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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cleaning the oven

Whatcha up to?

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By *rAdventurousJayMan
over a year ago

Kent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cleaning the oven

Whatcha up to?

Reading about you on your knees.

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By *irthy73Man
over a year ago

stourport

Cleaning a mark on the rug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cleaning the oven

Whatcha up to?

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Looking at your photos and picturing you on your knees that's what I'm up to. Must go and have a cold shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covered in juice.

Chopping vine tomatoes to make red lentil and tomato consommé , they're a bit juicy these ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cleaning a mark on the rug. "

I bet Mark's enjoying that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in bed.

I need a wee and a cup of tea, so I'm getting up now.

I might clean my oven later, what do you use?

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Cooking.

I'm making roast turkey, butternut squash soup and onion bhaji. Hoping someone can share a nice crusty bread recipe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still in bed.

I need a wee and a cup of tea, so I'm getting up now.

I might clean my oven later, what do you use?"

It’s only a few weeks old so I can just use shops own kitchen cleaner with bleach.

I’m determined to keep it like new. I’ve never had a brand new cooker before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to the pub for dinner before making my way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm eating lunch and trying to find motivation to do my housework

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By *irthy73Man
over a year ago

stourport

"Cleaning a mark on the rug.

I bet Mark's enjoying that."

I think I’m being a bit rough. All red now. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilling out on the sofa together, watching Friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Covered in juice.

Chopping vine tomatoes to make red lentil and tomato consommé , they're a bit juicy these ones. "

Have you a blender? Chuck em in there and save time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my back..watch the f1 (reclined on the sofa)

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

I just went to the shop and bought milk and nesquik milkshake powder because I'm a massive child

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

On the Calais to Dover ferry. Been away a month. Was tempted to stay away, head south to really stretch out the end of summer. Sadly the need to get back and focus on some work takes priority.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking a roast dinner and changing beds!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Sat on the settee doing eff all.

Watching MotD.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just went to the shop and bought milk and nesquik milkshake powder because I'm a massive child

Did you hold your hand as you crossed the road or did you go on your trike?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just went to the shop and bought milk and nesquik milkshake powder because I'm a massive child

Which flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just woke up from an hours snooze, will hopefully fall back asleep soon

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Um....my oven is a tad grubby....I don’t suppose whilst you’re in the cleaning mood and seeing as you’re already on your knees you could have a go on mine?

My microwave is in a bit of a state after the beef stew and dumplings readymeal exploded in there to if you’re interested?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

On the sofa watching the Grand Prix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cooking a roast dinner and changing beds! "

I’m not cooking ever again. I’ll wrap my beeeeeautifil range cooker in cling film and eat take outs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just back from an amazing cleansing appointment

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Just sorted the wood burner out for later on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to get the motivation to go to the diy shop to buy the rest of my decorating stuff and try and get finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the sofa watching the Grand Prix "

Space on the sofa for one more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Um....my oven is a tad grubby....I don’t suppose whilst you’re in the cleaning mood and seeing as you’re already on your knees you could have a go on mine?

My microwave is in a bit of a state after the beef stew and dumplings readymeal exploded in there to if you’re interested?

I’m in nesting mode I think. I’m deep cleaning everything now. Got the washing machine draw out to scrub.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"On the sofa watching the Grand Prix

Space on the sofa for one more?

There is but I'm nursing a cold too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still in bed.

I need a wee and a cup of tea, so I'm getting up now.

I might clean my oven later, what do you use?

It’s only a few weeks old so I can just use shops own kitchen cleaner with bleach.

I’m determined to keep it like new. I’ve never had a brand new cooker before.

I have, that feeling soon wears off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the sofa watching the Grand Prix

Space on the sofa for one more?

There is but I'm nursing a cold too

K's got a blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just went to the shop and bought milk and nesquik milkshake powder because I'm a massive child

My 30 something son still has Nesquik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying on my bed, catching upon crap tv, before making another cuppa and reading some more of my new Game of Thrones book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a roast beef dinner delivered to me at work, trying to eat it between customers

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"On the sofa watching the Grand Prix

Space on the sofa for one more?

There is but I'm nursing a cold too

K's got a blanket

You two are always welcome in the VIP lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a shit

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Painting kitchen tiles and radiator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the sofa watching the Grand Prix

Space on the sofa for one more?

There is but I'm nursing a cold too

K's got a blanket

You two are always welcome in the VIP lounge

We'll be right there... with some chicken soup of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bent over the bed.....cleaning the skirting board

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"I just went to the shop and bought milk and nesquik milkshake powder because I'm a massive child

Did you hold your hand as you crossed the road or did you go on your trike? "

Neither, I put on my flashing shoes and skipped there

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"I just went to the shop and bought milk and nesquik milkshake powder because I'm a massive child

Which flavour?"

