FabSwingers.com forum: Dare ya ta rip the piss outta the person above xx

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im wide open wi that one aint i lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse, I thinks yer loverly. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I refuse, I thinks yer loverly. x"

Refuse, I think yer nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shortass xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Shortass xx

I do it every day anyway so won't bother tonight x

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Shortass xx

Now sing along folks, you know the tune.

It's a long wait to 2020, it's a long wait for you

It's a long wait......

You've got it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I refuse, I thinks yer loverly. x

Refuse, I think yer nice

Refuse... Im not That brave...;-);-)

{ Plus... I think Im in lust

}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you be that ugly with just one head?!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!

talking heads... yours is tiny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!

I use both faces...

But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!

I use both faces...

But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)

serves ya right fer bliddy scarin er!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!

I use both faces...

But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)

Ffs... Deleted the wrong one...

"At least MY midwife slapped my arse..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!

I use both faces...

But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)

Ffs... Deleted the wrong one...

"At least MY midwife slapped my arse..."

Stupid woman got the wrong feckin end

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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago

loch lomond

are you climbing the walls?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!

I use both faces...

But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)

Ffs... Deleted the wrong one...

"At least MY midwife slapped my arse..."

Stupid woman got the wrong feckin end

Oi, what with yer sore throat what would you say to sucking on a fishermans friend?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

ooops forgot to add

and thanks in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooops forgot to add

and thanks in advance"

The one that got away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!

talking heads... yours is tiny!

It only looks tiny at the side of your fat are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!

I use both faces...

But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)

Looks like she hasn't stopped slapping it yet and which end did she know to slap? They look the same either end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!

talking heads... yours is tiny!

It only looks tiny at the side of your fat are!

Thats should be arse

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

ooops forgot to add

and thanks in advance

The one that got away...

a whole schoal

of 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!

I use both faces...

But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)

Ffs... Deleted the wrong one...

"At least MY midwife slapped my arse..."

Stupid woman got the wrong feckin end

Stupid and woman...

Like saying Sahara and Desert...

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

ooops forgot to add

and thanks in advance

The one that got away...

a whole schoal

of 'em. "

Youre not even a funguy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone got a match?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!

I use both faces...

But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)

Ffs... Deleted the wrong one...

"At least MY midwife slapped my arse..."

Stupid woman got the wrong feckin end

Stupid and woman...

Like saying Sahara and Desert...

All very dry on your approach

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"anyone got a match?"

is that the old face/arse joke for he who shall remain head, i mean nameless above?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooops forgot to add

and thanks in advance

The one that got away...

a whole schoal

of 'em.

Youre not even a funguy

He's a type of funguy...mushroom! Kept in the dark and fed nothing but shite!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

ooops forgot to add

and thanks in advance

The one that got away...

a whole schoal

of 'em.

Youre not even a funguy

He's a type of funguy...mushroom! Kept in the dark and fed nothing but shite!

wouldn't be so bad but i feed myself

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!

I use both faces...

But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)

Ffs... Deleted the wrong one...

"At least MY midwife slapped my arse..."

Stupid woman got the wrong feckin end

Stupid and woman...

Like saying Sahara and Desert...

All very dry on your approach

This is Captain Tobias of Coconut Airways saying he should have got his landing gear out in better time.

Oh, we're going to barbados.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone got a match?

is that the old face/arse joke for he who shall remain head, i mean nameless above? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone got a match?

is that the old face/arse joke for he who shall remain head, i mean nameless above?

You can't beat a little head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid and woman...

Like saying Sahara and Desert...

All very dry on your approach

Its an age thing...;-)

Dont worry I'll bring some lube...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only complaint I have is about the gentleman above is that I cant see his lovely face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only complaint I have is about the gentleman above is that I cant see his lovely face! "

Bows low and retracts the Sahara Desert crack...

