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By *leasure4leisure OP   Man
over a year ago

south

What’s is the difference between marmalade and jam ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waits for the inevitable hilarity that ensues with the punchline of a godawful joke, and reminds OP that jamming anything up anywhere is not the best advertisement of your sexual prowess and munches some toast and marmalade and rolls eyes*

Do continue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for the inevitable hilarity that ensues with the punchline of a godawful joke, and reminds OP that jamming anything up anywhere is not the best advertisement of your sexual prowess and munches some toast and marmalade and rolls eyes*

Do continue..."

Wow, you sound like a laugh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for the inevitable hilarity that ensues with the punchline of a godawful joke, and reminds OP that jamming anything up anywhere is not the best advertisement of your sexual prowess and munches some toast and marmalade and rolls eyes*

Do continue...

Wow, you sound like a laugh...."

Dry wit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for the inevitable hilarity that ensues with the punchline of a godawful joke, and reminds OP that jamming anything up anywhere is not the best advertisement of your sexual prowess and munches some toast and marmalade and rolls eyes*

Do continue...

Wow, you sound like a laugh....

Dry wit."

Or caustic humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for the inevitable hilarity that ensues with the punchline of a godawful joke, and reminds OP that jamming anything up anywhere is not the best advertisement of your sexual prowess and munches some toast and marmalade and rolls eyes*

Do continue...

Wow, you sound like a laugh...."

And that’s the point of humour isn’t it? My comment is a joke and yet you didn’t find it funny. You sound like you take things too seriously yourself, which is kinda projecting as it’s what you’re thinking I’m doing. Interesting.

Shrugs.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"*waits for the inevitable hilarity that ensues with the punchline of a godawful joke, and reminds OP that jamming anything up anywhere is not the best advertisement of your sexual prowess and munches some toast and marmalade and rolls eyes*

Do continue...

Wow, you sound like a laugh....

Dry wit."

Dryer than a witch's tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for the inevitable hilarity that ensues with the punchline of a godawful joke, and reminds OP that jamming anything up anywhere is not the best advertisement of your sexual prowess and munches some toast and marmalade and rolls eyes*

Do continue...

Wow, you sound like a laugh....

Dry wit.

Or caustic humour."

But you *know* me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And still not bothered that she has blocked me !

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"What’s is the difference between marmalade and jam ? "

Is it a joke ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And still not bothered that she has blocked me ! "

Hahaha! I’ve undone it now. That was just for fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for the inevitable hilarity that ensues with the punchline of a godawful joke, and reminds OP that jamming anything up anywhere is not the best advertisement of your sexual prowess and munches some toast and marmalade and rolls eyes*

Do continue...

Wow, you sound like a laugh....

And that’s the point of humour isn’t it? My comment is a joke and yet you didn’t find it funny. You sound like you take things too seriously yourself, which is kinda projecting as it’s what you’re thinking I’m doing. Interesting.

Shrugs. "

Intersting? No, not very.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are witches tits dry ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for the inevitable hilarity that ensues with the punchline of a godawful joke, and reminds OP that jamming anything up anywhere is not the best advertisement of your sexual prowess and munches some toast and marmalade and rolls eyes*

Do continue...

Wow, you sound like a laugh....

And that’s the point of humour isn’t it? My comment is a joke and yet you didn’t find it funny. You sound like you take things too seriously yourself, which is kinda projecting as it’s what you’re thinking I’m doing. Interesting.

Shrugs.

Intersting? No, not very."

I didn’t say to *you*. Oh dear oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are witches tits dry ?"

Depends if they put a birdbath out or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And still not bothered that she has blocked me !

Hahaha! I’ve undone it now. That was just for fun! "

I did set myself up for it in fairness !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And still not bothered that she has blocked me !

Hahaha! I’ve undone it now. That was just for fun!

I did set myself up for it in fairness !! "

You’re a good sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for the inevitable hilarity that ensues with the punchline of a godawful joke, and reminds OP that jamming anything up anywhere is not the best advertisement of your sexual prowess and munches some toast and marmalade and rolls eyes*

Do continue...

Wow, you sound like a laugh....

And that’s the point of humour isn’t it? My comment is a joke and yet you didn’t find it funny. You sound like you take things too seriously yourself, which is kinda projecting as it’s what you’re thinking I’m doing. Interesting.

Shrugs.

