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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town

nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just put the kettle, what would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettles on Mrs SB

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Standards have dropped

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"I've just put the kettle, what would you like?"

Yeah. Thank you, i will have a coffee with almond milk no sugar

Any chance of breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon egg sandwich in bed whilst having a perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you will find it's your turn Op , I've been waiting for my tea for ages

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"Standards have dropped "

It's freaking ridiculous, I'm telling you

Btw good morning

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"Bacon egg sandwich in bed whilst having a perv "

Be careful you don't splash some "special sauce " on your butty

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"I think you will find it's your turn Op , I've been waiting for my tea for ages "

Whaaaaaat? I'm a princess me, can you not see ?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good morning, feel free to join me for breakfast in bed

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"Kettles on Mrs SB "

Bore da

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Why not just make your own op

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"Good morning, feel free to join me for breakfast in bed "

*runs to the car naked while Google mapping destination*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just put the kettle, what would you like?

Yeah. Thank you, i will have a coffee with almond milk no sugar

Any chance of breakfast "

Fry up?

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"Why not just make your own op"

I'm a princess today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very handsome man has just presented me with a cup of tea in bed.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

"

all that moaning about it has woke me up

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"I've just put the kettle, what would you like?

Yeah. Thank you, i will have a coffee with almond milk no sugar

Any chance of breakfast

Fry up?"

I don't want to be fussy but maybe pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not made pancakes for ages, things could get messy!

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"A very handsome man has just presented me with a cup of tea in bed. "

Showing of HH?

Mine still snoring next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you will find it's your turn Op , I've been waiting for my tea for ages

Whaaaaaat? I'm a princess me, can you not see ? "

Lol even princess's need to get there hands dirty sometimes but I'll make it this once, what would madam require ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Standards have dropped

It's freaking ridiculous, I'm telling you

Btw good morning "

Good morning to you too

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

No caffeine for me thanks as I'm off to bed soon after Nights...plus it will spoil this rather nice Bushmills Single Malt....cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the Ryanair generation I'm afraid

Site entry is free

Breakfast is an extra tenner

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"I've not made pancakes for ages, things could get messy!"

Fry up then. Thank you handsone

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

all that moaning about it has woke me up "

Your penis is hungry too?

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"It's the Ryanair generation I'm afraid

Site entry is free

Breakfast is an extra tenner"

Fucking budget airlines

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"No caffeine for me thanks as I'm off to bed soon after Nights...plus it will spoil this rather nice Bushmills Single Malt....cheers"

Night night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not made pancakes for ages, things could get messy!

Fry up then. Thank you handsone "

Flattery will get you everywhere

Now, do I get dressed before I bring it to the table?

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

all that moaning about it has woke me up

Your penis is hungry too? "

how do you know it’s hungry lol

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"No caffeine for me thanks as I'm off to bed soon after Nights...plus it will spoil this rather nice Bushmills Single Malt....cheers

Night night "

Thank you

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I would if I could. I'm wasting away here. Wounded and helpless

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"I think you will find it's your turn Op , I've been waiting for my tea for ages

Whaaaaaat? I'm a princess me, can you not see ?

Lol even princess's need to get there hands dirty sometimes but I'll make it this once, what would madam require ? "

I'm in the mood for pancakes. But healthy ones. Picky princess

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"I've not made pancakes for ages, things could get messy!

Fry up then. Thank you handsone

Flattery will get you everywhere

Now, do I get dressed before I bring it to the table?"

There's no dressing code

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

all that moaning about it has woke me up

Your penis is hungry too? how do you know it’s hungry lol "

Thirsty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod breakfast, i need my supper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

"

Sod the breakfast! Straight back to bed with you young lady

Jenny x

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"I would if I could. I'm wasting away here. Wounded and helpless "

There's a bother booby hug to make it better.

Also hubby said I can take you for a ride......on his R32

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not made pancakes for ages, things could get messy!

Fry up then. Thank you handsone

Flattery will get you everywhere

Now, do I get dressed before I bring it to the table?

There's no dressing code "

My dressing gown does tend to flap open, I don't wish to offend

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"Sod breakfast, i need my supper!"
oh dear night shift

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

Sod the breakfast! Straight back to bed with you young lady

Jenny x"

*whispering* I'm still in bed,...... and naked

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap


"I've just put the kettle, what would you like?

