FabSwingers.com forum: Get better soon Bladey!!

By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

You can tell when you are getting old when you start fracturing bones doing basic things.....

So there he is doing the most basic of tasks and crunch - his wrist is broken!!

My buddy Bladey is now in plaster for a few weeks which may hamper his pulling powers and his wanking powers too!!

So send him your best wishes here and keep the old bugger smiling as he hits 50 week after next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch!!! Get well B.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ohhh you fucker

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Ohhh you fucker

Love ya!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Aww bless ya! Can you still hold your pint?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ohhh you fucker

Love ya!!

Yep you to

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"You can tell when you are getting old when you start fracturing bones doing basic things.....

So there he is doing the most basic of tasks and crunch - his wrist is broken!!

My buddy Bladey is now in plaster for a few weeks which may hamper his pulling powers and his wanking powers too!!

So send him your best wishes here and keep the old bugger smiling as he hits 50 week after next!

Is it his drinking hand?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Aww bless ya! Can you still hold your pint?

Ohh yes. I was smart I used my left hand

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Oh dear! Get well soon

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wanking, ouch it’s going to be a long six weeks. X

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"You can tell when you are getting old when you start fracturing bones doing basic things.....

So there he is doing the most basic of tasks and crunch - his wrist is broken!!

My buddy Bladey is now in plaster for a few weeks which may hamper his pulling powers and his wanking powers too!!

So send him your best wishes here and keep the old bugger smiling as he hits 50 week after next!

Is it his drinking hand?

I've no problem with an iv

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Aww bless ya! Can you still hold your pint?

Ohh yes. I was smart I used my left hand

See. We men can Multi Task and think ahead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh no

Get well soon

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Aww bless ya! Can you still hold your pint?

Ohh yes. I was smart I used my left hand

See. We men can Multi Task and think ahead!

Not that smart 6 weeks off and can't pull a clutch in. There's going to be murder

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Apparently I need something soft to squeeze to help build up the strength again. If there's any lady's with anything they'd not mind me squeezing my inbox is over there

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I just bought some squishys for my kids, nobody wants the donut one.

Hope you get better form me also.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I just bought some squishys for my kids, nobody wants the donut one.

Hope you get better form me also."

What's a squishy. Thanks sweet x

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"I just bought some squishys for my kids, nobody wants the donut one.

Hope you get better form me also.

What's a squishy. Thanks sweet x"

It's a spongey toy thing that you can squish. I enjoy squishing mine.

And of course you're welcome.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Oh dear Bladey...never mind, enjoy your up and coming big one!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Oh shizzle

Bladey ya spanner! Best learn to wank with your other hand pretty quick!

Seriously though, hope it all heals mega quick and things run smoothly xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I just bought some squishys for my kids, nobody wants the donut one.

Hope you get better form me also.

What's a squishy. Thanks sweet x

It's a spongey toy thing that you can squish. I enjoy squishing mine.

And of course you're welcome."

I'm welcome to squish yours is all I could see there

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oh dear Bladey...never mind, enjoy your up and coming big one!

I'll try. Thanks x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oh shizzle

Bladey ya spanner! Best learn to wank with your other hand pretty quick!

Seriously though, hope it all heals mega quick and things run smoothly xx"

It's cool it's the left that's fucked. I hope so I've no time for this rubbish x

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"I just bought some squishys for my kids, nobody wants the donut one.

Hope you get better form me also.

What's a squishy. Thanks sweet x

It's a spongey toy thing that you can squish. I enjoy squishing mine.

And of course you're welcome.

I'm welcome to squish yours is all I could see there

I don't have many squishy parts left, lol.

Seen the birthday thread too, Happy Birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can tell when you are getting old when you start fracturing bones doing basic things.....

So there he is doing the most basic of tasks and crunch - his wrist is broken!!

My buddy Bladey is now in plaster for a few weeks which may hamper his pulling powers and his wanking powers too!!

So send him your best wishes here and keep the old bugger smiling as he hits 50 week after next!

I thought he was older than me....oh well

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

So no buxom ladies offering you squishy parts Bladey? I will pop out and grab you a peach to squeeze.....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Silly fucker

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Grrr xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya daft sod.... hope it amends quickly.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Can I doodle on your cast?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I doodle on your cast?

You never offered to kiss or rub mine better well rubbing wouldn't have help actually but you know what I mean

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can I doodle on your cast?

You never offered to kiss or rub mine better well rubbing wouldn't have help actually but you know what I mean

TBH I thought that was the last thing on your mind! But if your sure, fancy a blowie?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I doodle on your cast?

