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The return of the EPIC RAP BATTLE

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

You heard it first here folks.

Cakus, pie, jaffa or whatever the fuck he calls himself today has suggested we have a 2nd battle of words, abusing each other with expletives and so on.

I have agreed that it's time to show I can't rap once more, and bring my poetic licence instead.

On like Donkey Kong .... beeeeyatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to make you cry

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/648398

Here's the main event from last time, in case anyone missed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GAME ON

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm going to make you cry "

Out of my pee hole, not my eyes

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I m quite certain you'll simply UNLOS again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I m quite certain you'll simply UNLOS again."

He willl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to make you cry

Out of my pee hole, not my eyes "

Rhymes so sick they'll make your pee hole discharge

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm going to make you cry

Out of my pee hole, not my eyes

Rhymes so sick they'll make your pee hole discharge "

Grim!

I'm cracking up already

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Can ghost write if anyone needs help

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Can ghost write if anyone needs help"

Noooo, he has to do it all on his own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can ghost write if anyone needs help

Noooo, he has to do it all on his own. "

Which is what he does every night he goes home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can tell the chocolet is melting on his jaffa

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Can ghost write if anyone needs help

Noooo, he has to do it all on his own.

Which is what he does every night he goes home..."

Boom! See, this is the kinda thing we're talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a lovely time!

May the best bad-ass win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can ghost write if anyone needs help

Noooo, he has to do it all on his own.

Which is what he does every night he goes home...

Boom! See, this is the kinda thing we're talking about."

Word, fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can ghost write if anyone needs help

Noooo, he has to do it all on his own. "

Practice what you preach

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Can ghost write if anyone needs help

Noooo, he has to do it all on his own.

Practice what you preach "

I intend to.

No cheating fucknuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can ghost write if anyone needs help

Noooo, he has to do it all on his own.

Which is what he does every night he goes home..."

I'm happy on my own, when I get desperate and start bottom feeding, I'll give you a shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can ghost write if anyone needs help

Noooo, he has to do it all on his own.

Practice what you preach

I intend to.

No cheating fucknuts "

Is ifitness not around to write yours anymore

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Have a lovely time!

May the best bad-ass win!"

Cheers Dan, it will be me giggling again I reckon.

Tears rolling down my face, puss rolling down my leg.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Can ghost write if anyone needs help

Noooo, he has to do it all on his own.

Practice what you preach

I intend to.

No cheating fucknuts

Is ifitness not around to write yours anymore "

It was only about 4 lines, and I didn't pre-write!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a lovely time!

May the best bad-ass win!

Cheers Dan, it will be me giggling again I reckon.

Tears rolling down my face, puss rolling down my leg."

Puss!

I do hope that’s an autocarrot my lovely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can ghost write if anyone needs help

Noooo, he has to do it all on his own.

Which is what he does every night he goes home...

Boom! See, this is the kinda thing we're talking about."

So Peachizzle gonna make the boy shout,

he'll crywank tonight when he gets his ass beat,

cos Peaches is the Queen of the Street.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

When's kick off ?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Have a lovely time!

May the best bad-ass win!

Cheers Dan, it will be me giggling again I reckon.

Tears rolling down my face, puss rolling down my leg.

Puss!

I do hope that’s an autocarrot my lovely!! "

Yes Dan. That was an epic autocarrot.

Well, I don't need biscuit boy to make me look a cunt now, I did that all by myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay, about time again. Go girl x

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"When's kick off ?"

I'm gonna check the rota at work, see when we've both got the evening off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to make you cry

Out of my pee hole, not my eyes

Rhymes so sick they'll make your pee hole discharge

Grim!

I'm cracking up already "

Its not the cracking up but the crack for you

To think you could come back for a win on round two i read your last rymes ffs they were doo

And yet you still think you have a chance in round two.

So bring out your worst as u think your fred durst

Beacause its you that will need a hurst

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ma money's on the one and only winner

Cos we all know that she's the greatest sinner

If you wanna disagree with me

It proves what a monkey you can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ma money's on the one and only winner

Cos we all know that she's the greatest sinner

If you wanna disagree with me

It proves what a monkey you can be"

Girl carnt pull a pack biscuits

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm going to make you cry

Out of my pee hole, not my eyes

Rhymes so sick they'll make your pee hole discharge

Grim!

I'm cracking up already

Its not the cracking up but the crack for you

To think you could come back for a win on round two i read your last rymes ffs they were doo

And yet you still think you have a chance in round two.