Strawberry, any other flavour is blasphemous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just went to the shop and bought milk and nesquik milkshake powder because I'm a massive child

Which flavour?

Strawberry, any other flavour is blasphemous "

I couldn't agree more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just went to the shop and bought milk and nesquik milkshake powder because I'm a massive child

Did you hold your hand as you crossed the road or did you go on your trike?

Neither, I put on my flashing shoes and skipped there"

Have you seen they do heels along similar lines now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a shit "

I did ask, I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did my oven last week after a meet let me down in the 11th hour

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"I just went to the shop and bought milk and nesquik milkshake powder because I'm a massive child

Did you hold your hand as you crossed the road or did you go on your trike?

Neither, I put on my flashing shoes and skipped there

Have you seen they do heels along similar lines now?

No I have not, i shall investigate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Planning and watching MoTD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cooking a roast dinner and changing beds!

I’m not cooking ever again. I’ll wrap my beeeeeautifil range cooker in cling film and eat take outs.

You should have bought an Aga - you don't need to clean the ovens as any spills turn to charcoal and you can just brush them out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Covered in juice.

Chopping vine tomatoes to make red lentil and tomato consommé , they're a bit juicy these ones.

Have you a blender? Chuck em in there and save time. "

Nah, need them to be skinless , takes time but it's worth it! Having a cooking day today, sausage casserole prep now !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a shit "

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a shit

Prove it

Nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a shit

Prove it

Nooooooo

You don't like cock over toilet pics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cooking a roast dinner and changing beds!

I’m not cooking ever again. I’ll wrap my beeeeeautifil range cooker in cling film and eat take outs.

You should have bought an Aga - you don't need to clean the ovens as any spills turn to charcoal and you can just brush them out."

Lol. I like aga but I like a cool house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a shit

Prove it

Nooooooo

You don't like cock over toilet pics?

Nope.

I might do an ass in the air, head in the oven pic tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a shit

Prove it

Ha I'm still there scrolling through fab.... my legs have gone dead now though haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a shit

Prove it

Ha I'm still there scrolling through fab.... my legs have gone dead now though haha"

It’ll have gone all crusty by now

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"On the sofa watching the Grand Prix

Space on the sofa for one more?

There is but I'm nursing a cold too

K's got a blanket

You two are always welcome in the VIP lounge

We'll be right there... with some chicken soup of course

Mm perfect. Weirdly MM is trying to tell me that cock is the perfect cure for a cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a shit

Prove it

Ha I'm still there scrolling through fab.... my legs have gone dead now though haha"

Did you flush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the sofa watching the Grand Prix

Space on the sofa for one more?

There is but I'm nursing a cold too

K's got a blanket

You two are always welcome in the VIP lounge

We'll be right there... with some chicken soup of course

Mm perfect. Weirdly MM is trying to tell me that cock is the perfect cure for a cold

And cum cures a sore throat?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

About to ride my bike -and yes "she" does have a name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the sofa watching the Grand Prix

Space on the sofa for one more?

There is but I'm nursing a cold too

K's got a blanket

You two are always welcome in the VIP lounge

We'll be right there... with some chicken soup of course

Mm perfect. Weirdly MM is trying to tell me that cock is the perfect cure for a cold

Amateur

Everyone knows it's two...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the sofa watching football trying to get motivated to go to gym.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About to ride my bike -and yes "she" does have a name!"

Bet you love riding her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my knees, ,listening to the killer's. ,are we human ----

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Having a shit "

How was it?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Trying to do my ironing. There’s a tiny kitten who’s either swiping at anything that hangs over the ironing board or attempting to dangle from the iron cord making the job take twice as long as it should though

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

Sat reading through the forum instead of cutting the lawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I switched over from cleaning to my big drill

Chased out for a back box and replaced the surface mount broken socket in the hall for a flush one with a WiFi extender.

Yay full WiFi in the kitchen at last

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By *essica101TV/TS
over a year ago

kettering

I'm baking a lemon drizzle cake x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Being bored and feeling sorry for myself. Stomps off muttering some bollex or other.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm at cunting work, been stupidly busy and having my first nicotine hit since I arrived.

The rage has been strong today.

I also need a shit... Not a good combo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating gazpacho soup and watching a butterfly bounce around in the sunlit garden. Smileyface.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Crumbled. I’m cooking!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"On the sofa watching the Grand Prix

Space on the sofa for one more?

There is but I'm nursing a cold too

K's got a blanket

You two are always welcome in the VIP lounge

We'll be right there... with some chicken soup of course

Mm perfect. Weirdly MM is trying to tell me that cock is the perfect cure for a cold

Amateur

Everyone knows it's two...

Funny you should say that, he mentioned 2!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on my knees plumbing yesterday. Now they’re a bit creaky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was on my knees plumbing yesterday. Now they’re a bit creaky

I was doing that this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cleaned up after a late dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you do mine after?

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