FabSwingers.com forum: What's in your hand bag

By *umps OP Man
over a year ago

city

Ok ladies.. check your hand bags... what items are in your hand bag.. you never know what you might have in there..

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Hands.

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By *umps OP Man
over a year ago

city

"Hands."

????

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Strap on harness, two silicone dildos, suede flogger, rubber paddle, lube, condoms etc

(Went to a party Thursday and haven't unpacked it yet)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Hands.

????"

I put my hands in to have a feel about

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Purse

Car keys

Mobile phone

Hankies

Pens

Anything else you need to know

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By *umps OP Man
over a year ago

city

"Hands.

????

I put my hands in to have a feel about "

Ooh.. Well at least you didn't fall in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paracetamol, tampons , perfume , work I D , purse , keys , chocolate , chewing gum , heartburn tablets , pens and receipts

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Strap on harness, two silicone dildos, suede flogger, rubber paddle, lube, condoms etc

(Went to a party Thursday and haven't unpacked it yet)"

At least you're organised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands."

yours i hope

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

I've actually emptied my handbag today. Why do I keep all those Tesco receipt

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Fuck ok.

Coke zero

Medication x2

Purse

Keys x2

Sunglasses

Reading glasses

Lipstick x2

Lip liner

Mascara

Eyeliner

Kinder bars

Face mask

Soap

Deodorant

Comb

Tweezers

Snack bars

Hand gel

Perfume

Hair bands

Hair clips

Lanyard

Pens

Diary

Note book

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Purse,pens,tissues, pain killers, Scissors, nail file, tampons,earphones, poo bags, dog treats, body spray, note pad mints and a fold up shopping bag.

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

This nazule spray you put up your nose for heyfever but when an attack and do it in the car it looks dodgy by the way it works far better than tablets instant effect

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By *irthy73Man
over a year ago

stourport

"Strap on harness, two silicone dildos, suede flogger, rubber paddle, lube, condoms etc

(Went to a party Thursday and haven't unpacked it yet)"

Lol I had a friend and she always had a nighty and a couple of vibes in her bag. Ready for any eventually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can honestly say I could give Mary Poppins a run for her money :*

Purse,batteries,receipts,4 different lipsticks, umbrella small one.

Keys,Maccdys bbq sauce (picky child who eats everything with this bloody stuff!) Trolley coin,hair bobbles and grips and that's a small bag there's no chance I'm checking my other one I'll get lost

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Purse x 2 ( one for shrapnel!)

Make up bag

Selfie stick

Work ID

Shopping bag ( of the fold up variety)

Car keys

Glasses

Shades

Pens

Post it pad

Well it’s a big handbag!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Purse

Condoms

Hairbrush

Makeup bag

Spare glasses

Perfume

Paracetamol

Cocodamol

Hayfever tablets

Pens

Sunglasses

Bottle opener

Plus lots more useless junk that I may need when I'm out x

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

"Purse x 2 ( one for shrapnel!)

Make up bag

Selfie stick

Work ID

Shopping bag ( of the fold up variety)

Car keys

Glasses

Shades

Pens

Post it pad

Well it’s a big handbag!

I brought these section pouches two a pack from wowcher. Just take them out and put them in another bag for a whole outfit change very good loads of sections per pouch

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

My ansaphone message on my phone actually says ....

“ sorry ** can’t answer the phone right now, it would appear you’re at the bottom of my handbag and by the time I’ve rummaged to find you voicemail will have cut in ... I’ll ring you back!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse with bank card, oyster card, organ donor card, Matalan card and leisure centre card.

Assortment of small change.

Tweezers.

Tissues.

Bottle of Jo Malone Myrrh and Tonka perfume.

A black biro.

Two butterfly hair clips.

Door keys.

Trolley token.

I'm travelling light today.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Purse x 2 ( one for shrapnel!)

Make up bag

Selfie stick

Work ID

Shopping bag ( of the fold up variety)

Car keys

Glasses

Shades

Pens

Post it pad

Well it’s a big handbag!

I brought these section pouches two a pack from wowcher. Just take them out and put them in another bag for a whole outfit change very good loads of sections per pouch "

Great idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse

Mini hairbrush

Hand cream

Handy pack of tissues

Brolly

Lipstick

Tinted lipbalm

Eau de L'issey perfume (handbag sized)

Headphones

1 pen

A small velvet bag of crystals

And a handful of receipts and 3 pence

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Purse

Condoms

Hairbrush

Makeup bag

Spare glasses

Perfume

Paracetamol

Cocodamol

Hayfever tablets

Pens

Sunglasses

Bottle opener

Plus lots more useless junk that I may need when I'm out x"

All the necessary essentials!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pens

Notepad

Small fold up mirror

About half a dozen lipsticks

Lip moisturiser

Receipts

Library card

2 fold up bags

Condoms

Polo mints

Purse

Manicure set

Phone bank

Charging cable

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Purse

Condoms

Hairbrush

Makeup bag

Spare glasses

Perfume

Paracetamol

Cocodamol

Hayfever tablets

Pens

Sunglasses

Bottle opener

Plus lots more useless junk that I may need when I'm out x

All the necessary essentials! "

And a hip flask of vodka I've just found in the pocket lol x

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Assuming this thread is open to anyone who owns a handbag:-

My AA membership card

Wipes

A 90% Off Voucher for my next purchase at Nakedwines.com

A hairdryer

A selection of flavoured condoms

An inflatable pillow

Tom Cruise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wallet, inhaler, lip balm and tissues

keys, headphones and phone would be added if going out

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Powder press

Lipstick

Eyeliner

Micellar water

Wet wipes

Phone

Detangling brush

Earrings

Cotton buds

Money

Breath freshener spray

Bottle opener (!)