So bring out your worst as u think your fred durst

Beacause its you that will need a hurst

"

It's a hearse ...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ma money's on the one and only winner

Cos we all know that she's the greatest sinner

If you wanna disagree with me

It proves what a monkey you can be

Girl carnt pull a pack biscuits "

Fair comment

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ma money's on the one and only winner

Cos we all know that she's the greatest sinner

If you wanna disagree with me

It proves what a monkey you can be

Girl carnt pull a pack biscuits

Fair comment "

I don't know what a 'pack biscuits' is. Like, a gang of hobnobs cruising the street looking for the ginger nuts to crumble them into oblivion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to make you cry

Out of my pee hole, not my eyes

Rhymes so sick they'll make your pee hole discharge

Grim!

I'm cracking up already

Its not the cracking up but the crack for you

To think you could come back for a win on round two i read your last rymes ffs they were doo

And yet you still think you have a chance in round two.

So bring out your worst as u think your fred durst

Beacause its you that will need a hurst

It's a hearse ..."

Dyslexia rules ko

And a grammatical correction the best u got?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm going to make you cry

Out of my pee hole, not my eyes

Rhymes so sick they'll make your pee hole discharge

Grim!

I'm cracking up already

Its not the cracking up but the crack for you

To think you could come back for a win on round two i read your last rymes ffs they were doo

And yet you still think you have a chance in round two.

So bring out your worst as u think your fred durst

Beacause its you that will need a hurst

It's a hearse ...

Dyslexia rules ko

And a grammatical correction the best u got?"

Absolutely not, but I'm not battling you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to make you cry "

Kick her ass cakey boy

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm going to make you cry

Kick her ass cakey boy"

How very dare you Dash?!

Right then sunshine, know who's side you're on. Pffft.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm going to make you cry

Kick her ass cakey boy"

I think Bananaboi has got more chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to make you cry

Kick her ass cakey boy

How very dare you Dash?!

Right then sunshine, know who's side you're on. Pffft."

it's a bloke thing peachy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to make you cry

Out of my pee hole, not my eyes

Rhymes so sick they'll make your pee hole discharge

Grim!

I'm cracking up already

Its not the cracking up but the crack for you

To think you could come back for a win on round two i read your last rymes ffs they were doo

And yet you still think you have a chance in round two.

So bring out your worst as u think your fred durst

Beacause its you that will need a hurst

It's a hearse ...

Dyslexia rules ko

And a grammatical correction the best u got?

Absolutely not, but I'm not battling you "

Awww but i was just getting started

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm going to make you cry

Kick her ass cakey boy

I think Bananaboi has got more chance "

Of getting in cakes ass, yes.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm going to make you cry

Kick her ass cakey boy

How very dare you Dash?!

Right then sunshine, know who's side you're on. Pffft.it's a bloke thing peachy"

I'll remember that. Traitor.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm going to make you cry

Kick her ass cakey boy

I think Bananaboi has got more chance

Of getting in cakes ass, yes. "

I can see you're only warming up

for what will be a total mashup

Call him a spud, cos he's a dud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to make you cry

Kick her ass cakey boy

How very dare you Dash?!

Right then sunshine, know who's side you're on. Pffft.it's a bloke thing peachy"

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm going to make you cry

Kick her ass cakey boy

I think Bananaboi has got more chance

Of getting in cakes ass, yes.

I can see you're only warming up

for what will be a total mashup

Call him a spud, cos he's a dud "

With as much sex appeal as Elmer Fudd.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I missed the last thread so thanks the link PP, just read it ~ my money's on you darling x

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I missed the last thread so thanks the link PP, just read it ~ my money's on you darling x"

Oh cake won't like that. You're his not very secret crush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I missed the last thread so thanks the link PP, just read it ~ my money's on you darling x

Oh cake won't like that. You're his not very secret crush "

Shit, how did you know?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I missed the last thread so thanks the link PP, just read it ~ my money's on you darling x

Oh cake won't like that. You're his not very secret crush "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you need a hip hop beat to drop to, I could whip up a cheeky one on my computer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woop woop Peach! We're behind you (phnarr)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Biscuits crumble.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"If you need a hip hop beat to drop to, I could whip up a cheeky one on my computer. "

I roll to the rhythm of my own out of time beat, but thank you.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Woop woop Peach! We're behind you (phnarr)

"

Yaaaaaaay

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm going to make you cry "

Ffs your back are you. Bloody bad penny's always return

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I missed the last thread so thanks the link PP, just read it ~ my money's on you darling x

Oh cake won't like that. You're his not very secret crush "

What have I done

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Biscuits crumble."

Peaches get squashed. Just kidding,women rule!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Biscuits crumble.

Peaches get squashed. Just kidding,women rule!"

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I missed the last thread so thanks the link PP, just read it ~ my money's on you darling x

Oh cake won't like that. You're his not very secret crush

What have I done "

Wrong PP, PP

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I missed the last thread so thanks the link PP, just read it ~ my money's on you darling x

Oh cake won't like that. You're his not very secret crush

What have I done

Wrong PP, PP "

Phew x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to make you cry

Ffs your back are you. Bloody bad penny's always return "

Miss me darling?

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