same chance as finding a totally straight plank of wood in B&Q!. It's the equivalent of guy's who only want Trannys, but no straight men. It's a guy with a COCK in a dress!. "

Something tells me your problem isn't that there's no straight men, because even if there was, why would they want to meet you. I'd say from the end of your sentence, your problem is that the men you want to meet, want to meet TVs instead of straight up men and you're having a little white about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same chance as finding a totally straight plank of wood in B&Q!. It's the equivalent of guy's who only want Trannys, but no straight men. It's a guy with a COCK in a dress!.

Something tells me your problem isn't that there's no straight men, because even if there was, why would they want to meet you. I'd say from the end of your sentence, your problem is that the men you want to meet, want to meet TVs instead of straight up men and you're having a little white about it"

He needs someone to go fishing with.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds


"Same chance as finding a totally straight plank of wood in B&Q!. It's the equivalent of guy's who only want Trannys, but no straight men. It's a guy with a COCK in a dress!.

Something tells me your problem isn't that there's no straight men, because even if there was, why would they want to meet you. I'd say from the end of your sentence, your problem is that the men you want to meet, want to meet TVs instead of straight up men and you're having a little white about it"

This!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I have absolutely no desire to do anything sexual with anyone packing XY chromosomes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These threads always get guys posting to assert their straightness. Cracks me up.

I'm straight and so is my boyfriend by the way, just for the record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads always get guys posting to assert their straightness. Cracks me up.

I'm straight and so is my boyfriend by the way, just for the record "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im.straight although some mornings im a bit crooked

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"These threads always get guys posting to assert their straightness. Cracks me up.

I'm straight and so is my boyfriend by the way, just for the record "

Thetes two gheys on this thread. If you give me a kiss I'll tell you who they are....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do exist

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