Comb

Sunglasses

Plasters

Mars Bar

Blimey,it weighs a ton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Powder press

Lipstick

Eyeliner

Micellar water

Wet wipes

Phone

Detangling brush

Earrings

Cotton buds

Money

Breath freshener spray

Bottle opener (!)

Comb

Sunglasses

Plasters

Mars Bar

Blimey,it weighs a ton

Who are you? Sport Billy

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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Purse

Car key

Rennie's

Tissues

Lighter

Dummy

Toy car

Condoms

Pain killers

Need to clean out my bag lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Fuck ok.

Coke zero

Medication x2

Purse

Keys x2

Sunglasses

Reading glasses

Lipstick x2

Lip liner

Mascara

Eyeliner

Kinder bars

Face mask

Soap

Deodorant

Comb

Tweezers

Snack bars

Hand gel

Perfume

Hair bands

Hair clips

Lanyard

Pens

Diary

Note book "

Are you sure that's not a holdall instead?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Glasses

Sunglasses

Work ID and keys

House and car keys

Purse

Codeine

Tweezers

Vaseline

Lipsticks varying shades of red

Perfume - Jo Malone Pomegranate Noir

Tin of M&S mints

Bag of Sports Mix

Hair clip

3 bobbles

Emergency charger

Earphones

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"My ansaphone message on my phone actually says ....

That's pure class, that is!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Polo mints for the horses I visited earlier

Some change

My keys

Earbud headphones

A receipt

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Some of you have big bags. In mine is

Purse

Pen

Gobble gobble

Loads of receipts

Mints

Trolley token

Discharge notes

£25.50 (result!!!)

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"Fuck ok.

Coke zero

Medication x2

Purse

Keys x2

Sunglasses

Reading glasses

Lipstick x2

Lip liner

Mascara

Eyeliner

Kinder bars

Face mask

Soap

Deodorant

Comb

Tweezers

Snack bars

Hand gel

Perfume

Hair bands

Hair clips

Lanyard

Pens

Diary

Note book "

Fuck, that's not a handbag that's hand luggage

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Purse, reading glasses, make-up bag, tissues, alcohol hand rub, keys, hair clip and grips, hair brush, small screwdrivers, headache tablets, body spray, some paperwork, a few receipts, a very old looking packet of polos, mouthwash, tampax, moisturiser, Avon sample lipsticks ... goodness knows where they came from

a nail file. Think that’s it.

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By *sfleurWoman
over a year ago

wednesfield

Spare socks & pants - fruit pastilles - tissues - purse - wipes - hand gel - make up bag - paracetamol !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a handbag, but I do use a tote

Nothing exciting in there, usually stuff I hate carrying in my pockets : keys, pack of tissues, sunglasses, a couple of pieces of fruit to keep me away from the choccy

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Nun chucks and some lipstick

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Hands.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"My ansaphone message on my phone actually says ....

That's pure class, that is!

thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ladies.. check your hand bags... what items are in your hand bag.. you never know what you might have in there.."
mace a flick knife lipstick a purse wet wipes a cuddly toy and some pop socks

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Keys

Sunglasses

Umbrella

iPod & headphones

Pack of mints

Painkillers

Hankies

Couple of pens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keys

Headphones

Clear nail varnish

Emery boards

Purse

Specsavers voucher

Doctors letter

Glasses case

Lipstick

Some wrappers

M said it’s like Narnia...

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Wot? No cuddly toys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse,hairbrush, lippy,lip pencil, compact mirror, keys,lighter, paracetamol,3 condoms, perfume and nail file

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car keys, purse, perfume, sanitary towels. Body spray, hairbrush, make up, hair bobbles. Hand lotion, paracetamol, an orange, fwb flat keys and his bank card, and lanyard with my work ID attached.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've no idea how I fit so much crap in my handbag!

Purse

Keys

Tobacco, rolling papers and filters.