Yeah. Thank you, i will have a coffee with almond milk no sugar

Any chance of breakfast "

Coffee, with almond milk! Err good job I'm not waking up with you then.

It's tea and toast or nowt round my house!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

all that moaning about it has woke me up

Your penis is hungry too? how do you know it’s hungry lol

Thirsty? "

well now I’m just lost lol

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"I've not made pancakes for ages, things could get messy!

Fry up then. Thank you handsone

Flattery will get you everywhere

Now, do I get dressed before I bring it to the table?

There's no dressing code

My dressing gown does tend to flap open, I don't wish to offend "

Very modest of you

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

all that moaning about it has woke me up

Your penis is hungry too? how do you know it’s hungry lol

Thirsty? well now I’m just lost lol"

I'm so confused.

Shall we start again?

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"I've just put the kettle, what would you like?

Yeah. Thank you, i will have a coffee with almond milk no sugar

Any chance of breakfast

Coffee, with almond milk! Err good job I'm not waking up with you then.

It's tea and toast or nowt round my house!

"

You sound like my husband

Wait....sweetheart, is that you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cous cous and yoghurt again... god I want a bacon sarny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not made pancakes for ages, things could get messy!

Fry up then. Thank you handsone

Flattery will get you everywhere

Now, do I get dressed before I bring it to the table?

There's no dressing code

My dressing gown does tend to flap open, I don't wish to offend

Very modest of you "

I think I need a new one. But I do like the air conditioning in it, shall we say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gona get breakfast roll on way home from work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muffins?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I would if I could. I'm wasting away here. Wounded and helpless

There's a bother booby hug to make it better.

Also hubby said I can take you for a ride......on his R32 "

You know I've always liked your hubby what a guy. Now go give him a bj he deserves it

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"Cous cous and yoghurt again... god I want a bacon sarny"

That sounds middle eastern breakfast. Are you in an exotic land?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a hangover and need a cuppa tea

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"I would if I could. I'm wasting away here. Wounded and helpless

There's a bother booby hug to make it better.

Also hubby said I can take you for a ride......on his R32

You know I've always liked your hubby what a guy. Now go give him a bj he deserves it "

I can't have breakfast with a mouth full of penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gona get breakfast roll on way home from work "

I'd like a breakfast roll but I should eat first

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"I’ve got a hangover and need a cuppa tea "

I'm sorry, but service in this place is appalling, I'm telling you APPALLING

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"Muffins? "

Is it your muffin we are talking about?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I would if I could. I'm wasting away here. Wounded and helpless

There's a bother booby hug to make it better.

Also hubby said I can take you for a ride......on his R32

You know I've always liked your hubby what a guy. Now go give him a bj he deserves it

I can't have breakfast with a mouth full of penis "

I'm sure he'll let you swollow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got a hangover and need a cuppa tea

I'm sorry, but service in this place is appalling, I'm telling you APPALLING"

The best things come to those who wait!

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"I'm gona get breakfast roll on way home from work "

Night night beautiful.

But if you are not to tired, you could pop over

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"I would if I could. I'm wasting away here. Wounded and helpless

There's a bother booby hug to make it better.

Also hubby said I can take you for a ride......on his R32

You know I've always liked your hubby what a guy. Now go give him a bj he deserves it

I can't have breakfast with a mouth full of penis

I'm sure he'll let you swollow "

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

all that moaning about it has woke me up

Your penis is hungry too? how do you know it’s hungry lol

Thirsty? well now I’m just lost lol

I'm so confused.

Shall we start again? "

well I’ve made myself a tea while I decide to have self pleasure before or after breakfast. There’s more in there’s more Assam in the pot if you fancy it while we ponder this age old dilemma. To be fair it’s probably thirsty and hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got a hangover and need a cuppa tea

I'm sorry, but service in this place is appalling, I'm telling you APPALLING"

It’s such a let down, I feel a strongly worded email to vent my spleen set to the management might be in order

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

all that moaning about it has woke me up

Your penis is hungry too? how do you know it’s hungry lol

Thirsty? well now I’m just lost lol

I'm so confused.