Intersting? No, not very.

I didn’t say to *you*. Oh dear oh dear."

Boring...

Doesnt look like we're getting the punchline anyway, so this exchange is null and void. As you were then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for the inevitable hilarity that ensues with the punchline of a godawful joke, and reminds OP that jamming anything up anywhere is not the best advertisement of your sexual prowess and munches some toast and marmalade and rolls eyes*

Do continue...

Wow, you sound like a laugh....

And that’s the point of humour isn’t it? My comment is a joke and yet you didn’t find it funny. You sound like you take things too seriously yourself, which is kinda projecting as it’s what you’re thinking I’m doing. Interesting.

Shrugs.

Intersting? No, not very.

I didn’t say to *you*. Oh dear oh dear.

Boring...

Doesnt look like we're getting the punchline anyway, so this exchange is null and void. As you were then. "

Oh no, had you not worked out the punchline?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for the inevitable hilarity that ensues with the punchline of a godawful joke, and reminds OP that jamming anything up anywhere is not the best advertisement of your sexual prowess and munches some toast and marmalade and rolls eyes*

Do continue...

Wow, you sound like a laugh....

And that’s the point of humour isn’t it? My comment is a joke and yet you didn’t find it funny. You sound like you take things too seriously yourself, which is kinda projecting as it’s what you’re thinking I’m doing. Interesting.

Shrugs.

Intersting? No, not very.

I didn’t say to *you*. Oh dear oh dear.

Boring...

Doesnt look like we're getting the punchline anyway, so this exchange is null and void. As you were then.

Oh no, had you not worked out the punchline? "

Yes, but hoping for more. I tend to like jokes to be funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't marmalade a finger up your arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for the inevitable hilarity that ensues with the punchline of a godawful joke, and reminds OP that jamming anything up anywhere is not the best advertisement of your sexual prowess and munches some toast and marmalade and rolls eyes*

Do continue...

Wow, you sound like a laugh....

And that’s the point of humour isn’t it? My comment is a joke and yet you didn’t find it funny. You sound like you take things too seriously yourself, which is kinda projecting as it’s what you’re thinking I’m doing. Interesting.

Shrugs.

Intersting? No, not very.

I didn’t say to *you*. Oh dear oh dear.

Boring...

Doesnt look like we're getting the punchline anyway, so this exchange is null and void. As you were then.

Oh no, had you not worked out the punchline?

Yes, but hoping for more. I tend to like jokes to be funny. "

It's all in the delivery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for the inevitable hilarity that ensues with the punchline of a godawful joke, and reminds OP that jamming anything up anywhere is not the best advertisement of your sexual prowess and munches some toast and marmalade and rolls eyes*

Do continue...

Wow, you sound like a laugh....

And that’s the point of humour isn’t it? My comment is a joke and yet you didn’t find it funny. You sound like you take things too seriously yourself, which is kinda projecting as it’s what you’re thinking I’m doing. Interesting.

Shrugs.

Intersting? No, not very.

I didn’t say to *you*. Oh dear oh dear.

Boring...

Doesnt look like we're getting the punchline anyway, so this exchange is null and void. As you were then.

Oh no, had you not worked out the punchline?

Yes, but hoping for more. I tend to like jokes to be funny. "

You sound like a laugh... bwahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking forward to OP's fruit punchline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking forward to OP's fruit punchline."

Erectjam!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"You can't marmalade a finger up your arse?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking forward to OP's fruit punchline."

Did I not get it right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking forward to OP's fruit punchline.

Did I not get it right?"

Pretty much, although variants on the what - finger / cock etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't marmalade a finger up your arse?"

Dunno, never tried marmalade as a lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't marmalade a finger up your arse?

Dunno, never tried marmalade as a lube."

How did the jam work out for you?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking forward to OP's fruit punchline.

Erectjam!"

I don't think I could fill a jar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't marmalade a finger up your arse?

Dunno, never tried marmalade as a lube.

How did the jam work out for you?."

Paul Weller and his bandmates have never touched me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't marmalade a finger up your arse?

Dunno, never tried marmalade as a lube."

Ewww, sticky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking forward to OP's fruit punchline.

Did I not get it right?

Pretty much, although variants on the what - finger / cock etc "

I thought I was right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Marmalade were post Beatles.

The Jam were post punk.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Not sure but i have never heard of a marmalade rag...

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