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"Oh definitely me What a day " What can I get you lovely? | |||
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"Can i have a glass of rioja please" Large Rioja coming your way ![]() | |||
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"Hmm it’s early so I’ll start with a G&T please " A large G&T? ![]() | |||
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"It’s friday, the bar is open, who fancies a drink? ![]() I would, your just far off . . ![]() | |||
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"Sex on the beach please - large " I'll help you with that, is there a beach in Hull? | |||
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"Oh definitely me What a day What can I get you lovely? " Decisions decisions Gin and lemonade I think - I need a sweet kick | |||
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"I’ll have a cloudy cider please and what ever you would like ![]() Coming right up and I’ll have a spiced rum and cola thanks ![]() | |||
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"The usual please Single or double spiced rum? " Just give me the bottle it's my birthday! | |||
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"Finally, may I have a piñacolada? ![]() Of course you may ![]() | |||
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"Sex on the beach please - large Enjoy ![]() Cheers lovely - have one yourself x | |||
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"Oh definitely me What a day What can I get you lovely? Decisions decisions Gin and lemonade I think - I need a sweet kick " Coming right up ![]() | |||
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"Finally, may I have a piñacolada? ![]() ![]() Mmmm delicious. Thank you lovely ![]() | |||
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"Hmm it’s early so I’ll start with a G&T please A large G&T? ![]() A large stiff one please ![]() | |||
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"Forgot my ID SOZ" It’s okay just show me your cock and I’ll make an exception ![]() | |||
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"The usual please Single or double spiced rum? Just give me the bottle it's my birthday!" Okay then, demanding much! ![]() | |||
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"Diet Cola please ![]() Coming right up lovely, come sit with me ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a cloudy cider please and what ever you would like ![]() ![]() Thank you very much dear ![]() | |||
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"Hello lovely ![]() ![]() Any specific fizz? ![]() | |||
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"Just a soft drink for me please, I'm driving in a couple of hours " Coming up, have fun later ![]() | |||
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"Cuba Libre please" I asked for a Cuba Libre North of the wall once, they had to go and Google it ![]() | |||
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"Can I have an ice pack and a cider please ![]() Pint of cider here and not sure what you need the ice pack for? ![]() | |||
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"Hello lovely ![]() ![]() ![]() Make it an expensive one ![]() | |||
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"It wasn't even five! ![]() It's five somewhere ![]() | |||
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"Just got in from work and could really drink a pink gin please" Pink gin coming right up ![]() | |||
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"It wasn't even five! ![]() It was 5 somewhere in the world! ![]() | |||
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"Hello lovely ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Of course ![]() | |||
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"Is it possible to have a pint of coors and a climax explosion please x " Yep ![]() | |||
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"Diet Cola please ![]() ![]() With you....I'd rather have you sit on me.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have an ice pack and a cider please ![]() ![]() Pm'd you ![]() | |||
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"As I'm not working tonight, I think I'll have myself a large GnT with crushed lime please xx" As long as I can drink it off your chest! ![]() | |||
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"Diet Cola please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh my face will be available later ![]() | |||
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"Is it possible to have a pint of coors and a climax explosion please x Yep ![]() . Many thanks x | |||
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"Large GnT please!!! ![]() So kind ....... don’t forget the garnishes ![]() | |||
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"I will take a pint please . Thank you x" Pint coming up ![]() | |||
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"The weekend is here and the diet can do one. Rum and ginger ale please! ![]() Hmmm sounds delicious, here you go ![]() | |||
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"Large g&t for me.. need it after this week. Maybe a shot of tequila too." Both coming right up ![]() | |||
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"A was thinking it's a bit early for a g&t. What do you think SB?" Never too early LL, a large one coming up ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a strong Belgium bottled beer, Duvel , maybe as an apperitif ?" Yes of course you can ![]() | |||
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"Thanks. Looks around bar. Nice bar you have here. Quaffs beer like a fool. Can I now have a pint of your finest IPA landlady please?" Of course you may and thanks ![]() | |||
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"As I'm not working tonight, I think I'll have myself a large GnT with crushed lime please xx As long as I can drink it off your chest! ![]() Of course, need a straw or are you going to lick it? | |||
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"As I'm not working tonight, I think I'll have myself a large GnT with crushed lime please xx As long as I can drink it off your chest! ![]() Oh I’ll lick it ![]() | |||
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"I think I'll have a vodka and orange, it's been a nice day and now it's time to chill out ![]() Large one coming up ![]() | |||
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"Feel like a cocktail.......surprise me please ![]() ![]() Woo woo - one of my faves ![]() | |||
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"A was thinking it's a bit early for a g&t. What do you think SB? Never too early LL, a large one coming up ![]() Thank you! That's what I thought, I just needed someone to tell me ![]() | |||
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"As I'm not working tonight, I think I'll have myself a large GnT with crushed lime please xx As long as I can drink it off your chest! ![]() ![]() Wahooooooooey! | |||
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"A was thinking it's a bit early for a g&t. What do you think SB? Never too early LL, a large one coming up ![]() ![]() Hehe you can always rely on me ![]() | |||
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"As I'm not working tonight, I think I'll have myself a large GnT with crushed lime please xx As long as I can drink it off your chest! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The weekend is here and the diet can do one. Rum and ginger ale please! ![]() ![]() Thank you lovely x | |||
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"As I'm not working tonight, I think I'll have myself a large GnT with crushed lime please xx As long as I can drink it off your chest! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I think I'll have a vodka and orange, it's been a nice day and now it's time to chill out ![]() ![]() Ooo, a large one, even better ![]() | |||
