FabSwingers.com forum: D*unk texts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Currently chatting to a very d*unken fabber and I'm hoping they say something embarrassing so I can remind them in the morning.

It got me thinking what's the worst d*unken text you've sent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve sent loads when I’m d*unk. Should have a filter on phone to stop me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dread to think

Once text an ex declaring my still un dying love

Soon set her straight in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve sent loads when I’m d*unk. Should have a filter on phone to stop me lol "

I'm sure someone invented an app for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent a work friend a text while on a night out. It went around rather quickly!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Tipsy texting is on my ‘what not to do’ list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve sent loads when I’m d*unk. Should have a filter on phone to stop me lol

I'm sure someone invented an app for that! "
i need to find it and get it downloaded quickly haha

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!!

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"Currently chatting to a very d*unken fabber and I'm hoping they say something embarrassing so I can remind them in the morning.

It got me thinking what's the worst d*unken text you've sent? "

I'm currently on my way to d*unksville give me your number let's see what happens

But on a serious note I generally try not to bother, if i do it's "love you...." to Mrs Reh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve sent loads when I’m d*unk. Should have a filter on phone to stop me lol

I'm sure someone invented an app for that! "

Yep there is!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!! "

That’s trusting your friend tho. Mine would send all sorts of text etc lol x

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Reminds me of the joke about the husband waking up in the morning to an awful smell in the kitchen. He walks in to see his wife by the stove with something in the pan boiling away. He looks in it in shock and asks what she’s doing. Exactly what you asked me to do last night when you came home from the pub. What are you on about he says, I never asked you to cook my sock!

Cooked socks smell clean as they kill the bacteria xxx,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!!

That’s trusting your friend tho. Mine would send all sorts of text etc lol x"

Nahhh my friends are like sisters ! Girl code. Plus she was shit faced and I’ve got codes on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!!

That’s trusting your friend tho. Mine would send all sorts of text etc lol x"

I was just gonna say the same! My friends would do so much worse things than I ever could

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Cooked socks smell clean as they kill the bacteria xxx,"

Big clumsy thumb deleted the post instead of scrolling down!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!!

That’s trusting your friend tho. Mine would send all sorts of text etc lol x

I was just gonna say the same! My friends would do so much worse things than I ever could

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ive had a woman friend message me turned out it was her friends. Thought she was wanting to do some real naughty stuff haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!!

That’s trusting your friend tho. Mine would send all sorts of text etc lol x

I was just gonna say the same! My friends would do so much worse things than I ever could

Oh believe me if it was one of my Male friends they may of tried it, but nahhh my mates know we’re to draw the line in certain situations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!!

That’s trusting your friend tho. Mine would send all sorts of text etc lol x

Nahhh my friends are like sisters ! Girl code. Plus she was shit faced and I’ve got codes on it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!!

That’s trusting your friend tho. Mine would send all sorts of text etc lol x

Nahhh my friends are like sisters ! Girl code. Plus she was shit faced and I’ve got codes on it.

Oh I was having withdrawals at 9am!! Got in my car and was throwing stones at her window to wake her up

she couldn’t remember keeping my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Texting my boss at 2am calling him a bawbag and telling him I wouldn't be able to use the genie in the morning cos I was so d*unk so could I do a shift later in the week. He saw the funny side and gave me the shift off x

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Decided to tell hubby how horny I was on night out and what I was going to do to him when I got home and sent it to my son

luckily he was 27 and just said be have mum do you want me to let dad know ???

I could have died it still gets brought up years later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a particularly heavy session in the pub,I thought it would be a good idea to text my ex girlfriend,who is the mother of my daughter and dislikes me almost as much as I can't stand her,to ask her if she fancied a one night stand for old times sake.To be fair to her,she simply text back that she has a boyfriend,as it was obvious I was steaming due to my poor spelling and spacing.Instead of leaving it alone after her reply,my d*unken brain decided to text her again and say he could watch if he wanted to or we could share.Never did get a reply to that,but we continued to dislike each other just as much and she would occasionally remind me she would block my number if I did it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decided to tell hubby how horny I was on night out and what I was going to do to him when I got home and sent it to my son

luckily he was 27 and just said be have mum do you want me to let dad know ???

I could have died it still gets brought up years later "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent a cock pic to my aunt it back fired she went mad but secretly I hope she saved it and looks at it as she plays in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I send enough embarrassing texts sober let alone d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sent a cock pic to my aunt it back fired she went mad but secretly I hope she saved it and looks at it as she plays in the bath "

You need help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I send enough embarrassing texts sober let alone d*unk"

Errrmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I send enough embarrassing texts sober let alone d*unk

Errrmmm. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I send enough embarrassing texts sober let alone d*unk

Errrmmm. ?"

I’m awaiting my embarrassing text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I send enough embarrassing texts sober let alone d*unk

Errrmmm. ?

I’m awaiting my embarrassing text "

Tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I send enough embarrassing texts sober let alone d*unk

Errrmmm. ?

I’m awaiting my embarrassing text

Tit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently chatting to a very d*unken fabber and I'm hoping they say something embarrassing so I can remind them in the morning.

It got me thinking what's the worst d*unken text you've sent? "

Why be the one to cast up d*unken antics.. never good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send a very descriptive message to other half of what he was in for when he got home .. but no i sent to my dad by accident.

Don't think he's ever forgave me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently chatting to a very d*unken fabber and I'm hoping they say something embarrassing so I can remind them in the morning.

It got me thinking what's the worst d*unken text you've sent?

Why be the one to cast up d*unken antics.. never good idea."

Hate when people go on about what I've done or said the night before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look, I know I'm fat and old, but do you think I'm ugly?"

There was something that prompted me to do it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Look, I know I'm fat and old, but do you think I'm ugly?"

There was something that prompted me to do it though."

One guy wouldnt meet me again and I kept asking him why didnt he love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Look, I know I'm fat and old, but do you think I'm ugly?"

There was something that prompted me to do it though.

One guy wouldnt meet me again and I kept asking him why didnt he love me

Why didnt he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Look, I know I'm fat and old, but do you think I'm ugly?"

There was something that prompted me to do it though.

One guy wouldnt meet me again and I kept asking him why didnt he love me

Why didnt he?

Apparently he wasnt ready for a relationship

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once texted my sister's best friend about things I'd like to do to her, worked out quite well in the end, but still never would have sent it while soder.

Texted and ex fb asking her to sit on my face again and she hasnt spoke to since. So that one didn't work out as well

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

My phone actually has a d*unk lick you can enable. Once on you have to show you can complete a pattern to text apart from your emergency contact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hammered, innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been guilty in the past, got me into some right scrapes

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By *rlo67Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Telling an ex that I miss her great ass

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

No but have been in receipt of some, always good to double check the morning after lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Look, I know I'm fat and old, but do you think I'm ugly?"

There was something that prompted me to do it though."

What did they reply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decided to tell hubby how horny I was on night out and what I was going to do to him when I got home and sent it to my son

luckily he was 27 and just said be have mum do you want me to let dad know ???

I could have died it still gets brought up years later "

Awesome!

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