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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Anyone get sick of men saying they can't cum or can't repeat or are maybe just not in the mood or ill ?

I can make them cum. I've got the knack. I can make any man cum when he doesn't want to. Even dried up ninety year olds.

Here's the secret. Start gentle and slow and then press harder n harder n go in circles and tug the fucking bastard thing up and down up and down up and down, grip real hard until it blows n blows.........

P.S. ignore his screams...... they're just luv grunts.

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By *NACONDA1000Man
over a year ago

buncrana

"Anyone get sick of men saying they can't cum or can't repeat or are maybe just not in the mood or ill ?

I can make them cum. I've got the knack. I can make any man cum when he doesn't want to. Even dried up ninety year olds.

P.S. ignore his screams...... they're just luv grunts."

You can't have much respect for men.....you're supposed to WORSHIP their penises, not call them "fucking bastard things".

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Anyone get sick of men saying they can't cum or can't repeat or are maybe just not in the mood or ill ?

I can make them cum. I've got the knack. I can make any man cum when he doesn't want to. Even dried up ninety year olds.

P.S. ignore his screams...... they're just luv grunts."

Now I definitely don’t want to cum

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You're right ........... I mean 'tug the most amazing pork sword in the universe up n down'.......

Im right about the rest tho... Every man can cum n cum n cum.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Anyone get sick of men saying they can't cum or can't repeat or are maybe just not in the mood or ill ?

I can make them cum. I've got the knack. I can make any man cum when he doesn't want to. Even dried up ninety year olds.

P.S. ignore his screams...... they're just luv grunts.

Now I definitely don’t want to cum

What !

Don't kid yourself babe.... one slap n tug n wiggle from these magic finger and oooooooo yesssssss you'll cum.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Don't get cocky kid...

Everyone knows you lose tension when it's about to blow for increased range and mass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone get sick of men saying they can't cum or can't repeat or are maybe just not in the mood or ill ?

I can make them cum. I've got the knack. I can make any man cum when he doesn't want to. Even dried up ninety year olds.

P.S. ignore his screams...... they're just luv grunts.

Now I definitely don’t want to cum

What !

Don't kid yourself babe.... one slap n tug n wiggle from these magic finger and oooooooo yesssssss you'll cum."

I'm not even sure I want you touching my pork sword

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Anyone get sick of men saying they can't cum or can't repeat or are maybe just not in the mood or ill ?

I can make them cum. I've got the knack. I can make any man cum when he doesn't want to. Even dried up ninety year olds.

P.S. ignore his screams...... they're just luv grunts.

Now I definitely don’t want to cum

What !

Don't kid yourself babe.... one slap n tug n wiggle from these magic finger and oooooooo yesssssss you'll cum."

My cock is getting smaller and smaller, I think it’s going to literally disappear inside me soon

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

"You're right ........... I mean 'tug the most amazing pork sword in the universe up n down'.......

Im right about the rest tho... Every man can cum n cum n cum. "

PORK SWORD LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately your so wrong there....

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

It's just piss

Oh, hang on, wrong thread

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By *ortobello SionnachWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

If you tug hard and they piss does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've suddenly got a headache ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go Granny go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regularly fasturbate.

It's when you only have 5% battery power on your phone to look at porn, so time is limited.

I've found training myself like this has overcome the male weakness of being unable to cum on demand.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Anyone get sick of men saying they can't cum or can't repeat or are maybe just not in the mood or ill ?

I can make them cum. I've got the knack. I can make any man cum when he doesn't want to. Even dried up ninety year olds.

P.S. ignore his screams...... they're just luv grunts.

Now I definitely don’t want to cum

What !

Don't kid yourself babe.... one slap n tug n wiggle from these magic finger and oooooooo yesssssss you'll cum.

I'm not even sure I want you touching my pork sword

Fine. I can do it with just a gaze anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait to try this with my next meet. Thanks Granny!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Anyone get sick of men saying they can't cum or can't repeat or are maybe just not in the mood or ill ?

I can make them cum. I've got the knack. I can make any man cum when he doesn't want to. Even dried up ninety year olds.

P.S. ignore his screams...... they're just luv grunts.

Now I definitely don’t want to cum

What !

Don't kid yourself babe.... one slap n tug n wiggle from these magic finger and oooooooo yesssssss you'll cum.

