FabSwingers.com forum: Favourites quotes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ll start with my personal favourite and it goes as following

‘Love is trash, Bitches need cash ~ Ganghi’

Over to you

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Keep the change you filthy animal

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I’ve got pussy on tap as they all love my cock!’ - Sigmund Freud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but its a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift - Marilyn Monroe

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak out and remove all doubt

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By *hatty479Man
over a year ago

Lewisham

Got one for here

"There's two types of people in the world, those that watch porn and those that lie about it"

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Have patience with yourself because you have gone through some hard shit, but this too shall pass.

idk who said it.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Sometimes losing the battle helps you find a new way to win the war

Donald J Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off you fucking idiot!

Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have patience with yourself because you have gone through some hard shit, but this too shall pass.

idk who said it."

Yoda.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak out and remove all doubt "

Errmmm Why comment then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said I like big butts and i cannot lie

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"Have patience with yourself because you have gone through some hard shit, but this too shall pass.

idk who said it.

Yoda."

Probably not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Don't be a cunt "

Buddha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak out and remove all doubt

Errmmm Why comment then

I thought about you when i wrote it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.

Groucho Marx

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Give an idiot a fish and you feed him for a day. Give an idiot a fishing net and he'll sell it on eBay for a fiver.

Confucious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 quid for some panel beating work arter my car got a kicking

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Anthing by Ambrose Bierce -such as:

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak out and remove all doubt

Errmmm Why comment then

I thought about you when i wrote it

You think about me too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if you only remember to turn on the light

Albus Dumbledore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"50 quid for some panel beating work arter my car got a kicking"

Mine is in the paint shop £300.. thanks to the lady who reversed into me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anthing by Ambrose Bierce -such as:

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.""

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

Groucho Marx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck boys will be fuck boys ~ Hugh Hefner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charlie don't surf"... Robert Duval

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Slags will be slags - Peter Stringfellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try not to be a cunt" - Me

"When you can't look on the bright side,I will sit with you in the dark" - Unknown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Why won't you come!?'....Winston Churchill whilst shaking his fist at the sky awaiting the arrival of the German airforce...

from the memoirs of Charles De Gaulle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before you speak, let your words pass through three gates: Is it true? Is it necessary? Is it kind?"

-Rumi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Before you speak, let your words pass through three gates: Is it true? Is it necessary? Is it kind?"

-Rumi"

Buddy, if you were a woman I’d have married you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same. "
oooh I like that one can I steal it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'if you screw up just this much..you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit outta Hong Kong!"

- Stinger 1986

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same. oooh I like that one can I steal it x"

Yeah he can’t do much about it he’s dead x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We fight as though the world were as it should be, to show it what it could be."

Angel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Before you speak, let your words pass through three gates: Is it true? Is it necessary? Is it kind?"

-Rumi

Buddy, if you were a woman I’d have married you "

Btw Rumi didn’t like to have much fun, didn’t he? Like is it funny or does it touch a nerve or does it get your blood flowing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same. oooh I like that one can I steal it x

Yeah he can’t do much about it he’s dead x"
who said it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same. oooh I like that one can I steal it x

Yeah he can’t do much about it he’s dead xwho said it ? "

Kurt Cobain

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Its better to be a lion for a day than a sheep for the rest of your life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same. oooh I like that one can I steal it x

Yeah he can’t do much about it he’s dead xwho said it ? "

Kurt cobain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not go gentle into that good night, rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Easily my favourite quote and one I live my life by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same. oooh I like that one can I steal it x

Yeah he can’t do much about it he’s dead xwho said it ?

Kurt cobain "
Ahhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience

Attributed to mark twain bit goes back much further.

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.

Robert heinlein

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By *reckledbumWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

To thine own self be true.

William Shakespeare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called a Religion.

Robert M. Pirsig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know

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By *reckledbumWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Lead me not into temptation. Oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"'if you screw up just this much..you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit outta Hong Kong!"

- Stinger 1986"

Yeehah! Jester's dead!

Jester who?

Top Gun

The sequel had better be worth the wait!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

To paraphrase Forrest Gump:

Life is like a cup-a-soup; if you're not a batchelor, then you're a mug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Before you speak, let your words pass through three gates: Is it true? Is it necessary? Is it kind?"

-Rumi"

Love this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50 quid for some panel beating work arter my car got a kicking

Mine is in the paint shop £300.. thanks to the lady who reversed into me

Swines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of being a man."

At least one of my friends says it after doing something stupid the day after a night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me golf clubs,fresh air and a beautiful woman,and you can keep the clubs and the air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madness is like gravity

All it takes is a little push

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she's abandoned her moral center and teachings...when she's cast aside her facade of propriety and lady-like demeanor...when I have so corrupted this fragile thing and brought out a writhing, mewling, bucking, wanton whore for my enjoyment and pleasure.....enticing from within this feral lioness...growling and scratching and biting...taking everything I dish out to her.....at that moment she is never more beautiful to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s just dicks and pussies ~ Shakespeare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here to kick ass and chew gum........but I'm all out of gum

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

You’re pretty sexy when you get angry - Bender, The Breakfast Club

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"It’s just dicks and pussies ~ Shakespeare "

That's from Richard III, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here to kick ass and chew gum........but I'm all out of gum"

They live!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Triangle sandwiches taste better than the square ones ~ Bananaman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck my fucking cock - lord byron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Triangle sandwiches taste better than the square ones ~ Bananaman "

‘Tis true though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Triangle sandwiches taste better than the square ones ~ Bananaman

‘Tis true though "

But triangle toast is pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boats an hoes ~ Prestige Worldwide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Triangle sandwiches taste better than the square ones ~ Bananaman

‘Tis true though

But triangle toast is pointless"

Haha also true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't believe everything you see on the internet - Abraham Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Triangle sandwiches taste better than the square ones ~ Bananaman

‘Tis true though

But triangle toast is pointless

Haha also true!"

Looks posher though in the silver racks in hotels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't believe everything you see on the internet - Abraham Lincoln"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Triangle sandwiches taste better than the square ones ~ Bananaman

‘Tis true though

But triangle toast is pointless

Haha also true!

Looks posher though in the silver racks in hotels "

But cant make a sandwich out of your fry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Triangle sandwiches taste better than the square ones ~ Bananaman

‘Tis true though

But triangle toast is pointless

Haha also true!

Looks posher though in the silver racks in hotels

But cant make a sandwich out of your fry up"

Yes! It all falls out. Although it may just be us notherners who make a butty out of everything. Don’t think the posh southerners do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Triangle sandwiches taste better than the square ones ~ Bananaman

‘Tis true though

But triangle toast is pointless

Haha also true!

Looks posher though in the silver racks in hotels

But cant make a sandwich out of your fry up

Yes! It all falls out. Although it may just be us notherners who make a butty out of everything. Don’t think the posh southerners do that. "

Yeah probs a fair call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work is the curse of the drinking classes

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