Shall we start again? well I’ve made myself a tea while I decide to have self pleasure before or after breakfast. There’s more in there’s more Assam in the pot if you fancy it while we ponder this age old dilemma. To be fair it’s probably thirsty and hungry "

So I was right all along

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"I’ve got a hangover and need a cuppa tea

I'm sorry, but service in this place is appalling, I'm telling you APPALLING

It’s such a let down, I feel a strongly worded email to vent my spleen set to the management might be in order "

We should put a formal complaint. Enough is enough

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

all that moaning about it has woke me up

Your penis is hungry too? how do you know it’s hungry lol

Thirsty? well now I’m just lost lol

I'm so confused.

Shall we start again? well I’ve made myself a tea while I decide to have self pleasure before or after breakfast. There’s more in there’s more Assam in the pot if you fancy it while we ponder this age old dilemma. To be fair it’s probably thirsty and hungry

So I was right all along "

6th sense or just perving in me somehow lol

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

all that moaning about it has woke me up

Your penis is hungry too? how do you know it’s hungry lol

Thirsty? well now I’m just lost lol

I'm so confused.

Shall we start again? well I’ve made myself a tea while I decide to have self pleasure before or after breakfast. There’s more in there’s more Assam in the pot if you fancy it while we ponder this age old dilemma. To be fair it’s probably thirsty and hungry

So I was right all along 6th sense or just perving in me somehow lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast in bed Love to serve my wife breakfast always room for an extra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Muffins?

Is it your muffin we are talking about? "

I was offering you muffins for breakfast

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Rolling up for a drive by fry up

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

all that moaning about it has woke me up

Your penis is hungry too? how do you know it’s hungry lol

Thirsty? well now I’m just lost lol

I'm so confused.

Shall we start again? well I’ve made myself a tea while I decide to have self pleasure before or after breakfast. There’s more in there’s more Assam in the pot if you fancy it while we ponder this age old dilemma. To be fair it’s probably thirsty and hungry

So I was right all along 6th sense or just perving in me somehow lol

"

has a search around check no ones at my tea

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"Breakfast in bed Love to serve my wife breakfast always room for an extra "

We have that in common. I'm trying to serve your wife too

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"Muffins?

Is it your muffin we are talking about?

I was offering you muffins for breakfast "

Sos

Thank you

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"Rolling up for a drive by fry up "

Thank you

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

all that moaning about it has woke me up

Your penis is hungry too? how do you know it’s hungry lol

Thirsty? well now I’m just lost lol

I'm so confused.

Shall we start again? well I’ve made myself a tea while I decide to have self pleasure before or after breakfast. There’s more in there’s more Assam in the pot if you fancy it while we ponder this age old dilemma. To be fair it’s probably thirsty and hungry

So I was right all along 6th sense or just perving in me somehow lol

has a search around check no ones at my tea "

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

all that moaning about it has woke me up

Your penis is hungry too? how do you know it’s hungry lol

Thirsty? well now I’m just lost lol

I'm so confused.

Shall we start again? well I’ve made myself a tea while I decide to have self pleasure before or after breakfast. There’s more in there’s more Assam in the pot if you fancy it while we ponder this age old dilemma. To be fair it’s probably thirsty and hungry

So I was right all along 6th sense or just perving in me somehow lol

has a search around check no ones at my tea

"

now what’s that I feel under the duvet hmm???

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By *rsSB OP   Woman
over a year ago

toy town


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

all that moaning about it has woke me up

Your penis is hungry too? how do you know it’s hungry lol

Thirsty? well now I’m just lost lol

I'm so confused.

Shall we start again? well I’ve made myself a tea while I decide to have self pleasure before or after breakfast. There’s more in there’s more Assam in the pot if you fancy it while we ponder this age old dilemma. To be fair it’s probably thirsty and hungry

So I was right all along 6th sense or just perving in me somehow lol

has a search around check no ones at my tea

now what’s that I feel under the duvet hmm???"

It's your penis.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"nobody is making breakfast or a hot drink this morning . Seriously, I'm done here

all that moaning about it has woke me up

Your penis is hungry too? how do you know it’s hungry lol

Thirsty? well now I’m just lost lol

I'm so confused.

Shall we start again? well I’ve made myself a tea while I decide to have self pleasure before or after breakfast. There’s more in there’s more Assam in the pot if you fancy it while we ponder this age old dilemma. To be fair it’s probably thirsty and hungry

So I was right all along 6th sense or just perving in me somehow lol

has a search around check no ones at my tea

now what’s that I feel under the duvet hmm???

It's your penis. "

arr yes that’s what that is lol

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