{ Not All women...;-) }

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ermmm sorry but why does simon cowell spring to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ermmm sorry but why does simon cowell spring to mind"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Call them legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very small lovely far away body and all gorgeous

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good grief we have it all wrong you have tan lines and yet you appear to live north of watford!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn my family were from Paisley

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"good grief we have it all wrong you have tan lines and yet you appear to live north of watford!!!!"

you certainly do, do you not know that north of watford there is only a dark grim world ? we merely exist

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"good grief we have it all wrong you have tan lines and yet you appear to live north of watford!!!!

you certainly do, do you not know that north of watford there is only a dark grim world ? we merely exist"

Ah but thats Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ermmm sorry but why does simon cowell spring to mind"

Because your signature is an X...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell us your surgeon - I want my moobs reduced too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell us your surgeon - I want my moobs reduced too xx"

He says he's sorry but even

his skills cant cope with moobs as big as yours...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Tonight Soapy, I feel like ripping a new asshole for someone, (not on this or any other site btw), so will settle for holding their beer whilst they go for a piss.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

me, i'd never do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me, i'd never do that

And what time dya call this to be bringin the kids car home...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"me, i'd never do that

And what time dya call this to be bringin the kids car home...

ffs thought we'd never get out tonight

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"me, i'd never do that

And what time dya call this to be bringin the kids car home...

ffs thought we'd never get out tonight

I know of an ikkle voddy shop just down the road..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me, i'd never do that

And what time dya call this to be bringin the kids car home...

ffs thought we'd never get out tonight

I know of an ikkle voddy shop just down the road..

Just how much of their stock have you got through tonight...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Non atall honest guv', only the bestest apple juice for me I promise.

Ok a couple of JD's to help it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non atall honest guv', only the bestest apple juice for me I promise.

Ok a couple of JD's to help it down

I believe you... *hic*

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By *ornyAndHung4FunMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Oooo look at me, ive bought myself a leather peter pan hat and a lovely vest, im the one 'take that' rejected.

(No harm mate, just playing along lol)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Non atall honest guv', only the bestest apple juice for me I promise.

Ok a couple of JD's to help it down

I believe you... *hic*

I freckin luv yu i do yu ar my besshtest mate evvr onesty. i finkk

On a more serious note though chap my random music selection is about to draw to a conclusion so what one recommend?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo look at me, ive bought myself a leather peter pan hat and a lovely vest, im the one 'take that' rejected.

(No harm mate, just playing along lol)"

Looks like a cock... But smaller...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non atall honest guv', only the bestest apple juice for me I promise.

Ok a couple of JD's to help it down

I believe you... *hic*

I freckin luv yu i do yu ar my besshtest mate evvr onesty. i finkk

On a more serious note though chap my random music selection is about to draw to a conclusion so what one recommend?

Brahms Lullaby...

Im off for some much needed beauty sleep...;-)

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Oooo look at me, ive bought myself a leather peter pan hat and a lovely vest, im the one 'take that' rejected.

(No harm mate, just playing along lol)

Looks like a cock... But smaller...

oh look at me.... im too tall to be caught on camera

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oooo look at me, ive bought myself a leather peter pan hat and a lovely vest, im the one 'take that' rejected.

(No harm mate, just playing along lol)"

Peter "frigging" Pan! Grr. How very dare you. I will have you know that hat cost me at least £5 in Spain circa 1992. Fact

It is now my official holiday hat t'wit only my missus is allowed to slag me off whilst actually wearing it.She took the fookin' picture at Gt Yarmouth. Just had some fun in the toilets behind the wall.

Now don't get me started on the colour of my ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo look at me, ive bought myself a leather peter pan hat and a lovely vest, im the one 'take that' rejected.

(No harm mate, just playing along lol)

Peter "frigging" Pan! Grr. How very dare you. I will have you know that hat cost me at least £5 in Spain circa 1992. Fact

Now don't get me started on the colour of my ...

what was your missus doing whilst you was in the toilets behind the wall?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Shagging the guy who ran the Crazy Golf.

I had to wait for my turn, ladies first, of course.

I won for the 3rd yr running by the way. If you know what I mean.....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

not so much a big tough guy but a bit of a woose- well who else drinks a cuppa in a hotel room after a fab social lol

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By *andj65Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

get te bed ya mad wumman

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"get te bed ya mad wumman

i would but tonights escapades are still running thru ma heid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no it's to early and I don't disrespect people anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no it's to early and I don't disrespect people anyway

Hahaha pig faced snort beast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Young upstart xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Young upstart xx

little smurf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Muppet xx

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

gobby !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Woman !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woman !!!!

Short arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lanky git xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lanky git xx

Door stop

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

poser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"poser "

tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"poser

tit "

The quiet one

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

No - this is not something I would do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No - this is not something I would do. "

What a doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No - this is not something I would do.

What a doughnut

all talk

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"No - this is not something I would do.

What a doughnut

all talk

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and no trousers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No - this is not something I would do.

What a doughnut

all talk

and no trousers...

gobshite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

offt, what an ass.

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