FabSwingers.com forum: Accident while having sex?

By *umps OP Man
over a year ago

city

Have You ever had an accident while having sex?

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

You should not drive and fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

... My parents did though.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Do you mean like shitting ones self ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"No.

... My parents did though. "

I think not my dear

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've face planted the floor from dead legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mean like shitting ones self ?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

... My parents did though.

I think not my dear

I was talking about my brother

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By *umps OP Man
over a year ago

city

"Do you mean like shitting ones self ?"

If that's what happened!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"No.

... My parents did though.

I think not my dear

I was talking about my brother

I totally pulled a Dr Evil pose when I read that

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Hard fucking in missionary. He pulled right out, slammed into my pubic bone. Broken knob.

Be careful out there people

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Do you mean like shitting ones self ?"

Only if you didn't mean to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a hurry to get into position n head butted the wall the bed was against, had a black eye for about 2 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard fucking in missionary. He pulled right out, slammed into my pubic bone. Broken knob.

Be careful out there people

I remember you telling me about that. Still makes me wince.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I was in a hurry to get into position n head butted the wall the bed was against, had a black eye for about 2 weeks

You just reminded me, I was giving head and the guy pulled me up to ride him. I was lighter and smaller than his Mrs, and he flung me into the wall, left a foundation forehead print on the wall

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hard fucking in missionary. He pulled right out, slammed into my pubic bone. Broken knob.

Be careful out there people

I remember you telling me about that. Still makes me wince. "

I've written it into a show

Always amusing watching people squirm (he turned out to be a cheating twat so sympathy level zero)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've fell off a bed, ended up with concussion. Had my ex on all 4s, going at it and she knocked my leg, didn't realise how close my knee was to the edge of the bad, slipped off and faceplanted the bedside table. That was fun explaining to the consultant how I did it (told the truth much to his amusement), but explained the reason I was feeling groggy and dizzy for a week or so after.

Same woman, same position, different night, going at it again while her parents where out shopping so had to be a quickie, snapped my banjo string... blood everywhere, cream living room carpet. That stung like mad for ages. She told her dad she had a nosebleed while I minced out the house sheepishly haha.

She was a right bad luck charm, needless to say we went our different ways a few months after for other reasons lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently.

Done it myself, it's fucking agony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently.

Done it myself, it's fucking agony!"

Look back and laugh about it now.like you said the blood and pain nearly put me off for life though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently.

Done it myself, it's fucking agony!

Look back and laugh about it now.like you said the blood and pain nearly put me off for life though "

Yep, victim of that, think it's called snapping ones banjo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently.

Done it myself, it's fucking agony!

Look back and laugh about it now.like you said the blood and pain nearly put me off for life though "

Haha that's exactly what I do now. Look back and laugh about it. I've torn ligaments playing rugby and broken bones but snapping your banjo string is possibly worse. I wouldn't wish it on anybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently.

Done it myself, it's fucking agony!

Look back and laugh about it now.like you said the blood and pain nearly put me off for life though

Yep, victim of that, think it's called snapping ones banjo. "

Medical term is banjorus detachment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nipple piercing getting snagged in a bodystocking hurts like mf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently.

Done it myself, it's fucking agony!

Look back and laugh about it now.like you said the blood and pain nearly put me off for life though

Yep, victim of that, think it's called snapping ones banjo.

Medical term is banjorus detachment.

Thanks very much for that, I'm soon to be studying to join the ambulance service. I'll keep that 1 in mind

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

"A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently.

Done it myself, it's fucking agony!

Look back and laugh about it now.like you said the blood and pain nearly put me off for life though

Yep, victim of that, think it's called snapping ones banjo. "

In that club also.

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By *alacious-MeMan
over a year ago

Leyland

An ex was getting very into riding me... In fact carried away, think she thought it was rodeo... When all of a sudden I had a very weird feeling, hard to describe, not pain exactly but it sent me cold... I looked down because somethin didn't feel right, only to see my right nut basically in my lower belly

That was the weirdest and most awkward call to that medical help line I think I'll ever have!

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By *ercury40Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

I once left the back ring of a cock cage on and started fucking the Mrs. Didnt feel any pain, but afterwards she totally freaked out when she saw my cock. It was black and blue and looked like it had been attacked with a hammer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once broke two of a ladies ribs banging her over a sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was coming up to ride my face, misjudged her leg position and kneed me square-on on the nose. Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have You ever had an accident while having sex?"

Yeah with and old FWB. I fucked her hard in the hotseat until she lost control of her bladder and pissed all over me

I'm not into watersports thanks

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