You never offered to kiss or rub mine better well rubbing wouldn't have help actually but you know what I mean

TBH I thought that was the last thing on your mind! But if your sure, fancy a blowie?

A man can dream but yes

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"So no buxom ladies offering you squishy parts Bladey? I will pop out and grab you a peach to squeeze.....

Your in sooooooo much trouble young lady

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Get well soon fella.....I am sure there are willling ladies to help you with the wanking

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Oh no. Can you still ride...

..your bike?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can I doodle on your cast?

You little lady can doodle where ever you damn well please. Or anything else truth be known

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Get well soon fella.....I am sure there are willling ladies to help you with the wanking

I wish. Thankfully it's lefty Lucy that's bit the dust

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oh no. Can you still ride...

..your bike?

Not a chance. That's the biggest pisser. 6 weeks off and can't do jack. Can't even fly apparently

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Oh no. Can you still ride...

..your bike?

Not a chance. That's the biggest pisser. 6 weeks off and can't do jack. Can't even fly apparently

Are you a pilot?

You are such a skilled man

I hope you get all better soon. Booby hugs

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Oh no. Can you still ride...

..your bike?

Not a chance. That's the biggest pisser. 6 weeks off and can't do jack. Can't even fly apparently

Are you a pilot?

You are such a skilled man

I hope you get all better soon. Booby hugs

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon

Hope it doesn't prevent you for wanking

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Get well soon fella.....I am sure there are willling ladies to help you with the wanking

I wish. Thankfully it's lefty Lucy that's bit the dust

That’s ok then lol.....

I fractured righty Rita a few years ago, 3 weeks ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww

Kisses for your ouchy bits Bladey xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oh no. Can you still ride...

..your bike?

Not a chance. That's the biggest pisser. 6 weeks off and can't do jack. Can't even fly apparently

Are you a pilot?

You are such a skilled man

I hope you get all better soon. Booby hugs

You'd so love me in a pilot's hat. No you can't fly with a cast so I've been told.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oh no. Can you still ride...

..your bike?

Not a chance. That's the biggest pisser. 6 weeks off and can't do jack. Can't even fly apparently

Are you a pilot?

You are such a skilled man

I hope you get all better soon. Booby hugs

Yes please

You nicking my squeezes

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Get well soon

Hope it doesn't prevent you for wanking "

Left hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope it's all well and strong soon buddy

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Awww

Kisses for your ouchy bits Bladey xx"

Ohhh I think something's just come up

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Hope it's all well and strong soon buddy

Me to. Looks like 6 weeks if it heals if not operations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope it's all well and strong soon buddy

Me to. Looks like 6 weeks if it heals if not operations

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let's hope it heals , just take things easy mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Ouch, you ninny! Hope you heal quickly Bladey. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That must have been one vigorous wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope it's all well and strong soon buddy

Me to. Looks like 6 weeks if it heals if not operations

They should be checking it before that surely.

How did you break it?

Hope you feel better soon. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a bed bath Bladey?

I'll be nice and gentle xx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

How did you manage to do that?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Aw get well soon bladey. Looking forward to signing your cast

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Get well soon fella.....I am sure there are willling ladies to help you with the wanking

I wish. Thankfully it's lefty Lucy that's bit the dust

Not right tighty!

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"So no buxom ladies offering you squishy parts Bladey? I will pop out and grab you a peach to squeeze.....

Your in sooooooo much trouble young lady

I'll just have to pick you up for drinkies!!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Aww get well soon ,sounds nastyxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishing you a speedy recovery

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"How did you manage to do that?"

Cause he is turning into a frail old man!!

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"How did you manage to do that?

Cause he is turning into a frail old man!!

You are a sweet friend

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Tell everyone you high sided the bike and you were lucky to only do your wrist, the speed you were going.

The bike carried on without you, upright until it slowed right down and parked itself perfectly between the arse cheeks of a woman doing a nude leapfrog world record attempt

And remember that chicks dig scars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you get healed up pronto Bladey

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Hope you are on the mend FB x

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

Oh bugger. Will be more than 6 weeks before you can ride a blade again anyway with it being a wrist killing sports bike. Maybe you should switch to a Harley.......

On second thoughts, wrist splints can help haha

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Owwwww

get well soon

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Thanks for the nice msgs above as for the rest of you well you know who you are. Dana that's by far the best offer I've had and hanky what time you getting here

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Thanks for the nice msgs above as for the rest of you well you know who you are. Dana that's by far the best offer I've had and hanky what time you getting here

I am away til middle next week but can sort something then mucker?

Will whatsapp you my broken friend

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