E-cig that hasn't been used for nearly 12 months

6 biros

5 lighters

3 lipsticks and 1 lip gloss

Lip balm

Diary

Condoms and lube

Payslips

Extra strong mints

Mouthwash

Hairbrush and hair bobbles

Paracetamol and other medication

Deodorant

Key for disabled toilets (for my mum)

E-reader

Lip balm

Hand cream

A set of darts (I play for a ladies team and the season finished months ago

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I was a bit worried for

a minute then Yorkie about the darts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pens

Eyeliner (that I never wear anymore

) nail clippers

Small metal figurine of a pelican

Flints

A stuffed bee and flower thing

A note from the doc (I forgot about going to that, damn)

Random paper and some receipts

A dousing crystal

A charger block

Head phones

A shit tonne of paperwork and letters I’ll get around to one day

Wipes

My house and Work keys

A library card

A lighter

Cream

Tampax

A Samsung charger (yet oddly I have an iPhone

)

Random change

A have crocheted very small toy elephant

And a thimble

It’s surprising how much can fit in a small bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pens

Eyeliner (that I never wear anymore

) nail clippers

Small metal figurine of a pelican

Flints

A stuffed bee and flower thing

A note from the doc (I forgot about going to that, damn)

Random paper and some receipts

A dousing crystal

A charger block

Head phones

A shit tonne of paperwork and letters I’ll get around to one day

Wipes

My house and Work keys

A library card

A lighter

Cream

Tampax

A Samsung charger (yet oddly I have an iPhone

)

Random change

A have crocheted very small toy elephant

And a thimble

It’s surprising how much can fit in a small bag

"
thats a suit case not a handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checked mine (my manly handbag) and I have a french letter and a dulcolax suppository for those moment when my bowel needs to be relieved fasten than the seatbelt in an airplane of Lufthtansa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tampons, a strip of co-codamol, two diazepam, hay fever tablets, ibuprofen, nasal spray, plasters, an old key ring which fell off, a picture a child drew me of a dragon, a Slytherin Hama beads which a child made me, a kit kat chunky, notes from my last meeting at work and my purse.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

In my man bag

Work phone, iPod cable, wallet, card holder, some football stickers

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Purse

Inhaler

Hairbrush

Lip gloss

Lip balm

Knitting

Small bag of knitting equipment (stitch markers, embroidery scissors, sewing up needle, dpn needles in case, spare circular needle)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My handbag is like Mary Poppins bag

It got everything in it apart from the kitchen sink I reckon

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over a year ago

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By *neSouthernKinkyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Strap on harness, two silicone dildos, suede flogger, rubber paddle, lube, condoms etc

(Went to a party Thursday and haven't unpacked it yet)"

Your hand bag must be a similar size to mine lol. Although I only had the one strap on dildo in there.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Kinder Bueno

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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago

swingers clubs

I don't have one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord Lucan and Shergar are probably floating around at the bottom of mine!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Lord Lucan and Shergar are probably floating around at the bottom of mine!!"

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Purse, keys, work fob, umbrella, hairbrush, hairband, lip balm, compact mirror, hand gel, tampons, paracetamol, tissues, chewing gum, battery charger, headphones, glasses wipes, fold up shopper, Harry Potter charm bracelet (daughter’s)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found an earring that I've been searching for all month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone

Purse

Sunglasses

Reading glasses

Makeup

Hairbrushes x2

Earrings

Tissues

Wipes

Bottle opener

Tweezers

Pens

Condoms

Lube

Moisturiser

Lip salve.

Hormone patches and pills

Paracetamol

Fan

Nail files

Flipping eckers. There’s shit loads in this thing

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Nothing. Very rarely use one. But when/if I do it's usually:

Purse, keys, phone, tissues, meds, cigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Housebricks and the kitchen sink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

work bag. make up bag, perfume and some wipes. work phone, work diary pens and a charger

my bag i went out last night. lip gloss, bronzer, my fav perfume, and purse

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My bag right now.

Deoderant

body spray

toothbrush & paste

socks

dry chalk

skipping rope

resistance bands

mitts

wrist wraps

gum sheild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bag right now.

Deoderant

body spray

toothbrush & paste

socks

dry chalk

skipping rope

resistance bands

mitts

wrist wraps

gum sheild

Mary Poppins would be ever so proud

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Pepper Spray,

Stun Gun,

Brass Knuckles,

18 inch Machete,

Eye liner and some wet wipes

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Fuck ok.

Coke zero

Medication x2

Purse

Keys x2

Sunglasses

Reading glasses

Lipstick x2

Lip liner

Mascara

Eyeliner

Kinder bars

Face mask

Soap

Deodorant

Comb

Tweezers

Snack bars

Hand gel

Perfume

Hair bands

Hair clips

Lanyard

Pens

Diary

Note book "

Wow do you really need all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lipstick

Works pass

Mascara

Deodrant

Perfume

Stockings

Bullet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone lead

Chewing gum

Perfume

Deodorant

Panty pads

Dog treats

Diary

Purse

Loads of loose change at the bottom of my bag

Sunglasses

Glasses

Work mobile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Housebricks and the kitchen sink."

Feels like it sometimes.

I’ve wrecked two cheap pairs of reading glasses where they’ve scratched the lens on the brick.

I really need a case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse, phone, work ID, wet wipes, tissues, a spare nose ring, ear plugs, pen, glasses, sunglasses, nail file, hand cream, lip balm, somebody else's post that needs redirecting, diary and my favorite carrier bag

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By *ornyPair22Couple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Letters, Ibuprofen, purse, passport, headphones, pens, sweet wrappers

haha.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I dont carry one

True story

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Half a house brick, to break his legs so he can't do a runner from me. LoL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont carry one

True story

Where do you put all your stuff?x

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