FabSwingers.com forum: Looking to fuck my way through fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who wants to go first

Vegans won't be considered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had tuna today, I'll go first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had tuna today, I'll go first."

Off to a good start

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Who wants to go first

Vegans won't be considered "

Vegans are people too! ( Allegedly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*turns vegan

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I thought you'd found your perfect woman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to go first

Vegans won't be considered

Vegans are people too! ( Allegedly)"

Until i see proof, I'm going to disagree

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I thought you'd found your perfect woman?

She changed her eating habits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*turns vegan

You're loss

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By *astings SocialWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Had sausage roll for lunch.

I'm in

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"*turns vegan

You're loss

Get your yours right nunbnuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought you'd found your perfect woman?

How is that possible? I haven't met you yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had sausage roll for lunch.

I'm in "

Excellent

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"*turns vegan

You're loss

Get your yours right nunbnuts "

Get your numbnuts right numbnuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*turns vegan

You're loss

Get your yours right nunbnuts "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be cake?"

Jaffa cakes ok?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Who wants to go first

Vegans won't be considered "

Vegans don't eat Jaffa cakes anyway!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Are Jaffa cakes vegan?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"*turns vegan

You're loss

It's your dopey draws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be cake?

Jaffa cakes ok?"

Yes. Can I bring a friend?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Are Jaffa cakes vegan?"

They are not - so they can't eat him - I think that's his problem!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are Jaffa cakes vegan?"

Don't think so, you'll need eggs to make the sponge wouldn't you?

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Do Jaffa cakes contain melted down baby cows then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are Jaffa cakes vegan?"

Don't think so, you'll need eggs to make the sponge wouldn't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do vegans give blow jobs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be cake?

Jaffa cakes ok?

Yes. Can I bring a friend?"

Please do. Save me time on travelling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do vegans give blow jobs? "

I'm not willing to take that chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will be ok. It’s the norm for certain regular male posters to meet the forum female regulars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*turns vegan

You're loss

It's your dopey draws."

Grammar aside, are we fucking or what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to go first

Vegans won't be considered "

Sorry vagatarian

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You will be ok. It’s the norm for certain regular male posters to meet the forum female regulars

I know, done it a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll start fucking my way through fab first then.

Or have I got the wrong idea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do vegans give blow jobs?

I'm not willing to take that chance "

They defo wont bite any hoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll start fucking my way through fab first then.

Or have I got the wrong idea?"

Very wrong

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Do vegans give blow jobs? "

Oh yes they do o have some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll start fucking my way through fab first then.

Or have I got the wrong idea?

Very wrong

Not the first time I got the wrong end of the stick... I still wince at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, but you better hold me afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay, but you better hold me afterwards"

I would never let you go

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Okay, but you better hold me afterwards

I would never let you go"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"*turns vegan

You're loss

It's your dopey draws.

Grammar aside, are we fucking or what?"

Not at the mo I'm just having a number two at the mo and then going to pretend to do some exercise at the gym. Why do my bloody gym pants feel baggy.

Anyways I don't do naughty sex meets anymore,just socials without the sex. I know pointless eh.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Anyone got a belt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*turns vegan

You're loss

Get your yours right nunbnuts

I'm a nob"

Fify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to go first

Vegans won't be considered "

You go first.....I’ll start fucking my way through Fab in October thanks op,... I’m busy this month.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"*turns vegan

You're loss

Get your yours right nunbnuts

I'm a nob

Fify

Ha! You're not wrong there

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*turns vegan

You're loss

It's your dopey draws.

Grammar aside, are we fucking or what?

Not at the mo I'm just having a number two at the mo and then going to pretend to do some exercise at the gym. Why do my bloody gym pants feel baggy.

Anyways I don't do naughty sex meets anymore,just socials without the sex. I know pointless eh."

I'm going to take that as a maybe

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"*turns vegan

You're loss

It's your dopey draws.

Grammar aside, are we fucking or what?

Not at the mo I'm just having a number two at the mo and then going to pretend to do some exercise at the gym. Why do my bloody gym pants feel baggy.

Anyways I don't do naughty sex meets anymore,just socials without the sex. I know pointless eh."

Socials are great. Bite to eat, bowling, whatever the fuck you want without any pressure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*turns vegan

You're loss

It's your dopey draws.

Grammar aside, are we fucking or what?

Not at the mo I'm just having a number two at the mo and then going to pretend to do some exercise at the gym. Why do my bloody gym pants feel baggy.

Anyways I don't do naughty sex meets anymore,just socials without the sex. I know pointless eh.

Socials are great. Bite to eat, bowling, whatever the fuck you want without any pressure. "

Yeah this

. And if it happens it happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*turns vegan

You're loss

It's your dopey draws.

Grammar aside, are we fucking or what?

Not at the mo I'm just having a number two at the mo and then going to pretend to do some exercise at the gym. Why do my bloody gym pants feel baggy.

Anyways I don't do naughty sex meets anymore,just socials without the sex. I know pointless eh.

