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"I’m only good at 2 things - being a mum and shagging - which is probably why I’m perpetually skint! " Both vitally important roles. | |||
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"Not getting it up and cumming to early. You ?" Laughing at inappropriate moments and helping men lose their erection. | |||
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"Not getting it up and cumming to early. You ? Biting my tongue. " I need to work on this a bit more I think ![]() | |||
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"Wanking, I'm getting really good, well you have to be if you're going to be part of the fab scene ![]() In Yorkshire we call it ‘well good’.... ![]() | |||
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"I'm excellent at moaning. I like a good whinge especially about the fuckwittery of work and all the people there. I'm also awesome at spending money I don't have (the banks money) ![]() That made me smile ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 17/09/18 14:19:52]" I'm good at that too. ![]() | |||
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"Baking and dog walking." Thought that said barking at first ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Baking and dog walking. Thought that said barking at first ![]() ![]() ![]() Speaking of which I’m good at being a bitch... ![]() | |||
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"Baking and dog walking. Thought that said barking at first ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah- not at the same time- there's only one of us that's barking mad! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm great at talking to someone and being totaly oblivious that they are blatantly flirting with me ![]() That’s unusual for a Fab man. | |||
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"I’m only good at 2 things - being a mum and shagging - which is probably why I’m perpetually skint! Both vitally important roles." Well I think one kinda led to the other! ![]() | |||
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"I'm great at talking to someone and being totaly oblivious that they are blatantly flirting with me ![]() Not for me it isn't, especialy in the real world ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 17/09/18 14:19:52] I'm good at that too. ![]() I was going to be facetious (something I'm very good at) and then thought better of it - the naughty step may have beckoned ![]() | |||
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"Aparently, quote another user on here ‘great at almost everything except making a cuppa.’ - My tea is shite. Now as a lover this is almost acceptable - flattering even... partly because as it goes tea is less important than the choice of prosecco and vodka - obviously in the throws of passion a request for a cuppa means it ‘ain’t going so well’ But, obviously am hugely competitive and take my duties seriously. And tea in the morning or as a comfort warming whet before sleeping is equally important. Moreover, as a Yorkshire man this news was devastating and as such I have not been able to perform in any respect since. I feel part of me was left behind in that jacuzzi that night. I have now attended my third therapy session and believe one day I will get there. #letitbrewbro." A Yorkshire man who can’t make tea. Taxi for............Plan_ABC ![]() | |||
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"Not getting it up and cumming to early. You ? Biting my tongue. I need to work on this a bit more I think ![]() I'm guessing you are way ahead of me still, lol. | |||
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"Not getting it up and cumming to early. You ? Biting my tongue. I need to work on this a bit more I think ![]() Haha maybe just a little ![]() | |||
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"Staring at you while you sleep." That sent a shiver down my spine | |||
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"Staring at you while you sleep." Ha, I'm good at this one too! | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() And making buns! ![]() | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() Shit, how did I forget that one? I'm good at more things than I thought ![]() | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() Wish were the fuck have you been hiding!!! Delicious | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() Wish? Damn phone | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() I've been here the whole time ![]() | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry that wasn't meant for you iv already perved over your pics | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() ![]() It was meant for miss SJ | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ve been here the whole time too ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A great line from Austin Powers. Ahh there you are... “Do I know you?” ‘No, I’m just saying,....your right there baby!’ *i think I added the baby part for effect. | |||
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"Staring at you while you sleep. That sent a shiver down my spine" You won't know anything about it. | |||
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"Staring at you while you sleep. Ha, I'm good at this one too!" Do you will them to wake up too? | |||
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"I make fucking awesome Yorkshire puddings ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Do you want a Yorkshire Pudding off?!!! ![]() | |||
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"I make fucking awesome Yorkshire puddings ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yorkshire pudding sat right here ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Turn that frown upside down, your hot as fuck | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() ![]() Aaagh cardinal sin...,you need to take ten minutes timeout on the naughty step young man ![]() | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm afraid your going on my hotlist or perv list as I call it | |||
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"I make fucking awesome Yorkshire puddings ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() G'wan then ![]() | |||
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"Blow jobs, cooking a gamon roast, being sore, being dramatic, getting involved with the wrong men, Harry Potter trivia, forgetting to eat for days on end, cuddles, and making a good hot chocolate " Oh and making random cocktails. We have a New Year’s Eve party every year and I just walk around the house with a giant jug and a straw, and random alcohol and lemonade. Always tastes great. | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don’t think anyone’s ever told me I’m on their Hotlist before ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Breaking bones it seams ![]() Tough guy eh? ![]() | |||
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"Pretty much everything." Or anything....if you pay me. ![]() | |||
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"boxing Bullshit. " One way to find out little man | |||
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"boxing Bullshit. One way to find out little man" put your willy away sausage | |||
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"Breaking bones it seams ![]() I made a bloody good job when I broke my neck, I smashed two vertebrae. If a job's worth doing and all that ![]() | |||
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"boxing Bullshit. One way to find out little man" Tough guy eh? | |||
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"boxing Bullshit. One way to find out little manput your willy away sausage" lol ![]() | |||
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"boxing Bullshit. One way to find out little man Tough guy eh? " toughest in these here parts ![]() | |||
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"boxing Bullshit. One way to find out little man Tough guy eh? toughest in these here parts ![]() London? It’s not hard. | |||
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"boxing Bullshit. One way to find out little man Tough guy eh? toughest in these here parts ![]() ahhh the old southern fairy routine, if i wasnt scared of braking a nail id be after you ![]() | |||
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"Being on here when I should be working ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Not getting it up and cumming to early. You ?" Kissing Not saying no enough Being too polite | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() ![]() Seems good at getting his women mixed up ![]() | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Really?think you better check the thread again,I replied to missSJ post,the other lady was mistaken not me | |||
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"Eating chocolate, listening, making lists, hugs and bjs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooh sorry I was mistaken too...... ![]() | |||
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"Cooking and listening. My memory is also crazy good. When that goes I will be very sad. " Nah don't worry you will be fine, you wont remember that you are sad ![]() ![]() | |||
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"DIY I'm good with my hands. That's not a euphemism, I am really good with wood.. oh it's getting worse I'll stop now. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cooking, building stuff, fixing stuff, teasing women’s bums..." Prove it | |||
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"Not getting replys to messages on fab ![]() I think most men on here are quite good at that. | |||
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"Cooking, building stuff, fixing stuff, teasing women’s bums..." Proof is in the pudding ![]() | |||
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"Arguing. No you’re not ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah. Fuck it. Let’s do the spitroast thing ![]() | |||
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"Creating laughs and orgasms ![]() ![]() Being a awesome dad is great keep up the good work. | |||
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"I’m excellent at excuses, cake making, eating, trying to see the fun in cycling but might need help with that one,.. ![]() You could try taking the seat off and replacing it with a dildo,that might make it more fun lol xx | |||
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"Cooking and fellatio ![]() Lots on here won’t understand the word fellatio. Be more basic ![]() | |||
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