My cock is getting smaller and smaller, I think it’s going to literally disappear inside me soon

I have tweezers and I can travel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you tug hard and they piss does that count?"

That will be the magic juice flowing from them

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you jam a couple of fingers up their arse and frantically jab at the prostate he will be squirting all over the bed in no time.

It's a knack I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This definitely would not work on me. If I've had enough, I've had enough.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Can't wait to try this with my next meet. Thanks Granny!

Don't thank me Dotty. Just make pleasing men this way ...your goal in life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you want it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This definitely would not work on me. If I've had enough, I've had enough."

No! No! Ve can mayke you cum again unt again ...... !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This definitely would not work on me. If I've had enough, I've had enough."

Sorry, if Granny says it works, it works.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you jam a couple of fingers up their arse and frantically jab at the prostate he will be squirting all over the bed in no time.

It's a knack I have. "

We are a pair of knackers

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This definitely would not work on me. If I've had enough, I've had enough.

Sorry, if Granny says it works, it works."

FACT !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Don't be scared now.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

" I regularly fasturbate.

It's when you only have 5% battery power on your phone to look at porn, so time is limited.

I've found training myself like this has overcome the male weakness of being unable to cum on demand. "

If you had 15% battery power do you wank three times slower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just piss

Oh, hang on, wrong thread

You beat me to it!

. I was about to post but it's just piss right?!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you tug hard and they piss does that count?"

Piss ? Men piss if mishandled ? Ahaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaa ...... NO! It's cum I tell you cum.

It's from the thingy gland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait to try this with my next meet. Thanks Granny!

Don't thank me Dotty. Just make pleasing men this way ...your goal in life"

I'm glad he agreed to that second night, I'm gonna do it over and over and over. He'll be so pleased!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet Granny Crumpet is a furious skier.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I bet Granny Crumpet is a furious skier."

FFS....... Is ski-ing some kind of sex move in the snow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet Granny Crumpet is a furious skier.

FFS....... Is ski-ing some kind of sex move in the snow ?"

It can be if you want it to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong that I'm rock hard?

I'm at a family wedding and people have started to move away.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have to go shopping or starve.

When I get back I want all of the men on this thread to be thrapped out using my tried and tested method.

Clean sheets anyone ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it wrong that I'm rock hard?

I'm at a family wedding and people have started to move away."

Stick it up the crocembouche

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

"Is it wrong that I'm rock hard?

I'm at a family wedding and people have started to move away."

Granny here can sort you out .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it wrong that I'm rock hard?

I'm at a family wedding and people have started to move away."

Don't stand too close to the cake. The happy couple are meant to make the first cut

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Funny as! Lol

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By *F JonesMan
over a year ago

London

Aha trust in granny crumpet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All blokes respond differently to pleasure... what works for one might not for another, like wise with women.

I cant stand sexual partners that dont read the bodys sexual reactions and use the same technique with every partner... yes its ok to have knacks and certain special touches but i find the ones that use the same techniquetime after time to be very boring in bed.

Read those signals!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

This made me laugh

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"If you jam a couple of fingers up their arse and frantically jab at the prostate he will be squirting all over the bed in no time.

It's a knack I have. "

Squirting from his eyes more like. Damn those cheap false nails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the male equivalent of a finger blasting anyway?

Sausage mash?

Scrambled eggs?

Jack hammering?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

After reading that I can honestly say I've never been more scared / mentally scarred in my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All blokes respond differently to pleasure... what works for one might not for another, like wise with women.

Read those signals!

Every man can cum with the special technique

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"After reading that I can honestly say I've never been more scared / mentally scarred in my life!"

But you will love it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"All blokes respond differently to pleasure... what works for one might not for another, like wise with women.

Read those signals!

Rubbish. Some men can make ANY woman squirt. FACT!

All fannies are the same in the dark. FACT 2

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

You have really made my day OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd really like to piss on you right now

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

ooer .... get a room you two..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you jam a couple of fingers up their arse and frantically jab at the prostate he will be squirting all over the bed in no time.

It's a knack I have.

Squirting from his eyes more like. Damn those cheap false nails!

I'm very considerate and bite my nails off beforehand.

I'm no amateur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd really like to piss on you right now"

Oooooohhhh please say you were talking to me!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No it was the bloke below me I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it was the bloke below me I think

Fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best forum post all day

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