Socials are great. Bite to eat, bowling, whatever the fuck you want without any pressure.

Yeah this

. And if it happens it happens"

Oh, it will happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quantity over quality, you’ll fucking do ! It’s any port in a storm.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"*turns vegan

You're loss

It's your dopey draws.

Grammar aside, are we fucking or what?

Not at the mo I'm just having a number two at the mo and then going to pretend to do some exercise at the gym. Why do my bloody gym pants feel baggy.

Anyways I don't do naughty sex meets anymore,just socials without the sex. I know pointless eh.

Socials are great. Bite to eat, bowling, whatever the fuck you want without any pressure. "

Chippy is as far as my funds go at the moment,I have the Manchester social and bloody xmas to start thinking about.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"*turns vegan

You're loss

It's your dopey draws.

Grammar aside, are we fucking or what?

Not at the mo I'm just having a number two at the mo and then going to pretend to do some exercise at the gym. Why do my bloody gym pants feel baggy.

Anyways I don't do naughty sex meets anymore,just socials without the sex. I know pointless eh.

Socials are great. Bite to eat, bowling, whatever the fuck you want without any pressure.

Chippy is as far as my funds go at the moment,I have the Manchester social and bloody xmas to start thinking about."

Order a pizza that you get for free if it takes longer than 30 mins to arrive, then plant road blocks meaning they can't get to you for 31 mins. Genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*turns vegan

You're loss

It's your dopey draws.

Grammar aside, are we fucking or what?

Not at the mo I'm just having a number two at the mo and then going to pretend to do some exercise at the gym. Why do my bloody gym pants feel baggy.

Anyways I don't do naughty sex meets anymore,just socials without the sex. I know pointless eh.

Socials are great. Bite to eat, bowling, whatever the fuck you want without any pressure.

Chippy is as far as my funds go at the moment,I have the Manchester social and bloody xmas to start thinking about.

Order a pizza that you get for free if it takes longer than 30 mins to arrive, then plant road blocks meaning they can't get to you for 31 mins. Genius "

100% works Every time

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"*turns vegan

You're loss

It's your dopey draws.

Grammar aside, are we fucking or what?

Not at the mo I'm just having a number two at the mo and then going to pretend to do some exercise at the gym. Why do my bloody gym pants feel baggy.

Anyways I don't do naughty sex meets anymore,just socials without the sex. I know pointless eh.

Socials are great. Bite to eat, bowling, whatever the fuck you want without any pressure.

Chippy is as far as my funds go at the moment,I have the Manchester social and bloody xmas to start thinking about.

Order a pizza that you get for free if it takes longer than 30 mins to arrive, then plant road blocks meaning they can't get to you for 31 mins. Genius "

You're a good person to know you aren't you.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"*turns vegan

You're loss

It's your dopey draws.

Grammar aside, are we fucking or what?

Not at the mo I'm just having a number two at the mo and then going to pretend to do some exercise at the gym. Why do my bloody gym pants feel baggy.

Anyways I don't do naughty sex meets anymore,just socials without the sex. I know pointless eh.

Socials are great. Bite to eat, bowling, whatever the fuck you want without any pressure.

Chippy is as far as my funds go at the moment,I have the Manchester social and bloody xmas to start thinking about.

Order a pizza that you get for free if it takes longer than 30 mins to arrive, then plant road blocks meaning they can't get to you for 31 mins. Genius

You're a good person to know you aren't you. "

I have my uses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats funny me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has your cock fell off yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has your cock fell off yet?"

I've just got a town called Tain outside Inverness, looking to start working my way down tomorrow morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegans won't be considered "

brilliant! Jaffa's , anti vegan... i want to buy you a beer

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Are Jaffa cakes vegan?

They are not - so they can't eat him - I think that's his problem!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Has your cock fell off yet?

I've just got a town called Tain outside Inverness, looking to start working my way down tomorrow morning"

I was going to take you up on the offer, but you'll be knackered by the time you get down here

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has your cock fell off yet?

I've just got a town called Tain outside Inverness, looking to start working my way down tomorrow morning

I was going to take you up on the offer, but you'll be knackered by the time you get down here

Nita"

I've got some little blue pills to combat that. If that fails, I can always send Princess Peach in my place, she's better looking than me and has a bigger penis

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Has your cock fell off yet?

I've just got a town called Tain outside Inverness, looking to start working my way down tomorrow morning

I was going to take you up on the offer, but you'll be knackered by the time you get down here

Nita

I've got some little blue pills to combat that. If that fails, I can always send Princess Peach in my place, she's better looking than me and has a bigger penis "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Do vegans give blow jobs? "

Definitely, man milk is the dairy alternative to cows milk

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Has your cock fell off yet?

I've just got a town called Tain outside Inverness, looking to start working my way down tomorrow morning

I was going to take you up on the offer, but you'll be knackered by the time you get down here

Nita

I've got some little blue pills to combat that. If that fails, I can always send Princess Peach in my place, she's better looking than me and has a bigger penis "

He ain't even lying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me please "

Yay

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