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"I think I'll have a vodka and orange, it's been a nice day and now it's time to chill out ![]() ![]() ![]() I aim to please ![]() | |||
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"As I'm not working tonight, I think I'll have myself a large GnT with crushed lime please xx As long as I can drink it off your chest! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Indeed it was and I didn’t spill a drop! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Big jug of purple rain from weatherspoons that some can pour for me " Jug of purple rain coming up, you’ll have to make the effort and pour it yourself though! | |||
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"I think I'll have a vodka and orange, it's been a nice day and now it's time to chill out ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You aim well ![]() | |||
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"Owner calorie real ale ta Low* damn phone!" Ha I did wonder! Coming up ![]() | |||
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"Dr. Pepper please barkeep, I’m working ![]() PB that’s rough and I got IPA in especially ![]() | |||
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"Dr. Pepper please barkeep, I’m working ![]() ![]() Stick it in ice till next Friday please SB ![]() | |||
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"Dr. Pepper please barkeep, I’m working ![]() ![]() ![]() Of course, will do ![]() | |||
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"Did i miss happy hour?! Can i have a double brandy please OP!" Coming right up ![]() | |||
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"Did i miss happy hour?! Can i have a double brandy please OP! Coming right up ![]() Cheers! will be back for another before closing time ![]() | |||
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"Just pass me a bottle of gin please " Anything in particular I have about 30 | |||
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"Just pass me a bottle of gin please Anything in particular I have about 30" Bombay sapphire please | |||
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"Just pass me a bottle of gin please Anything in particular I have about 30 Bombay sapphire please " No problem ice lemon? | |||
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"Just pass me a bottle of gin please Anything in particular I have about 30 Bombay sapphire please No problem ice lemon? " no thanks just the bottle will do | |||
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"Just pass me a bottle of gin please Anything in particular I have about 30 Bombay sapphire please No problem ice lemon? no thanks just the bottle will do " Straw ? ![]() | |||
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"Just pass me a bottle of gin please Anything in particular I have about 30 Bombay sapphire please No problem ice lemon? no thanks just the bottle will do Straw ? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a large glass of rosè wine please ![]() Large glass coming up, sorry about the delay ![]() | |||
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"Feeling really rather pissed off so bottle of Pernod please xx" Bottle of Pernod ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Usual please, Spiced rum & cola, bag of salt and vinegar crisps. Thanks, let the weekend begin." Coming up ![]() | |||
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"Feeling really rather pissed off so bottle of Pernod please xx Bottle of Pernod ![]() ![]() Yes please xx | |||
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"Just pass me a bottle of gin please " Ha here’s a bottle ![]() | |||
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"Just pass me a bottle of gin please Ha here’s a bottle ![]() Much appreciated ![]() | |||
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"I have been stood up this evening grrr. She was coming round for cocktails and I got the ingredients for all her favourites at huge expense , including ripe fucking mango. Come round for sex on the beach everyone, let’s party." Love sex on the beach xx | |||
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"Line em up and keep em comeing. I'm getting hammered ![]() JD coming up ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a very large pornstar martini please, been a tough week x" That bad?! Coming right up x | |||
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"Can I have a very large pornstar martini please, been a tough week x That bad?! Coming right up x" Cheers x | |||
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"Large JD and diet with ice please xx" Large JD and diet cola coming right up lovely xx | |||
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"Line em up and keep em comeing. I'm getting hammered ![]() ![]() Leave the bottle there's a love x | |||
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"I'd like a mojito and then lots of Sambuca please... ![]() Ohhhhh black sambuca is lush xx | |||
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"I'd like a mojito and then lots of Sambuca please... ![]() I like the banana Sambuca | |||
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"I'd like a mojito and then lots of Sambuca please... ![]() Coming up ![]() | |||
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"Long vodka with a tequila chaser for me please ![]() Of course ![]() | |||
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"Line em up and keep em comeing. I'm getting hammered ![]() ![]() Of course ![]() | |||
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"Johnnie Walker Blue label on two rocks of ice please." Coming right up | |||
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"Line em up and keep em comeing. I'm getting hammered ![]() ![]() ![]() I knew there was a reason I loved you ![]() | |||
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"Grey goose please barmaid n have one yourself" coming up and thank you very much ![]() | |||
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"Line em up and keep em comeing. I'm getting hammered ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ha I have the best ideas! ![]() | |||
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"A pint of Old Speckled Hen and your phone number please." Pint coming up and it’s 07********* ![]() | |||
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"Large KD and cola to go with the one I have in my hand." JD ![]() | |||
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"Long vodka with a tequila chaser for me please ![]() ![]() Thank you very much lovely lady ![]() | |||
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"Large KD and cola to go with the one I have in my hand. JD ![]() Coming up, I’d say Bladey has a bottle but the mood he’s in, I doubt he’d share ![]() | |||
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"Line em up and keep em comeing. I'm getting hammered ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And I the best friends ![]() | |||
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"Large KD and cola to go with the one I have in my hand. JD ![]() ![]() Not much left ![]() | |||
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"Line em up and keep em comeing. I'm getting hammered ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a pink gin and cranberry juice please ![]() Coming up lovely ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a large pinot grigio please. In fact just leave the bottle if you could ![]() I have a bottle, here you go, let me know if you need another ![]() | |||
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"A pint of Old Speckled Hen and your phone number please. Pint coming up and it’s 07********* ![]() Your number? It's number one of course. | |||
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"Can I have a pink gin and cranberry juice please ![]() ![]() Thank you | |||
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